After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

The two of them were talking to each other, and the way they were going back and forth made the people eating melons next to them look dumbfounded.

Nan Lan murmured: "It's been a long time since I've seen anyone who can scold my brother for several rounds."

Shen Qinggu nodded: "Obviously, Nanzhu's mouth is a machine gun, and Mingli's mouth is a mortar."

Qi Linger pursed her lips: "So she was merciful to us a few days ago?"

Qi Shang frowned: "Then you gave her the burnt fish? What if she gets angry with us?"

Qi Ling'er tilted her head: "Can't we be dumb? Then she won't continue to fight if she doesn't enjoy it."

Qi Shang nodded: "It makes sense. Next time we meet someone who speaks loudly, we will pretend to be dumb. Maybe the other party will feel guilty and apologize to us, and we will win without a fight. Sister, you are so smart. "

Qi Linger raised her chin slightly: "You're not bad either."

people around me:"?"

No, you two have more than 30 million fans combined, how can you pretend to be dumb?

When I go out to participate in activities in the future, I will introduce it like this - Hello everyone, these two are famous mute singers in our village. Today I will bring you a song "Shandandan Blooms Redly"

The director squinted his eyes and stared at Nan Zhu as if he was seeing a grasshopper on his own front.

Known: He and Minglix, Nanzhu and Minglix

Available: He and Nanzhu√

——The enemy of my enemy is my friend

The bald head rubbed his hands with excitement as he thought that he would no longer be fighting alone in the future.

"hey-hey."

The staff next to him saw the cunning smile on the wrinkled face and silently moved a few steps to the side.

What a devious laugh.

The two argued for seven or eight minutes, until their mouths became dry and they stopped to drink water.

Mingli glanced at him sideways: "There's something."

Nanzhu raised his head proudly: "The tip of the iceberg."

"Sooner or later, this iceberg of yours will be smashed to pieces."

"Be careful if you hit your head and it will bleed and become a mess."

Mingli shook his head and sighed: "Sure enough, people are poor and have low status, and they wear dirty clothes and are bullied by dogs."

Nanzhu retorted: "I think you have high ambitions and low abilities, and you are a bit groveling."

[It’s so flammable that I feel like I can kick the cattle away from the field and rush in to plow the land myself! 】

"Ahem!" Just when the two were about to start the battlefield again, the director suddenly interrupted with a loudspeaker, "Considering that the tasks in the small town have become more difficult and the weather is hot, the difficulty of completing the tasks has increased. Director, in order to take care of everyone, Decided to play a game on the spur of the moment.

The eight guests were divided into two groups, and the two groups were each other's opponents.

The winning side can get all the points of the losing side! What do you think? "

"It's not that great. My points alone are several times more than the seven of them put together. I'm not short of points. What do I do with those points? I just said it was a joke, director, that the lines on your brain were smoothed out, but I didn't expect that. This is actually true, why don’t we, Shuidichou, give you, the director, a brain expert account?”

Mingli covered her chest, looking heartbroken and grief-stricken.

She still doesn’t know what this little bald guy means?

Didn't he just want her to be a target, besieged by others, and destroy other people's relationships with her?

Even the deaf heard this little calculation.

[She actually gave the director an expert account. She really made me cry to death! 】

[No kidding, Mingli is the most bodhisattva-hearted person I have ever met. Well, when I get rich, I will build a stone sculpture for you next to the Leshan Giant Buddha. 】

Mingli doesn't want to play with the points, so naturally the others aren't interested.

They only have twenty or thirty points, what fun is there?

Chickens peck each other?

director:"……"

The man gritted his teeth and said cruelly: "In this case, I will give each of you 100 points. The losing party will be the pauper and will have 0 points. The winning party will not only get 100 points, but also earn 100 points, which is 200 points! As long as you win, you can just lie down and have a good meal.

Like Mingli, this peerless lazy dog. "

Mingli: "?"

What, am I your fishing bait?

Everyone looked at each other and finally nodded in agreement.

Anyway, if you lose, you will only lose twenty or thirty, but if you win, it will be more than two hundred. If Mingli wins, her hundreds of points will be divided, and each person can add more than one hundred points, which is more than three hundred.

Ten times the points, lie down and enjoy, glory in the left hand, wealth in the right hand.

Who wouldn’t be greedy for this?

Are you so greedy?

Everyone's eyes were now on the big fat sheep Mingli. She is the key screw. Without her, it would be difficult for the machine to run.

"Okay." The woman nodded, agreed readily, and then looked at the director, "Please give me the points first."

Seeing that she agreed easily, the director also transferred the score easily.

One minute later, everyone's account had 100 points.

The woman with bright eyes and white teeth immediately grinned and waved to everyone: "Okay, now that you have all the points, what else are you playing with? One hundred points is enough. It's all gone. It's all gone."

Everyone: "?!"

Damn it, can it still be like this?

director:"?!"

Damn, can this still happen?

[Genius, why didn’t I think of that? 】

[The director confessed before his death and never closed his eyes: The thing I regret most in my life is that I hired Mingli because I was greedy for popularity and traffic! 】

The guests looked at me and I looked at you, and were extremely moved by Mingli's proposal.

"No! This is a lie! How could you do this, Mingli?!" The director's eyes widened, and his brows could turn into thousand-layer cakes.

He has never seen such a shameless scoundrel!

"You're just kidding, don't be angry. It won't be good if Gong Han is angry."

"..."

He is a man, where did Gong Han come from! ?

She smiled playfully: "You said before that you have a bad memory, so I plan to sacrifice myself. Do you want to make you suffer more and have a longer memory?

Hey, all my good intentions have been betrayed. What do you think this is? "

"..." From this moment on, a third man appeared in the camp gnashing his teeth, "Then I really thank you!!!"

"No, just give me 300 points, the reputation fee for being misunderstood and the mental damage fee for hurting my young heart." Mingli extended his hand.

Director: "Why don't you want my life?!"

"I'm not a killer."

"..."

The man was so angry that his body was shaking and he almost rolled his eyes. The staff member next to him quickly rushed over and held him down: "Director, don't die!"

Others gathered around, worried faces on their faces.

"Director, don't die! Don't die!"

The man took a deep breath. Seeing so many people comforting and caring for him, he suddenly felt that the world was worth it again.

He smiled in surprise and said, "I'm fine."

"You haven't paid your salary for this month yet!"

"..."

At this time, the director's face suddenly turned red.

Everyone: "?!"

Everyone was really anxious this time and looked nervous: "Director, don't die, we are joking."

"Quick, quick——"

"Call an ambulance?"

The red-faced man shouted: "Get out of my way, who stepped on my foot?! Even if you stepped on it, you stepped on two horses!"

The staff immediately dispersed and ran very fast.

As long as he runs fast, he can't catch it!

The bald man raised his hand and pointed at Mingli, his fingertips trembled slightly, his eyes were like firecrackers, they could explode if you light them: "Okay! Okay! Okay! Well done!"

"Thank you for the compliment." Mingli accepted it humbly and reciprocated with a friendly courtesy, "Director, you look so pretty when you blush. You have a charming feeling like Zhang Fei cosplaying a snake spirit. You are such a sexy and powerful man."

director:"……"

[I declare that Mingli will be victorious! 】

Although the director was "dead", at this moment, a song suddenly rang on his cell phone——

"The coffin was buried deep in the valley..."

The director has a resurgence quality: "I am reborn."

Mingli raised his eyebrows: "To be honest, you feel so fragile now that you have to go to the hospital even if you get kicked by a fly. I really pity you."

director:"……"

He pressed the screen of his phone again - "The coffin will be buried for a long time..."

"I'm reborn again..." The bald man just opened his mouth, but the staff who couldn't stand it finally came over to advise: "Director, stop it.

Although you have many lives, if you give one, she will kill one; if you give two, she will kill both!

You are not Teacher Nanzhu. He can still fight with Teacher Mingli for a round. If he loses, he will be considered a loser. If you continue to act like this without knowing what is good for you, it will be a bit dirty. "

director:"……"