[As expected of Mingzhu CP, it comes with its own BGM]

[Why are you silent? 】

[Madam, speak! 】

[Mr. Epilepsy, speak! 】

[I know, because the two of them were born without vocal cords (love)]

After everyone arrived in the village, the director finally figured out the final development route of this show——

No.

As long as you can pass the trial, so be it.

After all, no matter how many rules you set, you can't contain this group of people, so you might as well learn to let go!

The director raised his head to the sky at a 45-degree angle, clenched his fists, and cried alone: ​​"There is a kind of love called letting go. Giving up for love lasts forever..."

Be tolerant to diversity, tolerance is a virtue! Eight big words, keep them in mind!

"Director, why do you look so sad? Are you wearing black stockings or white stockings when you are thinking about women's clothing? Don't worry, you have one leg in black stockings and one in white stockings, just wear both."

"..."

The bald man covered his chest and kept thinking silently in his heart——

Be tolerant to diversity, tolerance is a virtue!

He smiled: "Everyone is back? When you come back, let's play a game to decide where to stay tonight. Considering that everyone didn't sleep well last night, the program team has upgraded the accommodation today to ensure that everyone can sleep. Clean and tidy room and bed!”

Mingli: "We have a clean room and a bed, but we won't be able to sleep with several people together, right?"

The director nodded, "Yes, there are three types of rooms, single rooms, double rooms, and quadruple rooms.

The single room has a double bed, the double room has two beds, and the quadruple room has two bunk beds. Each room is the same size, so it is up to everyone to fight for what kind of room and bed they can enjoy. "

"Do we have to live in separate rooms? Can't several of us guests and all the staff of the program sleep standing in the same room?

In this way, you only need to turn on an air conditioner, which saves energy and reduces emissions. You are not afraid, and you can still chat a little. "Mingli was a little confused.

"Is it possible that dozens of us would not be able to lie down in one room?"

Mingli nodded: "That's why I said 'station'."

director:"……"

Can the words "stand" and "sleep" be used together? !

[I cried to death, she even paid attention to the details in word choice! 】

"The game is very simple. I have placed seven boxes in this yard, which contain room tickets for single rooms, double rooms, and quadruple rooms. Everyone can stay in whichever room they find. If you don't want to live in this room, you can continue to look for other rooms. Boxes can also be discussed with other guests.

In short, it is entirely up to everyone which house they will live in in the end. Do you have any other questions? Don't ask questions like where the box is. "

Nan Lan asked: "Director, 1+2+4=7, right? Then there are eight of us, where can the other one live?"

"Those who haven't received a room ticket will live in the pigsty. It just so happens that the pigsty tent Mingqiang lived in yesterday hasn't been moved out yet."

Ming Qiang: "..."

There was no need to emphasize his name repeatedly, as if he was pressed into a cesspool and humiliated over and over again.

As soon as the game started, several people scattered.

The scope is the yard in front of you, a three-story small building + a small bungalow for raising livestock + a small yard.

The others went into the house, while Mingli stayed outside.

She slowly opened the lid of the water tank and took a look, then lifted the seat cushion of the battery car to take a look, and finally lifted the director's hat to take a look.

nothing.

director:"……"

"What are you doing?!"

"Let me see if you have any in your hat."

"How could I have that in my hat?!"

"What if? You said the range is in this courtyard, aren't you also in this range? The most dangerous place is the safest place, it's not wrong for me to think about it more, right?"

"..."

His tolerance is great!

"Don't be afraid when something happens, do it with confidence and boldness, and leave the rest to retribution." Mingli patted the bald head and put his hat on, "When you reach my age, you will understand this truth. "

"..."

He is great!

Mingli walked to the duck pen and said, "Yatou, have you ever seen these people hiding anything?"

A duck replied to her in the middle of his busy schedule: "What's that?" never seen it…

"Ga" I heard that Sanya's son went to work outside. I heard that it was Zhou Heiya...

"Ga" Zhou Hei Ya? I heard that it is a big chain company. I wonder if they will go home for the New Year holiday this year.

Mingli: "..."

It’s not about whether you have time off to go home to celebrate the New Year, but whether you have the life to go home to celebrate the New Year!

She came to the chicken pen and said, "Sister Chicken, have you ever seen..."

"Have never seen it before, three cakes!"

"Hey!" That's nonsense!

Mingli glanced at it: "No, it's going to blow up! Every family will pay full compensation!"

After saying that, he quickly slipped away.

She came to Dabai again: "Brother Dog, have you seen this group of people..."

Before he finished speaking, Dabai picked up the broom and began to sweep the floor, cursing in his mouth: "Sweetie, who pulled this shit?"

Mingli: "..."

Forget it, she should rely on her own intelligence. After all, people can't always rely on others, sometimes they have to rely on themselves.

Small room ticket, take it!

The woman immediately came to the living room and bowed three times to the Bodhisattva enshrined on the wall:

"I hope Bodhisattva will bless me to find room tickets easily and quickly. If my wish comes true, I believe that I will have a balanced diet of meat and vegetables throughout my life..."

Guests searching in the hall:?

Hey, you look like an idiot to them looking for boxes everywhere.

But fortunately, she was just talking.

"Eh?"

The sharp-eyed Mingli glanced behind the Bodhisattva statue, stretched out his hand and slowly took out a small black box half the size of a palm, opened the box, and a card with the words "Double Room" came into view instantly.

Guest next to you:? ? ?

Everyone from Nanlan came over: "No, is this okay?"

If you look like this, they are really stupid if they haven't found anything after searching for a long time!

Mingli said excitedly and gratefully: "Thank you Bodhisattva, the believer has another wish!

I hope Bodhisattva can bless me with prosperity and wealth throughout my life.

Get something for nothing and enjoy the success; receive salary for nothing and reach the sky in one step!

The last wish of the letter girl is that a handsome guy with 188/18/18/8 will come to me so that I can play with him. "

She bowed three times to the Bodhisattva, and as soon as she raised her head, she caught a glimpse of Nan Zhu coming out of the room behind her.

The two looked at each other.

Mingli waved his hand quickly: "Bodhisattva, you don't want this, Dama!"

Nan Zhu's eyes were confused: What's going on? What do you want?

Nan Lan came up and explained kindly: "She just asked Bodhisattva for a man, but when you came out, she said she didn't want you."

Nan Zhu: "..."

Ah,

joke.

If she doesn't want him, does he want her?

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