Explosive! Xuanmen boss is rectifying the entertainment industry

At that time, Xiao Shiyi was sitting at the entrance of the cave with dirty clothes on. Even though she had an adult soul, her small body had too many restrictions.

The moment the master appeared in front of Xiao Shiyi, she was frightened and hid in the cave in panic.

Shi Yi stood outside the cave and heard voices of conversation coming from inside.

Shi Yi: “…” Suddenly I wanted to escape.

The master directly exposed the fact that Xiao Shiyi was the soul of an adult from another world, which scared her a lot.

"You and I have a master-disciple relationship. If you are willing to take me as your master, you will get what you want."

"..." Xiao Shiyi didn't say anything, but just looked at the old man with a long beard warily. Her experiences in her previous life made her trust in people extremely low.

The master drew a spiritual fire talisman on the spot, which made Xiao Shiyi's eyes light up. With this, she no longer had to rub two sticks together to make fire. Every time she made a fire, her palms would almost smoke from rubbing them together.

The master asked, "Have you considered accepting me as your master?"

Xiao Shiyi: “Is there any food?”

Master: "...Yes, you will be full."

Even though he knew a lot, at this moment, when he saw his little disciple, looked at her thin body, and the environment in the cave, he couldn't help feeling a little annoyed.

What kind of crappy place is this? How does he take care of his precious apprentice?

Xiaoshi Yi rubbed his belly and said hesitantly, "But... I still have to wait here for my Pixiu to come back. If it doesn't find me when it comes back, it will think I don't want it anymore."

The master became even angrier and could not help saying, "Why are you waiting for that beast? If it wanted to come back, it would have come back a long time ago. It must not want you anymore. Come home with me!"

Xiaoshi Yi's face turned black: "Old man, are you okay? You are having a seizure, stay away! How did my little Pixiu offend you?"

The master was so angry that he blew his beard and glared: "You... little bastard, I am your master!"

The reason why he asked Shi Yi questions outside just now was because he knew what he was going to say later. However, he didn't expect that before he could even finish his words, he would get angry about Shi Yi's current situation and speak without thinking. The key point was that he was also scolded by his apprentice Xiao Shi.

She was not happy to become his disciple, and even called him a crazy person!

This was totally different from what he had imagined of taking in a disciple!

Shi Yi leaned outside the cave and wiped his face with his hand.

The most wonderful thing about life is probably that even if you know a lot, you cannot understand how you feel before you experience it all!

For example, Xiao Shiyi, who only has memories of her past life, has been with the little Pi Xiu for a long time. She is worried that the little Pi Xiu has been caught and locked up or something has happened to him, otherwise he would not disappear for no reason.

The master suddenly scolded the little Pixiu as a beast and didn't want her anymore. Isn't that just stepping on a landmine?

For Xiao Shiyi, being reborn in a baby's body was already a life that she had been given. The little Pi Xiu depended on her for survival. Scolding it was the same as scolding her, so she must be furious!

Xiao Shiyi lowered his head, stared up at the old man, his expression darkened, and his tone was very unfriendly: "You are the old bastard! I didn't take you as my master!"

Shi Yi was a little afraid to listen any further.

Why did she come at such a dramatic time!

The master was so numb from being scolded that she was shaking all over. She told herself to calm down, saying that she was still a child... bullshit!

She has an adult soul inside her!

It feels like a volcano is erupting above Master’s head.

Shi Yi had no choice but to bite the bullet and sneak into the cave. He patted his master on the shoulder and said to him, "Master, I was ignorant when I was young..."

"You are so ignorant!"

The master jumped up on the spot, his eyes red with grievance.

Xiao Shiyi shrank back inward out of fear, his thin body shaking instinctively, looking so pitiful that it was heartbreaking.

Shi Yi tried to make amends by crying: "Dear Master, I was only six years old at that time, what did I know?"

“……”Do you believe this yourself?

The master took a few deep breaths, turned around and looked at Xiao Shiyi, and softened his tone: "It was my words that were unpleasant to hear just now, please don't misunderstand, I just feel bad to see you living in such a shabby environment! If I had known this, I would have come to find you sooner."

Xiao Shiyi stared at him with his eyes wide open, without saying anything, but his eyes clearly said: "What on earth do you want to do, you old liar?"

Shi Yi muttered beside him: "Six years old, six years old."

"..."

The master closed his eyes. There was nothing he could do because he had offended the child with his words just now.

He pinched his beard and looked at Xiao Shiyi again: "I was wrong just now. I know who the little Pixiu you mentioned is and can help you find him."

Wait?

I don't remember this sentence.

Shi Yi put his fingers on his temple and took two steps back. He felt a picture with golden light rushing out in his mind.

She looked at her master and Xiao Shiyi and discovered the deleted versions of their memories.

Xiaoshiyi's guard did not decrease, instead he asked cautiously: "What's the specific time?" (This sentence did not exist)

I was cheated by Hou Tu Niangniang a few days ago. I agreed to help her find a little Pi Xiu, but it disappeared as soon as it entered her eyes!

Now an old man comes and claims to be a master and can help her find the little Pi Xiu. It looks suspicious no matter how you look at it!

The master said calmly: "When you find him depends on when you have mastered the Dao of the Great Way." (No)

Xiaoshiyi: “What do you mean?” (No)

The master put one hand behind his back, stroked his beard and said slowly: "I am proficient in all kinds of Taoist methods, such as face reading, fortune telling, feng shui layout, exorcism, ghost hunting, and summoning gods to fight. No matter which one you want to learn, I can teach you." (This sentence has)

Xiao Shiyi: "You want me to learn and find it myself?" (No)

Master: “That’s right.” (No)

Xiao Shiyi: "...Why did you choose me?" (Yes)

Master: "You have the Six Paths of Reincarnation Eyes, and you have also been favored by the Queen Mother of the Underworld. I was fortunate enough to receive guidance from the Queen Mother of the Underworld. You and I are destined to be master and disciple." (Yes)

"Don't be my teacher, I haven't agreed yet!" Xiaoshi Yi was very concerned about the title, she asked: "Are you a god?" (Yes)

"Master... I am only your master in front of you, and my other identities are not important!" The master changed his words depressedly and waved at her: "Come out quickly, if I want to hurt you, you can't hide at all." (Yes)

"..."

Well, that spiritual fire talisman alone is enough.

Xiao Shiyi came out from the corner reluctantly.

She looked at the old man with a long beard and asked hesitantly: "When will I be able to learn it?" (Yes)

Master: "With your talent, you will be famous in less than ten years." (Yes)

Xiaoshi Yi almost vomited blood: "Ten years! Are you sure that the little Pixiu hasn't been skinned and boiled into meat soup in the past ten years?" (No)

"I'm sure there isn't." The master stroked his beard, his tone a little heavy: "If you don't become my disciple and learn the Dao, then I can tell you now that your little Pixiu will definitely die!" (No)

Xiaoyi’s face was slightly pale.

Master: "So, do you want him to die or live?" (No)

"I...I don't want him to die..." (No)

Xiao Shiyi looked at the old man in confusion, and when he nodded in satisfaction, he added: "But I don't want to be your disciple either." (No)

Master: “…”

This master-disciple relationship is probably a bad fate.

The master's face turned cold, and he quickly cut to the point: "It is true that you and I have a master-disciple relationship, but your memories of your past life are not beneficial to your cultivation. If you want to become my disciple, I must use a spell to seal your memories of your past life." (Yes)

Xiaoshi Yi is just a kid, but her mind is clear. She stared at him with wide eyes: "Didn't you ask me to be your disciple? What are you asking for?" (Yes)

The master was speechless.

It was all because he was bewitched by Da Shiyi's heyday, so he felt so distressed when he saw Xiao Shiyi's miserable appearance. In fact, Xiao Shiyi didn't know him at all, and he felt so distressed like a bad old man with ulterior motives!

The master had a sullen face and said, "It's up to you whether you want to be my disciple or not. It's also up to you whether the little Pixiu lives or dies." (No)

Xiao Shiyi: "Bow, is it not okay for me to bow? Master, Master!" (Yes)

Shi Yi: "..."

She put down the fingers that were against her temples, and the power of Hou Tu Niangniang floating above them slowly merged into her fingertips.

So, she cheated and erased the conversation about the little Pixiu while helping her master complete the sealing spell?

Shi Yi clenched his fingers into his palms, suddenly getting tired of the feeling of constantly patching up loopholes, and the strength around him began to fluctuate slightly.

"Everything in the world is suffering, and your preference is salvation. This is true for you and me, and for you and him." The image of Hou Tu Niangniang suddenly appeared in her body, and her voice was as soft as the sunlight blowing gently, bringing endless comfort.

Shi Yi put the tip of his tongue against his cheek and said with a slight smile: "What do you think I want to do? Overturn the way of heaven?"

The image of the Queen Mother Hou Tu: “…”

Shi Yi sneered: "I just want to hug my little Pixiu to sleep, I have no interest in that damn Heavenly Dao."

She raised her head, but the cave above her head could not block her view of the sky.

Shi Yi said expressionlessly: "I hope this is the last time."

"..."

The only things that responded to her were the floating clouds in the sky.

The image of Hou Tu Niangniang dissipated in Shi Yi's body. Everything seemed to be unchanged, but the invisible laws of heaven and earth retreated in fear.

Heaven does not agree with this.

Heaven gave in.

Mother Earth, who created the six realms of reincarnation in the underworld, has returned completely. As long as she wants, she can break any rules and rebuild order.

Everything changes silently.

Even the master didn't notice that he had been discussing with Xiao Shiyi where the roots of the curse were.

As they were chatting, Xiaoshi Yi started to get angry: "If you block my reading and handicraft abilities, how can I learn Taoism? Doesn't Taoism require brains?"

Master: "I can use talismans to transfer your brain from studying to practicing Taoism. Not only will it not hinder your practice, but if you put all your brain into Taoism, you will be more focused on it, which will be beneficial to you."

Xiao Shiyi: "Then, then I don't need to study? Will I make a living by setting up a street stall and telling fortunes?"

Master: "With your talent and the Six Paths Samsara Eye, there are many people who would pay you a huge sum of money to come out of seclusion."

Xiaoshi Yi choked: "Then... I have lost my handcrafting ability, how can I draw talismans?"

Master: "Let me think about it, what are you best at?"

Xiao Shiyi: “…” I always feel like if I say I’m good at something, then I’m doomed.

Maybe it's because she has a good brain and learns things quickly. She has done many kinds of manual work and has also played games for others.

Games should be the most useless, right?

Xiaoshiyi made up his mind and said, "I'm good at playing games, so why not just use the game?"