Explosive! Xuanmen boss is rectifying the entertainment industry

Shi Yi lowered the corners of his mouth and asked jokingly, "What's wrong, sister? Is the network bad? I'll adjust it for you."

"Yeah!"

Chu Feifei resisted the urge to throw the tablet away and handed it to Shi Yi.

"Then you use mine first."

Shi Yi curled up his fingers and exchanged a tablet with her as usual: "Anything."

The little zombie puffed up his mouth and stared excitedly at the bloody food on the tablet through his sunglasses.

Great, these treats are all his favorite colors!

The little zombie poked the tablet with one finger: "This, this, and this, baby wants them all!"

As he moved, sound effects came from the tablet.

Beep beep!

There is a sound of bubbles coming out!

Beep beep!

Beep beep!

The little zombie ordered many times, and the waitress was sweating. She smiled and said, "Little customer, you can order after you finish your meal. Fresh food tastes the best!"

"Okay, okay!"

The little zombie reluctantly handed the tablet to the waitress.

The waitress let out a breath.

But when she took the tablet and looked down at the menu: “???” How could this happen?

I have clicked on the menu many times, but not once did I successfully add a +1!

The waitress looked at the little zombie with a look of surprise on her face.

"It's ready!"

Li Weixi stared at the delicious dishes on the menu. He poked at them a few times, but there weren't many to choose from. He sipped his saliva and said, "It must be delicious!"

The waitress took the tablet he handed over and looked down: "..."

Scored twice.

Not a single dish that received a +1 success!

Chu Feifei also easily handed the tablet to the waitress: "Order is ready."

The waitress's fingertips trembled. Even though she had prepared herself mentally, she was still upset by the fact that there was no +1 on the result.

She stood by and stared. Every beeping sound was so clear, there was no way there was no point.

Shi Yi also slowly handed over the tablet: "Finished."

The waitress's fingers trembled again, and she was a little afraid to take it.

There was a crash.

Shi Yi threw the tablet computer across the smooth tabletop in front of her.

The waitress looked down and her head almost exploded.

How is it possible that none of them were successful?

Shi Yi snapped his fingers at her, "Miss, it's time to serve the food!"

The waitress gave everyone an awkward smile: "Please wait a moment, customers!"

She turned and walked away, her steps hurried and messy.

The door to the private room was tightly closed.

Shi Yi drew a talisman and threw it upwards.

The talisman stood in mid-air, and the golden light it emitted enveloped the few people.

Chu Feifei leaned over the edge of the table and asked nervously, "What's going on? Was that a female ghost just now?"

"Female ghost? What female ghost?"

Li Weixi looked up in astonishment, but when he saw the surroundings, his eyes almost fell out again: "Where is this?"

"...I really want to beat him to death, this jerk!"

Chu Feifei raised her hand to her forehead and looked at Shi Yi with a mask of pain on her face.

Li Weixi asked innocently, "What happened?"

Chu Feifei stared at him with dead eyes and told him what had happened since he entered the door.

Li Weixi seemed to be listening to a story, with no sense of immersion at all. His mouth trembled for a moment, and he asked, "Sister Shi, forget it. How come you are okay?"

Chu Feifei raised her chin and snorted: "Can you be the same as me?"

Li Weixi looked at Shi Yi aggrievedly: "Purple~~~"

Shi Yi rolled his eyes and said, "Do you have Sister Fei's acting skills?"

Li Weixi: “Excuse me.”

Chu Feifei raised her chin high, crossed her legs, and shook vigorously. Two words could be heard all over her body: proud!

at the same time.

The basement level of this building.

In the ink-black environment, there are countless blood vessels, like wildly growing watermelon vines, climbing on the top of the entire underground floor in a creepy manner.

There are many fruits hanging in the air on the watermelon vines, and those fruits are actually human organs.

Some of them are dull in color, some are bright in color, the only thing they have in common is that they are all red, but with different shades.

A waitress stood there, with blood-red 'watermelon vines' wrapped around her body, and soon she disappeared.

Then, with bubbling voices, another waitress appeared: "There is no menu for the customers in this private room."

The blood-red 'watermelon vine' paused in its wriggling motion, and all the fruits began to move as if they were excited, making sharp sounds: "There is no menu, so I can't cook! What are you doing for a living!"

"What should I do?"

The waitress was a little annoyed: "I saw them order it myself. Could it be that the connection is broken? Please check it!"

The organs on the watermelon vines shouted, "The whole building is in my belly. As long as a human comes in, it will be impossible to lose the connection!"

The waitress who saw with her own eyes that there was no +1 on the menu for ordering food pinched her waist and said, "If you are so good, why don't you just eat them? Why do you need a menu? Anyway, the customer ordered the food, but it was not ordered!"

"You've gone too far!"

Xigua Tengzi was so angry that he shook his organs. "It's obvious that they are eating themselves! When did I ever eat them?"

The waitress shrugged: "Where do you get the organs here?"

Xigua Fujiko: "If they have finished eating, and I eat later, it won't count as eating."

Waitress: “…”

She was too lazy to pay attention to him, so she pulled the IV tube above her head and was about to leave.

"Don't leave!"

All of Xigua Tengzi's organs rushed towards the waitress, burying her in the bloody pile of organs, squeezing her bit by bit: "Apologize to me!"

Waitress: “…idiot.”

Puff.

The waitress exploded, the organ sucked her bursting juices clean, and the vine retracted.

"How dare you slander me!"

All the organs in Watermelon Fujiko's body were trembling with displeasure.

Paji.

An organ fell to the ground and slowly turned into the appearance of a waitress. There was an IV tube connected to a watermelon vine on her head.

Watermelon Fujiko recreated a waitress and continued, "Go take the guests' orders!"

Waitress: "...Are you stupid? It's me again."

She spread her hands and said to the organ, "Kill me again."

Watermelon Fujiko screamed angrily: "Why did you eat so many organs? Are you a pig?!"

All the organs here are transported here after being eaten by customers, and the "person" generated by each organ has the personality of the organ's owner.

"Are you going to kill me or not?"

The waitress asked with a look of disgust.

She had no memory of herself being eaten, she only knew that she was a waitress, serving the "inhuman boss" in the consciousness before her, and her personality was completely different from her original body.

Watermelon Fujiko: "Get lost!"

Waitress: "There's no menu, you have to figure it out."

She pulled the drip and disappeared.

The organs of the watermelon vine hanging in the air were deformed due to anger. The liver changed color, the kidneys dangled, the spleen and lungs were inflated, and the intestines were all knotted.

The eyes, nose, and tongue were all moving around randomly, and many organs representing gender were also shrinking.

swish swish

Several IV tubes broke, passed through the roof, and rushed towards the private room on the second floor like snakes.

It wants to see why there is no menu!

The waitress returned to the store on the second floor and patted her cheongsam. The door was pushed open and a customer came in.

She smiled slightly: "Welcome to the [Exquisite Delicious Buffet... Why are you here again?"

The customer was a plump girl with a bad complexion and dark circles under her eyes. She held up her phone and said, "I have money, sister, please let me eat again!"

"No, you can't eat anymore."

The waitress frowned as she looked at her stomach, which was almost empty except for her heart. Only an IV tube was supporting her life.

This drip tube is used to cover up the truth. If a customer feels unwell and goes to the hospital, nothing unusual will be found.

The boss said that if you eat the heart, you will die completely. If too many people die at once, it will attract the attention of the ghosts in the underworld, and then the store will be closed.

"Woo woo woo woo, just give me a bite!"

The female customer looked at the waitress pitifully and said, "Ever since I ate your buffet, eating at other restaurants is like not eating anything. If you don't give me food today, I won't leave!"

She grabbed the door, tilted her head and stared.

Waitress: “…”

If you have eaten all the food, isn't it the same as not eating at all?

She nodded slightly, apologizing: "Customer, please go back!"

The female customer looked at the waitress and was a little surprised: "Where are you from? Do you have any sisters?"

Waitress: “I’m an only child.”

The female customer touched her face and said, "Don't you think we look a bit alike? I almost thought my dad was having an affair with a mistress."

"..."

Where does it look like?

She's so stupid that she's about to eat herself!

The waitress smiled and said, "Please leave, customer! We won't see you off!"

She pushed hard, pushed the female customer away, and slammed the door shut.

Soon, an arrogant howl was heard outside the door: "Ahhh! I have never seen a restaurant that refuses customers! Will you die if you give me a bite? Come out and kill me if you have the guts, or I won't leave today!"

The female customer sat down on the ground, leaned against the door, and cried loudly.

The waitress snorted, "I've used this trick so many times."

She crossed her arms, walked over to another waiter and warned, "Number 45, don't let her in next time. If something happens, the store will be gone."

"Okay." Waitress No. 45 brought a tray with bloody and steaming eyeballs on it and gave it to the customers in the hall.

The female customer outside the door didn't howl for too long. She came three times a day, went back to rest when she was tired, and came again the next day. This has been going on for quite a few days.

……

In the private room.

Chu Feifei and Li Weixi turned pale and looked at Shi Yi in disbelief.

Chu Feifei: "What did you say?"

Li Weixi: "Eat yourself?"

Shi Yi nodded: "Ordering food just now is actually a form of contract. Ordering food means you agree to it."

Chu Feifei: "..."

Li Weixi: “…”

What a great buffet, you can even bring your own food!

The little zombie blinked and asked crisply, "Then do we have any red food to eat?"

Chu Feifei and Li Weixi felt a chill down their spines and looked at Shi Yi in horror.

Shi Yi: "Don't worry, I have tampered with your tablets. You didn't order any food, so where did the food come from?"

Chu Feifei and Li Weixi breathed a sigh of relief.

The little zombie grasped the key point of Shi Yi's words and clapped happily: "Hehe, the baby clicked it himself!"

Shi Yi cruelly broke the little guy's beautiful fantasy: "Baby, you don't have any internal organs to eat, the contract will not be established, so there is no food."

Little zombie: “…” No hehe.

Li Weixi looked at his pitiful appearance with his head drooping, and rubbed his stomach: "How about I order one for the child to try?"

Shi Yi: "Are you okay?"

Li Weixi: "I see there are a lot of customers eating outside, so it should be okay to eat a little, right?"

Shi Yi did not answer but asked: "Guess why your friend pushed you here?"

Li Weixi replied quickly: "Because he has been here to eat a few times, and I heard that this restaurant has a limited supply, and you can only eat here a few times in your lifetime."

Shi Yi added casually: "Because if you eat it again, you will die."

Li Weixi took a breath and said, "Is this true?"

Shi Yi: “You can try.”

The little zombie looked up at Li Weixi, clasped his hands and bowed to him: "Thank you, uncle!"

Li Weixi: "Are you obedient? If you are, we won't eat it."

The little zombie put his hand on the red lips and poked them like he was sulking: "Brother!"

Li Weixi wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

If you give me food, call me uncle; if you don’t, call me brother.

Actually, my brother sounds very nice and his life is safe!

at this time.

Shi Yi suddenly raised his hand and put away the talisman.

Li Weixi's energetic head suddenly drooped and his eyes became blurred again.

Chu Feifei was surprised: "Why is he..."

"There has to be a real fool among us who is deceived."

Shi Yi raised his eyebrows at Chu Feifei: "This is also a good opportunity for you to practice your acting skills."

Chu Feifei: "..." I don't even want this training opportunity! /cold sweat

欻～

An extremely faint sound came from the ground, and a few blood vessels climbed up along the legs of the table.

Shi Yi said nonchalantly: "I wonder how the food in this buffet tastes?"

Li Weixi immediately responded: "Of course it is a top-notch delicacy! For example, the Flying Feather Clothes, what kind of delicacy must it be to have such a name."

A section of intestine.

Shi Yi said calmly, "Won't you know when the food is served?"

Chu Feifei heard their conversation and thought about it. Then she said, "Actually, the food called Dream Bubble is also very interesting. Is there really bubbles?"

She still remembers clearly what the lungs, blood and alveoli looked like!

"Compared to these..."

Shi Yi raised his lips, propped his chin with his hand and said, "I want to know whether "One Pillar Supporting the Sky" is an exaggeration or a documentary."

puff.

Chu Feifei's fear disappeared in an instant.

Maybe it's because Li Weixi and Little Zombie are male, so they both have options on their menus.

Li Weixi didn't think there was anything wrong with this sentence. He even added: "What a bold name for a dish!"

The IV twisted stiffly, but didn't hear anything unusual. They didn't find anything wrong with the menu, so why didn't they order?

Affected by the environment, Li Weixi asked anxiously: "Why haven't the dishes been served yet? I'm starving!"

The drip blood vessel drilled into the table top, hid in the middle of the table top, and crawled towards Li Weixi.

It had no idea that its whereabouts, which it thought were secret, were clearly visible to Shi Yi's Six Paths of Reincarnation Eye.

The soul-eating beast feeds on human souls, and it actually has the karma of nearly a thousand people on it.

Shi Yi swallowed.

What a huge amount of merit!

The drip tube was moving very fast, and it was about to bite Li Weixi's elbow which was resting on the edge of the table, and force him to sign the menu.