Explosive! Xuanmen boss is rectifying the entertainment industry

"My Lord of Hell!"

Onizashi's eyes protruded, and he transformed directly from a paper man into a 3D figure.

【? ? ? Where did the banana come from? 】

[I blinked, why did a banana suddenly fall? 】

Forget about the barrage.

Chai Xiong's hands trembled.

Shi Yi's muttering may not have been heard in the live broadcast room, but he heard it clearly.

Even though he saw the metaphysical scene with his own eyes that night, he was still shocked by it!

Shi Yi flipped the banana, then turned around and shouted towards the forest behind him: "Brother Monkey, give me some more! Just one is not enough!"

Brother Monkey? Is it the Monkey King?

Gui Cha was so frightened that he jumped up.

Chai Xiong directly turned the camera to fall in the forest, and saw a Guizhou golden monkey sitting on a dense tree, holding a bunch of golden bananas in his hand. As if he understood Shi Yi's words, he looked arrogantly He made a "cheep" sound, then grabbed the trunk with one hand, swung down from the tree, and ran over with the banana in his arms.

【Heavenly Bodhisattva! The monkey has become a spirit! /Shocked jpg.】

[@Director Xu Ru, please tell me the script! Please, I really believe it/biting the handkerchief jpg.]

The barrages left no space for anti-fans to show off.

Soon, the Guizhou golden monkey came behind Shi Yi holding a bunch of bananas, and the live broadcast room could see it more clearly.

The Guizhou golden monkey has a gray face and light blue nose and eyebrow ridges. It looks like it has light blue blush. There are white patches on its shoulders. From the shoulders along the outside of the upper limbs to the back of the hands, it gradually changes from light gray to brown. Black, the neck, abdomen and inner sides of the upper limbs are golden yellow, the base of the tail is dark gray and the end of the tail is black mixed with yellow and white.

After seeing it clearly, Shi Yi was really surprised: "It's you. You won't follow me all the time, right? Are you afraid that I will be hungry?"

Guizhou golden monkey: "..." It just doesn't like to eat bananas. If you leave them there, they will spoil!

The Guizhou golden monkey gave a loud "chirp", turned its head arrogantly, turned sideways, and in a very reluctant gesture, stretched out the hand holding the banana, and released the banana from under its arm, as if to say "Here! I rewarded you with this!"

If it didn't have a bunch of bananas, it would really look like the emoji that netizens love to use to reach out for something.

[Pfft hahahahaha, family members, take screenshots of the emoticons and reach out for something! 】

[Brother Monkey: There are always unscrupulous people who want to harm me, but I am obviously giving you something! /gnashing teethjpg.]

[These days, monkey brothers all know how to give away food, but some men want to give away white wolves/dog heads for free]

【Wait? Shi Yi said it was you again? Could this guy be the one who peeked at Shi Yi on the swing before? /dumbfoundedjpg.]

"Thank you, Brother Monkey!" Shi Yi thanked him with a smile, his eyes falling on the Guizhou Golden Monkey. Its fur was fluffy and slightly exploded. It was so fluffy under the sun that it made people want to reach out and stroke it.

The golden monkey let out a breath, glanced at her from the corner of his eye, and tilted his body impatiently, as if to say, "Touch, touch, touch! I really can't stand you!"

Shi Yi unceremoniously stroked its soft and fluffy little head.

Just as expected, it’s really easy to masturbate!

After its mother passed away, the Guizhou golden monkey had no companions for a long time. It let out a low cry of comfort, and then froze in embarrassment. It glanced at Shi Yi secretly, and seeing that she didn't seem to notice, he quietly rubbed his head against the palm of her hand.

[Ah ah ah ah, I want to masturbate Brother Monkey too! /Dark crawlingjpg.]

[Oh my god, this monkey has double eyelids? Is there any more heavenly justice? What can I do if I have more double eyelids in this world? 】

Compared to the live broadcast room.

All the guests present were petrified.

They looked at Shi Yi and then at the Guizhou golden monkey: "..." This is an illusion!

Chai Xiong looked at it with envy on the side. He had a big, thick face, but he liked stuffed things. That was why he kept that beard. He felt particularly attractive!

"Miss Shi...can I touch it?"

Chai Xiong kept his voice low for fear of scaring the Guizhou golden monkey.

As a result, the Guizhou golden monkey, who was still enjoying Shi Yi's touch, turned around and glared at him, as if to say, "How dare you touch me, no matter how high your level is?!"

Shi Yi gently scratched the top of its head: "Don't scare people."

The golden monkey immediately tilted its head docilely and rubbed her palm again.

Chai Xiong: "..."

[Hahahaha Brother Chai made me laugh so hard, I failed to beg for sex! 】

[Guizhou Golden Monkey: You are laughing so hard, do you want to jerk off to me? /dog head]

Girls seem to be born with an inability to refuse fluffy things, especially the fur color of the Guizhou golden monkey.

Chu Feifei came over cautiously: "It's so cute."

With Chai Xiong's previous experience, she didn't dare to say that she wanted to masturbate.

Chu Ling and Li Weixi also came over. Apart from finding the monkey cute, they both kept staring at the banana.

Brother Monkey was really willing to give up. The banana he brought was a bunch with three layers in total, more than twenty in total.

No wonder it secretly took a breath after putting down a bunch of bananas, because it was really tiring after running all the way!

Gui Cha floated in the air angrily, shaking his fist at the golden monkey.

What's going on with this monkey? Isn't it most afraid of humans? Why come here now to gain a sense of presence? What is the difference between this and a third party interfering with others!

Cao Hu touched Sheng Xinghai with his arm, his eyes almost glowing green: "Banana."

Sheng Xinghai also saw it and nodded with sigh: "Yes, there are so many."

Cao Hu rolled his eyes speechlessly, then stood up and walked up to Shi Yi with a smile: "You can't finish all these bananas. Do you want to sell them?"

"!!"

Sheng Xinghai got up from the ground as fast as he could in his life and sprinted to Cao Hu: "I'll buy it too!"

Seeing that their faces were as pale as vegetables, Shi Yi raised three fingers, but before she could speak, she heard——

Cao Hu: "30,000 yuan deal!"

Sheng Xinghai: "Thirty thousand accounting!"

It was probably because Harpoon Thirty Thousand was so deeply rooted in people's hearts that the two of them became in tune.

This made Shi Yi, who originally only wanted to earn thirty yuan, swallowed his words silently, and even sounded gentle: "How many do you want?"

Cao Hu: "I want four!"

Sheng Xinghai: "I want five!"

Cao Hu changed his mind: "Then I want five too!"

Shi Yi looked at them with a dark look: "Three to one person, do you want love or not?"

Cao Hu and Sheng Xinghai quickly said they wanted it!

[Three bananas cost 90,000 yuan? Shi bitch, why don't you go and grab it? 】

[To be honest, this is an isolated island abroad... If it weren’t for recording a program, the bananas you’d buy would be your life! But if they default on their debt then, there's nothing Shi Yi can do, right? /laughingjpg.]

As a result, Shi Yi raised his chin towards the live broadcast camera: "Then tell Director Xu that the money you owe me will be deducted directly from the balance of your remuneration by the program team."

Cao Hu and Sheng Xinghai really didn't intend to default on their debt, so they said so in the live broadcast room.

If you succeed in the survival challenge, you will get a bonus of 500,000 yuan. How many 30,000 yuan are there in half a million yuan? Can you still afford three bananas?

Xie Wanwan looked at it from a distance and couldn't help but feel embarrassed. However, she was really hungry. Xia Shaoting patted her hand comfortingly and then stood up. Xie Wanwan was inexplicably flustered and grabbed his hand: "Brother Shaoting , or else..."

A trace of irritation flashed in Xia Shaoting's eyes, then he turned around and tapped the tip of her nose with his index finger: "Little fool, for you, face is nothing."