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The second elder was standing far away and couldn't hear what they were saying, but he saw the headmaster gesticulating and finally coming back happily.

"Go, go, go, I've found out everything!"

"real or fake?"

The second elder picked up the luggage bag with a skeptical attitude.

Before getting in the car, he suggested a little uneasily: "I remember that the head of Shangqing Sect is also here. How about we contact him? Or should we go directly to the hotel of the program team?"

The headmaster glared at him and said, "What do you mean? Don't you believe me?"

"correct."

The second elder spoke faster than his brain: "..."

Leader: "..."

Second Elder: "Well, I mean, it would be bad if you run into a liar in an unfamiliar place."

The headmaster remained silent and stared at him with a sad look, as if to say, "We have been brothers for so many years, and you don't believe me???"

"..." The second elder had no choice but to change his words: "Okay, okay, I'll listen to you!"

The two of them successfully got on the bus on the side of the road.

There are a lot of tourists at this time of year, and there are also a lot of people on the bus.

The head of the sect took out the sunglasses he had prepared long ago, and said with great energy: "We will be able to see Grandmaster and Xue Rang soon."

Second Elder: "..."

It better be this way.

He also took out his sunglasses and put them on, and asked curiously, "What did you talk to that foreigner? I haven't seen you learn a foreign language before?"

The headmaster pushed up his sunglasses and said confidently, "It's just daily language, very simple. You're good! No thank you! You don't need to thank me! Just learn from what he said and add a word. I asked you to watch more movies but you didn't."

Second Elder: "Then can you understand?"

It shouldn’t be that difficult if you just guess, right?

Of course the headmaster would not say anything. He waved his hand and said, "Alright, alright, play with your phone for a while. We'll be there soon."

There were two old men wearing oriental Taoist robes on the bus. They had gray hair and wore sunglasses. They looked energetic and attracted a lot of attention.

This is mainly because of the global popularity of metaphysics, and the public has become aware of these costumes.

The media even took photos and posted them online [Global Metaphysics Chinese Style will become the new generation trend! ]

The head and the second elder finally fell asleep together. They were old and had not yet adjusted to the jet lag.

It was already evening when Xue Rang was charging his phone.

As soon as I turned on my phone after charging it, it was filled with missed calls from the Sect Leader and the Second Elder.

He quickly called back, but before he could say anything, he heard the Second Elder yell, "Where the hell have you been?!"

Xue Rang was stunned by the shouting: "...I, I was studying our ancestor's talisman with the Grandmaster, what's wrong?"

"..."

The second elder was silent for a moment.

Compared to picking them up, it is definitely more important to study the talismans of our ancestors!

He took a deep breath, turned his head and glared at the Sect Leader, saying, "The Sect Leader and I have come to the United States..."

"Ah? Did you get off the plane? Do you want me to pick you up?"

"..."

The second elder looked at the remote town with no one around and told him the current situation, including the specific location. Finally, he said, "My cell phone is running out of battery. If it doesn't work, ask the Grandmaster to tell us a fortune."

After saying this, he glared at the sect leader fiercely.

The head of the sect crossed his arms over his chest, looking up at the sky and down at the earth, but not at the second elder.

The Second Elder wanted to say something else, but his phone went dark.

Xue Rang was completely convinced!

He rushed out to find Shi Yi and told her about the headmaster and the second elder.

"...These two old guys are really capable of making trouble."

Shi Yi's mouth twitched, he counted with his fingers, and frowned slightly: "They are in trouble."

"Trouble? What trouble?"

"We'll talk about it on the way."

Shi Yi stood up and pulled Chai Xiong along with him. He had a driver's license in China and had just completed the notarization procedures today.

The three of them drove out quickly.

Shi Yi drew a talisman and threw it on the car window. The golden light of the talisman wandered on the glass, turning into a navigation button and spreading detailed road conditions.

Chai Xiong: “!”

Xue Rang: “!”

Their eyes almost popped out, is this okay?

Perhaps it was because their eyes were too obvious, Shi Yi explained: "I came up with this out of boredom, it's not aggressive, it's based on the birth dates of Xiaoda and Xiaoer."

puff!

It was not the first time that Xue Rang heard her call him this, and he couldn't help but lower his head.

Chai Xiong was full of admiration: "Sister Shi, you are awesome!"

"Focus on driving. We're speeding up."

After Shi Yi finished speaking, he drew another speed rune.

A feeling of pushing on their backs came over them, and Chai Xiong and Xue Rang leaned back.

Chai Xiong was so scared that he held the steering wheel tightly and dared not be distracted at all!

"Think of others and not yourself. They were robbed."

Shi Yi sighed: "Little one, little one, you two have to hold on until I get over there."

Hearing this, Xue Rang's heart sank. He was fine just now, how could he suddenly be in trouble?

at that time.

The second elder stared at his phone, his teeth almost breaking. He blew his beard and glared, saying, "Didn't you say we can get there just by getting off the bus? Look where we are! Look!"

He pointed around.

There is a road sign on the side of the highway, and behind it is a sparsely populated town with flickering street lights, like a scene from a ghost story.

The headmaster cleared his throat guiltily: "This, this can't be blamed on me...it was that foreigner who didn't explain clearly..."

He pinched his waist, changed the subject, and said disdainfully: "Look at the scenery here, it's not even as good as our mountain!"

The second elder took a quick glance and agreed: "How come there are such backward villages abroad? Isn't it said that the air outside is fragrant?"

Seeing that he had successfully diverted attention, the head of the sect said earnestly, "Some people also say that the moon abroad is rounder than the moon at home... Tsk, don't you know that the moon belongs to Chang'e? You are using our things and you are trying to put us down?"

Speaking of this, isn’t it exciting?

The second elder snorted, "Fairy Chang'e is also kind. If it were Hou Yi, he would have to shoot it!"

"That won't do. We have a shared future for mankind. We also need the moon. It's a bargain for them."

"That's true."

Two old men squatted on the side of the road and complained about foreign countries, saying that from Pangu creating the world to Nuwa repairing the sky, the entire universe belongs to us.

Until there were a few idle black people on the roadside in the village, pushing and shoving other black people of the same ethnic group. Although I couldn't understand what they were saying, their laughter was very harsh.

The two old men looked at each other and said nothing for a while.

The bullied black man kept crying and begging for mercy in a foreign language, but was kicked to the ground by a black man.

"Fake!"

The black man stepped on his hand and said in a foreign language: "You bastard, your mother works for the white pig, is she a bitch to him?"

The black man who was stepped on cried and called the other man a scumbag, but several black men pinned him down and beat him.

The head and the second elder looked at each other again, picked up their luggage and were about to leave.

Unexpectedly, the black men who were beating others, and even the black men who were beaten, got up and rushed over to stop them.

"Shet!"

"Chinese guy!"

"Take out the money, or I'll kill you!"

They pulled out their knives and started cursing, probably saying that the two old men didn't fall for it and were beaten for nothing.

The head and the second elder just couldn't communicate in the same language, but they could see that these people were tainted with karma and had taken human lives.

The two men frowned and took out talisman paper, not afraid of the knives in their hands.