After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

If Mingli remembers correctly, same-sex macaques can also form partners, especially females.

They will even imitate the movements and sounds of males when having sex. After having sex with this female monkey, it is common for them to have sex with another female monkey.

After two females become partners and have an intimate relationship, they will still have a warm relationship for a while, but after the intimacy between two males ends, they will immediately wipe their butts and walk away without any nostalgia.

Therefore, Mingli asked Ma Jiaojiao if she would like to have some pure love.

After all, you macaques are really having fun!

As expected of being the same primate as humans, he is the eldest brother, not to mention the second brother, and he is half as good as he is.

Ma Jiaojiao was stunned for a moment: What does "chi" mean? The brothers are males, so I can just choose one of them. Why should I choose a female?

"I don't think the brothers look like good monkeys. We humans can actually read faces. When I saw their sharp mouths and monkey cheeks, I knew that these two were hot-tempered and ambitious. They were good at pretending not to be good monkeys."

Mingli whispered in Ma Jiaojiao's ear and said.

"Haw?" Really?

(I do not believe.)

"One look at you and you can tell that you don't believe what I'm saying. Do you know Sun Wukong? He's the Monkey King."

"Hey!" Of course I know. Legend has it that it has achieved great success and finally became an immortal.

"It has a fiery eye and can see the essence of many things clearly through the surface. In fact, I also have a fiery eye." Mingli was mysterious.

"Chi?" Do you have it too?

"Yes! Look at my eyes. Are they sparkling like Sun Wukong's golden eyes?" Mingli blinked a few times quickly.

Ma Jiaojiao: "!"

Really!

It's really sparkling!

When the camera zoomed in, the audience saw what Mingli meant by "sparkling"——

Her orange-pink eyeshadow was sprinkled with fine powder glitter.

When the sun shines, it's golden.

【I am going to die laughing】

[Sure enough, she couldn’t tell a single truth from her mouth]

[This female monkey still suffers from being ignorant and uncultured. 】

"You must be surprised now, thinking how can I be so powerful and how can I have piercing eyes, right?"

There was a rare trace of human surprise on Majiaojiao's monkey face.

"Chi" how do you know?

"Because I have piercing eyes, I can not only know what you are thinking, but I can also know what your people are thinking.

Sun Wukong's flaming eyes were burned out from Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace, and my flaming eyes were made by myself with a makeup brush dipped in the powder made from the multicolored stones left by Nuwa to mend the sky and swept on bit by bit. "

"Hmm?" I know that this story about Nuwa patching up the sky has been passed down in the clan... But what is a makeup brush?

"It is a weapon that requires very high strength from the user. If you are not careful when using it, all the previous hard work will be in vain, and the user will be disfigured and embarrassed to go out to meet people."

"Chir" is such a terrifying weapon...

"Yes, so it took me a long time to develop my piercing eyes." It took a full three minutes!

"Chi", you mean, can you tell, aren't our brothers good monkeys?

"Yes, they are only with you to get the support of females to compete for the position of monkey king. They only see power and status. They are using you and are not sincere to you.

If you want pure love, these two are not your choices. And I also saw that there is a female monkey who really likes you.

Who is "Chir"?

Mingli pointed towards the female.

Because one person and one monkey turned around too suddenly, the female monkey who was staring at Ma Jiaojiao had an unexpected look at Ma Jiaojiao before she could retract her gaze.

Within three seconds, the female monkey’s already reddish face immediately turned red!

Mingli: "..."

Who can tell the difference between your face and your butt now?

"Chi" Taotao?

"Do you know it? It likes you very much. It wants to be your partner." Now that we are here, Mingli simply helps to the end and sends the monkey to the west.

"Chi" Ke Taotao is my sister, we grew up together.

Mingli: "..."

Homosexuality + Orthopedics?

OK OK.

She was silent for a long time before she found her voice: "It's up to you to make your own decision on this matter. I can only tell you so much. Except for the two brothers, the other males seem to be fine."

At least she just scanned the crowd of macaques and didn't hear any negative thoughts.

"Chi" Thank you for telling me.

Ma Jiaojiao jumped up to a high tree and called out to the Ma family brothers. Then the two monkeys, who were already a little red-eyed, seemed not to hear.

It barked a few more times, with the anger and reprimand of a superior in its tone.

The brothers stopped and collapsed on the ground exhausted.

"Chir" competition for marriage is cancelled. I will not mate with any of you.

The Mo brothers exploded, and the surrounding macaques also exploded in surprise.

However, due to Majiajiao's status, although the two monkeys were confused and angry, they did not dare to resist.

Seeing that things were almost over, Mingli glanced at Shen Qinggu and told him to leave.

When the two returned to the car, they heard several monkey calls from behind. They turned around and saw a group of macaques carrying or holding large piles of bananas, kiwis, peaches and other fruits.

Piles and piles.

Before Mingli could ask, Ma Jiaojiao signaled the macaques to put these things into the bed of the pickup truck.

Pile to the brim.

【? ? ? Why did Mingli chat with the female monkey for a few words, and the female monkey gave him so many things? All of them are fresh and plump big fruits! I can't even imagine how delicious this must be! 】

[Feel like you’re helping the female monkey? 】

[So what exactly is going on? ! 】

[Okay, okay, other guests worked hard to earn points and make deals with the show crew. Mingli went out and brought back a cart of fruit. Sister, you really found a new way and didn’t take the ordinary path. I cried to death]

Mingli and Majiaojiao had been whispering before, and the audience was buzzing. They could only make guesses based on the parts they barely heard and their behavior before and after.

But no matter how you guess, everyone wants to know the whole story!

Why did Mingli stop competing in martial arts competitions to find a bride while he was talking? Ma Jiaojiao also gave her so many fruits?

[Isn’t it true? Jiaojiao has fallen in love with Mingli, so this is the betrothal gift (bushi)]

[You can use some imagination, but it’s not like this! 】

"Chi" This is a thank you gift, please accept it.

Mingli didn't shirk it and accepted it after thanking her.

Since they sincerely give it to you, just take it. What's there to shirk?

For example, my New Year red envelope, right, Mom?

When Mingli got into the car, Ma Jiaojiao called out to her: "Chi", what do you think of me?

"Very good, looks like a monkey." She gave a thumbs up.

"..."

The car drove slowly down the mountain.

The group of macaques hung on the treetops and watched slowly until the car turned into the woods and was blocked by dense vegetation and disappeared, and then slowly dispersed.

They know nothing.

All I know is that after the two-legged beast arrived, Ma Jiaojiao not only stopped the martial arts competition to recruit a bride, but also suddenly expelled the Mon brothers from the monkey group.

Considering its particular interest in Twolegs.

The macaques’ impressions of Mingli are as follows——

In a few words, let the princess be crazy about her, crazy about her, and the mysterious two-legged beast that holds bananas for her!