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"Compare it yourselves, which one your master wrote was Shi or Zhang?"

Master Yu put down his brush and pointed at the words on the paper.

Shi Tian and Shi Dao lowered their heads. Since they were illiterate, they could only look at the shape of the word. From the shape, it seemed to be exactly like the word Zhang that the Master had mentioned.

The brother and sister suddenly looked at each other. Could it be that the master was illiterate and mistook the word "Zhang" for "Shi"?

No wonder the master didn’t teach them to read.

Shi Tian said firmly: "Master, I think Master may have written it wrong. My name is Shi Tian, ​​and my brother's name is Shi Dao!"

They had their own names that day, there was no way they could have remembered them wrong!

Shi Dao also nodded: "My master's Taoism is powerful, it is normal that I am not familiar with writing. I hope the master can teach us the correct way."

The brother and sister bowed to him.

Master Yu was stunned for a moment, then quickly responded and nodded: "No problem, you two have to learn to write anyway, so start with these few words."

The brother and sister sat at the table, practicing writing stroke by stroke, and practiced Shi Tian, ​​Shi Dao, Zhang Tian, ​​and Zhang Dao many times.

If the master really couldn't read, they could also write "Zhang" as "Shi", but they couldn't let the master know that they had written it wrong and embarrass her.

The brother and sister were still thinking about helping their illiterate master cover up his shame!

Shi Yi was away for three months.

She spent a month traveling all over the world, to any place where there were people, to spread the news of the Tianshi Temple and to invite all the wise men in the world to gather at the Tianshi Temple in Qingcheng Mountain to preach and discuss the Tao.

The time is set in the middle of autumn (mid-August) one year later.

At the same time, the origin of the "Tianshi" was also circulated, which undoubtedly encouraged all those with ill intentions to get a piece of the pie in the name of Tianshi!

At that time, the ambitious people did not know what they would face in the mid-autumn of the following year, and they all began to establish sects in various places.

Shi Yi is playing the long game to hook the big fish, preparing to catch them all in one swoop next year.

Shi Yi returned to his master's sect the second month.

There was no other way. She needed a large number of Taoist books to facilitate the inheritance of her disciples.

But the time she came back was wrong!

The master’s face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and his beard was gone, as if it had just been burned!

Shi Yi inexplicably felt a little guilty: "Master, I missed you, so I came back!"

The master sneered: "I dare not let you think about it!"

Shi Yi scratched his nose: "Disciple knows that Master has been wronged, but how old is she? What does she know?"

The master was speechless.

Because Xiaoshiyi is just a few years old now and doesn’t understand anything!

He just ran out by using the shit escape!

I guess Shiyi is still waiting outside the toilet right now.

When the master thought of this, he suddenly had a terrible headache: "Okay, take it quickly and leave!"

He took a deep breath and disappeared into the library.

Shi Yi shook his sleeves, took out a sack, and then frantically picked out useful Taoist books. He did not throw the sack over his shoulder until it was full.

She was about to leave when she suddenly stopped: "Since we're here, this is a great opportunity...why don't we go and see the show?"

Shi Yi chuckled, waved his hand to hide the sack, and flashed away from the library.

As soon as she landed on the top of her master's hill, she heard Xiao Shiyi shouting, "Master! Master, why haven't you come out yet? Did you fall into the toilet?"

When the master came back, he was indeed in the toilet. He held his breath and replied, "Master, I didn't..."

Before he could finish his words, Xiao Shiyi outside shouted at the top of his voice: "My master has fallen into the toilet! Help! Uncle! Brother! My master has fallen into the toilet!"

Xiao Shiyi turned around and ran, crying and shouting as if the sky was falling.

The mountain was already empty, and the child's miserable voice was extremely loud.

The master's heart is colder than his exposed butt.

He quickly finished and walked out of the toilet with weak legs. His gums trembled and he finally couldn't help yelling, "You little bastard—"

When Xiaoshi Yi heard the master's powerful voice, his eyes widened, he turned around and shouted at the top of his voice: "Master? You didn't fall into the toilet?"

The master took off his shoes tremblingly on the spot, pointed at her and said, "Come here, come here, I will tell you if I have fallen into the toilet... Come here, come here!"

Xiao Shiyi finally realized that something was wrong and turned around and ran, shouting, "Uncle Master, Senior Brother! Help!"

"Stop!"

The master was running barefoot, not very fast, and he grimaced from time to time when his feet hit stones.

"Ahhh! Master, your disciple realizes his mistake!" Xiao Shiyi wiped the sweat from his forehead and kicked hard with his short legs, not daring to stop for even a second.

Shi Yi exclaimed: "As expected of me, my voice is really loud!"

"!"

The master's ears twitched slightly, and he turned his head suddenly and threw the shoes towards Shi Yi who was hiding nearby.

Shi Yi leaned over and said in a mean way, "Hey! I can't hit you!

"..."

The master's fists were clenched. He picked up his shoes and chased the little girl with all his might. Finally, he caught her and beat her hard with the soles of his shoes.

Shi Yi: (???) No wonder she was beaten so hard this time, it turned out she was the one who sold the sword, she deserved it.

After being beaten, Xiao Yi cried loudly and hugged his master's thighs, his eyes were swollen from crying.

Her skin was originally fair, and now her eyes were red, the tip of her nose was also red, and tears were hanging on her eyelashes, she looked so pitiful.

The master was so soft-hearted that he resisted the urge to pick her up and comfort her, and asked, "...Do you know you are wrong?"

Xiao Shiyi sniffed and said aggrievedly, "Master, I'm just afraid that you'll fall into the toilet and drown, and then I'll be without a master. What did I do wrong?"

A bump appeared on the master's forehead: "...No one can be drowned in a toilet!"

"Oh, I know now."

Xiao Shiyi hugged his master's thigh and said eagerly, "Master, next time you go to the toilet, can I sit inside and watch you?"

The master was quite pleased to hear the first sentence, but he almost went crazy when he heard the second sentence: "No! Who takes a disciple with him when he poops?!"

Unexpectedly, Xiaoshi Yi said in a crisp voice: "Uncle Master, he took me to the toilet."

"I will fill up his toilet pit tomorrow!" The master gnashed his teeth in anger and said, "Don't go to play with them in the future. Draw talismans in your room tomorrow!"

Xiao Shiyi: "Okay, okay, let's go back and have dinner. I'm hungry."

The master picked her up and put her shoes on, muttering, "Eat, eat, eat. You only know how to eat. You've almost eaten up my mountain... You can only eat one of the big chicken legs tonight."

Xiaoshiyi pursed his lips in grievance, with tears in his eyes.

"..."

Shi Yi remembered that she seemed to have eaten three big chicken legs in the end.

As if to confirm this, Shi Yi followed back happily. The familiar courtyard made him miss it so much.

Even though Xiao Shiyi caused such a big commotion in the evening, everyone in the sect was as calm as an old dog.

It was because a lot of trouble had already happened when Xiao Shiyi was first brought back.

One of the most notable events: [Repaying Kindness with Revenge]

That was the strange incident that happened on the first day she was brought back. The head master's lips were blackened by the poison and he had two dark circles under his eyes. He kept telling them: "My disciple is young and ignorant. It was not intentional. Don't say anything about her..."

In comparison, what does falling into a toilet mean?

As long as the head master is not dead, it’s not a big deal!

When Shi Yi walked into the courtyard, his master gave him a secret look and slammed the door shut.

Shi Yi: “…” If you have a small one, you don’t need the big one!

Separated by a door.

Xiaoshiyi sat happily at the table: "Master, there really are big chicken legs!"

The master said sternly, "Didn't you just learn the Spirit Fire Talisman? This is a reward for you."

Xiaoshi Yi paused while chewing the big chicken, and glanced at his beard with a guilty look: "I'm sorry, Master..."

The master sighed, "It's also Master's fault. It's okay to grow such a long beard. It should be fine. Did it scare you?"

"...Master." Xiao Shiyi sniffed and looked up and said, "It's all my fault for not being proficient in drawing the Spirit Fire Talisman and showing off. I promise I won't do it again in the future!"

"Do you still want to eat these two big chicken legs?"

"Eat, eat, eat, the chicken drumsticks are so delicious!"

"Hahaha……"

The Master's laughter spread.

Shi Yi stood outside the door listening, and unconsciously revealed a nostalgic look.

She flicked her sleeves lightly, controlling the flow of time and arriving a few years later.

The door was opened.

When the young Shi Yi walked out of the room, she was wearing her master's robes, and her bright face was smiling evilly: "This Wei Zhi dares to come to me, today I will let him know why the flowers are so red!"

She left the yard with slow steps.

Shi Yi walked into his room with familiarity and accurately took out the small notebook where he recorded the talismans.

As soon as she left the house, she heard her master snort, "You always come here in secret!"

Shi Yi appeared with a flick of his sleeves, grinning: "Master~"

She stepped forward and took her master's arm to act coquettishly, and suddenly saw the bronze decree on his body: "...disciple has something to ask of you."

Master: "You're the one who takes the blame. Why are you begging me?"

Shi Yi: "Then I won't be polite."

Master: “…”

Shi Yi: "Little Pixiu needs your decree, please give it to him."

No wonder the master said that she was his only disciple. It turns out that this is how the little Pixiu’s decree came about.

"anything else."

"Mmmmm."

"Speak with your tongue straight!"

"You accept him as your apprentice."

"What did your master say back then?" The master said with a look of relief: "You are wronging your master now. You should kneel down and apologize to your master in the future."

Shi Yi knelt on the spot, and he knelt with a righteous and heroic spirit: "What's so shameful about me kneeling to my master? It is only natural for a disciple to kneel to his master! Who dares to say anything? I can't kill him with my sword!"

Master: “…” It was so shameless that he couldn’t find any adjective to describe it.

The master raised his hand and pressed his forehead: "Even if you didn't come, I would have gone there. Who made that stubborn person pass the test?"

After years of getting along as a master and disciple and experiencing every bit of it, he no longer felt the anger he had when he first learned about the existence of the little Pixiu.

His apprentice can live the way she wants, and as long as she is happy, she can have a bunch of men to please her.

However, he still couldn't help but said sourly: "How can it be your turn to go there in person?"

"Master, be careful with your words!" Shi Yi knew exactly what her master's tone was. She was very good at coaxing people, so she immediately changed the topic: "Do you think I am such a loser? I am here to get the talisman record book so that I can pass on the Taoist teachings when I go back! I just happened to see the decree on your body and said this. I was born for the Tao, how could I only covet love and sex?" I am still greedy for money, food and fun.

The master's lips curled up secretly in satisfaction: "I knew my disciple was the most promising! He must have seduced you first!"

Shi Yi deeply agreed: "Yes, he was the one who seduced me first, and he looked like a disaster and was hanging around in front of me, and he also threw money at me. You know, I can't stand others throwing money at me the most, challenging my moral bottom line!"

The master's eyelids twitched: "How much did it cost?"

Shi Yi: "Master, it's getting late, and my disciples are waiting for me to go back for dinner!"

She flicked her sleeves and jumped into the time gate, running very fast.

Just kidding, her master is also a greedy person, she can't let him know that the roof of her house is covered with gold.

The master at the original spot: “…” The small one is not worry-free, and the big one is not worry-free either, so…how much money has been spent in the end?

*

Shi Yi returned to the Tianshi Mansion carrying a sack of Taoist books.

Three months have passed for Shi Tian and Shi Dao.

The brother and sister work very hard and make progress every day. Now they can write quite a few characters, and they are most proficient at writing their own names.

Master Yu was shocked to see her suddenly appear: "You... when did you come back? Master Zhang?"

"What the hell?" Shi Yi's eyes almost popped out: "What do you call me?"

Shi Tian quickly spoke up: "Master! Master Yu made a mistake!"

Shi Dao glared at Master Yu. Why didn't this Master listen to his advice? He had already said their last name was Shi, but he still deliberately said Zhang. Wasn't he deliberately trying to make their Master look bad? How annoying!

Master Yu was speechless for a while: "I said..."

Shi Yi interrupted him and said, "My last name is Shi. Don't give people random names."

After she finished speaking, she asked, "How are Tian'er and Dao'er teaching?"

Master Yu felt a pang in his heart, but thinking of the money she had given him, he could only suppress his displeasure and said, "The siblings are very smart and have made progress faster than I thought."

Shi Yi nodded: "Okay, you can change your teaching time in the future. I also want to teach them something."

Master Yu: "...What can you teach them?"

Shi Yi said directly: "Face reading, fortune telling, feng shui layout, talismans to summon gods, exorcism and catching ghosts, whatever my disciple wants to learn, I will teach him."

"???"

Master Yu's eyes widened: "You are a charlatan!"

Shi Yi was too lazy to explain, and just said: "I'll double the money. If you continue to teach me, stay and stop talking nonsense. If you don't want to teach me, I'll hire another teacher."

"..."

Master Yu bowed down under the doubled silver and kept silent. He was old, his son was not doing well, and the whole family depended on him for support.

Shi Yi looked at Shi Tian and said, "The Master is still the Master, you must respect him."

Shi Tian and Shi Dao immediately clasped their fists and bowed respectfully towards Master Yu.

The corners of Mr. Yu's mouth twitched twice, and he actually felt a little grateful. After all, it was not a good example to bow down for money in front of students.

He quickly returned the greeting to Shi Yi to show his gratitude.

Shi Yi waved his hand and told him to go and rest, then began to check the homework left for Shi Tian and Shi Dao.

In fact, it is just some basic talisman pen control exercises and some fortune-telling rules.

Shi Tian and Shi Dao stood nervously beside the table.

Shi Yi put the talisman record book on the table and raised his chin towards the sack: "Go and take out the Taoist book in there. You need to copy it again in the future to deepen your memory."

It took Shi Tian and Shi Dao together to lift the large bag of Taoist books and walked to the table with great difficulty.

They seriously suspected that the master was not a human, otherwise how could he be so strong!