【ah? ? ? 】

[I raised more question marks in this live broadcast room than in my exam...]

[The seagull came back with French fries in its mouth. Does it mean that Miles persuaded it to pick up French fries? Indirect proof that Mingli can really talk to animals? 】

[Perhaps she has a better rapport with animals. I have this kind of person around me. She is very popular with all kinds of pets and everyone is very close to her. 】

[Some people have too much imagination, right? ? You can definitely use "This seagull didn't want to eat bread and wanted to eat French fries, so he didn't eat bread at first and instead looked for French fries wherever he wanted to go. Then tomorrow he went to act and once again established his character that he could communicate with animals. That seagull I figured out where the fries were, flew away, and then came back with a little bit of food.” There is no problem with logic or common sense.

Some people just like to make up their own minds, and I really wonder if it’s just fans or trolls who are doing it...]

[Are you the one who just swore that you stood on your head and ate shit? 】

Mingli didn't know that with just a few words, she saved a seagull that had gone into a dead end because of thinking about bird life, and had not eaten for a long time.

After completing this task, she took on another job of catching cats from the roof.

Ten minutes later, she arrived at the residential house. The girl was in the courtyard waving to the cat on the roof and calling: "Mimi, come down, it's very sunny up there."

"Hello, I'm on a mission."

"Hello." The girl looked Mingli up and down, "How tall are you? I want to find someone taller to climb up and hold the cat down."

"183."

"???"

“163cm+3分可爱+3分幽默+4分聪慧+10分自信。”

"..."

[Laughing and getting rich]

[So, I am also 183 (curved lips)]

"It's okay, it doesn't matter if you can't climb up.

In fact, I am very close to animals. Animals are very close to me. I can infer and guess what they want to express from their words and deeds. "

The girl was dubious but skeptical: "Really?"

"Fake, I'm just kidding."

"..."

"Just kidding, it's true."

"..."

I can't tell if you are real or fake for a moment.

[Does this count as Mingli admitting it himself? Judging from her performance in the past two days, she has a great affinity with animals and can understand what animals mean. 】

[But what she said this time was that she has good connections with animals, has affinity, and can read their thoughts, but the previous hype was about a character who can directly communicate with animals and read their minds. There is a huge difference between the two]

【Can you tell if you look down? Even if she can pretend for a while, she can't pretend forever, right? I don’t believe she can avoid revealing her secrets]

The two came to the balcony on the second floor, and the cat was lying on the edge of the bungalow opposite. The sun shone on the orange fluff, and it looked like a large pistol chicken drumstick.

It collapsed vigorously into a cat cake, with half of it hanging on the eaves and half of it hanging in the air.

It seems that if you don't pay attention, you can fall.

Below is an old-fashioned open-air cesspool in the countryside.

This is why the girl is so anxious, she wants the cat but not the poop.

(What a disgusting two-legged beast, why don’t you feed Mimi-sama? Mimi-sama is obviously the master of this family! You don’t feed Mimi-sama, but you force Mimi-sama to go out to work, oppress and exploit Mimi-sama... Mimi Adults are having a hard time)

Mingli turned his head: "Did you give it less food, so it jumped up in anger?"

The seemingly quiet and reserved girl blurted out: "F*ck, how did you know?! So awesome?"

"Sister, your character is broken." She glanced at the girl who always looked like Lin Daiyu in front of the camera.

The girl immediately covered her mouth: "Sorry, I was so surprised that I couldn't control it."

"It's okay. Lin Daiyu can also uproot weeping willows and punch Sun Wukong. Don't limit yourself."

"Hmm... But it's true that Mimi was fed too much. When I picked it up, it was very skinny. At that time, its eyes were very timid. I couldn't bear to pick it back and fed it a lot of freeze-dried cat food. Canned food... After all, they say love is always in debt..."

"This is the first time I've seen someone feel indebted to a wild boar."

“...Later I also thought that it was not good for the cat to be too fat, so I reduced its cat food and let it exercise.

Maybe it was fighting with me, so it ran to the house and ignored people. "

[Did Mingli really get it right? Can she really read it? 】

[You guessed it? 】

"It's a small thing to run to the roof, but it's a big thing to be afraid of it jumping into the cesspool."

"That's true. The main reason is that I'm afraid that it won't be able to figure it out and will piss itself off."

"..."

"It now feels that you are abusing it. You gave it so much food before, but now you give it a little.

Still complaining about what others say about "fifteen minutes of pretense and fifteen years of prosperity" are all rumors and superstitions, and they are all traps set by Twolegs to deceive kittens.

He said he would run away from home and travel around the world to tell every cat that Twoleg's nice words were a lie. "

Mingli explained while listening to Xiaozhumi's thoughts.

"It's so serious that you have to run away from home? What should we do? We can't really let it go, right?" The girl clenched her hands anxiously.

"Let me talk to it first. By the way, has it been neutered?

"Not yet. I originally planned to take it with me in the next few days, but the veterinarian in the town has gone out and hasn't come back yet. You take a look first, and I'll prepare some fruit. I'll be back soon..."

"Eh no..."

The girl rushed downstairs like a storm, and Mingli had no choice but to give up.

She picked up some freeze-dried food and threw it at the cat opposite, hitting its head just in time.

"Meow!" Who is sneaking up on Master Mimi.

"Hello, Mimi-sama."

(Stupid two-legged beast)

Mingli automatically ignored its dirty words: "She gave you less food just because she was worried that you wouldn't find a good and beautiful partner."

"Meow" what kind of companion? Isn't it because she is worried that I will make her poor?

"Of course not. Since she brought you home, she means she wants to support you, so why would she worry about you making her poor?

She just came back from school outside. She saw that the cats outside, especially the male cats, were very strong and lean, and there were many beautiful little female cat suitors around her. So when she came back and saw your slightly rounded figure, she was a little worried. You won’t find a great female kitten companion. "

"Meow?" Are all the male cats outside very strong?

"Yes, I'm from outside. Those male cats exercise every day, run, catch mice, and they are all in the gym. They are all very strong and have no fat on their bodies!

Cats with eight-pack abs are now popular outside. This kind of cat is very popular in both the human world and the animal world.

Everyone can't help but marvel when they see it, and the little female cat can't help but want to fall in love with it. So now cats outside have started a fitness craze.

The slogan is 'I'd rather die in the gym than live with fat'! "

The orange cat nuzzled up, tilted its big round head, and said with clear eyes: "Meow?" Seriously?

Only then did Mingli and the audience see its true size——

The cat head is added to the cat body, and the small circle is connected to the big circle.

Good guy, I need to lose weight.

If you don’t reduce it on Earth now, you will have to go to the cat star in the future.

"Of course! That's why your master wants to urge you to lose weight and exercise, so that you can find an excellent and beautiful little female cat in the future!

If you don't exercise and get stronger, how can you protect the cat you love?

Think about it, you and your favorite cat are walking at sunset, and a vicious dog suddenly rushes towards you. You can't fight it without exercise, and you will either be bitten or escape...

What would your favorite cat think of you? What do other cats think of you? What does the dog think of you? What do all the animals in this town think of you? What do all the animals in China think of you? !

They will only know, you! Mimi-sama! Because of being fat! Being bullied by other animals, he couldn't fight and run away. Not only was he injured, but he also lost his girlfriend!

If the news spreads, how will our Chinese cats gain a foothold in the world? How do we, Earth cats, gain a foothold in the entire galaxy? ! "

"Meow!" I didn't believe it.

(Does the entire China and the entire earth depend on me? Really?)

"You are the handsome and unparalleled Master Mimi! Who doesn't know that there is a Master Mimi in Youyu Town? It is because of you that the tigers in the mountains dare not go down the mountain!"

[I remember that there are no tigers in Youyu Peninsula...]

[That’s why I dare not go down the mountain, because there is no () at all]

【Fool, then fool】

The orange cat stood at attention instantly and changed from a round shape to an oval shape.

"Meow!" Okay, okay, for the sake of you all needing Mimi-sama, Mimi-sama can barely do some exercise, isn't it just the abdominal muscles? It's just a waste for Mimi-sama.

(Hehe, let me just say that I was born extraordinary!) (Fat cat with arms akimbo.jpg)

Meowing, the orange cat jumped down.

As soon as it landed, the girl who had cut the fruit in the kitchen just came out.

Seeing this, the girl immediately put down her things and hugged it, touching its body and paws everywhere: "Mimi, I'm worried about you. Are you okay after jumping so high?"

He also took out a large handful of cat strips and handed it to it: "As long as you don't do anything stupid, I'll agree to eat as many cat strips as you want in the future!"

Unexpectedly, the orange cat had a determined face and pushed away these cat bars with one paw: "Meow?" Where are my dumbbells?

girl:"?"

Mingli: "Prepare a dumbbell for it, it's about to start exercising."

girl:"???"

Changed the soul of her cat?

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