Explosive! Xuanmen boss is rectifying the entertainment industry

[No, this is such a thrilling scene, I just want to laugh hahahahahahaha]

[Well, they both proved what the old master said with their strength, they can hold someone up at the critical moment! / Died of laughter on the street]

After Xue Rang was pushed away by Wei Linlin, he nearly fell down. He staggered and almost fell into the bottomless moat. He was caught by the soil rolled up by Shi Yi and thrown into the yard.

It was extremely thrilling.

Xue Rang got up, but before he could even stand, he shouted with stars in his eyes: "Wei Linlin? Wang Heng? Liu Chuang?"

"Here he is!"

Wang Heng and Liu Chuang carried Wei Linlin, who was still standing still, into Building 6. She was still cursing, "Damn it! I still have the talisman. I'll try again, just once! Ouch!!"

She kicked her feet in anxiety.

Wang Heng and Liu Chuang carried her to Shi Yi's side: "Uncle Ancestor, please look at her!"

"..."

Wei Linlin seemed to have been muted for a moment. She hung her head and shrank into the size of a dove. She was extremely obedient.

"..."

Shi Yi pinched his aching brows, looked at their sweaty faces, and sighed: "Are you tired of running away?"

Wei Linlin raised her head and complained with a look of grievance: "The talisman I used to seal the zombies is useless against the zombies outside..."

Before Shi Yi could speak, screams were heard from outside.

"Ahhh, don't come over here!"

"No no no!"

It turned out that after the zombies missed their target, they turned to the crowd behind Wei Linlin and the others.

Everyone held magical weapons in their hands and hit the zombies, causing sparks to fly, but the effect was not great.

The zombie and the evil spirit merged together and became extremely powerful. They threw the man away and threw him into the stinky water under the artificial rockery, causing him to scream in pain.

The fellow Taoists took the opportunity to run towards Building 6, but the zombie quickly reached out and grabbed the two of them, and its sharp nails sank directly into their wrists with a sizzling sound.

The two Taoist friends' faces turned pale, and they couldn't shake the zombie off, so they raised their feet and kicked it hard in the lower body, twice.

The zombie no longer had any sense of being a human being and didn't react at all!

Some of the audience members actually closed their legs silently.

There were screams outside.

Shi Yi lifted his eyelids and took a look, a light flashed in his eyes: "Want to make money?"

This topic changed a bit quickly.

But Xue Rang and Wei Linlin got it right away.

Xue Rang rubbed his butt and tilted his head to look at the rampant zombies outside: "How can I make money? Wei Linlin's sealing talisman is useless. I don't know much about zombies."

Shi Yi raised his chin towards the zombie and said, "Take a closer look. How is this zombie different from ordinary zombies?"

Assign homework anytime, anywhere.

Several people were completely used to it and looked at the zombies intently.

To be honest, judging from the appearance, this zombie is not as high level as Xiao Fugui's parents.

They are between white-haired zombies and green-haired zombies, more powerful than white-haired zombies but not as powerful as green-haired zombies. However, they strangely have the aura and ferocity that only green-haired zombies have.

Since they were created through corpse refining techniques, it is reasonable that they used some evil techniques to enhance them.

But the problem is that they have deviated from the behavior of zombies. Even the green-haired zombies cannot walk like ordinary people with their hands and feet, let alone attack people so agilely.

They don't even rely on human breath to find people, but use their eyes to see, which is simply impossible for zombies of this level!

Wei Linlin: "Is there something inside them?"

Xue Rang: "It's a ghost!"

Wang Heng clenched his right fist and slammed it against his left palm, and said with joy, "We can use the same method we used to deal with ghosts and zombies to deal with him together!"

The three of them looked at each other, and a tacit understanding was formed. They took out talismans and walked out.

Shi Yi nodded with satisfaction: "This child is teachable."

Liu Chuang, who was still standing there, took a look and said guiltily, "Uncle Ancestor, are you thirsty? Can I go get you a glass of water?"

Shi Yi glanced at him.

It’s not that it can’t be taught. If one doesn’t have natural talent for Taoism, it can be taught in other ways.

"Come and sit down."

Shi Yi gestured to the person beside him, then retracted his gaze and looked across.

"what?"

Liu Chuang opened his eyes slightly, but when he saw Shi Yi didn't say anything, he walked over tremblingly.

As soon as his toes touched the edge of the moat, mud fell down. He stretched his head to look down and closed his eyes in fear. Even though he was scared, he still sat down next to Shi Yi, trembling.

Woo woo woo, senior brother, please come back soon. I can’t bear the care of our great master alone!

Shi Yi glanced at it, curled the corners of his lips in satisfaction, and continued to watch Er Zha's 1V2 battlefield.

The little zombie's fingertips were stained with sticky liquid, and he stared at the two zombies opposite him with wolf-like eyes. There were scratches on their stomachs, and sticky liquid was dripping from them, and it made a sizzling sound when it fell to the ground.

The evil ghosts among the two zombies were somewhat skeptical of their lives. They already had very strong bodies, and the opponent's speed was not only weird, but also made them inexplicably have an instinct to bow their heads, as if in awe and submission.

The master of Budd Temple could also sense this subtle sense of disharmony, and a hint of suppressed anger appeared on his face.

He knew how powerful the little zombie was and had seen his live broadcast, but he didn't think the little zombie could withstand the attack of the combined zombies and evil spirits, so he didn't take him seriously at all!

However, after several rounds of fighting, the combined attack of his zombie and evil spirit had no effect at all. There were no wounds on the little zombie, but the zombie he created was injured.

This was somewhat hard for him to accept.

Zhao Juzheng was well versed in talismans, summoning gods, feng shui, and divination.

The art of corpse refining was his specialty, and it caused a sensation in the Taoist sect at that time.

But now, the zombie he refined lost to a little kid. How could he accept this!

The master of Budd Temple had a gloomy face. He lit incense and chanted a spell silently. Then he picked up two talismans and captured the souls again. He dragged two evil ghosts and stuffed them into the bodies of the two zombies fighting Xiao Fugui.

After the evil spirit entered the body, the moonlight dimmed a little, and the sky seemed to be pressing down.

Zhao Juzheng had two more wrinkles on his face, and a trace of blood flowed from the corner of his mouth. He wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and raised his chin high: "Go to hell!"

Swish it!

The two zombies contained four evil spirits and raised their heads uncontrollably.

The little zombie was a little unhappy, and said in a baby voice: "You are getting more and more smelly, baby wants to eliminate the stench with fragrance and enforce justice!"

[I'm so nervous, why are you saying this all of a sudden? /Covering face]

[Baby, your mom lied to you because you were young. She also made up the saying "use fragrance to eliminate odor"/wipes sweat]

To be honest, the four evil spirits among the two zombies were a little confused, but they soon found a logical consistency and believed that it was the devil who gave them the power to solve the current troubles.

They were pretty good at letting things take their course and just rushed towards their little wealth.

Shi Yi put his phone in his pocket and took out a bag of melon seeds. He ate one before he asked Liu Chuang next to him, "Do you want to eat?"

"No, I won't eat it. Thank you, Grandmaster."

Liu Chuang's legs were drooping in the bottomless water, his head tilted back, his hands on the ground, he wanted to dig his hands into the ground, how could he dare to distract himself and eat melon seeds!

Shi Yi smiled mischievously: "You have to eat some snacks when watching a show, otherwise it will be so boring. Come on, stretch out your hand."

She held the bag of melon seeds in front of him.

Liu Chuang had to take his hand back from the ground. When he took the melon seeds, his smile was uglier than crying: "Thank you, Grandmaster."

Wuwuwu, senior brother, why haven’t you finished fighting yet!

He turned his head with tears in his eyes and looked outside Building 6, but his expression froze.

Wei Linlin, Xue Rang and Wang Heng have already gotten into the state.

This state is obviously a bit crooked.

Wei Linlin is selling talismans!

The talisman prison can trap people, and once they are inside, things outside cannot hurt them.

In order to verify this, Wei Linlin also locked Xue Rang and Wang Heng in the talisman prison, and then approached the zombies.

The talisman is purely yang and cannot be touched by zombies or ghosts.

If it is used to trap an evil spirit that has merged with a zombie, it would be very difficult with Wei Linlin's strength, and she wouldn't be able to trap it for long, and she would easily be attacked back.

But if it comes to trapping people, it’s easy. The evil ghost that merged with the zombie is not a masochist!

Sure enough, the zombie attacking talisman was burned by the golden light and retreated repeatedly, and then went to capture other Taoist friends.

Xue Rang promoted the product by shouting, "Take the talisman home. It will save your life and calm your nerves. You will definitely not lose money!"

Wang Heng also shouted: "Don't miss it if you pass by. If you miss it, you will encounter zombies and become a zombie. It's terrible!"

Wei Linlin pursed her lips, afraid that she would laugh. "The talisman prison is limited, and lives are at stake. The starting price is 100,000! Don't think it's too expensive, think about your own lives! Is there anyone who wants to bid? If not, we'll leave."

After saying this, they were about to turn around.

The Taoist friends who witnessed with their own eyes that the talisman prison was really useful shouted hurriedly: "I want it, I want it! Ah ah ah, don't come over!"

Wei Linlin is also good at doing business. She lets him enter the Fu Prison first to enjoy the sense of "security".

As a result, before the Taoist friend who was surrounded by a sense of security could say anything, the Taoist friend next to him shouted: "I'll pay 200,000!"

"Three hundred thousand!"

"Four hundred thousand!"

"Do you have money? You just shout?"

"I'll have money when I win the prize!"

The fellow Taoists started to quarrel.

[…Why did this scene suddenly become so magical? /awkward]

[Is it a legal auction? / Covering face]

[Shi Yi, this world is as you wish/cold sweat]

When Liu Chuang watched, that was when they were fighting the most fiercely.

The zombie was teased by Xue Rang and Wang Heng with a talisman on his head. The evil ghost was not a fool and he quickly realized what they were doing. He was so angry that smoke almost came out of his head.

However, Wei Linlin has successfully auctioned off three talisman prisons.

With sweat on her nose, she winked at Xue Rang and Wang Heng, and then sold the talismans on them for a second time.

Five talisman prisons are her limit.

As for the fellow Taoists, they also wanted to run to Building 6 to seek shelter.

Xue Rang and Wang Heng were cunning. When they saw the zombies were about to run over, they didn't stop them and let them chase.

Fellow Taoists have a lot of troubles and can only spend money to buy peace.

After all, in this kind of program, no one has the obligation to save you!

After Wei Linlin and the others successfully sold out the talismans, they began to concentrate on dealing with the zombies.

On the other side, Xiao Fugui was once again involved in a battle.

With the two zombies joining the four evil spirits, their fighting power has become significantly stronger.

But this is not important to Xiao Fugui, at most it is just a matter of fighting for a while longer.

As he rushed forward, his eyes were fixed on the two zombies in front of him, his eyes revealing ferocity and brutality. He quickly dodged the attack of a zombie by moving sideways, and took the opportunity to launch a counterattack, hitting the opponent's abdomen with a palm, and his sharp nails sank three inches into it.

Seeing this, the other zombie immediately pounced on the little zombie, but he dodged it flexibly. The little zombie took advantage of the situation and chased after it, kicking the zombie on the back and knocking it to the ground!

With the support of four evil spirits, the two zombies became much faster than before. They quickly stood up and launched an attack again.

The little zombie had gained experience in fighting. He kept dodging and attacking, concentrating his strength on launching a fierce attack on one of the zombies until he pierced the opponent's abdomen. He kicked upwards suddenly, but the zombie grabbed his ankle and threw him to the side.

Xiao Fugui seized the opportunity, and as he swung, he flew into the air and finally rode on his neck.

"I win!"

The little zombie shouted excitedly, and two little hands covered in slime grabbed his head and pulled it off without hesitation.

That move is even simpler than twisting a chicken's neck.

The first-person audience swallowed their saliva.

[Every time I follow Brother Gui, I feel like I’m the boss of the game! ]

[No matter what, my brother Gui is the coolest! ]

As the zombie's head was pulled off.

There was a hissing sound, as if the air was released.

The evil ghost was also severely damaged because he merged with the zombie.

They broke away from the zombies' bodies, turned around in horror, and ran towards the back of the row of houses.

Shi Yi looked thoughtfully in the direction they left.

Could it be that the devil's true form chose the second stop at the very beginning of the program?

Just as he was thinking about it, Xiao Fugui shouted loudly: "Ahhh, my mother!"

He waved the zombie's head towards Shi Yi happily, his pale little face full of a bright smile.

Shi Yi raised his eyebrows, feeling proud of it.

She generously gave the little zombie a thumbs-up: "You're awesome!"

"Fuguier! You're so awesome!"

Liu Chuang stretched his head and clapped hard.

The little zombie bared its fangs, then looked sharply at the remaining zombie.

He held the zombie's head in his hand and threw it over provocatively, while at the same time bouncing off and kicking the zombie's head to pieces with a bang.

[Fuck! Is this absolute strength?! ]

[I never thought that a five-year-old child would become my criterion for choosing a partner. If this isn’t masculinity, what is it? /Covering mouth]

[Hahahahaha I give up]

"Yohoo! Come on, Fuguier!"

Liu Chuang put his hands on his mouth and yelled like a horse. His sitting posture had changed from leaning back in fear to normal without him noticing.

Shi Yi said maliciously: "Liu Chuang, your shoes fell off."

"No?"

Liu Chuang looked down, took a breath, and tilted his head back again with a look of fear of death.

“People’s fear comes from the unknown.”

Shi Yi cracked some melon seeds and said with a forced smile, "If one day your senior brother was in danger and you had the ability to save him, but missed the chance to rescue him because of fear of the unknown, would you regret it?"

Liu Chuang was slightly stunned: "What danger is my senior brother in?"

Shi Yi only gave him two words: "Unknown."

Liu Chuang's nails dug into the ground and he was stunned for a few seconds. He slowly withdrew his palm and sat up stiffly.

He must not miss the opportunity to rescue his brother in the face of unknown fear, otherwise he will regret it for the rest of his life!

***Big Brother's Nonsense***

I was writing at night and forgot to update the second chapter, so I can only combine the two into one.