After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

After eating seventy percent full, Mingli spent 10 points to borrow the refrigerator and put the remaining food in it, and then started her "eating trip".

It's not a free prostitution, after all, Mingli provided the condiments to others for free.

Without her seasoning, no matter how fresh the ingredients are and how good the cooking techniques are, the taste will be greatly reduced.

After eating a round, her evaluation:

Nanyu's crucian carp soup: 3 points (a roasted bitter taste, bitterer than her life)

Qi Shang Qi Ling'er's roast chicken: 6 points (you can eat it when you are about to starve to death, two points are for love);

Shen Qinggu’s boiled fish: 8 points (bad quality but very good taste)

Nanzhu’s Griddle Rabbit: 9 points (full of color, flavor and flavor, but full marks may make him proud)

As for Gu Luo and Ming Qiang, one was carrying bricks and the other was cutting bamboo with a knife. After returning from their work, they could only look at Nan Lan's crucian carp soup and the Qi brothers and sisters' roast chicken and fell into silence.

Even though the two of them said, "It's good to have something to eat, don't waste the food," they still asked Shen Qinggu for help after taking a bite, and the latter gave it with a smile.

When everyone was ready to take a nap after eating and drinking, the director suddenly jumped out and blocked the way.

Everyone: "?"

The bald man touched his heart, looking worried and sad:

"Everyone has worked hard this morning! Seeing how tired and sweaty everyone is, I feel very sad! Alas!"

Nan Zhu: "A good dog doesn't block the road."

Nan Lan: "I'm going to sleep. If you don't let me sleep, I'll die in front of you."

Shen Qinggu: "Are you sure you feel distressed rather than happy?"

Qi Ling'er: "Weasel pays New Year's greetings to Rooster."

Mingli: "Fuck you."

director:"……?"

The guest nodded: She is right.

[Again, simple bad breath, ultimate enjoyment. 】

The director coughed twice and said, "Speak politely."

Mingli readily agreed: "funny mud go pee"

director:"……"

"Actually, the program team sincerely considers everyone. We can't bear to see everyone so tired and have to go to the town to do tasks in the hot summer to earn points to rent a house, buy water and food, so we plan to play a quiz for everyone to test the tacit understanding between brothers and sisters. In the game, the brother and sister ranked first will each gain 15 points.”

"What about the back?"

"There are no rewards or penalties for second and third place, but the last place needs to disclose the browser records."

Mingli was shocked: "Public browser records? What's the difference between this and taking off my pants in public on the street? Are you a pervert?!"

director:"……?"

The guest nodded: She is right.

[Mingli, I'm sorry, you were my mouthpiece before, but this time, I want to be your enemy! 】

[Just this once, next time I’ll be on your side! 】

【Want to see, love to see, see more! 】

"Ahem, let's choose one of the two options: disclosure of browser records and deduction of 20 points per person. There are rewards and penalties. Otherwise, how can we arouse everyone's competitive spirit?"

"can."

"That's pretty much it."

The staff brought up the table with partitions and prepared answer sheets and pens on it.

The director asked the eight people to stand between the baffles according to the positions of four men and four women:

"There are four questions on the answer sheet in front of you. Regardless of whether the options and answers are correct or not, as long as the options or answers between the brother and sister are consistent, the answer is correct!

In order to prevent random selection, corresponding reasons need to be given for multiple-choice questions.

Finally, a reminder, only the tacit understanding is tested, regardless of whether the options are correct! If you're ready, start. "

"Wait!" Mingli raised his hand.

"what happened?"

"Does it have to be between brother and sister? Can I choose my own teammates? I don't have a good understanding with my current teammates."

"There is no tacit understanding between brothers and sisters who grew up together. How else can there be tacit understanding?"

"My lover, my best friend, my brother."

"No, we are a brother-sister variety show."

"alright."

Ming Qiang, who was disliked, had an ugly face: "Xiaoli, brother..."

Mingli crossed herself on her chest and prayed: "I hope the blind cat will encounter a dead mouse."

Ming Qiang: "..."

"Okay, let's start the answering!"

[I guess the Qi family brother and sister will win. The two have similar personalities and they understand each other very well. 】

[Maybe the Nan brothers and sisters are a dark horse? Although the relationship between the two people is that of fighting and hating each other, it is also quite close and familiar.】

Five minutes later, everyone finished answering.

The staff posted the answer sheets on the whiteboard and directly executed them publicly.

Director: "Question 1: Which of the following is the largest? A. Caspian Sea B. Dead Sea C. Red Sea D. Black Sea

Qi Shang and Qi Linger have the same options: C; Gu Luo and Shen Qing have the same options: C

Nanlan: C, Nanzhu: B; Mingqiang: C, Mingli: B"

Others’ reasons: The Red Sea is the largest.

Nanzhu and Mingli’s reasons: The deceased is the most important.

Everyone looked at the two people: "?"

The two said in unison: "Ming Qiang/Nan Lan doesn't have a sense of humor. It's his/her problem."

Nan Lan & Ming Qiang: "?"

[Hahahahahahahaha you two are crazy]

"Question 2: Why is homework an uncountable noun?

Qi Shang Qi Ling'er, Shen Qing Gu Gu Luo, Nan Lan Mingqiang: Because the homework is uncountable.

Mingli & Nanzhu: Because I can’t finish my homework. "

Everyone looked at the two people again.

Mingli still wanted to quibble: "Wait a minute, is there any difference between uncountable homework and unfinished homework? The meaning is the same, I think it's okay."

Nan Zhu was obviously more magnanimous: "I mean it literally."

The director looked at Mingli with a faint look in his eyes: "Everyone knows what you mean, so stop making excuses."

Mingli: "..."

Again, they have no sense of humor.

[I support them this time (smile)]

[I can’t finish writing, I can’t finish writing at all]

[I like to catch up on homework very much, and I feel like I only start digging holes when shit comes (laughs)]

"Question 2: What is the name of (a+b)?

Qi Shang Qi Ling'er: completely flat method;

Shen Qing Gu: Completely flat method Gu Luo: Name? ;

Nanlan: a2+2ab+b2 Nanzhu: {A+B}2;

Mingqiang: What do you mean? Mingli: {A+B}2. "

Although some had different answers and some had the same answer, everyone still looked at Mingli and Nanzhu.

No, can you both solve this question?

Mingli turned around: "You copied mine?"

Nan Zhu frowned: "funny mud go pee"

Everyone: "..."

Her: "A scholar!"

Him: "Just call back."

"You want to take away my humor? Haha, don't even think about it."

"You have no humor, you have psychosis."

"You want to take away my mental illness? Haha, don't even think about it."

"..."

Traditional version: Where you fall, you get up.

Abnormal version: Where you fall, you lie down.

Mingli version: Wherever you fall, lie down and drag others down with you.

【It’s not a problem for her at all! 】

"Question 4: What is this? (The picture shows a black rectangular iron cage)

Qi Shang Qi Linger: Mousetrap;

Shen Qing Gu: black rectangular cage Gu Luo: mouse trap;

Nan Lai: The Black Cage Nan Zhu: Mickey’s Unforgettable House

Mingqiang: Black Cage Mingli: Mickey's Bad House. "

Everyone's brains have turned to muscle memory.

Two people: "..."

"Director, it has reached this level. If Nan Zhu didn't plagiarize me, it wouldn't be justified."

"Why didn't you copy mine?"

"Because ladies have priority, I wrote the answer first, so you copied it."

Nan Zhu: "? Are you crazy?"

Mingli: "What kind of barber shop?"

Nan Zhu: "Pretending to be crazy and acting stupid."

Mingli: "What do you want to sell?"

"You deliberately?"

"you guessed right."

"Ah."

Seeing that the atmosphere between the two was getting tense, the director immediately came out and coughed: "Cough cough cough cough cough."

Mingli: "Drink some cough syrup."

Nan Zhu: “Can’t you afford loquat ointment?”

"I think syrup is more effective."

"I don't think you think so."

Mingli frowned slightly: "You just want to go against me."

Nanzhu's lips curled up slightly: "You guessed it right."

Mingli: "Haha."

director:"……"

He felt like Leigh in the middle of Oreos, being pinched between two Oreos and feeling a little out of breath.

Qi Shang and Qi Ling'er looked at each other again: Damn, with such a tacit understanding, shouldn't Mingli and Nanzhu be brothers and sisters? !