After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

[Three minutes is a long time! 】

[Indirectly complacent, constantly eating and waiting to die, I won’t tell who it is]

[Don’t you say you can communicate with animals? Why don't you find an ox to carry you back? Is it because you don’t want to? My sister is so powerful and defiant that she can’t even do such a small thing? 】

[Why are there suddenly so many strange barrages? It was quite harmonious before...]

[It’s been on trending searches, and many netizens are here to eat melons... It’s okay. When the popularity subsides, the fun people will naturally leave]

"Hey, you haven't gone home yet?" Mingli met the scalper in the afternoon at the fork in the road...

"Moo" is relaxing...

"It's okay," she patted the scalper comfortingly, "No one in this world can't live without the other, just like fish can be roasted and eaten without water, and scalpers can still sell tickets without cultivating land."

"..."

"Moo" do you want to go home?

She nodded.

"Moo" I'll carry you.

She shook her head.

"Moo" no, please let me carry you home as a thank you gift! If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have known that I had been deceived all this time... From today on, I, Huang Niuniu, will seal my heart and love you, and I will seriously work as a cow and a horse for my master from now on!

Mingli: "..."

I don’t know if this decision is a good or bad one.

Under the strong request of the scalper, she could not refuse the kindness, so she had no choice but to ride on it and be carried away.

Although the speed is a bit slow, it is really fun to release your feet!

【? ? ? Why did Mingli ride on him after saying a few words, but the key scalper still didn't resist? ? ? 】

[I was laughing so hard hahaha. I remember just now that someone was weird and asked why Mingli didn’t ride a bull... As you wish, isn’t this a ride? 】

Oxen carrying people are not uncommon in rural areas, so passers-by pay little attention to them.

But the guests have never seen it!

Gu Luo, who was exhausted from working, was stunned when he saw the scalper under Ming Li.

"Where did you... get the cow?"

"Just come to your door and I'll ride."

"This is someone else's farm cow... Wouldn't it be bad for you to ride it? What if the owner is looking for it? And what if the cow breaks down while riding it... I don't mean to blame you, I'm just worried about it. The owner comes to you to ask for compensation... and the cow is a friend of mankind, and it doesn't feel good to ride it..."

Gu Luo's tone was quite tactful, as if he was worried for Mingli.

Mingli didn't say anything, but patted the cow's head, and then grasped the bottom of the horns.

Gu Luo: "?"

What do you mean?

The next second, she saw the ox suddenly lowered its head, pointed its horns at her, and charged towards her!

The woman backed away in shock.

She ran, it chased her, but she couldn't fly!

When Gu Luo was forced to have no way out and his legs couldn't help but tremble, the scalper suddenly stopped again, turned around and returned to the right road.

Mingli patted its head lightly and said with a hint of endearment in his tone: "What is this for? It scared me to death. Don't do this next time~"

Gu Luo: "..."

I'm the one who should be scared to death, right? It's me! It’s me who’s riding the horse! ! !

The hands behind his back were slowly clenched, the joints turning white and veins suddenly appearing.

Damn Mingli!

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After Mingli finished his meal, the other guests who had completed their tasks came back dragging their exhausted bodies.

"Ah, ah, tired and sunburned. Where has this young lady ever experienced such grievances in her life?"

"It seems we are the first to come back."

"Hurry up and exchange for food and housing and then rest..."

As soon as the exhausted people entered the camp, they saw Mingli lying on the rocking chair and playing with his mobile phone leisurely: "???"

No, they are all guests, why are you so leisurely?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why is the gap between humans bigger than humans and dogs! ?

Ming Qiang looked at himself who was sweating all over, and then glanced at the leisurely Ming Li, and his heart became more and more unbalanced.

He walked up quickly and said, "Xiao Li, are you messing around again today and waiting for others to stay and treat you? We are all working hard, but you are the only one who is lazy and does nothing every day. How can you be so embarrassed? Today's Do you start taking a rest when you're done? Even if you finish today's work, can't you prepare in advance for tomorrow?

I don’t understand why you are like this, obviously our family always teaches us to work hard to become better... Wuwu..."

In a parabola, the ball of paper Nan Zhu wiped his hands with was accurately thrown into Ming Qiang's mouth.

The man's handsome face was extremely irritated and impatient: "Shut up."

"Bah, bah..." Ming Qiang blushed and spat out the paper ball. He didn't dare to confront Nan Zhu, but he remembered that so many people were watching, so he could only frown and said, "Master Nan Zhu, Mingli is my sister. I'm just teaching my sister a lesson, it has nothing to do with you, right? You want to meddle in other people's private affairs? "

"Your personal affairs have nothing to do with me, but you stink to me. You talk like a serial fart that has been marinating in a cesspit for three days and three nights. You are mean and smelly."

As he spoke, Nan Zhu's sharply articulated hands fanned the tip of his nose.

[I have always recognized Nanzhu’s aggressiveness]

[How can he speak for Mingli? Don't the two of them hate each other? 】

[Is it possible that he just hates Ming Qiang and is attacking him? It's me, I scold him, this Mingqiang is like an idiot, he vividly embodies the cerebral palsy of some fatherly preaching men, and it's annoying to watch. 】

[I even suspect that it is a gimmick script and character design created by the show team...]

[No, no, no, it may be true, because there is such a person around me. I haven’t seen him before: Is there really such a person in the world? It's too exaggerated. After seeing it: The diversity of species is still conservative, this is the diversity of species! 】

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" Ming Qiang's face turned red and white, then white and black, then black and red, Mingli laughed out loud.

"I didn't think so at first, but when you said it, I realized it does stink. Hahaha. Don't suggest me to work hard to be excellent. You should go wash your mouth first. I'm not very tall, but my breath is quite loud. ." The latter sentence was naturally addressed to Ming Qiang.

From memory, the original person could be depressed, and Mingqiang and his parents also contributed a lot, so Mingli had no intention of getting along with each other in a friendly manner from the beginning.

As soon as these words came out, the angry man immediately had an outlet to vent his anger. He glared angrily with an attitude of "I can't deal with him, and I can't deal with you." It was as if the supporting character in a brainless novel had been given a wisdom-dampening buff. Without thinking about anything, he blurted out:

"Do you really think that you can sit back and relax after climbing to Nan's house and not be afraid of anything?! Let me tell you, Nan Zhu is just playing with you! You can't even enter his house!"

Mingli: "?"

Nan Zhu: "??"

Everyone: "???"

【etc? what's the situation? Mingli climbed up to Nanzhu? 】

[What did I miss? Why did these two get involved? I didn’t even blink when I thought about it]

[I really like what a netizen said - ah? ? ? 】

[So we are also part of your play? 】

Gu Luo: I was just wondering why she suddenly became so tough. It turns out she really hooked up with the Nan family!

Shen Qinggu:...What the hell?

Qi Shang Qi Ling'er: Ah, aren't they brother and sister? ? ?

Nan Lan was three parts excited, three parts surprised and four parts in disbelief: "When did you two get together behind my back?"

Nan Zhu frowned: "Don't talk nonsense! How can I play with her and she is worthy?"

In one sentence, there are three progressive tones: sonorous and powerful → absurd and sarcastic → contemptuous and sarcastic.

Mingli was speechless and choked: "Strange, is Nan's Mount Everest? Why should I climb it? Besides, I really can't think of anyone who can be with Nan Zhu, a foul-mouthed groom and a blind bride? It's like a horror story. "

Nan Zhu sneered: "There are four kinds of rulers in the world, rulers, tape measures, calipers, and there are also stupid ones close at hand."

Mingli raised his eyebrows: "There are four kinds of love in the world, friendship, family, love, and bitch is just hypocritical."

"Come over here and sit on my butt." The woman stared sideways at the man sitting next to her.

Nan Zhuang laughed angrily: "You are sitting on a chair, how can I sit on your butt? Why, I turned into a chair?"

"Everyone has two butts. One real butt grows between the waist and legs, and a spare butt is carried around. The spare butt you sit on is the spare butt I put next to you. Only smart people can see it. It's normal if you can't see it. "

other people:"?"

Your epilepsy is a bit scary. I really want to throw some rice to drive away evil spirits.

[It’s very retarded, but I like it]

[I asked why I see other people always carrying a butt! I asked my best friend and she said she couldn't see it. It turns out that I am too smart and she is too stupid]

[The spare butt is really useful! Sometimes after sitting for a long time, I take off the real butt and let it rest to wait for rebound, and then replace it with the spare butt, and the QQ bounce is like new! 】

[Ah... I thought everyone had it, but did anyone not? 】

"Actually, I just sat on your spare ass on purpose. I just wanted to sit on it hard! I sit, I sit, I sit!" As he said that, Nanzhu stood up, sat down hard, stood up, and sat down hard. …

Mingli was furious and punched the air next to the man: "I'll fight! I'll fight! I'll fight!"

"I'll sit!"

"I'll fight!"

"sit--"

"beat--"

other people:"???"

You two, stay here and don't move around. Let's buy two talismans.