After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

Mingli leaned out of the window and took a look, and heard the howl of a snake in his ears.

(It hurts... it hurts... I'm about to break it...)

(It’s about to be broken...)

(Am I, Snake Aotian, going to die here today? Damn it!)

(My life is like walking on thin ice...)

Mingli: "..."

Is the ice thin again?

There are still so many psychological activities, and it doesn't seem to be very serious.

"The black pattern on the earthy yellow background and the black spots at the corners of the eyes should be a black-browed snake. It should be an adult at this length." Shen Qinggu said calmly, "But fortunately it is a non-venomous snake."

[Popular science class: The black-browed snake is a common cauliflower snake in our rural areas. It is non-venomous and likes to eat mice. It is one of the three protected animals. Although it is non-toxic, when the temperature is high in summer, the temper will worsen and it may attack people, so everyone in the wild has encountered the problem of how far it can go! After all, although it is not poisonous, the bite still hurts! 】

"What should we do now? It's blocking the road. We can't run over it, right?" the staff member asked.

"Call the rescue station first. After all, it's considered animal protection." After making the call, she added, "I'll go down first to see what's going on."

"I'll accompany you."

The two got out of the car and walked forward, keeping a relatively safe distance.

Mingli looked at the camera: "By the way, no one should imitate all my words and deeds.

After all, people are different. If I die, I will die, but you still have family and friends. "

audience:"……"

[I thought she would say that she can communicate with animals, so the danger is not that big, but then she said this... I was really moved to tears]

[It can be seen that she has no nostalgia for this world]

Probably tired from rolling, the snake collapsed directly to the ground and became motionless.

When the two got out of the car, they discovered that the snake had no obvious wounds and was not strangled by anything long and thin.

[Did you get bitten by another venomous snake, or accidentally drink pesticide? 】

"Hello, Brother Bo Bing, what's wrong? Do you need help?"

The snake said nothing.

Even the voice of the heart is gone.

"You're not going to die, are you?"

Mingli found a branch from the side and poked its tail. Soon, it moved.

It's better not to die.

(Don’t touch the noble Lord Aotian’s tail!)

Mingli: "..."

I almost ran out of energy, and I was still thinking about my dignity.

"Are you injured or did you eat something? Tell me so I can help you better."

"Hiss..." No injuries, nothing to eat...

"Then what were you doing rolling around just now? Are you going to participate in "This Is Street Dance"?"

"Hiss..." No, you can't say it. It's something that the noble Lord Aotian cannot talk about.

"Then you wait here to die." Mingli gave the man a look and said, "Let's go back."

Snake Aotian: "..."

"Hiss!" Qiaodou sack! Don't do this to the noble Lord Aotian! Twoleg, this is so rude of you!

Mingli suddenly realized: "I understand, it is sick."

"What disease?"

"Chuunibyou."

"..."

Seeing that Mingli was really about to leave, the snake hurriedly said: "Hiss" and so on.

(Do you really want to tell this two-legged beast? But, it’s really shameful!)

(It’s about the dignity of Lord Snake Aotian’s life... Do you really want to tell a female Two-legged beast?)

(Damn it! Should I tell you or not...)

She Aotian was still forcing Lai Lai in her heart, but Ming Li couldn't listen anymore:

"Okay, I'm not interested in what you do, and you're not some snake demon who can repay me. Please move aside, you're in the way. I'm in a hurry to go home for dinner.

You can die if you want, your fate is up to you. You can't choose your birth, but you can choose your death. "

"Hiss!" I said! Didn't I say that's not enough? !

(Damnable two-legged beast, why are you so cruel to the noble Lord Aotian? Lord Aotian will transform into a dragon one day! When the time comes, I will let you kneel down and beg me!)

Mingli: "..."

Not only is there chuunibyou, but there is also paranoia.

Playing on mobile phone(?)

"3,2..."

"Hiss" is because I am too charming. Other female snakes begged me to have some intimate relations with me, and I reluctantly agreed. As a result, because of my extraordinary strength, the time was too long, and I couldn’t take back my majesty!

Mingli: "..."

Seeing the slight change on the woman's face, Shen Qinggu asked curiously: "What's wrong?"

"To put it simply, because it mated with other female snakes for too long, the genitals were left outside the body and could not be retracted automatically. Now it is very uncomfortable."

At the same time, the cauliflower snake rolled and flipped somewhere on its back in front of the two of them.

Under the scales, a small lump of red meat hangs.

Because of crawling and rolling, there was already a lot of mud on it.

Shen Qinggu: "..."

Everyone: "..."

【ah? ah? ah? 】

[I told you a long time ago, I will be surprised countless times in this live broadcast room]

[Who knows, my guess: Pretending, trying to beg for food → Being attacked by other animals and getting injured → Eating toxic food and getting poisoned → Maybe shedding her skin → Randomly stop someone and force her to watch her newly learned dance → The snake demon is about to become an adult! I was already thinking a lot, but in the end I still didn’t get it right...]

[As expected of a cauliflower snake, it’s really fun to play (thumbs up)]

"You said it took too long. How long did it take?"

Speaking of this, Snake Aotian raised his head proudly and proudly: "Hiss!" Two nights plus one day! I am super strong!

Mingli pursed her lips.

Okay, okay, die under the peony flower, and it will be romantic to be a snake.

She said: "It is conservatively estimated that it mated for 32 hours."

Everyone: "..."

All the men here are ashamed.

【32 hours? Is it really not nonsense? 】

[To popularize science, it is possible for snakes to mate for a few minutes to a day, but mating for more than 30 hours is still too outrageous]

[No wonder it hurts. This is beyond the normal range. Of course it hurts if you use it too much! An iron pestle can also be ground into a needle! And it’s so hard to take it back! 】

[I heard that there are two snakes. Can the three snakes form the word "zhou"? 】

【Sister, you...】

"Hold on, the rescue station will be here in about ten minutes."

"His" How long is ten minutes? I can't hold on anymore...

The woman simply made an exchange to make it more understandable: "Let's put it this way, it's the time when you haven't entered the state yet."

"Hiss" I understand, I have persisted for so long, so I don't miss a little bit of foreplay time!

"..."

To be honest, before today, Mingli had never thought that the word "point" could also become an accurate adverb of degree.

Lord Aotian, so terrifying!