After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous
Chapter 3 Do you have hemorrhoids?
Mingli stared at the parrot: "Hello?"
Parrot: "Hello, hello, hello."
(What a fart, you damn two-legged beast, hanging me here to bask in the sun and get tanned)
Mingli: "..."
She was a little unsure and asked: "What is 1+1 equal to?"
Parrot: "2."
(I always like to ask my little master these mentally retarded questions. I’m convinced. I’m so smart, how could I not know this?)
"What is 56x34 equal to?"
Parrot:"……"
(Damn two-legged beasts, if such a difficult question comes up, who can do it? Who can do it? Can you do it?)
"I can, it's equal to 1904~" Mingli raised an eyebrow at it.
Parrot:"……"
(Wait a minute, does this two-legged beast know what I’m thinking?)
The parrot's question went unanswered.
Mingli searched for memories while walking and found that the original owner was in a car accident during his childhood and was in a coma for half a year. When he woke up, he suddenly found that he could read the voices of animals. He was surprised and happy to tell his parents about this, but their parents didn't believe it at all, and Thinking that she was suffering from the sequelae of the car accident and had delusions.
Gradually, the original owner, who was not trusted and lectured by his parents, stopped mentioning this matter.
Ten years later, that is, half a year ago, the fact that the original owner could read the voices of animals suddenly became popular on the Internet and became a hot topic. Netizens scolded her for giving up her face for the sake of publicity.
This method is nothing more than someone in the industry who dislikes her or a competing artist deliberately messing with her, which is quite common. It's just that the original owner was depressed at the time and had no intention of finding out who was behind the scenes.
As for this topic, except for his parents and Ming Qiang, the original owner has never told anyone about it, let alone used it to hype it up. Therefore, this matter must have spread from these three people.
Of course, it is also possible that the parents took this matter as a joke and told it to other people, and it was passed on to others.
No one took it seriously.
But Mingli knew that this was really a thing.
She walked into the community and suddenly saw a mouse emerging from the sewer and rushing forward quickly. However, it was stepped on by a passerby in the next second.
Passers-by screamed in fear.
Mingli stared at the mouse intently, and another scream sounded in his heart——
(Ah, ah, crazy bitch, what are you calling me? I didn’t even scream when I was stepped on, so you call me a hammer.)
(I originally thought that the sun would be nice today, so I would go out and rummage through the trash can, but now that it’s nice, I’m sorry.)
The passerby kicked the mouse away.
(The human world is very good, I won’t come here in the next life)
(Tainai, walk slowly, wait for Sunsun and the little flying squirrel to come~)
pat.
The mouse falls to the ground and its soul ascends to heaven.
Mingli: "..."
Amitabha, it’s easy for Rat and Rat to walk away.
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Mingli originally didn't want to take on that variety show. After all, she had never been a star or filmed a variety show.
So she found the program team: Sorry, I don't want to take on this variety show. Can you make a substitution?
Program Team: Your remuneration is 5 million after tax, and you will receive an additional 1 million bonus for finding treasures in each episode. Are you sure you want to quit?
Mingli: But then again...
...
"To Live or Survive" is a lifestyle variety show that unexpectedly became a hit last year. Many artists are vying to participate in the second season.
However, the guest requirements for the second season were changed to siblings, which put many people off.
But the program team quickly decided on the first three groups:
Nan Zhu and Nan Lan: Heirs to the Nanshi Group and well-known wealthy children in Beijing circles. This program was personally invested by Nan Zhu, and it is a "leaders go to the countryside to experience life."
Shen Qinggu and Gu Luo: the second generation of well-known stars. Their parents are both three-time Best Actress and Best Actor. Shen Qinggu debuted as a child star. He is the youngest actor in the history of the entertainment industry and is extremely popular.
Qi Shang and Qi Ling: The second generation of well-known artists. Their parents are painters and singers. Qi Shang is a popular singer. Qi Ling has formed a rock band of his own and is somewhat famous online.
When the program team officially announced "Mingli and Mingqiang", everyone knew that these were controversial contestants specially arranged by the program to attract traffic.
I can’t offend the powerful, but I can easily handle this group——
Mingli and Mingqiang: a has-been mentally ill person and her ordinary brother who has no sense of existence.
The recording location for the first episode of the program is on a long peninsula. The area bordering the land is an undeveloped mountain forest. The coastal area extending outwards has been developed and has a population of more than 100,000. Therefore, from the inside It is most convenient to go directly from land by boat.
Because of the traffic jam on the road, Mingli and the two were the last group to get to the boat. When she walked into the cabin, the barrage of praise suddenly erupted.
[Damn it, Mingli is really here? Is her mental illness better? Will it relapse? 】
[I don’t mean to praise Mingli, but compared to the other three male guests, Mingqiang is really ordinary, a thousand times worse than Mingli... Born to the same parents, how come there is such a big gap? 】
[One is acting ugly, can you please get out? I feel like my eyes are being fucked by a strong woman (sweating)]
[I feel like Mingli plans to take the black and red route after his comeback. Maybe he will be tied up with porcelain everywhere to gain popularity. The guest traffic of the other three teams is high one by one. What is the difference between this and a wolf entering a flock of sheep? 】
[Am I the only one looking forward to the collision between Mingli and Nanzhu? Nanzhu hates Mingli very much. If we meet him directly, how can we avoid a bloody storm? I really want to see Mingli cry when being scolded by Nanzhu, hahaha]
Mingli scanned the three men and three women in the cabin, and quickly tagged several people like stamping pigs with epidemic prevention stamps——
Nanzhu: Unruly red sea urchin.
Nanlan: Delicate pink rose.
Qi Shang: The cold and abstinent brother.
Gu Luo: Pure little white flower.
Qi Ling'er: A punk girl.
Shen Qinggu: As gentle and moist as Polygonatum odoratum.
Nanzhu…
Mingli read the name and stared straight at the red-haired sea urchin——
The man has broad shoulders and long legs, with dazzling red hair, superior facial features, and a high nose. His deep eyes suppress the unruly wildness of a wolf, and he stares at her silently, as if he wants to carve words on her body with his gaze. .
Eight big words flashed through Mingli's mind - laser engraving, large quantity will give priority.
"Hmph." The man snorted coldly and quickly looked away from Mingli.
Mingli:?
Ming Qiang took the initiative to greet everyone with a smile: "Hello everyone, I am Ming Qiang, and this is my sister Mingli. Please take care of me in the next period of time."
No one paid attention.
【so awkward…】
His face turned pale.
"Hello, I'm Gu Luo." The innocent little white flower smiled and nodded at him, and Ming Qiang immediately gave her a grateful look.
Shen Qinggu also nodded gently towards the two newcomers.
[Gu Luo is really good-looking, has a good family background, and doesn't have a bad temper. Nan Lan looks like the kind of arrogant young lady who is playful. 】
[Indeed, she is Brother Shen’s sister after all! Brother Shen is so gentle and nurturing, Gu Luo will definitely be good! 】
[Why do you feel that Mingli and Mingqiang are not very close? Not brother and sister? 】
[Who wants to be close to a mentally ill person? Is it normal for Mingqiang and Mingli to have a bad relationship? Although Mingqiang is common, he looks quite normal]
Mingli walked straight to Nanzhu's empty seat and sat down.
The moment she sat down, the man's body visibly stiffened, and he frowned in disgust: "Don't sit next to me."
"why?"
"I do not like you."
“What does it have to do with me sitting here if you don’t like me?
If you don't want others to sit here, divide your butt into two halves, one for each seat. "
[Hahahahahaha, it’s okay if the butt has two halves]
"..." Nan Zhu squinted at her, "What, you want to attract my attention deliberately?"
Mingli didn't answer. Instead, he turned sideways and looked at him, and suddenly laughed: "I feel you are a little restless."
The man's body suddenly tensed up.
"Do you have hemorrhoids?"
"...?"
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