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Chapter 190 My dear old friend (8)
Before Li Xiaoji could let go of his melancholy, an alien spaceship with a strange shape that resembled cow poop appeared in his field of vision. His eyes lit up. The tentacle princess was here?
Indeed, an entire plane was "swallowed" by the alien spacecraft, and a group of people, like lambs to be slaughtered, were locked up in large rooms by a group of octopus-turned-spirited aliens.
The room was filled with delicacies, not the various instruments of torture they imagined. After asking, they found out that the owner of the spaceship wanted to invite them to her wedding.
The owner of the spaceship is about to marry her billionth and seventh husband, and she is the one she loves the most. She said that after marrying him, she will never marry another man again.
In order to give true love a grand wedding, the owner of the spaceship "invites" guests everywhere and provides them with good wine and food, just so that these guests can create a good atmosphere at the wedding and give true love face.
Just take it as it comes, and the guests will naturally warm up the place when it's time to be lively, stir up emotions when it's time to be emotional, and shed tears when it's time to shed tears. Well, it's definitely not for the sake of good wine and good food.
Seeing that the hero and heroine and Li Xiaoji were the prettiest among the guests, the alien soldiers cleaned them up and sent them to the beauty-loving alien princess, treating them as a bachelor party before the princess got married.
The three of them walked into the large palace illuminated by pearls and diamonds, and their eyes widened when they saw the princess sitting on the throne with tentacles all over her body and wearing a gorgeous dress made of black plastic, a rare material.
Li Xiaoji rubbed his eyes and tried to find the princess's head, but couldn't find it. Who knew that she was made up of a bunch of tentacles?
After the male protagonist saw the princess clearly, he half-knelt on the ground, raised his hands to look upwards, his eyes were sincere, and he said in a sincere tone: "My God, there is such a strange woman in the world, I will never forget it!"
The heroine was not jealous at all, because she was half-kneeling on the ground, covering her chest, and said excitedly: "God, please forgive me for making a mistake again, because I was once again bathed in the light of love and fell in love with her at first sight. Got it!"
Li Xiaoji's mind was filled with thoughts of charcoal-grilled octopus, braised squid, spicy shredded squid, and dried squid dipped in mustard. Thinking about it, his mouth watered. To the alien princess, it was a sign that he loved her miserably.
"The God of Love guided my body and mind to come here, and then my soul bumped into you. Your face shining like a diamond touched my heart. I thought, I fell in love with you!"
The alien princess said this, stood up, floated in front of Li Xiaoji, and stretched out a tentacle to him, completely forgetting that she had promised her billionth and seventh husband, and he was her last man.
Well, if the princess doesn't have three seconds of memory, where did the one billion and six husbands come from?
But the princess swore that Li Xiaoji was definitely her last man, and she would never marry anyone else except him. He was the only "exception".
Seeing this, the male and female protagonists couldn't help but look at Li Xiaoji with some jealousy, and chanted: "God of Love, please save my soul, my body and mind, and don't let the goddess of jealousy confuse my reason..."
Li Xiaoji smiled and spun around on the spot, dancing and singing, "My sweetheart, please forgive me. I already have love and must let you down..."
"My sweetheart, tell me who you love. I can slice her into cold slices, or tear her into strips and steam them, as long as she is no longer an obstacle between us."
The alien princess also followed Li Xiaoji's example and spun around in circles, and soon jumped to his side and hugged his waist.
Li Xiaoji stepped on the dance steps, flying up to the sky with her left foot and her right foot. Her eyes were on the heroine, and she instantly shed tears, not out of fear, but out of joy.
"Ah, with the sun, moon and stars above, my lover is so in love with me. It makes me humble and ashamed. I have nowhere to escape and can only bear such a strong love!"
The male protagonist looked at the female protagonist and then at Li Xiaoji with a moved expression, and said, "By the gods and Buddhas above, please open your eyes and look at this couple. They are so in love, how can they be separated?"
The alien princess was so moved by true love that her tentacles all over her body began to shed tears, "Oh my God, there is such pure and sincere love in the world. I really envy it. It would be great if I could touch even one of it!"
"Of course you can!" The heroine flashed in front of the alien princess, hugged her, uh, hugged one of her tentacles, and said, "We can live together!"
"Yes, for the sake of love, the God of Love will forgive us who are struggling in the sea of love with nowhere to escape, and the goddess of fate will also give in to our love!"
The male protagonist said, hugging the other tentacle of the alien princess, his hot eyes made the princess' heart beat. True love comes first, and the God of Love will forgive her greed.
Li Xiaoji blinked her eyes, clutched her chest, and shed two hot tears. She stepped on her right foot and turned her left foot three thousand degrees.
"God, please forgive me for my selfishness and greed, please forgive me for my passion and love-mindedness. Who makes me unable to let go of any of these beautiful and innocent people?"
The next second, the hero and heroine and the alien princess hugged Li Xiaoji at the same time. Ah, they finally formed a family, caring for each other, protecting each other, and loving each other.
"..." The traitorous minister system clenched its fists, wishing to crush these weirdos with one punch, but for the sake of points, it had to watch hundreds of movies with some color to relieve its energy.
"But my new love, please forgive me. I just want to be the master of your love, and I don't want to become your subordinate. If I were a subordinate, once you abandon me, I will have no bones left, and there will be no love anywhere." Place..."
The atmosphere was just right. Li Xiaoji suddenly pushed the three of them away, looked up, raised a hand, and sang affectionately.
The two tentacles of the alien princess moved, as if she blinked her eyes, and said: "Dear man, please tell me what you really think in your heart, let me understand your heart!"
The next second, a big brick appeared out of thin air in Li Xiaoji's hand, the kind he had bought before. He said to the alien princess: "Dear man, please accept my challenge!"
"If you win, I will become your subordinate. If you lose, you must put my heart and my ideas first!"
The alien princess agreed and sang: "This is called love. You and I should be equal and friendly when we are in love. I am willing to respect you like the starlight following the moonlight!"
Then, in front of the male and female protagonists, Li Xiaoji held a brick and beat the alien princess so hard that she screamed.
But she was extremely happy, "By God, I finally met a powerful man. He is so charming, he is such an elegant gentleman, ah, I am obsessed with him!"
Li Xiaoji raised his eyebrows, suppressed a smile, and continued to slap. As he patted, he thought of the spicy squid shreds. He realized that he had thought wrongly, quickly dismissed the distracting thoughts, and continued to beat the person.
The princess didn't know what Li Xiaoji was thinking. She held one tentacle with two tentacles, as if holding her face, and said intoxicatedly: "My true love, you are so beautiful, so beautiful. I am lucky to meet you." !”
"Please forgive me for being so depressed. The way you hold the bricks, the way you are sweating from exhaustion, every move is so beautiful, I can't stop..."
The male and female protagonists looked at this beautiful and pure scene with envy, "They love each other so much, ah, God of Love, thank you for your protection, so that we can fall in love together!"
The next second, you, the hero and heroine, put your arms around my neck, and I put my arms around your waist, and danced beautifully. Sometimes his head was on top, sometimes her head was on top, sometimes his feet flew out, sometimes Her hand dropped.
The colorful audience appeared again, applauding the most beautiful appearance of love, and the atmosphere was very warm.
After defeating the alien princess, Li Xiaoji successfully took the initiative and made the alien princess her original wife. Unlike in the original plot, the original person became her billionth and eighth husband.
Just when the atmosphere was good, the princess's billionth and seventh husband, a man whose body was made of round holes, came in and became angry when he saw the four of them loving each other and playing cards.
Ah ha ha ha ha...
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