After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous
Chapter 56: It’s broken. Is it possible to get on the mountain? My son-in-law is here.
Although Mingli didn't say anything, everyone in the program, from the guest director to the staff, basically acquiesced that she had an indescribable relationship with these animals (?)
But since she didn't say it herself, it was hard for them to ask. Even if he asked, he still couldn't tell whether what came out of Mingli's mouth was the truth or a lie.
After all, she really has a knack for talking nonsense.
If a liar has to swallow a thousand needles, then Mingli can make the Poseidon Needle.
If he had been born a few hundred years earlier, Sun Wukong would not have gone to the Dragon King of the East China Sea, but Mingli would have waved to him:
"You want the Poseidon Needle, right? Come on, come on, I'll spit it out to you."
So she was not surprised that Shen Qinggu asked her for help.
It's just a temporary separation from the bed, Mingli is still a little sad, but it doesn't matter, a separation is better than a wedding, distance brings beauty.
If you spend every second of the day and night glued to your bed——
That could be dying.
She patted the bed with nostalgia: "Baby, stay at home and recharge your batteries. When I come back, take a bath and pamper you!"
Because Shen Qing's location was a bit far away and the situation was urgent, Mingli borrowed a car from the program team.
But she can't drive and hasn't even taken a driver's license test.
When I was in school, in addition to studying every day, I worked part-time. I had no spare money and no time to take the driving license test.
After work, of course the same as above!
The hard life of a person will not change as he enters and exits the society, but will become more and more difficult.
As for the original owner, he didn’t even get his driver’s license?
In the end, Mingli spent 20 points to hire a staff member to be a driver.
The staff was originally very enthusiastic and proactive and wanted to help for free, but the director strongly demanded paid labor.
Otherwise, he would call the labor bureau to tell the truth!
Mingli: "?"
Is this threat so outrageous?
To borrow Nan Lan's words - she may be a bit stupid, but she is not a fool.
[It can be seen that the director has been driven crazy and has begun to talk nonsense. 】
[Who is not crazy? I would be crazy if it were me. 】
[Laughing, the director is at odds with Mingli! 】
On the road.
Mingli curiously observed the staff's driving movements. After being silent for a long time, she held back a sentence:
"Brother, what will happen if you press the brake and accelerator at the same time?"
The elder brother was slightly stunned: "What, you want to take a screenshot of the car?"
Mingli: "..."
[The program team does not support idle people, everyone is a talent]
[Big Brother: I have never seen such a ridiculous question. 】
Shen Qing was looking at the mountains, and the car stopped at the end of the dirt road.
The group of people walked for more than ten minutes before arriving at the location he sent. At this time, everyone finally understood what he meant by "being surrounded by animals"——
The man stood in the open space, with monkeys above his head, dozens of monkeys on his front, back, left and right.
One of the macaques was making various gestures at Shen Qinggu and chirping something.
He moved a little, and the monkeys around him followed him, as if they wouldn't let him leave.
The faces of Shen Qing and Gu Qingjun were full of helplessness and confusion.
[Good guy, so many monkeys? 】
[The last time I saw so many monkeys was in Journey to the West (?)]
When he saw Mingli, his dark eyes suddenly lit up: "Are you here?"
"What happened? Why are these monkeys surrounding you?" Mingli approached.
This group of macaques were not afraid, so they just let Mingli and the others get closer.
"I don't know, I just saw that these wild kiwis were about to ripen, so I picked some, and I didn't go far when I met this group of macaques.
I saw two monkeys fighting, and other monkeys were watching. I was also curious and stepped forward to watch, but I was surrounded by them. "
[Could it be that Shen Qinggu picked the kiwi fruit belonging to this group of macaques, so he was surrounded by monkeys? 】
"I thought they were eyeing the kiwis in my hand, so I put them down and gave them back. Unexpectedly, they didn't care about the kiwis at all. They just kept following me and kept gesticulating and talking to me, but I... couldn't understand them at all, so I asked you to come."
Mingli scratched his head: "Wait until I ask for you...guess."
Shen Qinggu nodded: "Okay, trouble."
[Take out your ability to communicate with animals, keep it hidden~]
She swept around the group of monkeys, and finally walked to a female monkey who seemed to have a high status: "Hello, may I ask why you stopped him?"
(I can actually understand what this two-legged beast is saying? Strange)
Probably the female monkey thought it was novel and fun, so she answered Mingli's question: "Chi" he wants to stay and be my partner.
Mingli: "Ah???"
"what happened?"
"The reason they surround you is because they want you to be the partner of this female monkey." Finally, she added, "This female monkey should be the child of the monkey king, so she has a very high status in the monkey group."
Shen Qinggu: "...?"
【what? 】
[It’s still too outrageous. 】
[It’s broken. Is it possible to climb a mountain? I have a son-in-law (?)]
"Why?" Astonishment flashed across the man's face, "How could this happen?"
[Crying to death, Shen Qinggu didn’t even doubt the authenticity of Ming Li’s words and believed her directly]
[If I had doubted Mingli, I wouldn’t have asked her to come over in the first place. 】
"Why did you let him be your partner? You are not of the same race. Sister, do you know what reproductive isolation is between species? You don't have a common language and a common civilization, and you can't reproduce."
The female monkey tilted her head: "Chi" Even if we don't speak the same language, we can't have babies, but we can have pure love. Sister, do you know what platonic love is?
Mingli: "...?"
what?
Ah? ?
Ah? ? ?
This time she was really shocked.
Who is saying that humans evolve faster than monkeys?
While humans are still full of thoughts, monkeys are already engaging in platonic love and pursuing pure spiritual and spiritual love!
【What happened? It was the first time I saw Mingli's eyes so wide. Tell me what the monkey said! Do I have to beg you? Oops, it really makes me anxious! 】
"It says that even though you are not of the same species, you can still have a spiritual love that transcends species and abandons the physical body."
Shen Qinggu: "..."
other people:"……"
[Too advanced, even a monkey is ahead of me? If you can’t compare to the ones above, forget it; if you can’t compare to the ones below, I’ll admit it; now I can’t even compare to the monkeys, I really can’t stand it anymore (smile)]
[Isn’t it true that Mingli is talking nonsense? (meditation)】
[Should I say it or not, there are people abroad who really fall in love with orangutans and eventually fall in love and get married]
[It’s crazy. The world is finally crazy. All species and aspects are crazy! 】
Shen Qinggu was so surprised that he became speechless. Mingli naturally became his spokesperson: "But he doesn't even know you."
"Chi" feelings can be cultivated.
"A strong man is not sweet, and he doesn't like you, and he doesn't accept cross-species love."
"Hey" but he has obviously confessed his love to me. If he hadn't taken the initiative to confess his love to me, how could I have fallen in love with him? I once swore that the first person who confessed his love to me would be my partner. So even though he is a Twoleg, I would still like to be with him.
Don't worry, Chi. I'm different from other monkeys. I don't care about changing my partners. I prefer to have two monkeys for the rest of my life.
Mingli: "..."
No, are you really having pure love? !
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