After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

"Hahaha, your point of view is very interesting."

"Because most of the people you come into contact with are in the same circle as you, your views are naturally very different, but when you come into contact with ordinary people like me, you will naturally see different ideas.

You may think that I am always sad and don’t like anything very much, but I really love money. "

"I like money too."

"Oh? I thought people like you, who have freedom of wealth, would regard money as dirt."

"No, in fact, most wealthy people only want to make more money, because after tasting the sweetness of wealth, they want inexhaustible sweetness."

"Indeed." Mingli nodded.

But these rich people chew sugar cane, can they spit out the chewed sugar cane and share it with others?

You can’t just swallow it all, right?

It’s not good for your health either. If you eat too much, you’ll easily get angry and get sick!

...

Because Shen Qinggu still had to do tasks to earn points, he got off the bus early in the town, while Mingli went directly back to the camp.

While still outside the camp, she encountered the herd of sika deer.

Each deer holds a hollow bag made of vines in its mouth, which is filled with wild Chinese herbal medicines.

After seeing the woman get out of the car, they put things in front of her and shouted at her as if they were taking credit.

"Hey" we found what you asked for, where is your bread?

"Who made this vine bag for you? You are quite clever and can just use it to hold things."

"Hey" a squirrel, I heard you asked for it, it confiscated our food and gave it to us directly.

"oh oh."

After Mingli accepted the Chinese herbal medicine, he took out a few bags of bread that he had redeemed in advance and stuffed them into each deer's vine bag: "This is the reward."

As she spoke, she took out two or three more brown sugar buns, divided them into portions and stuffed them into the sika deer's mouth: "This is a gift."

The sika deer chewed a few mouthfuls of sweet and soft steamed buns, its wet eyes lit up, and it excitedly circled around the woman and stamped her feet.

The deer's face was full of happiness and satisfaction.

"Eh" This is delicious too!

"Eh" Is there any more? Is there any more?

"Eh" It's so sweet, just like you.

"No, that's all. It's getting late. Be careful on the way home." She patted the butt of a deer and said, "Let's go."

Unexpectedly, the deer suddenly got excited and stamped jiojio: "Hey," I really like this feeling, please pat me again!

Mingli: "?"

Seeing this, the other deer were also curious and got together in a row and pointed their butts at Mingli: "Hey", what does it feel like? Please pat me too, please.

"Hey" I want it too, I want it too!

"Hey" can you use a little more force? People prefer the rough feeling.

Mingli: "???"

Although the request was strange, she was kind.

He obeyed the deer's request and patted their butts one by one.

[Why did you suddenly kill a deer? Aren't you afraid of the stress of these deer? 】

The deer did not scream and run like everyone imagined. Instead, they twisted and screamed curiously and eagerly.

"Hey" I've never had my butt spanked before! It feels so uncomfortable when I can't scratch my itch normally, but I feel much better after you do it.

"Eh" It's not very painful, but it's a little spicy. It's so refreshing and comfortable!

"Hey" I want more, I want more!

Mingli: "..."

There are not many people and things that can make her speechless and choked, and one of these deers is one of them.

She wanted to leave and go back to the camp, but she was surrounded by the deer, who kept craving for her.

Okay, okay, this is how you play, right?

Mingli looked at the camera: "Although the Chinese New Year is still a few months away, I am here to wish everyone a happy New Year in advance."

Everyone: "?"

What do you mean?

Soon, everyone will know what it means——

The woman stood among the deer and suddenly started slapping their buttocks, playing rhythm with her hands and singing: "The God of Wealth has come to my door~"

The deer sighed comfortably: "Eh~"

“Celebrate the New Year with joy~”

"Eh~

"I'll give you some lucky money~"

"Huh~"

"Wish you good luck year after year~"

"Huh~"

……

Mingli beat out a very rhythmic accompaniment.

With her rather beautiful singing voice and the chorus of the deer’s cries that were three parts excited, three parts satisfied and four parts comfortable——

Everyone seemed to have been cast by Medusa and was successfully petrified!

Finished with one song.

The expressions of everyone seemed to be replicated: brows were furrowed, eyes were dull, and mouths were slightly open.

After the barrage stopped for a moment, it immediately crashed over like a huge wave.

Densely packed, layered, and uniform——

【what? 】

【what? 】

【what? 】

"Wake up." Mingli waved her hand in front of the camera.

Everyone came back to their senses: "..."

[Wait, does this count as beating an animal? 】

[Not counting, because it was these deer that made the first move (bushi)]

[Sika Deer: Who knows about domestic deer? Since the savages disappeared in the mountains, no one has scratched my itch anymore]

The deer, which had been patted many times, turned around and nuzzled Mingli with their heads obediently and contentedly.

"Hey" thank you, you gave me a different feeling, I will remember this feeling forever.

"Hey" I gave you my first time, so wonderful, like the first bite of green grass in spring.

"Hey" can you tickle me every day? I beg you! I heard from our ancestors that there used to be savages in the forest who would scratch our itches, but the savages have disappeared for a long, long time.

"..." She silently put her hands behind her back, her face expressionless, "If you don't leave, I'll kick you back."

Several deer's eyes moved down to her feet, slightly stunned.

There was actually a hint of anticipation and eagerness in his eyes.

Mingli: "..."

She knew that she would do good deeds and accumulate virtue in her life, eat only meat but never thorns from fish, never snatch money from a cash truck when she saw one, and would politely call him Bodhisattva when she met a man she met. How could she meet such a group of perverts?

Is it because there are not enough male Bodhisattvas and the accumulated merits are not enough?

"I count to three, go back to the mountain! Otherwise, you will never have a bite of bread or steamed buns again in this life!"

The deer said goodbye to her sadly and reluctantly.

Take one step and look back three times.

"roll!"

The deer shed tears on the ground and ran back to the mountains and forests crying.

They just want to be tickled by her, what's wrong with that? !

What Mingli didn't know was that after these deer returned to the forest, they spread rumors everywhere.

If she knew, she swears!

If she had it to do over again, she would never stretch out that hand again.

Cut off your hands!