After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

"I'll try to ask it first."

Maybe she just thought too badly about cats. What if these names were actually just different names for the same cat?

Maybe not np, but slice(?)

She squatted in front of the white cat: "Hello?"

The white cat was listless and ignored her.

"Do you know how to take it slow?"

The white cat was dying and sat up in surprise: "Meow!" What's wrong?

"It's nothing. It just misses you a little. I just met it. It said it hadn't seen you for a long time. It asked me to ask you what you have been doing recently."

The white cat's eyes dodge: "Meow" I'm busy recently, please tell it for me and I'll go find it when I'm done.

Mingli: "..."

He is indeed a scumbag.

Are you busy dating other kittens?

"Your breeder said that you have been feeling a little unwell for the past two days and have been unable to eat. Can you tell me why? She is very anxious."

"Meow..." I don't know why, but I feel a little powerless recently. I eat every day, but I still feel hungry. I sleep every day, but I still feel sleepy and can't cheer up.

The white cat is very troubled. He only feels as if he is sick, but has no specific pain or symptoms.

"Can't you muster the strength? Do you feel hollowed out?"

"Meow." Yes, that's what it feels like!

"Then you may be a little weak."

"Meow?" Kidney deficiency? How can it be? I don't even have a girlfriend...

The white cat looked innocent and confused.

I have to say that it is extremely beautiful. Anyone who sees it will subconsciously love it and think it is very well-behaved.

(My White Tyrannosaurus is alive and well, seven times a night, powerful output! It’s impossible to be weak!)

"The food I give Longlong is all well-matched and nutritionally balanced. I won't give it messy food. How can a well-raised cat be weak?" The woman also looked unconvinced.

If a cat eats poorly and eats less, it is normal for her body to be weak, but she is well-raised, so how can she be weak?

"The deficiency I'm talking about is kidney deficiency."

The woman's voice suddenly became louder: "What, kidney deficiency?"

【ah? Kidney deficiency? 】

[Can cats still suffer from kidney deficiency? 】

[I forgot about it first, maybe it was because of kidney overdraft, but I forgot about it later]

[Your memory is similar to my memory when memorizing texts (smile)]

"Yes, kidney deficiency. It was playing around outside, and it was very playful, so it damaged the body. Fortunately, it was discovered early, and it just needs to be stopped in time and replenished."

"Isn't it possible? It doesn't even have a girlfriend, how can it possibly have kidney deficiency? Even if it has a girlfriend outside, how can it reach the level of kidney deficiency? It would have to be a lot of fun, how many girlfriends does it have?" The woman shook her head, full of disbelief. , "And it's very well-behaved. It's impossible for it to play so fancy outside."

She originally thought that Mingli really had something.

Now it seems that it is either the script or she just made it up so that a blind cat meets a dead mouse.

She is also stupid, and she actually took it seriously while watching a show.

Forget it.

The woman smiled at Mingli and said, "Thank you, I'm really sorry to trouble you. My friend will be here soon. We will go to the pet hospital in the city to check it out later."

Although what she said was fine, Mingli clearly felt that she was three parts "questioning", three parts "distrusting" and four parts "you're farting".

In order to prove that her anus was tight and there was no leakage, she continued: "What I said is true. Your cat really has kidney deficiency. He has nine lovers outside, and he has had sex with several of them."

As soon as she finished speaking, the woman's face turned ugly for a moment, and she snorted coldly: "I know you are filming a show and want to create a variety show effect, but there is no need to slander my cat like this, right? It's just a cat, you have to let it go Wouldn't it be too heartless to become a victim of your people's gimmicks and character creation?

A cat’s reputation is also a reputation! Fortunately, I believed you after watching the show and thought you were really capable. But now it seems like it was all made up, right? ! "

[Finally someone stood up and told the truth! I was slapped in the face before I even established my character. I can only say that I deserve it]

[Indeed, those squirrels, chickens, cats, etc. in front of them have no owners, and no one knows what the situation is, so they can coax people by using tricks. But this time I met someone who had a master and was smart and sober, and I fell over instantly hahaha]

[I’ve said it all, don’t create these outrageous characters. Sooner or later there will be backlash, but I didn’t expect the backlash to come so quickly! Cool! 】

[It’s okay, even if this character is overturned, she can still say that she is mentally ill. She is hysterical and likes to fantasize. She just happens to be the only mentally ill character in domestic entertainment. Hahaha, this is the only title in domestic entertainment. Why don’t you hurry up and provide it? stand up? 】

"Sister, don't be so excited. I know your Zihan... No, your Longlong is a good cat. But what I observed is that he may have a little kidney deficiency due to playing around outside, which then leads to loss of appetite and lethargy. This The logic makes sense, right?

In this way, let’s make a bet. If I can find evidence that your cat is messing around outside, you can give me more points. I won’t ask for more, just 30 points. OK? "

"What if it's not messing around outside? Do you think I should go to court and sue you for bringing a cat into disrepute? It's so funny."

"If it doesn't mess around outside, I'll use my Weibo account to apologize to it, okay? I'm an artist, and my Weibo account has millions of fans. Then it will be your cat who is famous, and the one who is embarrassed is Me. How about 30 points in exchange for a public apology from an artist with millions of fans? It’s a good deal, right?”

The woman was silent for a few seconds and nodded vigorously: "Okay. I want to see what you can make up to deceive me and everyone else."

[Mingli really bet? ? ? Apologize to a cat, luckily she can think of it...]

[I feel that Mingli’s mental illness has not been cured yet. Sister, why don’t you go back and check again first? ? ? 】

[Laughing like crazy, why are you worried about her? What if this was her idea? If an artist apologizes to a cat, then it shouldn’t be trending? No matter good or bad, won’t the traffic just come? Anyway, she plans to take the black and red route. She doesn't care about her reputation! After doing this, she might even make a profit! 】

Tomorrow, Mile itself became a hot search topic because of its relationship with squirrels and chickens, which caused a wave of traffic to the live broadcast room. The number of people rushed from more than one million to more than three million, and some people who enjoyed the melons and fun stayed. Some of them left after eating the melons, and by noon the number had increased to more than two million.

As for the public browser records, the number of people reached more than 4 million.

After taking a nap, it dropped to 3 million, but now, after Mingli and the woman bet on trending searches, the number of people in the live broadcast room has exceeded 5 million, surpassing the second place Shen Qinggu by more than 3 million.

Far ahead.

[This is a hot search, I want to see what kind of nonsense is coming tomorrow]

[I didn’t follow the live broadcast, I only watched the video clips. Is the conversation about her giving squirrels, chickens and seagulls before true or false? Can she really communicate with animals? 】

[Fake, made up, she herself said it was fake, just to establish a character. 】

Mingli came to the square and walked up to the group of cats enjoying the shade under the big trees.

[Aren’t these the cats that Mingli petted yesterday? That raccoon cat with great fighting ability left a deep impression on me. 】

"Good afternoon."

"Meow." Hello, beautiful lady ham.

"Meow." Are there any ham sausages today?

"Meow." The weather is so cold. Come and warm yourself in my arms. Remember to bring some delicious ham to warm you together~

"I came to you to ask for a favor."

"Meow." Is there anything to eat? There is no free discussion.

(no need to discuss)

(no need to discuss)

(no need to discuss)

Mingli: "..."

Snob cat!