After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

Looking at the man who transformed into a plastic bag Superman, Mingli said: "?"

No, buddy, are you serious?

Are you really good at this?

As expected of a man who even a demanding and discerning woman like her can’t help but want to harass—

Nanzhu’s inner mobility, execution and belief, as well as his outer powerful arms, explosive long legs and slim waist.

In chasing Mingli, no, in climbing trees, they are in a very advantageous position.

In a matter of seconds, it was approaching.

She didn't spit. After all, this method was only effective for normal people, but Nan Zhu was obviously not normal.

Seeing that he was only two or three meters away from her, Mingli had no choice but to continue climbing up.

She crawls and he chases her, but she has no wings and can hardly fly.

Not long after, the man was at the original location where Mingli was, and she climbed a little higher and reached the branch on the other side.

One high and one low, looking at each other.

She sat on a branch of a tree, hugging the trunk, her legs hanging below kept shaking, and her feet blocked the man's way to climb up:

"Don't come up! If you come up again, I'll kick you to death! Sweeping kicks! Shadowless kicks!"

Kick Nan Zhu’s handsome face!

Face obstacles and destroy them!

The man quickly reached out to grab one of the feet.

There are shadowless feet on one side and iron sand palms on the other. Each foot and palm is an afterimage!

[What a childish thing! Can you be more mature? (Pointing and pointing)]

[Think of it this way, Mingli is only 23 years old, and is still a college student. As a college student, it is normal for a college student to do any stupid and stupid behavior (?)]

[What about Nanzhu? 】

[Nan Zhu is an idiot. Being an idiot, it is normal for him to do any sick and stupid things.]

[Nan Zhu:? You fans, don’t be crazy]

People watching under the tree cheered each other up for Mingli or Nanzhu!

"Come on Nanzhu! Catch her!"

"Come on Mingli! Kick him to death!"

"Catch her!"

"Kick him to death!"

A group of people raised their heads and shouted, and saw a black shadow falling from the sky.

Everyone quickly avoided: "?"

"pat-"

A woman's sneaker fell off.

"pat-"

This is another one.

"Snapped--"

This is a toe sock.

"Snapped--"

This is another one.

Everyone raised their heads with questions, and their eyes fell on Mingli's dazzlingly white foot with slightly curled toes.

Uh……

The two of them were fighting with each other on their hands and feet, and their words were not idle either.

"No, Nanzhu, are you perverted? You don't want to catch me at all, you just want to steal my shoes!"

"Fart, one pair of my shoes is enough to buy dozens of yours."

"I understand, you just want to touch my feet. I really can't stand you perverted foot-controllers! If you really like it, can't you come to my room to find me in private? Why do you do it in public?

Or do you just like playing this kind of game in broad daylight with so many pairs of eyes watching you? More exciting, right?

You are so perverted.

Oh my God! Nanzhu, this big pervert, actually wants to do some dirty and dirty things to my feet! Help! help me! "

The man squinted his eyes and sneered, with a hint of evil: "You call me, and I'll see who dares to save you."

As he spoke, he quickly folded a few leaves, and then used the soft tips of the leaves to scratch the soles of Mingli's feet.

"Pervert... hahaha... help... haha... Nanzhu, are you the one... hahaha... ah... so itchy... don't... help..."

The people around looked at the two people in stunned silence: "..."

No, why is it that when you watch the show, it feels like it has become a part of your play again?

[It’s so strange. I don’t know why. It’s obviously normal behavior for two people (although it’s a bit ridiculous), but I feel very strange. I just have an indescribable feeling. Who knows?]

[These two people give me a sense of déjà vu that if they really get together in the future, they will have a lot of fun in private (?)]

[He makes trouble, she laughs, it’s a good match (aunt laughs)]

【? How come you guys are here just because you smell the smell?]

Mingli, who was extremely ticklish, resisted the itch, tried hard to kick off the big hand holding her ankle, and quickly pulled her foot back.

Bad news: The shoes are gone.

Good news: Better climbing.

She climbed up another branch.

The man also climbed up a branch.

At this time, the slightly thinner trunk at the upper end could not bear the weight of the two people, and began to bend to the right.

Shu: My family, who knows? I’m so confused.

Seeing this, the two of them turned their bodies in tacit agreement and walked to both sides.

Imagine: There is weight on both sides of the tree, and the trunk stabilizes and stops shaking.

Actual: The tree moves a little to the left, then a little to the right, left, right, left, right...

Everyone: "..."

Why are you still swinging?

Mingli's eyes flashed, and he threatened with a smile: "Why, you can't move? With this kind of endurance? No way."

The man tried to climb up again, but the tree shook again, so he had to stop where he was, pointing at Mingli and preparing to say something.

"If you point your fingers, you will easily urinate."

"..."

Nan Zhu quickly retracted his hand: "If you have the ability, come down!"

Mingli shook his head, pointed at himself and then at him: "I have no ability.

I'm a relatively naive person - an idiot, naive, and I can't stand you, this idiot. "

He quickly threw a boomerang, "If you point your finger, you will easily urinate!"

"I don't sleep on the kang."

"..."

[It can’t be pierced, it can’t be pierced at all, Mingli is as flexible as a loach that stands up and dances disco. 】

[Mingli is a noble person, and the most valuable thing is having self-awareness]

Seeing the unpredictable expression on Nan Zhu's face, Mingli smiled and comforted: "It's okay, it's okay.

A weak acid is also an acid, a weak base is also a base, and a weak mind is also a weak mind. You don't have to worry about this. "

"..."

【I am amazed by Mingli’s eloquence】

[I marvel at Nanzhu’s patience]

[I marvel at the bearing of the big tree]

【I am amazed at the rare thing that just escaped】

[I marvel at your perversion]

The two of them grinded and grinded, and the eight long minutes finally came to an end. The moment the director shouted stop using a loudspeaker, it was like listening to fairy music, and his ears suddenly became clear.

Nanzhu struck three times, five divided by two, and climbed and jumped down the tree.

And when he climbed to the top, Mingli, who was seven or eight meters above the ground, looked down.

I didn’t feel the grass when I first climbed it, but now I see it, why is it so high?

Hua, it’s all Nan Zhu’s fault. Sooner or later, she will find an opportunity to kill him and make him kneel down and beg for mercy!

"Director, where is the ladder?"

"The villagers borrowed it this morning. They said their sow had climbed into a tree and they were going to rescue it."

Mingli: "?"

She looked directly at the bald man: "Are you talking about being stupid?"

"Erhuo."

"You swear, if you lie to me, you will be reincarnated seven times and come back still bald!"

"..."

The staff member suppressed laughter and said: "It is true that the ladder was borrowed by the villagers this morning, and it has not been returned yet. It was just borrowed to repair the house..."

Mingli sneered.

The other guests stared up at her.

Shen Qinggu: "Can you get down? Do you want us to help you?"

Qi Ling'er: "It's so high and looks so dangerous."

Nan Lan: "How about you sleep in a tree today? It's a natural oxygen bar."

Mingli sneered: "It's not even the Chinese New Year yet, so you want to get a red envelope from me?"

Natural Oxygen BarX

Mosquito Party√

She looked at Nan Lan: "Don't think that I didn't know you were a mouse and you pretended to be a cat with me, I just didn't expose you at the time.

My sister is pretending to be with you, but you think of her as a xiangzi? "