Explosive! Xuanmen boss is rectifying the entertainment industry
Chapter 480 Things have changed
"..."
The King of Hell was speechless for a few seconds, then he asked, "What do you want to know?"
Shi Yi folded his hands and looked at him quietly.
The King of Hell was defeated and turned back into his well-dressed suit.
He put away the Yama Whip and cleared his throat: "Ahem! If you want to ask about my clothes, the times are advancing with the times. It doesn't make sense that you are so developed up there, but the down there is still the same, right?"
Shi Yi but smiled and said nothing.
The King of Hell smiled slightly and continued, "According to the mortal world, I just changed into a new set of work clothes."
Shi Yi also smiled: "Then why did you deliberately change back into a black robe when you saw me?"
"It's definitely not intentional!" The King of Hell denied it, but then realized that he was a little too anxious, and softened his tone: "Balance is the most important thing in the world."
Shi Yi looked him up and down, and said with a half-smile: "If I had known, I wouldn't have stopped the stove from burning the ghosts. I would have let it help you balance all things in the world."
When the King of Hell heard this, he choked.
After all, Shi Yi had the evidence against the stove-eating ghost, and she had the ability to report this to the Jade Emperor, so he couldn't afford to offend her.
The King of Hell spread his hands helplessly: "What do you want to ask? As long as I know, you can ask whatever you want."
Shi Yi asked directly: "Do the past time and space of this world exist at the same time as the present time and space?"
"Yes."
The King of Hell put his hands in his trouser pockets, with an attitude of giving up everything.
The same is true for reincarnation, in the past time and space, or in the future time and space.
You may be your own ancestor or your own descendant.
Shi Yi was not particularly surprised when he got the answer.
She is very receptive, but she is not sure whether this setting only exists in this world or if it also existed in her previous life?
If she had such connections in her previous life, she would have connections both in heaven and on earth. Why had she never heard of them?
Shi Yi suppressed his doubts and asked in a suspicious tone: "But the clothes of the judge and the ghost..."
Before he finished speaking, the King of Hell began to answer: "This is really not intentional. I think your Taoism is too old, and those you summoned are all ghost messengers from the past time and space. The change of my clothes is also related to your Taoism!"
"Oh?"
Shi Yi narrowed his eyes dangerously: "You mean, my Taoism is too backward? I can only summon the 'old thing'?"
The King of Hell, who was implied to be an old man, quickly explained: "That's not what I meant!"
That was what Shi Yi meant. No matter what, she could not say that there was anything wrong with the Taoism taught by her master.
She snorted coldly, "I haven't even despised you yet, but you're despising me? Times have advanced so much, why don't you treat everyone equally? Why do you have two systems for ghost messenger reception? It's not easy to work a job when you're alive, and there are two systems after you die."
Lord Yama: “…”
If I don't say anything, you force me to say it. If I say it, you say you don't like to hear it and even diss me!
"...How about I help you recharge some luck?"
"Who cares?"
Shi Yi looked impatient. She squinted at the King of Hell and said, "Where is the person I asked you to investigate? Don't say you didn't investigate."
A trace of embarrassment flashed in the eyes of the King of Hell, and he hesitated to say, "I did check. There is a record of this person in the Book of Life and Death, but... there is only one relevant page, and there is nothing after that. It disappeared out of thin air."
This is a big bug. Even if the gods have survived the tribulation, their destination will be recorded.
At this point, Shi Yi could be completely sure that his master was wandering on the timeline of space and time. He had come to see her secretly. For her, the date of Shaqima was twenty years ago, but for his master, it was just traveling through the timeline to bring some snacks, perhaps just a matter of a few minutes.
In other words, if she wants to find her master, she has to stand on the timeline of space and time.
After Shi Yi figured this out, she felt much better. She waved her hand at the King of Hell and said, "You owe me Fuyun. Go back first. I'll find you later if I have anything to do."
Lord Yama: “…”
Who cares about what you said?
He gritted his teeth, turned around and was about to leave, but paused: "This clothing issue..."
Shi Yi looked at him coldly, as if to say, "Try to tell me that there is something wrong with my Taoism again?"
"goodbye!"
The King of Hell disappeared into the thick fog without hesitation.
Shi Yi suddenly opened his eyes and stretched himself: "Ah! The weather is so nice today!"
Chai Xiong had just finished preparing breakfast and Wei Linlin and the others were bringing the food into the house when they heard Shi Yi say this.
The result is the next second.
click-
There is lightning and thunder outside, the weather has changed!
Chai Xiong: "...Is the weather good?"
Shi Yi: "Rain is also a kind of life experience. If you think it is good, then it is good."
[Okay, okay, the level has become higher on rainy days/laughing and crying]
[Is Shi Jie in a good mood? The smile on her lips can’t be suppressed/狗头]
At this moment, the little zombie suddenly rushed out of the door, looked up at the sky with big eyes.
The fellow Taoists in the yard also looked up, curiously at the sudden change in the weather. A black cloud was approaching from afar.
“Is there rain in the forecast?”
"I haven't heard of it."
They ran under the corridor to take shelter from the rain, but it did not rain.
From the dark clouds pressing over not far away came the sound of flapping wings.
The little zombie bared its fangs and alertly made a threatening sound: "Hiss——"
Shi Yi had already come behind him and patted his little head soothingly.
Wei Linlin and the others also followed hurriedly, sticking their heads out to look outside.
The blackness was getting closer, and the sound of flapping wings was getting louder.
[Fuck, it's a bat! ]
【Ahhh, I have trypophobia! 】
In all the Taoists’ camera shots, there were densely packed bats, big and small, circling in the air, like a black cloud covering the roofs of six buildings, causing a strong sense of depression and fear.
“Why are there so many bats?”
"Where did they come from?"
The Taoist friends' faces turned pale and cold sweat ran down their faces.
Unable to bear the pressure, the Taoist friend shouted in panic and fear: "Director! I want to quit! I joined the show for the prize money, and your show is to kill us!"
However, there was no response from the director team.
It was because they couldn't hear anything over there that the microphone equipment was blocked.
And the sky outside was blue and white, without any 'black clouds' or lightning!
The audience in the live broadcast room suddenly couldn't hear any sound.
[What's going on? / Confused]
[Is the production team capable? They failed at such a critical moment! ]
Click!
Another bolt of lightning struck the sky!
The equipment came back online, and the sound returned, making a crackling and chaotic sound.
"Stupid humans!"
A deep, hoarse, unfamiliar voice came through the microphone, as if it was coming from a different channel.
Everyone looked at the camera installed in the corridor in astonishment.
Wilson hadn't realized anything was wrong yet, and thought his fellow Taoist was asking him, so he hurriedly asked, "Hello, hello? Can you hear me?"
The Taoist friends felt terrified and moved closer to Shi Yi, asking in trembling voices, "Who, who is talking?"
"Hello? It's me, Wilson!"
Wilson still thought that his fellow Taoists were asking him.
The Taoist friend ignored him and said in panic, "It must be the work of evil spirits. These bats may not even be bats!"
"We are here to participate in the show, not to die!"
This fellow Taoist was so nervous that after he finished yelling, he rushed to the yard to pack up his things: "I want to quit! I don't want to play anymore! I want to go home!"
Before he could finish packing his things, the bats hovering in the air suddenly changed direction. They flapped their wings and dived towards the fellow Taoist in the yard!
"be careful!"
"Come back quickly!"
The fellow Taoists shouted to the fellow Taoist who was packing up his things.
Shi Yi put her fingers together and quietly drew a talisman, but when she found that the bat did not pose a life threat to her fellow Taoist, she withdrew her hand.
Although the bats did not pose a threat to the Taoist fellow's life, so many of them rushed down and knocked him to the ground in an instant, covering his body and tearing his clothes.
The Taoist covered his face with his hands and screamed, "Ahhhhh! Help me——"
The fellow Taoists in the corridor didn't know that his life was not in danger. Just by looking at the bats, they felt as if they were covered by it and immediately got goose bumps.
The screen of the audience in the live broadcast room was also filled with exclamation marks.
[Oh my god! Why are there so many bats!! /horrified]
[Help! Bats look scary, a little fleshy, and hairy... My scalp is tingling!]
The group of bats tore the Taoist's clothes into shreds. Their black wings curled up together and trembled. Each curled-up bat looked like a piece of moving meat because it was soft.
click-
A flash of lightning struck, and the bats, as if receiving an order, spread their curled up wings and flew into the sky. This time they did not stay, but circled around the roof and flew away.
The fellow Taoist in the corridor ran out of the yard in shock and looked at the bat flying behind several houses.
"Why did you run away again?"
"Wait a minute, isn't that the direction of the second venue?"
The fellow Taoists were stunned upon hearing this, and thinking of the words of the master of Budde Temple, they felt something was wrong.
The Taoist friend whose clothes were torn by the bats lay on the ground and cried loudly: "Wuwuwu... I want to go home..."
Such a chaotic scene did not affect Shi Yi at all. She said as if nothing had happened: "Okay, let's eat first. When we go to the second venue, we may not be able to eat on time."
It is impossible not to eat. You have to eat even if the sky falls.
Chai Xiong, who didn't know the truth, of course patted his chest and assured: "Don't worry, Sister Shi, I will prepare three meals a day on time every day, and I will make sure it won't affect your meals!"
"..."
Wei Linlin and the others looked at Chai Xiong silently. It turned out that the extraordinary sense of relaxation came from being completely unaware of the danger.
Abbot of Budd Temple had been keeping an eye on the movements of Building 6. Although he had made up his mind to go to the second venue, he also knew that it would not be easy to catch those who were captured during the day, especially after seeing the bats in Building 6 and the sounds of the microphones and channels, he became more cautious.
Shi Yi is hostile to both him and Shi Enguan. Judging from her recent performance, she will definitely go to the second venue, so he might as well wait and see.
With this in mind, the abbot of Bud Temple took Minako Kagura to create the illusion that he had left Building 5, but in fact he was hiding near the second venue, waiting for Shi Yi and the others to enter the second venue first.
The fellow Taoists watched him leave with Kagura Minako and started talking again.
"Is Bud really going to catch the evil spirit himself?"
"What are you catching? He might have gone to save his apprentice. No one saw whether his apprentice was really eaten or not."
"Shit! What's going on now? Should I go to the second game or not?"
The fellow Taoist from Taiwan scratched his hair in annoyance.
Everyone was silent and looked at Shi Yi who was eating breakfast in the house.
Song Pashan said, "As someone who was saved by Shi Yi, if I stay and encounter danger, I will only wait for death. If I follow Shi Yi, there is at least a 50% chance of survival."
[What? ? If you follow us, there should be at least 80% chance of success, right? ]
[Be bold, 100%, these little scenes, Fellow Daoist Shi, don't take them to heart, okay? /Control]
[I think so too/dog head]
The barrage brought out many fans of Shi Yi’s Taoism in Xuanmen.
There were also Taoist friends at the scene who asked Songpashan: "Even Daoist Shi is so powerful, but he only has 50%? Doesn't that mean we will die if we go in?"
Songpashan glanced at him, raised his index finger and shook it: "No, no, no, the remaining 50% is that you should control your mouth, it's annoying to talk nonsense!"
Finn added, "It's best to take the initiative to pay the reward. After all, others are not obliged to save us for free!"
[Hahahaha, Songpashan, you two are so smart! ]
[Good guy, Shi Yi didn't save you two in vain, he even knew to introduce business to her/laughing and crying]
All the fellow Taoists present had black lines running down their foreheads.
"Before the zombies appeared, we had already spent more than 100,000 yuan, and we have also spent a lot of money on food these days!"
"I didn't earn any prize money from the last show, and my savings are almost gone. It's outrageous!"
One Taoist pointed at the fellow Taoist from Taiwan with jealousy: "They are better off than the other two. Their fellow countrymen at least got a discount, but the rest of us are all over 150,000!"
The fellow from Taiwan was originally very annoyed, after all, he was in danger again. Hearing this, he raised his chin with some pride: "Oh, or what? We are all from the same country, are you jealous?"
This sentence made the fellow Taoist very angry because he was right.
While they were discussing whether to go and whether to be paid, Shi Yi and his friends had finished their meal and had already started to clean up the pots and pans. Of course, they had to take the food with them as well so as not to waste it.
Shi Yi looked at the fish that Chai Xiong was holding, and suddenly leaned in front of Xiao Fugui's camera: "Director, director, we have fish. Next time we airdrop, buy some pickled cabbage to make pickled fish. It would also be nice to use some peppercorns to make boiled fish. Side dishes like bean sprouts... Or you can search the Chinese recipes for what side dishes you need, and get a few of them."
Wilson: "???"
No, she still served the food at this point!
"Director, I have a Chinese friend. I'll go find out right away!" The staff member said as he made the call.
Recently, because Chai Xiong cooked all the dishes, the program team was very inclined to airdrop ingredients from China, and the staff did not ask Wilson's opinion.
Wilson pinched his aching brows, unable to do anything about it.
However, when he looked at the ranking of live broadcast platforms and the popularity of topics, he found that they were firmly ranked first, far ahead of other variety shows, and he felt happy again.
After all, what could be more exciting than the fact that his first variety show became a first in the industry, or even a one-of-a-kind achievement!
Isn't it just some food? Buy it!
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