After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

Mingli waved his hand away, got up on his own feet, and walked to Nan Zhu.

He turned his back to her.

She walked up to him.

He turned again.

She walks, he turns, she walks, he turns, she walks, he turns——

【I understand! Mingli and Nanzhu are the earth and the moon! The Earth rotates and the Moon orbits the Earth! Never leave, you guys love me so much! 】

[It’s said that if you’re in love, don’t go online! 】

The two of them kept spinning like this until they were a little dizzy.

[I didn’t play like this in elementary school anymore, you two really have a childlike heart (zhi)]

Inexplicably spinning in circles, inexplicably stopping, inexplicably sneering at each other, inexplicably going down the mountain together, and having inexplicable conversations:

"By the way, Nan Zhu, did we know each other before?"

The man's body tensed slightly.

"But I don't seem to have any impression of you?"

"Ha." His originally soothing brows frowned again, and he said, "You are thinking too much. Who knew you before? What is your identity, and who am I? What's your height, and what's my height?"

His hand moved across Mingli's head, only reaching his neck.

All I have to do is have the words "You deserve it" engraved on my face.

Mingli: "?"

Forget the previous ones, does height have anything to do with whether you know someone or not?

Why, you can’t even see someone under 1.7 meters tall?

"Come on, is 188 very high? If you go to Shandong, you're just a green onion."

"But I'm handsome, rich, and knowledgeable."

"Then I'm crazy, sick, and stupid. What did I say? Proud Nanzhu, don't worry about your stinky problems.

As the saying goes, truly smart people don’t leak their wealth, and the same goes for their wisdom.

For a person as outstanding as me, no matter if you just look at me on the surface, or if you pry open the Tianling cover and look at my insides, you will never see a trace of my wisdom.

Didn't I?

No, I hid it well!

When you understand this truth, you will be able to achieve 10% of my wisdom. "

She patted the man's shoulder, shook her head and sighed.

Turn around and go down the mountain.

The man sneered, "Dazhi is like a fool, but you are really stupid."

He clicked on Taobao on his mobile phone, probably because of poor signal, and stayed on the initial page.

Exit and open any software.

One second later, you will be directed to the Taobao homepage——

There are all roads leading to Rome outside, and there are softwares all leading to Taobao inside.

Everyone has a bright future.

Nanzhu entered the next line in the search box: wholesale of cheap brain fragments

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On the way down the mountain, the two of them didn't say a word.

After all, Mingli doesn't talk to brainless people.

And Nanzhu doesn't talk to people who are mentally retarded.

[Those people who are knocking Mingli Nanzhu came out to take a look. The two of them haven’t said a word for dozens of minutes. Can you guys knock on this? Let’s eat something good]

[The two of them just happen to be both strong-tempered and venomous, so they just quarrel with each other. How can people who really like each other be like this?

Besides, Nan Zhu has said before that he hates Ming Li, and with his temperament, he completely disdains lying]

[Just argue casually, don’t be sincere, you will tear each other up when the time comes. This is my experience]

Mingli glanced at the man casually. Three minutes later, she glanced again and found that he already had a chicken in his hand.

Gee, the efficiency is quite high.

People like him should go to her future chicken farm to catch chickens every day, a thousand chickens every day, and they should not sleep until they catch all!

Mingli thought viciously.

Nanzhu glanced at Mingli's round back and thick, smooth black hair, and her perfectly tied head was dangling in the air.

Tsk, little potatoes have long legs.

For people like her, her mouth should be permanently sealed with tape. As long as that mouth is gone, she will only be cute from head to toe.

Nan Zhu thought viciously.

The two of them are not little tigers, they can't have a heart-to-heart relationship, and they don't have Ascaris as a spy to report, so naturally they don't know what the other person is thinking at this time.

While walking, Mingli suddenly stopped.

Nan Zhu, who was in a daze behind her, did not stop the car and took a bite of the ball on top of her head.

Still a vegetarian meatball.

Mingli: "?"

Nan Zhu: "..."

"You can buy my shampoo today."

"If I buy it, I will buy it. I have plenty of money."

"I really can't stand rich people like you. Sooner or later, your money will be robbed."

"Shut up when others are talking. If you hadn't stopped suddenly, would I have eaten your hair? I didn't even ask you to compensate for mental damages."

"Come on, I use Head and Shoulders, and my hair is as smooth as kelp silk.

I let you eat seafood, and I didn’t ask you for payment because I was generous, but you asked me for compensation? "

"Sorry, I'm allergic to seafood."

"I made a mistake. Sister used bee flowers."

"I'm allergic to pollen."

“I used shit.”

"You have such strong taste."

"No matter how heavy it is, why don't you eat it? Sure enough, a dog can't change its habit of eating shit. You evil beast, why don't you show your true colors?!"

"..."

[I declare that in this round, Mingli wins! 】

[I can’t keep up with the mouths of these two people if I don’t think fast enough (sweating)]

[No kidding, lend me your mouth (please hold out your hand)]

After the two players completed the randomly triggered side mission of fighting each other, their attention focused on the thing that suddenly stopped Mingli - two turtles, one big and one small.

The big turtle drags the little turtle and crawls slowly.

Two dogs came towards me, one big and one small.

The two parties were obviously old acquaintances. They greeted each other warmly and stopped not far in front of them. They exchanged words with each other.

Nan Zhu: "What did they say? Aren't you awesome? Please translate."

Mingli looked impatient: "I charge money for translation, Brother Fu v. me 500."

"I will transfer you 1000 after I get the phone."

Mingli was flattering and flattering: "Then, do you need this kind of Lolita voice~~ or do you need this kind of Yujie voice, eh?

Still ee. . This kind. . bubble. . . sound. . What aaaaaaaa? Or do you prefer this locomotive Bayan accent? Backrest"

"...Speak normally."

"Okay. Xiaoli Translation will translate online for you -

Big Dog: "Guimi, long time no see, where are you going?" This is my dog. I'm going to take him for a walk. '

Oogway: 'Sister Dog, long time no see, this is my turtle girl. '

Big Dog: 'Oh my God, your turtle girl looks so much like your old bastard. '

Turtle: 'Hey, your dog has grown so big too. '

Big Dog: 'Yes, we dogs are not like you turtles. We grow big in the blink of an eye. Sometimes I really envy you turtles for being able to live so long. '

Oogway: "Why are you envious? You are sent away by several generations of masters, and we are sent away by several generations of masters in a row. We have been together for so long, and I feel uncomfortable." '

Big Dog: 'Yes, alas, every family has sutras that are difficult to recite. '

Turtle: 'Who says otherwise. '

Big Dog: 'No more, I will continue walking the dog. '

Turtle: 'Okay, next time we talk, I will take my turtle girl out to bask in the sun. She is so scared that her head is stuck in there and won't come out. "

Nan Zhu: "...?"

audience:"……?"