After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous
Chapter 197: Don’t worry about what we do or not, and pay more attention to whether you have enough
No one knows how the audience and netizens will react.
The faces of everyone who had doubted Nan Zhu had a hint of guilt on their faces: "I'm so sorry, I actually doubted you."
But is there nothing wrong with you two acting here? !
Otherwise, if everyone takes a step back, everyone will have problems.
Nanzhu sneered at the corner of his mouth: "To be honest, since I started this show, I have wanted to call the police countless times."
[I want to call the police even though I am surrounded by an epileptic father-in-law and an epileptic mother-in-law.]
[Although we i people don’t cause trouble, we are still afraid of trouble (laughing)]
[Police: The phone rings every day, do you think I don’t want to call the police? 】
Mingli winked at Nanzhu: "Oh, Brother Huo, why are you talking about this? Brother Huo, you are so kind~"
Nan Lan punched Nan Zhu in the chest: "Oh, Brother Huo, why are you talking about this? Brother Huo, you really love me~"
Director Chao Nanzhu... was stunned into silence by the man's cold eyes before Chao came out.
Bald Cough: "After these few episodes of the program, do you have anything to say to our audience?"
This link was done in the first episode, and this time it is also considered a callback. This link can be used to reflect the changes of the guests before and after participating in the show.
Qi Shang: "I'm not a mute brother."
[I got it, dumb brother]
Qi Ling'er: "I'm not a mute girl."
[I know, repeat reading girl]
Shen Qinggu: "You might not believe me if I tell you, so I won't tell you."
[Brother Shen is showing signs of becoming a li (?)]
[How is he showing his face for the first time? He is hiding his secrets]
Nan Lan: "I opened Weibo. I am studious and omnivorous. I read a lot of everything. Please feel free to feed me."
[Sister, start a group, I’ll get your number and queue up! 】
Nan Zhu: "Don't worry about what we do or not, and pay more attention to whether you have enough savings."
【what? 】
[With such a poisonous mouth, won’t Mingli get poisoned if he kisses her too much? (laugh)】
[Is it possible that when two people kissed, they were fighting poison with poison, adding poison on top of poison? (love)]
Mingli: “We’ll see you again soon, so I’ll teach you some common sense about life.
First: You like me, but I don't like you, which means we are not suitable; I like you, but you don't like me, which means you have no vision.
Second: I don’t recommend comparing teachers to gardeners, because in our country, vegetables are usually grown in the yards, not flowers, so this will make students appear to be gardeners.
Third: When water is heated to 100 degrees Celsius, it becomes a boiling object, referred to as a boiling object. According to the law of conservation of energy, it is referred to as you.
Fourth: If you have nothing to do, you can go to the beach for a walk. You can watch when you are happy and jump when you are sad.
Fifth: When you are bored, you can blow bubbles with saliva to see how big the bubbles can be. Although it is a bit disgusting, it can exercise the control of your lips and jaw.
Sixth: In fact, taking classes in college is the same as taking a train. Most of the time, you sit and play with your mobile phone to keep up. When the time is up, you change to the next station. And it’s a hard seat, which tests everyone’s anus strength. Therefore, for college students, body strength and concentration are both important.
Seventh: We in this universe suddenly became rich, perhaps because people in another universe were burning paper for us. If you don't get rich, maybe no one there remembers you. Please contact me when you have time and ask the other party to burn more.
Eighth: In fact, every seemingly ordinary part of our face is useful——
For example, the forehead is used for acne and closed acne, providing a place for them to meet;
For example, the mouth is the entrance for some clean things and the exit for dirty things. One channel plays two roles;
For example, this slit in the philtrum is to drain mucus from the nose into the mouth and prevent the body from wasting water;
For example, the cheek provides a perfect place for the slap to land, preventing it from hitting other places and affecting everyone's normal operation.
In the same way, every ordinary person's existence is useful. As for what use it is, it is up to everyone to define themselves.
Ninth: There may be some contradictions between the above eight items, but this is just like our life, isn't it?
Tenth: I am just playing abstract with you in the above nine points. Please don’t take them seriously. If you take them seriously, then you are right.
By simply understanding the ten points above, you can make a lot of progress on the path of learning. "
Everyone: "..."
Got it, Mingli is actually the director of the mental hospital, and she's here to recruit students!
[Thank you, Master. I will come down and study it carefully. My knowledge will last forever! 】
【Li Xue will last forever! 】
【Li Xue will last forever! 】
Bald head: "..."
It can be seen that the changes of the guests are becoming more and more different.
very scary.
It feels like Mingli is spreading mental viruses everywhere, and he is an indirect promoter of "helping evil"? !
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The director took the guests to a lively outdoor square and found some passers-by to interact and play games with the guests until dusk.
"Okay, next is our last session. The guests leave messages for each other, but they cannot be opened on the show. You can watch it again when you go back~"
Everyone took the pen and paper and wrote messages to the other five people.
Nanzhu put the remaining four notes into his pocket, while Mingli secretly held the one in his hand.
While everyone is not paying attention, quietly unfold it and read silently in your heart——
【You belong to me when you read this sentence,】
The man subconsciously glanced at her, and after meeting those smiling eyes, he lowered his eyes to the note.
【You belong to me when you look at me,】
He pursed his lips, took a breath, and continued to look down.
【You still belong to me when you breathe,】
The man's heart is beating crazily,
【Even when your heart beats, you belong to me~】
Nan Zhu: “…………”
He felt that his body's sound insulation effect might not be very good, otherwise——
Why could Mingli hear his beating heart for her so clearly?
...
Although the content has ended, because today's sunset is beautiful, the director wants to share it with all viewers, so the live broadcast continues.
There was a street performer singing in the square, probably an Internet celebrity, and there were many passers-by watching and taking videos.
The guests listened to the music comfortably while admiring the sunset.
After the other party finished the song, Mingli suddenly stepped forward and said something to him, and then the woman took the microphone from the internet celebrity.
Everyone:?
[Damn it, Madam Madam is going to sing folk songs again? ! 】
Slowly, the accompaniment started playing.
Mingli's voice also sounded, spreading around through the speakers:
"The heartbeat echoes and beats in the silence
This is proof that I never stop and keep running.
Don't be afraid of change,
Keep an eye on the scenery behind you
Everything in the past will merge into tonight
you are everything
My everything
...
I know
i will never fade away
...
Now, the feelings in my heart can no longer be suppressed
Only my heart is the same as before
The embellishments around you will only slowly fade away
never let go of your hand
Tonight, I will give everything I have
...
my answer
my love letter
......"
After she finished singing, she turned around and was hugged by the man.
The next second was a strong and passionate kiss.
Everyone present was in an uproar.
His face was filled with wonder.
Damn it! So bold? !
The two kissed while everyone watched, and at this time, a scream that pierced the sky came from the crowd:
"Lock up Mingli Nanzhu!
I really can't stand it anymore. If you don't do this, I will go through menopause!
Nanzhu! If you are a man, you will not be able to get out of bed until tomorrow!
Big do special do! Seven days and seven nights! Seven times a night!
Immediately, immediately, do it to me when you get home! "
Two people: "..."
Everyone: "???"
I have seen people inducing marriage and giving birth, but I have never seen people inducing domination...
Could this be the legendary master among the people? !
Mingli smiled and responded loudly: "Sorry, he is weak and I am frigid."
Nan Zhu turned to look at her: "?"
Just pick yourself off and then pour ink on me with your backhand?
Everyone: "???"
Are there any experts?
As expected!
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