After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

"Hello everyone, I am Seo Junda~"

"..." The doctor in white coat was silent for a second. After writing "unclear consciousness, not allowed to be discharged" in the "Xu Junxiao" column of the checklist, he signaled the nurse to take the patient away.

"next."

The woman sat down at the long table.

"Name, gender, age"

"Mingli, female, 23"

The doctor asked while writing down: "Very good, I will say the previous sentence and you will answer my next sentence."

"The boat has passed the Ten Thousand Mountains."

"When I lowered my head, I saw that I was not on the boat."

"...", the man recorded [flexible thinking]

"On the knees of men——"

"Has calf and foot plus heightening insole."

[Normal common sense of life]

"Do you think it's better to go to school or go to work?"

"Do you have to choose one of the two pieces of shit to eat?"

[Normal social cognition]

"Which do you think is more important, money or ideals?"

"Do you work here because you love it?"

The doctor paused his hand and recorded [normal logical thinking with a certain degree of aggression]

after an hour.

The man smiled relaxedly at her: "Your recovery is going very well."

Mingli was noncommittal because she was not sick in the first place.

"Then can I be discharged from the hospital?"

Others who traveled through time could either go into bed and prepare to start a crematorium where they would tear out their hearts and souls while she ran away from him, or they could go through various critical moments and prepare to slap cannon fodder in the face and start a counterattack.

Fortunately for her, she was sent to a mental hospital for several days!

There is no butler who says, "Master has not smiled for a long time." There is no man who says, "Give up, I won't fall in love with you." There is no little white flower who says, "It's all my fault. It's all my fault." Not even the rich woman who said, “This is five million, leave my son!”

Nothing at all!

Working in a mental hospital from nine to five every day is just like going to work.

Equivalent substitution, so are those social animals who go to work a group of psychopaths?

After attending school for more than ten years and taking classes for several decades, it is normal for someone to become mentally disturbed.

As the saying goes - if you are a monk, you will hit the clock, and if you work hard, you will go crazy.

For Mingli, who is an orphan and has always been happy-go-lucky, just wear whatever you want. After all, where should the trash lie? Where can I dry salted fish?

What if she counterattacks?

After all, she really couldn't stand the stupid workplace in her previous life. The boss used a loudspeaker every day to promote hard work, hard work and hard work. She read so fast that she thought he was in the b-box.

I don’t want to suffer the hardships of study, nor the hardships of going to work, nor the hardships of life! Why do I have to endure hardship? I just want to eat well and enjoy the happiness of being lazy :)

Are you lucky or not? Forget it if you are not lucky, I am!

As a result, Mingli waited for three days and still didn't get the system cheat that is common in novels.

She inherited the memory of the original owner. Apart from their different personalities, the two are exactly the same in other aspects, even the small moles on the soles of their feet, and the background construction of the two worlds is the same, which can be called parallel worlds.

Wearing it, but not seeming to be wearing it (bridge beans sack, not clothes here!)

The difference is that she is an idle social worker who just fired her boss after working for two years. The original owner was a female star who was ridiculed by the entire Internet. For some reasons, she was considered insane and was sent directly to a mental hospital by her parents.

In fact, it was false that the original owner had mental problems, but it was true that he was depressed, anxious, sensitive and internally consumed. In the end, he simply went with the flow and was hospitalized for rest.

As expected of her twin sister from another world, while others were traveling to relax and recuperate, she pretended to be crazy and went to a mental hospital.

Needless to say, according to the common routine, her next task should be to clean up the reputation of the original owner and successfully counterattack! Then he kept eighteen male models, played songs every night, indulged in male sex, and never went to court in the morning from now on!

"Logically speaking, it's okay..." The doctor's words brought her thoughts back to the male model.

She put her hands on the table and stared at him condescendingly: "What, you don't want to be reasonable?"

doctor:"……"

Why do you get the feeling that you are not going to be reasonable?

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Notice that the man in front of you with ordinary appearance, figure, and temperament is named Ming Qiang, and he is Mingli's brother.

He came to handle Mingli's discharge procedures.

The moment the two people walked out of the hospital gate, a group of entertainment reporters surrounded them with guns and live broadcast equipment.

Mingli:?

She glanced sideways at the man next to her, isn't it, buddy, I have to spread the news to the outside world when I leave the hospital?

Forget it, I was discharged from the hospital due to illness or childbirth, but I was discharged from a mental hospital!

Is this something that needs to be announced to the world? Firecrackers are blasting and gongs and drums are noisy, right?

You might as well use a loudspeaker and shout everywhere, "After half a year of further training in a mental hospital, Mingli finally graduated successfully! Let us congratulate her!"

Everyone has already known that Mingli was discharged from the hospital today, and the preheated live broadcast room was crowded with millions of viewers watching the show.

It’s the same as watching dramas——

A bad drama: only dogs can watch it, but I won’t watch it; a drama so bad that it explodes: I want to see what happens!

In the same way, celebrities are generally discharged from the hospital: just go out, and being discharged from the hospital is not a funeral, so what's so good about it? ; Celebrities leaving mental hospitals: What? The only mental illness in domestic entertainment? ! Sister is here!

[Mingli is actually discharged from the hospital? ? ? 】

[Wait a minute, I haven’t surfed the Internet for more than half a year to prepare for the exam. Who is this? Is it famous? Why don’t I remember that there is this character in domestic entertainment? 】

[Mingli, a little fool on the 18th line, commits crimes with his help. Representative works: "Campus Bullying", "Rating", "Everyday Failed Likes and Hype", "Climbing into the Director's Bed (Failed Version)", "I Can Read Minds of Animals, I'm Not Sick", "One Year After Debuting, I Returned to a Mental Hospital"]

[Let’s put it this way, I was very confused at first, wandering around in my own small circle, and no one noticed me. It was only after Nan Zhu forwarded her Weibo that she was noticed by netizens, and her traffic slowly increased.

As a result, she became a bit popular but then decided not to take the right path. She started to engage in sex acts such as tying up people and climbing on the bed. It was also revealed that she said she could read the minds of animals and wanted to get herself fired.

Everyone asked her to live broadcast to prove that she could read the minds of animals, but she didn't dare. As a result, her family sent her to a mental hospital within a few days. 】

[When I saw this name, it took me a long time to remember who she was. Is she recovering from an illness? Then she won't come back, right? 】

[Of course I have to make a comeback, otherwise I could just leave the hospital quietly, why would I release the news specifically? Money in the entertainment industry is so easy to make, and anyone who has ever made it says it is easy, so who would be willing to quit the industry. Even if you are a shameless person and get scolded by others, you still have to stay here to make money. Black and red are also red.]

【Shameless people are like this (heehee)】

Entertainment reporter: "What do you think about your failure to climb out of bed? Have you reflected on it? If you hadn't done that, maybe you wouldn't be in this situation."

Mingli: "Who said I climbed into bed? I don't have a bed at home. Why would I climb into someone else's bed? Asking this kind of question, you are really an old wild dog burping - you are panicking after eating too much shit."

[Tsk, are you planning to clear your name just after being discharged from the hospital? 】

[After staying in the mental hospital for more than half a year, if nothing else, she became a lot bolder. She didn't dare to speak like this before, she was submissive and her voice was as low as a mosquito. 】

Entertainment reporter: "Then how do you explain your behavior of giving the middle finger to the paparazzi in the hospital?"

Mingli: "It has been changed, and it is no longer standing."

Entertainment reporter: "Have you realized your mistake?"

"No, I have evolved. I am standing here as a middle finger. This is my attitude towards life."

Is it wrong to give the middle finger to the paparazzi who is stalking and peeping at people’s privacy?

She didn't point Italian guns at those idiots because she obeyed the law.

Entertainment reporter: "Have you really recovered from your illness? Isn't it true that you were discharged from the hospital early because you wanted to make money? I see that your mental state is a bit worrying, and it is different from everyone else. Why don't you come to a live broadcast of the review? "

Mingli paused slightly, glanced at the crowd in front of him, and smiled brightly:

"A tadpole has a frog tattooed on his body. Are you showing off your mother to me?"

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1. It’s a ridiculous and ridiculous piece of writing. It’s brainless, nonsensical and illogical. The author writes it without thinking. Therefore, I suggest you read it without thinking. After all, reading the article is just for fun. In addition, readers with a "high moral sense" who like to go online and criticize novels into reality should not join! Because this book is probably not suitable for you because it is a book that criticizes people, talks nonsense, is sick, is immoral, and is crazy.

2. The male and female protagonists are crazy about their father-in-law and their mother-in-law, they are happy enemies, they fight each other every day, and they have a primary school chicken-style emotional line. The male protagonist has never hurt the female protagonist. I will explain it later. It is your fault that you did not see it. Writing is not about playing cards. I can't just reveal my cards when I come up. I can lay out everything, so what else can I play? What I have is not the incredible card of two kings, four 2s, four aces and a plane...

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