After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

On Sunday, Mingli slept until noon.

Take a look at the time, 11:34.

Fortunately, I packed up just in time for dinner. Getting up in the morning is also about eating, and getting up at noon is also about eating, there is no difference.

She drowsily picked up her phone and opened WeChat Moments, and her eyes widened instantly——

5:25 Nanzhu posted a photo of the gym.

5:57 Qi Linger posted a sunrise photo.

6:20 Shen Qinggu is already on the plane.

7:30 Qi Shang sent a photo of the recording studio.

8:00 Sister Zhang shared a worksheet.

8:20 Nan Lan said that she felt several times more beautiful after washing her hair.

9:00 The bald director said he traveled five kilometers to eat rice noodles from the old store.

Mingli: “…………”

No, why did you get up so early behind her back?

So scary for you!

This situation is no different from when I was a student. There were only six people in the dormitory, but all five of them were hiding under the covers and studying secretly with flashlights!

The woman stared at the ceiling in silence for a few seconds, until the phone slipped from her palm to the bed, and she slowly closed her eyes——

The weak complain about the environment, the strong have adapted, and I am dead stiff.

Sleeping teaching, lying by the door (putting hands together)

Master Mingli closed his eyes peacefully.

Let's sleep a little longer and get together, and we'll get up at twelve o'clock.

Never compare, after all, people cannot be compared.

Others go to sleep directly after the night, but she adds a "stay up late" link between "night" and "falling asleep", so getting up late is normal.

What is abnormal is the time of this world!

If there are 12 hours in the day and 24 hours in the night, then she can study, work and live normally during the day, use 12 hours to stay up late at night, and use the remaining 12 hours to get adequate rest.

Don’t blame people for staying up late, blame it on the fact that there are only 24 hours in a day!

When Mingli opened her eyes again, it was already past one o'clock, and a trace of very faint regret crossed the tip of her heart——

Forget it for today, I will get up early tomorrow.

Mingli and Sister Zhang agreed that in the next year, they would first take the variety show route, and at the same time participate in activities to solidify the topic and popularity, and after the variety show is over, they will go to acting training classes every week.

If she encounters a good role, she will also make a guest appearance, at least leaving the audience with the impression that she is still an actress. Otherwise, it will be difficult to remove the label of variety show star in the future, and the audience will be easily upset.

Mingli opened Weibo obediently and followed the suggestion of "one word for three days, nine palaces for five days" and posted a text blog.

[Mingli V: Good afternoon everyone, the sun is really nice today. I suggest everyone open the coffin to bask in the body.

Currently in the toilet, if it goes well, it will take another five minutes. If it doesn't go well, I can cut it off. After all, I can't control my fate, and I can't control my shit. I hope everyone can feel relaxed when they poop. Never being constipated is my best wish to you.

Come and chat casually. When I wipe my butt, that’s when I log off (love comes from the toilet)]

Mingzhu CP locked me up: Have you two made a date? (love)

Mingli V replied: Regarding the snow mastiff armor's sneak attack on Lu Xun, after substituting geometric functions and Vedic theorem, we can know the impact of alpha rays on Zhang Fei. The conclusion expresses the author's opinion on whether the black hole theory can The capture of a wild Ultraman can also prove that Song Jiang in Water Margin laid the groundwork for whether to attack Qin Shihuang, and determine whether Zhuge Liang will solve the secret of the Egyptian pyramids.

Jiaojiao, hurry up and reply: Avoiding talking and changing the subject is concealing the facts!

You and me under the epileptic tree: Baby, you know, I only love you in this life, so how should we explain "water flows to lower places and people to higher places" from the perspective of Kao Gong? (picture)

Mingli V replied: If your house leaks and water flows downward, the neighbors below will come up to you. Seconds, next one.

Capibaka: Baby, what should you do if you meet a scholar? There is a girl in our dormitory who always likes to imitate my words. Even though it was me who said the words first, she would then imitate them and say them to other classmates, making it look like she said it herself. Not only did she learn how to speak from me, but she also learned from my tone of voice and my mannerisms. I didn’t even know how to speak to her (crying)

Mingli V replied: Replied her directly and forcefully: "You stole my classic quotations, pretended to be cool in front of people who don't understand, and were frightened in front of people who understand. I advise you to speak and act with a certain degree, and have some knowledge in your heart. Otherwise it will really make people vomit.”

Highly qualified Internet talents: Baby epilepsy, can you help me copy the homework? I will upload it for spot check soon, but I still get a blank (crying)

We are 50/50, you write Chinese, Mathematics, English and Science Comprehensive, I write the grade and class student number and name! We can just swim happily in the ocean of knowledge and that’s it!

Mingli V’s reply: I’m not busy in the morning, I’m nervous at night, I get up in the middle of the night to mend my crotch, and I still have a big crotch after mending it until dawn (laughs)

Don’t want to go to school: I wish you never make money in your life!

Mingli V replied: I wish you go to high school for the rest of your life.

Eat something good. Reply to Mingli V: Damn, what a vicious blessing!

Bu Lala replied to Mingli V: I don’t even know which one is more vicious...

When will Mingli marry me: Baby, I’m 180, with short T-hair, like fitness and have abdominal muscles, 985 consecutive master’s and doctoral degrees, my family is engaged in energy and minerals, and I have freedom of wealth. I like you very much, can you abandon Nanzhu and be with me?

Huohuo replied:? she likes boys

Mingli V replied: The custom over there is that you have to have the same condition before you can get married. Baby, you are too normal and not suitable for us (love)

Mingzhu CP locked me up and replied Mingli V: Ahhhh, I hit you!

Mingli V replied:? You CP fans are really...

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[Nan Lan: Sisters, do you want to go out to play tonight? I have organized a game, come and play. 】

[Although Yourong is crazy, he only listens to flattery and does not listen to criticism: Okay, male model game? 】

[Nan Lan: My brother is coming too. 】

[Although Yourong is crazy, he only listens to flattery and does not listen to criticism: Your brother went to work as a male model? 】

【Nan Lan:…………】

[Nan Lan: There are some friends in our circle who really want to get to know you. After all, you are very popular on the Internet now. You are on the hot search every day, and you have been on the hot search for me many times. Hahaha, I often get recognized when I go out these two days, and I am a little shy (laughing in the face)]

[Although you are crazy, you only listen to flattery and don't listen to criticism: That's right, so now I always walk in the sewers when I go out. I am as fast as the rats are. 】

[Nan Lan: Hahahahaha, let’s make an appointment. My brother will pick you up at seven o’clock in the evening (he only agreed to go after hearing that you were going!)]

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Seven o'clock is just the agreed time between Mingli and Nanlan.

Four o'clock was the agreed time between her and Nan Zhu.

The apartment's underground garage.

The man first straightened his collar in the rearview mirror, then walked to the passenger door, put one hand in his pocket and easily opened the door with the other, and raised his chin slightly: "No, get in the car."

After finishing, he opened the car door several times, constantly adjusting his standing posture, door-opening posture, even the curvature of his chin and the tone of his voice.

Keep simulating.

Practice over and over again.

When Mingli came down from upstairs, this was what he saw - a tall, handsome man opening the car door and talking to the air.

She paused and watched for a second, and instantly understood what this boy was doing.

The woman silently retreated to the corner, sent a message to Nan Zhu, and changed the note again.

[Although you are crazy, you only listen to flattery and don’t listen to criticism: I’m here~]

[Pretentious man: Yeah. 】

After receiving the news, Nan Zhu quickly ran back to the main seat and started to sort out her clothes. She looked at herself for several seconds and only nodded with satisfaction after confirming that she looked extremely handsome today.

A few minutes later, there were footsteps.

He got out of the car: "Tsk, why did you get off?"

"I'm dressing up." Mingli tilted her head and stared at him with bright eyes, "After all, I'm meeting you."

"........."

Nan Zhu, who pursed her lips slightly, walked to the car door with hands and feet, and opened the door with the posture and angle she had just practiced in advance: "Nuo, get in the car."

"As expected of Nan Zhu, he looks so handsome when he opens the door. He has a natural and unrestrained look~"

The man suppressed the raised corners of his mouth and said nonchalantly: "It's okay. I usually open the door like this. What's so cool about this?"

"Hahahahaha." Mingli laughed heartily.

Nan Zhu stared at her in confusion: "Why are you laughing?"

She emphasized every word, her tone full of teasing: "Hun! Ran! God! It's done!"

Nan Zhu instantly understood what she meant: "!!!"

He was shocked: "Have you seen it all?!"

She was innocent: "What are you looking at? What are you talking about? Why can't I understand?"

"It's just...nothing..."

The fried sea urchin, whose face gradually became filled with enthusiasm, gritted his teeth, "Three, two, one, get in the car!!!"

Mingli gritted his teeth and nodded, shouting with a cry: "We really can't lower the price anymore, it's already the cheapest! I'll lose all my pants!"

Nan Zhu: “…………”

The divine gold somehow made him smile.

The Hong Kong-Zhuhai-Macao Cross-sea Bridge is still too redundant. It is recommended that Mingli’s thinking nerves be placed directly on the sea. The jumping arc is enough to support the connection between the two sides!

(You really are too...)