After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous
Chapter 98: Hook you all to death and bury them with me!
The bald man rushed into the living room with a look of horror on his face. He looked around and found no chickens or ducks. Instead, he found eight unexplained faces.
The director coughed twice and said, "Nothing happened, right?"
He just needs to go out and don't make any messy things for him tomorrow.
The guests were silent for a moment.
Shen Qinggu: "It's hard to say..."
director:"?!"
"What happened?"
"I've already said it, it's hard to say."
"What happened?" Nothing really happened, right?
Shen Qing said nothing and just smiled.
Nan Zhu stared at the director impatiently: "Nothing happened! You are a director. If you want to know what happened, can't you just watch the live broadcast and watch the monitor? I have to ask, what is there to ask?
If you want to know, go find the answer yourself instead of asking others to tell you. Don’t you understand such a basic truth? You are such a grown man, do you still need someone to teach you? "
director:"…………"
Although I don’t know what happened, I feel that it has something to do with Nan Zhu.
He shrank his neck: "I understand, thank you for the suggestion."
After that, leave the crime scene quickly!
If you provoke him, Nan Zhu will be kicked out of the cotton wool. Just wait, he will teach Nan Zhu a lesson sooner or later!
After the director left, Mingli was still laughing.
"You're almost laughing your ass off. Why are you laughing? Isn't it just a misunderstanding? What's so funny?"
"Hahaha I'm not laughing at this anymore, I'm already laughing at other things."
"what?"
Mingli fanned her face wildly with her hands in an attempt to lower the temperature of her face:
"When I think that such a big world was created by everyone, I feel ridiculous and funny."
Everyone: "???"
what?
After a closer look——
Everyone:"!!!"
[Wonderful, really wonderful! 】
【Sick but funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”
[Hahaha, this is the laughing point of my Class 12 class! 】
[Why didn’t I get it? Is it because I can't keep up with her jumping thinking? 】
[Think about it, such a huge world with so many billions of people and all kinds of developments in various industries, or creatures such as animals and plants, are all created slowly by everyone... taste it carefully! A kind of absurd humor (?)]
[This cursive character is used very spiritually and accurately...]
[Sometimes I really want to dig into Mingli’s brain and see what’s inside it]
[Maybe you will see Chongqing Viaduct (bus)]
There were high and low laughter in the room.
Seeing that everyone's attention had shifted and no longer paid attention to what had just happened, Nan Zhu breathed a sigh of relief.
"By the way, Nan Zhu and I are very innocent. Let me clarify this. Don't think about it. So I don't know how long he has been there, but you can think about it."
Everyone's eyes fell on him again.
"...", he gritted his teeth: "Did you do it on purpose?"
"What did I do on purpose? Didn't you ask me to clarify? Of course I pick out the things I know and tell the truth. I can't go around spreading rumors about you, right? I'm not that kind of person!
As everyone knows, I have always been honest. I cannot spit out ivory, but I can spit out the truth. "
Everyone: "..."
If you listen to this, does anyone believe it?
"Don't believe it, just like I say I want eight male models every day, but do you see that there are men around me? I am like a monk!
I'm just a talkative person..."
"But you still have pure love in your heart?"
"I feel even more horny."
"..."
[I can’t stand it, why do I suddenly feel like I’m being kicked]
[Delete it, my bestie is a little sweaty]
[Don’t delete it, I want to use your bestie’s sweat to wash your hair]
[Okay, okay, this time netizens will save water]
[Do you have any worries about being so neat?]
Seeing that Princess Jiaojiao was almost broken into pieces, Mingli quickly spoke out and put the fallen pieces of Princess Jiaojiao back together: "Okay, I'm not kidding anymore, it was indeed my head that got stuck in the trash can by accident. Nanzhu helped me pull it out.
I guess Nan Lan had misunderstood it, so he had random thoughts.
It's normal. For yellow people, those who are yellow are just yellow. "
Nan Lan lowered his head shyly: "Yes, yes, I am a true yellow race, and it is normal for my brain to be dyed yellow.
I'm really sorry for causing everyone to misunderstand. I swear, I will never say nonsense again when I see anything in the future, my mouth will be sealed from now on! "
Shen Qinggu: "We can talk in private."
Nan Lan's eyes lit up, she had a solution!
"So, why is your head stuck in the trash can?" Qi Shang asked curiously while posing slowly.
Mingli smiled: "Don't ask about this."
"No, you have to ask, I want to know too." Nan Zhu snorted coldly.
"It was just a teaching accident."
"?"
Teaching what?
Teach people how to hide their heads in trash cans?
If it was Mingli, it would seem understandable for him to behave like this.
[Wait a minute, I discovered the details! Qi Shang asked Mingli why she didn't answer, but when Nan Zhu asked, she answered. She only satisfied him! So pampered! 】
[Die Gong and Di Po = Husband and Wife (laughing)]
[It’s all an equation, then I have to believe it! 】
[Are you CP fans looking at CP with a microscope? 】
...
After the oolong incident, other guests began to choose rooms.
Due to limited funds and the fact that they had not sold out yet, everyone first chose an ordinary room for one hundred and one nights.
Mingqiang called Mingli to a corner where no cameras were on, and warned her: "I know you feel now that you are popular and have the capital, so your wings are strong, and you are not afraid of anything. You will fight this and that, and no one will take it seriously." inside!
But you also need to know that netizens like you now just for the sake of freshness.
The entertainment industry changes so quickly, your replacement will appear soon, and sooner or later you will become obsolete! By then you will no longer be popular, I think you can still..."
"I can still piss people off."
"You damn duck has a tough mouth!"
"Are your parents acting in sketches?"
"?"
"Why else would you be such a joke?"
"You dare to insult your parents now? Has your conscience been eaten by a dog?"
"To be honest, every word you say gives people the feeling that you are very angry but at the same time, because your education level is very low, you can only hold it in after all the hard work.
It's more disgusting than the phlegm that a fifty-year-old smoker spits out while brushing his teeth in the morning. "
Ming Qiang, who couldn't explain it, could only curse: "People like you who don't respect your elders will die and go to hell!"
"Then I will go directly to the King of Hell to get the book of life and death, and I will hook you all to death and bury you with me!"
"Absolutely crazy!"
"Thank you for the compliment~"
Mingli didn't care and even smiled playfully.
To be honest, death is not out of the question.
I used to see shooting stars: I wish for good health, academic success, immediate wealth, and everything goes well.
Now when you see a shooting star: Come hit it! It's better to just let the earth explode and everyone die together!
Why are you so young, so light, and haven't eaten?
Are you okay? Fine stones?
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