At the beginning, I beat Lazy, and the host is cruel.

Chapter 134 A fatal journey on an isolated island*15

"Haha, you are actually the same family as the wild boar, and you are its uncle!"

Zhang Dajin grinned.

"Shit, I don't have this beastly nephew!"

Zhao Chong got up and even scolded himself.

"This beast is really good at guarding. He hasn't left for so long. He's doomed us both!"

Zhang Dajin looked at the small backpack not far away, feeling extremely heartbroken.

All the treasures he had dug for so long were broken by the wild boar, and his backpack was torn apart.

When he took one look at the broken backpack, his heart throbbed and he wished he could jump down and fight the wild boar for three hundred rounds!

It's a pity that he has such ambition but not the courage!

"What can we do? We don't know what happened to them. I have never been so excited in my life!"

Zhao Yong supported the tree trunk and stood on the branches, looking into the distance with a sad look on his face!

If God gives him another chance, he will still encourage everyone to explore.

But when he goes into the forest, he will definitely bring a long sword and a sword to send the wild boar into the cauldron.

Have a delicious meal, stew wild boar in an iron pot, and taste the taste of stewed pig in the wild.

"Me too, this time it's really a life-threatening thrill. I hope they are all okay and can come to save us soon!"

Zhang Dajin sighed and looked around.

He was hoping in his heart that he would be able to find some Ganoderma lucidum or something to make up for his losses!

"Ouch, Wocao, I feel like peeing!"

Zhao Yong stood on a branch, covered his crotch with one hand and shouted.

"Don't stand in the wind and urinate. The wind will blow all over you and it will make you horny!"

Zhang Dajin quickly climbed up and moved to the tree trunk next to him!

"Hey, get out of the way and let me stand here."

Zhao Yong raised his eyebrows and laughed mischievously.

"Why are you smiling like that? What bad idea have you come up with?"

Zhang Dajin held on to the tree trunk and moved to another branch tremblingly.

This big tree has four huge branches, which makes it easier for them to move around.

"Haha, I want to give this beast a hot bath! Hahaha——"

Zhao Yong laughed so hard that he almost couldn't hold back his urine.

"Tsk, tsk, you are really capable, you can do all kinds of damage!"

"Hmph, who let this beast sit next to me? If you don't give it some color, it won't know how powerful I am!"

Zhao Yong grinned and took out the faucet in the direction of the wild boar.

He shook his butt, shaking out wavy water jets, and the steaming urine sprinkled on the wild boar's head and body.

"Haha, little beast, quickly welcome the reward I give you!"

Zhao Yong laughed while sprinkling water, holding his breath secretly in his stomach, and pushed forward with all his strength.

"Hum hum----"

The wild boar, with its eyes closed and dozing, groaned as it was peeing.

It got up, shook the urine on its head vigorously, and groaned louder!

"Hey, the little beast stood up excitedly, my boy's urine tastes good! Haha!"

Zhao Yong put on his pants, held on to the tree trunk and laughed proudly.

"Eh--you're still a boy? You didn't see it!"

Zhao Dajin curled his lips and laughed at Zhao Yong.

"Fart, I have a lot of good friends. I just lied to this beast, why are you taking it seriously!"

Zhao Yong boasted proudly, the tips of his ears turning blood red.

"Yo-----you--ouch, shit-------"

Zhang Dajin was about to tease Zhao Yong when the wild boar suddenly hit a tree and almost knocked him down!

“Ah————Bah, bah, bah—yue—”

Unfortunately, Zhao Yong was knocked down, and the dog happened to be chewing poop, lying on top of his own urine.

The fall was so hard that his mouth was covered with blood and there was a smell of urine!

"I'm going, Zhao Yong, run quickly, the wild boar is behind you!"

Zhang Dajingang calmed down and saw Zhao Yong vomiting blood after falling under the tree.

Then he saw the wild boar turning its head and aiming at Zhao Yong, its hooves pawing the ground, grunting!

Zhao Yong didn't bother to wipe his mouth, raised his butt, got up and ran away.

The wild boar ran after him.

"Zhao Yong, run in a circle, come around quickly and climb the tree."

Zhang Dajin stood on the branch and gestured anxiously.

Zhao Yong gritted his back molars and desperately circled around several trees.

After waiting for a long time, I finally seized the opportunity and sprinted up the tree.

Zhang Dajin lay on the branch and reached out to hold Zhao Yong. The moment the wild boar rushed over, Zhao Yong finally climbed up.

"Hoo-ho---damn it, I'm so exhausted, bah bah, what a bastard, I knocked out one of my teeth!"

Zhao Yongyong panted and lay on the branch, vomited several mouthfuls of blood, and lost one of his teeth.

"It's bad luck to make you squeak! I'll go, you're so coquettish!"

When Zhang Dajin took a deep breath, he frowned tightly, covered his nose and hid aside.

Zhao Yong rolled his eyes and was too angry to speak.

The wild boar circled twice under the tree, grunted, and then found a place to lie down.

Zhang Dajin and Zhao Yong sighed helplessly, looking as if they were hopeless, and lay softly on the branches.

In their hearts, they can only place their hope on a few other people!

Wu Feng and Guandao, after a lot of effort, finally brought the two fainting people back.

The two of them returned to the room and collapsed on the ground, struggling to move.

After a bumpy ride, the two fainted people still had pale faces and no reaction at all.

Wu Feng really couldn't figure out what kind of stimulation they received, so that they could climb up the tree by themselves and then fainted so completely.

"Huh——Wu...Wu Feng, let's eat something quickly to restore...our strength! There are still...two people left!"

Guandao lay on the ground panting heavily, still thinking about the other two people.

Wu Feng took a deep breath and sat up, "Okay!!!"

"By the way, why haven't you seen the girls for a long time? I'll call the girls to come over and take care of these two people later!"

Guan Dao took the lunch beef from Wu Feng and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Girls love to look beautiful. It takes a long time to dress up. I'm probably still finishing it!"

Wu Feng had to eat a mouthful of meat and drink a mouthful of water, otherwise he would not be able to swallow it.

"Haha, we almost died, they are still dressing up, they are so drunk!"

Guandao sneered, feeling a little irritated.

"They don't know. When we leave later, let them come over and help!"

Wu Feng knew that this matter had nothing to do with the girls, so he couldn't blame them!

Guandao twitched the corner of his mouth and snorted heavily.

"Ah——————Help————"

At this moment, Kesi ran over crying.

"Ahem——————"

Guandao was startled by the shrill scream. A piece of beef slipped from his mouth and got stuck in his throat. He hammered his chest and coughed violently several times.

Wu Feng got up from the ground in shock and walked out quickly.

"Kesi, what's wrong with you?"

Ke Si burst into tears when he saw Wu Feng!

"I...I saw a snake!"

"Ahem - Isn't it normal for there to be snakes on the mountain? Do you need to shout so loudly?"

Guan Dao hammered his chest, coughed and walked out.

"Wuwu————Guan Dao, I...I'm afraid!"

While crying, Ke Si ran towards Guandao and hugged Guandao's small waist tightly!

Guandao was stunned for a moment, then pushed Kesi away with all his strength, and then shouted,

"Don't take advantage of me, you...are you afraid that you should hug Wu Feng!"

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