After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

Regardless of pigs, dogs, chickens or ducks, Mingli, who can tell the reason just by looking at him twice, immediately became a top student in the eyes of the villagers as "young, beautiful, smart and friendly, knowledgeable and capable of everything".

The uncle praised: "The little girl looks like she will have a great future!"

Mingli was about to agree with a smile, but a familiar male voice came to his ears——

"Uncle, don't spread rumors."

Mingli: "?"

Fuck her naked!

And the aunt was moved: "Little girl, you are so young, do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like aunt to introduce some to you?"

Mingli smiled kindly at Auntie: "Not now, but I have killed a few in the past."

The aunt who was about to talk about matchmaking said: "?"

She sneered twice, whispered "Okay...okay..." and then stopped talking.

[Thank you, I’ll just say that next time I’m asked]

[There’s nothing wrong with it, my ex should be as good as dead (love)]

Everyone walked back.

Nan Lan sighed with emotion: "To be honest, your ability is quite powerful. I wish I had it too."

"Although you don't have this ability, you have money and status. God has closed a door for some people..."

"Will it open a window for them?"

"No, I'll close all the windows for them too."

"?"

"Because it has to have air conditioning on."

"..."

[That’s right, God intends to suffocate us to death (love)]

[It doesn’t matter, I will die on my own]

As soon as everyone returned to the camp, they saw the director lying under the shed and falling asleep with the fan blowing on. Everyone was sweating on their foreheads from walking all the way: "..."

What a shame for such a lazy dog!

Mingli sneered: "Let me just say that energy is conserved in this world."

"Ok?"

“Our momentum translated into directorial incompetence.”

"!!!"

The guests and even the surrounding staff silently gave Mingli a thumbs up.

Correct, pertinent, forget it later.

[In the same way, the motivation of employees is also transformed into the incompetence of the boss (laughing)]

Nan Lan was having fun, and his face was full of excitement: "Why don't we play tricks on the bald head?"

Mingli frowned and tutted: "Can I do that immoral thing? You go ahead."

"Also...huh?"

You can't do immoral things, just let me do it, right? ?

While the two were talking, the director suddenly woke up from his nap.

He was sleeping well, but suddenly he had a nightmare - he was driving a car on the grassland and humming a tune. Suddenly, a two-headed snake that was thicker and bigger than the car suddenly jumped out and lifted him into the air with the car. .

Two snakeheads, one is Mingli and the other is Nanlan! ! !

The bald man raised his hand to wipe his face, then wiped the top of his head, and then the back of his head, giving his head a forced massage:

"Everyone is back? If you have enough lunch break, let's start the afternoon activities.

The afternoon is the time for you to compete for the night’s accommodation. If you don’t seize the opportunity, you may have to spend the night with the pigs or go to the rooftop to feed the mosquitoes, so please be sure to complete the task well~”

Nan Zhu: "Don't waste your time, Tian Qian Wu Zao, let's start directly, okay?"

"The first mini-game is to test everyone's innovation ability - adapting ancient poems. The staff will vote and choose the accommodation based on the number of votes."

"Can any ancient poetry be used?" Consultant Shen Qing asked.

The bald head nodded: "Well, everyone can adapt it freely, in any direction, literary, artistic, humorous, etc. The main thing is to compete with everyone's innovation and reaction ability."

He gave everyone five minutes to think, and everyone wrote their own adaptations on the cards.

When the time comes, everyone shows what they have written down.

Ming Qiang: "One inch of time is worth one inch of gold, three inches of time is worth one xin."

[Good nonsense literature, right? 】

Qi Shang: "There are tens of millions of houses in Guangzhou, and there are ten million houses in Guangzhou."

[You can’t tell, but the mute brother usually surfs the Internet]

[He is mute, not blind]

Gu Luo: "It's been ten years since I've been living in cold weather, so I might as well be able to pretend."

【Who is involved? 】

【Point yourself (love)】

Qi Ling'er: "You don't wake up when you sleep in spring. Mosquitoes bite you everywhere. The sound of wind and rain comes at night. How many mosquitoes are there?"

As she finished speaking, the girl expressionlessly flicked away the mosquito that flew onto her arm.

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha good timing]

Shen Qinggu said: "At night, I suddenly heard flowers and rain, and the whole house was shocked."

[The original sentence should be "I came across the ridge at night and suddenly heard rain, and today the stream is full of flowers."]

[As expected of me, Brother Shen, I have the strength! 】

[The height has increased directly! 】

Nan Lan: "I'm going crazy with my talk, and I'm the fastest to get to the cafeteria. I'm the one who eats first."

[Okay, okay, this is good, this is the best for me! 】

[Thank you, I experience it every day]

[When I was in middle school, I rushed to the cafeteria; now I’m in college, and I’m still sprinting to the cafeteria (laughing)]

[It’s okay, you can still sprint to the canteen after work. This is the unbreakable bond between us and the canteen! 】

Nan Zhu: "My heart illuminates the moon, but the moon shines like a pig's brain."

[I originally used my heart to illuminate the moon, but the moon is a donkey]

[I originally wanted my heart to illuminate the moon, but now it’s daytime]

[I understand, don’t say anything anymore, just lock it up with my blessing]

[I understand, don’t say anything else, just go to bed with my blessing (love)]

Mingli: "The male idols deceived me about my beauty and powerlessness, and openly carried me into the house. My lips were burnt and my mouth was dry. I sighed again and again. When I was done, I leaned on the bed and sighed."

Everyone turned to look at her: "???"

The woman bowed her head shyly.

Literary art and comedy are already there, so if she goes in a different direction to increase the diversity of content, is there any problem?

Nan Lan clapped excitedly, grinning almost to his ears: "This is good, this is good, I like this, hehe."

【I like it too, hehe】

【I like it too, hehe】

[I have always been short of love, and I really want to try the feeling of being surrounded by male models. It must be very warm and loving (shy)]

"Ah."

[Hey, someone, just take off your clothes and reveal your eight-pack abs. Aren’t you greedy to death? Do you still want me to teach you?

In this case, your wife will become my wife. After all, I am also a capable woman (showing 32 corn abs) (love)]

[Sister Ai Xing, I know you are anxious, but please don’t be anxious first]

The results of the anonymous voting by the staff came out, and Mingli received 10 votes as expected.

Of course it is not for other reasons, mainly because among the answers of several guests, this one is the most innovative, and the meaning of it is completely different from the original sentence.

And very popular.

Since ancient times, those who win the hearts of the people win the world!

沈青顾：9票；南岄：8票；齐灵儿：6票；齐商：6票；南烛：5票；明强：4票；顾落：3票。

In the end, the first place went to the blind date ie family group with 24 votes; the second place went to the mute brother and sister group with 12 votes; the third place went to Lonely Blue Moon with 8 votes, and the fourth place went to the cow and horse combination with 7 votes.

Mingli said without hesitation: "We will choose the vacant room."

Qi Linger: "Then let's choose the utility room."

Nan Lan: "Rooftop! I would rather feed mosquitoes than sleep in a pigsty!"

Gu Luo's face turned pale.

There's no way she's really going to live in a pigsty, right?