After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

At eight o'clock the next day, everyone was woken up by a loud rattling sound.

It's so big that it feels like I slept in a duck pen.

Everyone looked outside and saw that the staff was holding the trumpet in front of the duck and chasing the duck.

The sound of a duck quacking came from the loudspeaker.

Everyone: "..."

Divine gold!

In everyone’s ears, it’s still “quack, quack, quack”

In Mingli's ears, it became "Perverted, perverted, perverted, perverted!"

The woman who had not slept enough took a deep breath and slowly opened her eyes: "Why am I not dead yet?!"

"I don't know if you're dead or not, but you're crushing me to death."

Mingli:?

She turned her head and found that both of her legs were pressing on Nan Zhu.

The seat next to it is already empty, Shen Qinggu should go and wash up.

Mingli's eyes moved up to the man's explosive red hair: "Hey, Zhuangzhuang's mother is here, why didn't you say something?"

"..."

At this time, the door was suddenly opened——

"Why don't you two get up? The sun is..."

When Nan Lan saw the overlapping figures in the room, his words stopped abruptly, and then he closed the door silently and considerately with a face that was about to burst from laughter: "You guys play first, don't be in a hurry."

Mingli: "..."

Divine gold.

Nan Zhu shouted: "Nan Lan, have I ever told you that you have to knock on the door when entering someone else's room???"

Nan Lan said through the door panel: "Private Marseille, brother-chan, I didn't mean it! You two have fun and work, I won't disturb you anymore!"

"You can't speak well with a long mouth, can you?"

"It's not like you ever spoke well.

We are half-weighted, and we don’t laugh at a hundred steps at fifty steps. "

"..."

While the two were arguing with each other, Mingli silently raised his legs and moved his position.

How did you sleep? After taking it, you slept on someone else's body? These two legs are so greedy!

Fortunately, only the lower body ran over. If I slept for a few more hours, wouldn't my whole body be on top?

Feeling a light touch on her body, Nan Zhu turned to look at her, with a bit of resentment in her eyes: "Why, you ran away after playing?"

Mingli:?

"Brother, we are innocent. What do you mean I run away after playing? How did I play with you?"

"You held my hand. Holding my hand will lead to pregnancy. You won't be irresponsible, right?"

"???"

Mingli looked at the man in disbelief, right? Brother, you can say such things?

You are really...

"If you can really be born from the belly, I can raise the child, right!?"

"what about me?"

"I'll raise it too."

"You wait."

"Don't you like me?"

"Although I don't like you, I have no choice but to follow you since I'm pregnant with your child."

"Nan Zhu, don't be crazy."

He didn't sleep at night and secretly went to a mental hospital to study for a doctorate degree behind her back, right?

"I'm serious, I can already feel the child kicking me." He lowered his head and put his hand on his abdomen.

"If you don't believe it, take off your clothes and let me touch it to see if it's really there."

"No, the baby will catch a cold. Unless you tell me what you were thinking about in the early morning."

"I told you, didn't the child catch a cold?"

"I know, my heart will feel warm, and my baby will also feel warm."

"The chat is paused. I got up and went to blanch the water." Mingli stood up and left.

Nan Zhu raised his head and stared at her, and asked quickly: "Chatting with me makes you dirty? Otherwise, what are you hiding from?"

"Mr. Madam."

"Madam."

-

When everyone gathered in the yard, the director found that Qi Shang and Qi Ling'er were fine, but the eyes of several others were more or less dark and green: "How did everyone sleep last night?"

Nan Lan: "It's okay."

Although my body didn't sleep for long, my spirit was satisfied.

Qi Ling'er: "It's okay."

It was when I woke up this morning and saw the message in the mobile phone group that I was shocked to this day.

Shen Qinggu: "Not very good."

There are too many things going on between the two of them.

[Why do Mingli Nanzhu and Brother Shen have dark circles under their eyes? Didn't they sleep well at night? 】

[Dianpo and Jiaojiao were doing it next to them, and they were so loud that they disturbed Brother Shen. Two people did it all night, and one person listened to it all night, so they didn’t sleep well, so they all have dark circles (love)]

[Open it up as soon as you come up, you are worthy of being a loving sister]

[After all, everyone is very busy these days and doesn’t have much free time. If it’s not a Shitu fanfic, don’t waste time by posting messages (love)]

【Double kill】

Ming Qiang, who said nothing, looked ugly, and Gu Luo was not in good spirits either.

After Gu Luo left yesterday, she did not return to the pig pen. Instead, she found the program team and asked them to arrange a place for her to live.

Even if I beat her to death, she wouldn't be able to live in that kind of place.

Although Ming Qiang slept in a tent, the stench from the pig pen and the intermittent sounds of pig noises prevented him from falling asleep peacefully. He would usually be woken up after a short sleep, and he slept intermittently until dawn. Frequent urination and inconsistent urination are both difficult to deal with.

Ming Li: "It rained suddenly in the middle of the night. Director, you deserve death."

The bald man rubbed his head in embarrassment.

The weather forecast said no rain, but who knew it suddenly started to rain a little in the middle of the night? He didn't expect that otherwise it would be impossible to find an "open-air" room for the guests.

"Sorry, this is for the program team."

"I'll forgive you if you wear women's clothing."

"I'm deaf. I didn't hear what you said."

The staff took the speaker off the duck's bill, leaned forward and shouted:

"Director, Teacher Mingli asked you to wear women's clothing, a black silk wig, and pure sex makeup, and then dance in a girl group dance. After that, he asked, 'I am a little wild cat, when will you go home? Meow~' forgive you!!!"

Baldhead:? ? ?

Why fill in the details yourself?

[My bald head is sweating profusely, hahahaha]

Mingli smiled and nodded: "Yes, that's what I said."

"I don't remember it being like this..."

"You remember it wrong. That's what I said. You can question me, but you can't question my Qingbei loss student's IQ."

The director was slightly surprised: "There were no lives lost in the Qingbei?"

"I scored 600 in the college entrance examination. Tsinghua University and Peking University didn't admit me. It's their loss because they missed out on the 15% off offer to admit me."

"..."

[I’m different, I offer a bigger discount, Qingbei missed out on the 30% off offer to admit me]

[Qingbei missed the special discount of 50% discount on my admission]

[Qingbei missed the bankruptcy discount that offered me a 10% discount]

"Today's task is to role-play rural life experience, of course! The program team gives the script and roles. The guests can play but they can't break away from the roles. Don't make random changes and create people everywhere!"

Nan Lan poked at Mingli: "The director has chosen you. He is obviously trying to suppress you."

Mingli sighed: "There's nothing I can do. I'm not going to be recognized for my talent, and I'll be jealous of others."

The director pretended not to hear the two of them whispering: "Everyone draws the scripts and chooses the roles."

Mingli won the role of "Gou Sheng". The above introduction to this character: Gou Sheng, 22 years old, son of the village chief, domineering and yandere, secretly in love with Cuihua.

Mingli: "..."

A bitch, a domineering boss, and a yandere.

How are these three words connected together?

[What a ridiculous setting]

She looked at everyone: "Who is Cuihua?"

Nan Zhu next to him raised his eyes: "I am."

Mingli: "..."

Program team, what are you doing! ?

She took the script in Nan Zhu's hand and took a look——

Cuihua: 20 years old, a famous little beauty in the village, with a lively and cheerful personality, and many suitors, including: Ergou, Dahuang, Facai, Qiangwa...

Mingli frowned: "Are you so popular among the village dogs?"

Nan Zhu: "..."