After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

Mingli thinks Nanzhu should be a mullet.

She lifted the bubble fish onto the toilet and shook it in the air. She originally wanted to scare the fish, but Nanzhu's expression did not change, and even the color did not change.

Mingli:?

"Why don't you avoid it?"

"Because I'm not afraid. If I'm not afraid, I won't avoid it."

"Why aren't you afraid?"

"If you're not afraid, you're not afraid!"

The jelly fish turned its head and snorted coldly, even its eight claws were strong enough not to wrap around Mingli!

Mingli lowered it again, getting closer and closer to the toilet. When she was about to fall into the toilet, she lifted the fish up again and threw it back on the bed.

Nanzhu was like a boomerang in an instant. As soon as he landed on the bed, he bounced up and landed on the back of Mingli's hand. He kissed it quickly:

"I knew you were reluctant to abandon me."

Mingli: "???"

She had a complicated look on her face: "Nervous, you are such a big lump, it will easily get clogged if thrown into the toilet, and I have to clear it myself. I will throw you into the toilet when I am full.

What you said makes it sound like our love is as deep as the ocean. Don't talk nonsense, or you'll be fooled. "

Nanyu dismissed it: "Just wait, you will fall under my charm!"

"The epileptic fish."

She's sick. Why don't she go pick a fish?

"To put it another way, even if I fall in love with you, it won't be because I am impressed by your charm, but because you are well-behaved and capable and you don't have to pay for it. I can have a free nanny."

"..."

The octopus covered the two small holes on its head: "That's enough, don't mention it again if you hurt the fish!"

Your words may cause indelible psychological trauma to a fish! Accumulating virtue with your mouth, okay, okay, just touch your head. "

Mingli ignored its pretense.

sad?

My skin is so pink and I can’t see any blue. Where does the sadness come from?

You have a knack for showing off, and you have a knack for being crazy.

Summary: Not a good fish!

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"It's better to go to the corner of the bed."

The little fish snorted dissatisfiedly, and it was better to run to the corner of the bed to nest.

"Put the blanket over you."

The little fish covered himself with all the clean bath towels Mingli had prepared for him.

"Cover it all? Are you not breathing?"

The little fish pulled off the bath towel a little more, exposing its eyes and blowholes.

"Now close your eyes and go to sleep. Stop sneaking into my arms. You can succeed countless times, but if you fail once, you will be thrown into the trash can by me."

The little fish sneered: "If you don't want to sleep, I won't sleep. I don't have to sleep with you. I can sleep very well even as a fish."

"I'm going to sleep."

The little fish stopped talking for a moment, hummed softly, and turned over, facing away from Mingli.

Twenty minutes later.

A tentacle quietly stretched out again.

This time, it didn't move its whole body, but just wrapped one of its tentacles around Mingli's finger.

It's okay, take your time.

Stick it on one finger today, stick it on your face tomorrow, hold them together the day after tomorrow, and conceive a baby the day after tomorrow!

As soon as this idea came to mind, Nan Zhu felt an irresistible pull——

Its clinging tentacles were pulled by someone, and with a tug, it was pulled into the woman's arms and hugged tightly.

Mingli's frown gradually relaxed when he came into contact with the cool octopus.

At this time, love bubbles emerged one after another from Nan Zhu's head, and her round blue eyes revealed pure love and joy.

He had already said that she couldn't live without him.

Hey.

Nanzhu: An octopus (?), the future His Highness the King of the Sea (?), also known as the little fish, where the "puppy" is Mingli's puppy (√)

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Mingli slept very comfortably.

It was the deepest sleep I had not experienced in a long time.

However, when she woke up and saw the octopus in her arms, she found herself tightly entangled with him: "?"

"You sneaked into my bed again?"

Nan Zhu rubbed his eyes: "It was obviously you who dragged me over, right?

I tried my best to resist and said not to touch me, but you took me away by force. I am a little fish. How can you be as strong as you? In the end, I can only cry in your arms, comforting myself that I am still just a pure fish. "

"Nervous fish."

"Actually, you also like me, right? You just don't want to say it for the sake of face, so you don't say it, but your body honestly takes the initiative to pull me into your arms, and you want to rub against me."

Mingli raised his eyebrows: "Don't introduce yourself to the clownfish.

I guess I was just craving your slippery and cool fish-shaped air conditioner, a toy I played with after I fell asleep. "

After all, she is really afraid of heat.

She is more afraid of heat than most people. If she hadn't gone to the hospital for a checkup and found nothing wrong, she would have doubted whether she had some disease.

Sometimes I'm naked and have the air conditioner on, but I still feel hot.

But the good news is, she's also more cold-tolerant than most.

In the season when everyone else wears down jackets, she can just put on a sweater and go out.

……

In the next few days, one person and one fish lived in a "tangled but harmonious" atmosphere.

Nanzhu, this alien fish, is extremely curious about many things on Earth.

"what is this?"

"Sanitary napkins."

"It's so thick. Are you using it to wipe your face?"

"It's used to pad your butt. It absorbs water very well."

"Oh…"

Nan Zhu nodded thoughtfully.

Mingli thought the fish understood, but in the afternoon——

She accidentally knocked over the water glass and when it flowed all over the table, Nan Zhu immediately handed over a sanitary napkin:

"Hurry up and suck it with your Sophie elasticity!"

Mingli: "???"

"Why are you so stunned? Suck it quickly! It's written on it, it's powerful in locking in moisture, it's dry, lightweight and won't leak!"

Mingli: "..."

Nervous fish.

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In order to make Nanzhu understand the earth and the human world more conveniently and efficiently, Mingli gave Nanzhu his old mobile phone and asked him to learn more on his own.

It's just that because it doesn't have an ID card, the account number and mobile phone number are all hers.

Although it is an old mobile phone, Nan Zhu is very happy.

However, when the smiling face opened the photo album and saw those messy photos of men, he froze instantly.

It held up the mobile phone and asked Mingli: "What is this?"

"There are pictures of slutty men on the Internet."

“Why do you want to save these things?”

"I'm single, so why don't I save some pictures of men for my eyes to see? Isn't this normal? Isn't it possible that you don't have a communication tool similar to a mobile phone? Don't you have a similar Bodhisattva Fish?"

"Yes, it's much more advanced than a mobile phone, and you can also feel the five real senses. But it's definitely not possible to grill fish on the side. The fish strips we have are so clean!"