Explosive! Xuanmen boss is rectifying the entertainment industry

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I thought it was something else, I’m dying of laughter]

[Hahahaha, if you don't have a conscience, you won't feel any pain! ]

Wei Linlin's eyes twitched, and she looked at the other covered plate next to her with hope: "Brother Chai, then we..."

Chai Xiong quickly picked up the other lids, and then said confidently: "Of course it's the same! I'm not partial!"

The little man that Wei Linlin was expecting fell to the ground and died.

Wang Heng and Liu Chuang stared at the boiled noodles so intently that they almost wanted to stare two holes in them.

Afterwards, several people looked at Shi Yi's braised chicken rice with more resentment than that of the Evil Sword Immortal.

"..."

Shi Yi silently turned his back, stuffed a piece of meat into his mouth, and then took a mouthful of rice.

Woo woo woo woo, what a good time, what a good time!

[Good one, I'm not partial. What did Yi eat at that time? I ask you what it was? /Look up and laugh]

[Brother Chai, you are so hypocritical! ]

[So what? Brother Chai also eats noodles on his plate! / Died of laughter on the street]

The little zombie sat next to Shi Yi, rummaged through his small pouch, took out a piece of wood, put it into his mouth, and began to chew it carefully.

Shi Yi caught a glimpse of his movements and paused for a moment, then turned to look at him: "What is it? Are you willing to take it out?"

The little zombie took out a wooden stick and said in a baby voice, "This is the teething stick my aunt bought for me."

He opened the small purse and handed it to Shi Yi to see that it was filled with finger-long prickly ash wood teething sticks.

Shi Yi curled his lips and said sourly, "Why are you hiding the things your aunt gave you so tightly?"

The little zombie leaned over to her and did not answer her question. Instead, he said, "Baby's mouth is itchy. See? Huh?"

He opened his little mouth, revealing his sharp little teeth that gleamed coldly.

Shi Yi tilted his head and looked cooperatively.

There were tiny bits of sawdust hanging on the little teeth, and even though he was very careful, the teething stick still left a few small holes.

The little zombie has no desire to suck blood, but it is a zombie after all, so it will be affected by instinct and its teeth will itch.

Shi Yi swallowed the food in his mouth and carefully reminded: "You can grind your teeth, but if you bite the wood into pieces, you have to spit it out, understand?"

"Oh, the baby has arrived."

Xiao Fugui stuffed the teether into his mouth again and started grinding his little fangs while kicking his short legs under the table.

[Ahhh, this is so cute! I want a little zombie too~]

[Sister Shi is so gentle, oh my god, I want to be a little zombie! / flip the table]

[The two of you upstairs are a perfect match! /Penguin tilts his head]

[Hahahaha, my family members are awesome]

Xue Rang tilted his head and sighed: "Some people happily eat meat, while others eat plain boiled noodles."

Wei Linlin tilted her head 45 degrees and said: "Some people happily eat meat, while others eat plain boiled noodles."

Wang Heng and Liu Chuang said soullessly: "Add one, add two."

The onlookers were originally extremely hungry, but when they saw the bland white noodles in the soup, their appetites dropped by half, and they all took out biscuits to eat.

In fact, they could bring some food for three days, but it was hot in the summer and the food would go bad. There was no hot water for instant noodles, and they also had to bring various magical instruments. It would be better for them to bring some snacks to fill their stomachs.

I did bring snacks, but they were trampled all over by the vampires while I was escaping from their attack, so a lot of them were wasted.

As for Xue and the others, they originally wanted to bring some sausage and instant noodles, but Chai Xiong promised that he would arrange all the food. He carried such a big bag, half a person's height, so there would be no problem in having a few meals.

No problem... just boil the noodles in plain water!

Several people felt so aggrieved that they wished they could turn into screaming chickens.

Seeing that they were half dead, Chai Xiong quickly shouted, "No, your brother Chai still has a secret!"

A few people glanced at the table and suddenly found a large plate with the lid open.

"Clang, clang, clang, clang!"

Chai Xiong lifted the lid, revealing a very rich mushroom and meat sauce: "The essence of noodles is all here!"

Xue Rang is a pure northerner. He pointed at the noodles and said, "Who would eat noodles?"

Wei Linlin had already pushed the plate over: "Give me more meat sauce, the child is hungry."

Chai Xiong scooped a large spoonful for her with a spoon.

Wei Linlin didn't have much hope at first, simply because she didn't want to eat plain noodles, but after mixing the meat sauce, her eyes lit up and she took a big bite the second time.

Chai Xiong looked at her expression and asked contentedly, "How is it? Is it delicious?"

“Hmm…Hmm!”

Wei Linlin nodded repeatedly without having time to speak.

Seeing this, the half-dead Wang Heng and Liu Chuang hurriedly handed over the plates.

"Brother Chai, I want more meat too!"

“Meat, meat, meat!”

They both shook their plates like beggars.

Chai Xiong also scooped a large spoonful of mushroom meat sauce for both of them, and saw that most of the sauce was gone.

Xue Rang's eyelids jumped, and he exaggeratedly pounced on half of the table, handing over the plain boiled noodles that he disliked: "Brother Chai! Please be kind!"

Chai Xiong's eyes twitched, and he scooped two spoonfuls of meat sauce for him: "It's not particularly strong, but it's definitely tasty!"

Xue Rang still kind of disliked instant noodles, but seeing that Wei Linlin and the others ate so quickly, he took a bite. Immediately, his eyes lit up and he started to wolf it down.

The meat sauce is really delicious, but sooner or later he will burn all the noodles in the world!

Shi Yi saw that they were eating with great relish, so he secretly reached out for the spoon, wanting to get a spoonful for himself to taste.

"Grandmaster!"

Xue Rang's sudden shout startled Shi Yi.

She looked up with an innocent look on her face: "What? Let me take a look at this spoon. Hiss... I don't know what material it is made of."

Shi Yi retracted his hand as if nothing had happened, licked the meat sauce on his fingertips, and said calmly: "I am a principled person. I have already eaten meat, so how could I eat your meat sauce?"

After she finished speaking, she glanced at the meat sauce and saw Chai Xiong scoop a spoonful and hand it to her. She didn't know what to do for a moment and silently took it back.

Shi Yi: (;′??Д??`) You believe what I say?

[Shi Yi who managed to eat a little: Hehehe! Shi Yi who lost a spoonful of meat sauce: No, hehe! ]

[Hahahahahahahaha, Shi Yi's expression change made me laugh to death, let you be stubborn! ]

Shi Yi never hides his desire for delicious food.

When Liu Chuang saw her expression, he burst out laughing with a mouth full of noodles.

Xue asked them to turn their heads when they heard the noise, and saw a noodle popping out of Liu Chuang's nose.

Xue Rang: “Puff!”

Wei Linlin: “Puff!”

Wang Heng stood up and slammed the table, pointing at him: "Hahaha shit!"

Liu Chuang pulled the noodles away and stomped on him hard: "What a joke!"

Wang Heng jumped up in pain and covered his feet, still mumbling: “Hahahahahahaha… it came out of my nose…”

Chai Xiong and Brook were standing by with mixed noodles, eating and laughing.

The atmosphere was so good that if you didn't know, you would think they lived in the castle and didn't look like outsiders at all.

Of course, apart from the Taoist friend and the guy who was following me, who was not hungry originally but was tempted by the meat sauce and was drooling, they were eating biscuits and drinking mineral water.

There are too many live broadcast shots, almost all-round shooting.

The guys who were following Brooke felt a little envious and jealous.

Comparing yourself to others will make you feel miserable. This guy not only follows a reliable master of metaphysics, but also provides him with food!