After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

[I’m so lonely, so vicious, and so vicious. I’m already sweating profusely (crying and beating the ground)]

[Let me just say that Madam can hit my heart with one blow]

[He also explained that Li doesn’t love me. She doesn’t love me. How come she understands me so well? She just loves me! 】

[She loves you, what about me? 】

[She loves you, but what about me and Jiaojiao? 】

[She loves you, but where is Jiaojiao and I and our children? 】

[I just said that we can’t stay in this live broadcast room for too long. One or two of us are hallucinating. How can there be room for you in our family of five with our two children? 】

Based on the fact that all the staff who scored the program had gone to school, Mingli received an unprecedented number of votes that far exceeded the second place.

She took the small box from the director's hand: "What props?"

"A redemption card can be exchanged for something from the program team. It can be used at will during the recording period of the program, which means it does not have to be used now, you can keep it."

"Can your salary card be changed?"

"..."

"Just kidding, hee hee"

The director faced the tragic life with a smile: "The villagers in the village encountered many problems in their daily lives because there were no young people at home for a long time, so they turned to the program team for help, hoping to help them solve their problems. Therefore, today's content is to help the villagers Solve the problem and make you, me and him happy.

By the way, the program team does not provide food, so everyone needs to get it on their own and eat what they can get. "

After the bald man finished speaking, the eight people discussed how to group into groups.

Qi Shang and Qi Ling'er were naturally together, and Ming Qiang licked his face again and approached Gu Luo.

Mingli took out her cell phone and sent a message to Nan Zhu.

[Although Yourong is crazy, he only listens to flattery and does not listen to criticism: Are we in a group? 】

[188/18/18/8Handsome man: Don’t you want to pretend? 】

[Although you are crazy, you only listen to flattery and don't listen to criticism: Although you are pretending, according to normal logic, even if we quarrel, you will still lick and be in the same group with me. Isn't it normal for you not to be in a group with me? 】

[188/18/18/8 Handsome Man: I advise you to pay attention to your words when you speak (smile)]

[Although you are crazy, you only listen to flattery and don't listen to criticism: I want to be friends with you, but I don't pronounce "friend". 】

[188/18/18/8 Handsome Man:…………]

[188/18/18/8Handsome man: Press, let’s work together. 】

[Although Yourong is crazy, he only listens to flattery and does not listen to criticism:? 】

[188/18/18/8Handsome man: "Press" means that he hit the other person secretly when he agreed, so - press press press press press press press press! 】

[Although you are crazy, you only listen to flattery, not criticism: Got it, anthracene anthracene anthracene anthracene anthratron! 】

[188/18/18/8 Handsome Man:…………]

"Brother, why are you blushing?"

"hot."

"We are in an air-conditioned room."

"cold."

"..."

Is it hot or cold? Is your inverter air conditioner right?

In the end, Mingli and Nanzhu were grouped together, and Shen Qinggu and Nanlan were automatically grouped together.

Although the two quarreled in the morning, everyone was not surprised to see the result of this grouping. After all, this is the legendary——

Birds of a feather flock together, and people are divided into groups. It’s hard to separate the crazy old man and the crazy old woman!

...

The villagers came to everyone and started telling their problems.

Uncle: "My grandson is born. Can you give the child a noble name? His surname is Zhu. This is Zhujia Village."

Gu Luo's group: "Zhu Yiyi."

Qi Shang Group: "Zhu Qingyuan."

Nanlan Group: "Zhu Pingyu."

Mingli group: "Zhumulangma."

Everyone:?

Everyone looked at Nan Zhu next to them and cast a look: Don't you care about her?

Nan Zhu ignored the attention of everyone and nodded: "Zhu Zhuxia is actually not bad."

Everyone:? ?

Mingli shook his head: "It's Zhumulangma. This name is tall and big, and it is still the best in the world. It represents the parents' extremely high expectations for their children, and the beautiful meaning of hoping that their children will have the courage to climb and overcome difficulties and obstacles. How valuable is this name? Gao, you don’t need me to say more, right?”

After hearing this, the uncle who was still deep in thought handed the "Good Guy Card" to Mingli's table with bright eyes: "Okay, okay, I want this! My grandson wants to be the best in the world!"

Everyone:? ? ?

Uncle, do you really have a choice?

[In the future, after my grandson finishes writing his name in the exam, others will already have written five multiple-choice questions (laughs)]

[Although, the parents may not choose the name that the uncle likes, hahahaha, don’t worry]

[So what will be the name of the next child of Mr. and Mrs. Epilepsy? 】

【Namjagbarwa Peak (Love)】

The second villager who asked for help was an aunt.

"Can any of you help me see why the alarm clock I set always doesn't sound? No matter how I set it, it doesn't sound."

"Is Shizune off?"

"Or is the phone broken?"

Everyone took the mobile phone and fiddled with it for a long time, and found that there was no problem with the "alarm clock" function, until Mingli opened the "calculator"——

Looking at "6.30" on the screen, several people fell into silence.

[6.30 is read as six thirty, and 6:30 is read as six thirty. Because six thirty = six thirty, so 6.30 = 6:30, so the aunt did not set the wrong alarm clock! 】

[Genius, leave the hospital! 】

After Mingli helped adjust it, the aunt praised her repeatedly: "You young people have to be the ones to solve such a difficult problem!"

The woman smiled modestly: "Thank you for the compliment. After all, we are queens of balls, not queens of completion."

...

The eighth villager who asked for help was a child, and he came to everyone wearing an Ultraman mask: "In the name of Ultraman, I want to ask you something!

Well, I got news that a total of nine monsters have descended on the earth, ready to wreak havoc on our home, especially to physically and mentally destroy and torture teenagers!

Because, in order to protect the flowers of our motherland, we should join forces to destroy these nine monsters! I wonder if everyone can help and protect the flowers and the earth together? "

Mingli looked at the young man with interest: "If I guess correctly, these nine monsters are called Chinese, Mathematics, English, Physics, Chemistry...?"

The young man nodded excitedly: "Did you know about it too?!"

Other guests suddenly realized: "You want us to help you with your holiday homework, right?"

"You should complete your homework by yourself." Ming Qiang frowned, "We will help you with your homework this time, but what about the college entrance examination in the future? How can we help you? It's not that we don't want to help, it's just that we can't help."

The young man turned to look at him: "It's easy. You give me all your money, and then you can use it as a cow or a horse for others to raise me for the rest of my life! This way I don't have to go to school or take the college entrance examination. Aren't you going to help me?"

Mingqiang:? ? ?

[Logically, there is no problem]

[Morally, there is no problem]

[Financially, there is no problem]

At this time, a middle-aged woman chased her while swinging a broom and shouted: "You bastard, stop for me..."

The Ultraman boy looked back and ran away in a hurry: "If it doesn't work this time, forget it. Next semester...no, I'll let you know when the monster comes again next time!"

Everyone: "..."

Nan Lan laughed loudly: "Children today are so bold. They are not afraid of being discovered by the teacher."

Mingli snorted: "Why do you think he is wearing a mask?"

[It looks like I’m wearing a mask, but I’m actually taking off the mask! 】

A shout came from not far away: "Zhu Zhuxia, you damn boy! Today I--"

Shen Qing's eyes narrowed: "Okay, now the teacher of classmate Zhu Zhuxia should know about his student's glorious deeds of finding guests on the show to help him with his homework."

……

All morning, everyone has been helping solve various "problems" of the villagers, big or small:

Some ask them to help with cleaning, plowing, feeding pigs, etc.; others ask them to help regulate relations with neighbors and collect debts; and some even ask them to help check whether their wives are cheating on them.

Everyone:?

You really don’t treat us as outsiders, but you also really treat us as cows and horses!

-

After helping an aunt drive chickens, ducks, geese, and cows, Mingli and Nanzhu were left to have lunch.

While waiting for the meal, Mingli posted a photo of Nanzhu cooking in front of the stove to Weibo.

[Mingli V: Comment on the newly recruited male chef, she is not a glass-hearted person (picture)]

Mingzhu CP locked me up: cute, I suggest you let him stay and feed you at night (love)

Internet introvert i: cute, I suggest you let him stay and feed you at night (love)

The little goblin is watching sex: He’s so cute, I suggest you let him stay and feed you at night (love)

Mingli V:? ? ?

Mingli V: Please be sensible, please don’t let others trip over the panties on the floor as soon as they come in. If you don’t know, they think I am a wholesale market for panties (smile)

The first reason for Li Zhi fans: clean up the page immediately! Evaluate the newly raised plants, don’t be shy——

High moral psychosis: evaluate the newly bought clothes, don’t be arrogant——

If you have the ability, come and tease me: evaluate the new car you bought, if you don’t have a glass heart——

I am the warm fresh shit in winter: a new pet, evaluate it, don’t be glassy——