After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

Chapter 42: Middle age has its own strength~

[The other guests have been gone for almost an hour, and you just got up. Are you still not satisfied? ! Women, don’t be too greedy]

[She is still too diligent. If I could get food and points as easily as she does, I would sleep until noon and then get up again! 】

[Others: those who work from morning to night, barely survive, and have a fast pace. Tomorrow, the style of painting suddenly changed, the years were quiet, and the rhythm suddenly slowed down. Suddenly looking forward to the day she turns this show into a sleeping variety show]

[If that day comes, I feel the director’s face will look very good (laughs)]

While Mingli was still having breakfast, he saw two wild boars swooping down from the hillside, startling the program crew in the camp.

The director quickly said: "Mingli, the wild boar is coming. Go and negotiate."

"No reward for no merit, no work for no money, 50 points."

"...You need points for this kind of thing? Do you care about money?"

"100."

"50 is 50!"

"I said 100. If there is too much earwax, I suggest you go to Chengdu to get an ear harvest."

"What you just said was obviously 50!"

"Just now, now is now. This kind of market price is one second, and it will be 150 in three seconds."

"..." The director gritted his teeth, "Okay, okay, 100 is 100. Ask them why they are here, and tell them not to come to the camp if they are fine."

There are more than 20 people in the camp. This wild boar comes and goes like a master. What if something happens? ! He didn't want to take the risk.

The wild boar has a sense of boundaries and only stopped when it reached the outer edge of the camp.

When Mingli got closer, he discovered that one of them was carrying dead rabbits, broiler chickens and ducks, and the other wild boar was holding a large bag of plant fruits in its mouth.

[Okay, it’s actually a repayment of kindness to Piggy! 】

[So smart, you actually know how to pick up human plastic bags on the mountain to put things in! 】

[If you weren’t smart, you wouldn’t have thought of coming to a human for help! 】

"For us?"

"Lu" Yes!

The wild boar carrying rabbits, chickens and ducks unloaded their things in front of Mingli. The other one ran a few steps forward and placed the fruits in its mouth in front of the camp.

[Is it possible that the meat is for Mingli and the fruits are for others? 】

[Why does this wild boar still have double standards? ! 】

[How can we call it double standards? We can clearly tell the difference. If it weren't for Mingli, others wouldn't believe them at all, and might even expel them or call the police out of fear. Then their children would die because they couldn't get help. 】

After leaving a thank-you gift, the wild boars walked towards the mountain forest. Mingli stood at the edge of the camp and waved to them: "Bye, come back next time when you have time!"

As soon as he came out of the cabin, the director stumbled.

Don't say such polite words to the wild boar, it's not like we are visiting relatives!

"No, they are just here to thank you, not to cause trouble. They won't come again."

The director looked at the rabbit, chicken and duck in front of her, and then thought about the 100 points he had just promised, and instantly felt his heart bleed.

He looked at Ming Li with a complicated expression, his eyes full of suspicion: "You won't just do nothing next, and then just eat these foods and use those points to live these days, right?"

Counting those 100, Mingli currently has 160 points, which is more than the other people's points combined!

There are three rabbits, a chicken, and a duck. Even if she does nothing for the remaining three days, she can live a comfortable and leisurely life.

Just now, it was because the fear of wild boars defeated his reason that Mingli earned those 100 points!

He deserves to die!

In the past, he was the only one who exploited and oppressed guests in variety shows, and no guest ever successfully resisted! ! !

"Can you really communicate with animals? Why didn't you tell me earlier? If you had told me earlier, I wouldn't have invited you."

For a variety show like this that is half human mission and half hunting in the wild, being able to communicate with animals is a golden finger. It is as easy as being a max-level boss in a novice village.

His original purpose was to watch a group of young men and ladies who were not in love with the world experience the hardships of life through exhaustion!

Mingli is better, he has jumped directly from experiencing life to enjoying life.

The steps were so big, it was his crotch that was being pulled!

Mingli's pair of round doggy eyes were slightly opened, with the tail of his eyes drooping. There was a bit of cunning hidden under the innocent and well-behaved voice: "I said it when I was a child, and it was exposed more than half a year ago..."

director:"……"

Who would believe it at that time? ! The whole internet thinks you are hyping it up!

"So you really have this kind of special power?"

"No, it's fake, how could I have it?"

"Didn't you just..."

"I just said that when I was a child, I said that I could communicate with animals, but I never admitted that it was true. When I was a child, I was not sensible and liked to talk nonsense and brag. It is normal.

I have told other children that Ming Qiang is very powerful and can eat ten catties of shit. She said her brother can eat twenty catties. I told Ming Qiang that he can eat one hundred catties. She said her brother can eat shit within a hundred miles radius. Eat them all! I explain that Qiang can take care of all the shit in the world!

I think what I said is true, but do you believe it? "

"..."

At this time, Mingqiang, who was on the road, suddenly fell down. Fortunately, he reacted quickly and rolled around on the ground to avoid the puddle of chicken shit.

No kidding, it felt like a force was just pressing his head to make him eat shit.

If you have enough food and enough points, there is no need to do anything.

Ming Xianyu Li slumped in his chair and looked at the blue sky and white clouds: "It's so boring."

Busy staff around: "..."

[The guests cried after hearing this, and the director was heartbroken]

"Hey" is this here?

"Hey" here, I smell the scent of the female Twoleg!

Mingli turned her head when she heard the sound - several sika deer rushed outside the camp, and the leader was the one she met in the forest at noon yesterday.

No, buddy, you really came here?

Are you bringing your whole family with you?

The director behind the monitor made a sharp blast again, and he quickly rushed to the woman:

"Mingli! What's going on with these sika deer? Are they here to find you? No, you came on the show to make friends, right?"

In the past, wild boars came to the camp, but now sika deer come to the camp. What will happen next?

The director had an emotional breakdown, and Mingli patted his shoulder to comfort him:

"It's okay, middle age has its own strength~the body is like mountains and rivers and the spine is straight~"

"..."

[Hahahahahahaha, the director’s face is almost wrinkled into a crooked golden Buddha head]

She walked up to the sika deer and asked, "What are you doing here?"

"Eh" oh, that's it, you are a cute and beautiful female two-legged beast. Mr. Lu was attracted by your wonderful smell, so he searched for you all day and all night, just to see you again. They are my family, and they all want to hear that I have met a beautiful Twoleg...

Mingli didn't want to listen to its nonsense, so he threw out a piece of bread and stuffed it into its mouth.

Then he stuffed bread into the mouths of several other deer.

"Hey" I'll just say it! Isn’t it delicious? !

Several other deer suddenly circled in circles and stomped jiojio: "Hey!" It was so delicious that the whole deer felt happy.

Mingli: "..."

Is stamping jiojio a ritual in your family?

"Is it tasty?"

"Eh" delicious!

"Do you still want it?"

"Hey" I want it!

"Praise me. Whoever makes me happy will be given bread."

Several sika deers immediately started calling one after another.

All the wildness, arrogance, and vigilance were completely gone. All I could see was the delicious bread and Mingli’s flattery!

The woman slumped on the chair and didn't have to do anything. She only had to take out a piece of bread and shake it in front of them, and the deer would brag harder and harder.

Although the audience didn't understand what Sika Deer was talking about, they could guess a lot from Mingli's words.

[Okay, okay, you look like my pie-painting boss? 】

[It’s still different. Mingli’s cake is really given, but the boss’s cake is not necessarily given]

[Since I entered this live broadcast room, I have changed my clothes more frequently and I am sweating profusely every day (smile)]

After feeding four bags of bread, Mingli waved his hand: "Okay, eat it. Let's go. Don't come next time."

"Hey" I want more!

"The free trial is over. If you still want to eat, just bring something in exchange. Flowers, fruits, whatever. I'm very easy to talk to, so I won't pick anything. But I want wild ones, and I can't pick other people's. Do you understand?"

Four bags of bread cost dozens of points. She was not the Leshan Giant Buddha, so how could she give it to her for free?

Although I don’t expect these stupid deer who like to have sex for free to bring anything, they can just bring some wild fruits.

[We have money, food, and now we have a labor force. We can just sit back and wait. It looks completely different from other guests who are working so hard...]

At this time, the director was approaching quietly and furtively.

After he appeared, several sika deer immediately turned their heads.

"What do you mean?"

Mingli didn't answer, just covered his face with a hat, and the sika deer immediately turned around.

Putting down the hat, the sika deer turned around again.

After going back and forth several times, the director finally understood - these sika deer despised him for being ugly! ! !

[Director: Why, she can see it, but I can’t? 】

[Director: I hate the rude sika deer (smile)]

The middle-aged greasy bald man's self-confidence was shattered. He touched his face in disbelief: "Am I ugly? Mingli, do you think I am ugly?!"

"You are not ugly, you are attractive."

The director cried with gratitude: "Mingli, you are so kind, you are an angel!"

Mingli smiled brightly: "It's just that everyone is impatient."