Explosive! Xuanmen boss is rectifying the entertainment industry

[Little fangs? Mom? Is it the inhuman kid who beat people up on the subway? / Cover mouth]

[Ahhh, so cute, feels so cute, give me a hug~]

[The lipstick color is pretty good! /doghead]

[What? Master Shi’s son is a little zombie/laughing and crying]

【! ! ! 】

[Really? Zombies?!]

Xu Ru fixed his gaze on the three old Taoist priests: "The comments are all asking if the child next to Shi Yi is a zombie. What do you think?"

Daoqin spread his hands and said, "He's just a little zombie, what else can you say?"

Zuo Yang had a different opinion: "Well, this little zombie was originally a family of three, but the parents were out of control and might hurt someone. Shi Yi boldly took the little zombie home to raise it."

"Do you think that just because you said it so clearly, it means that you have a good relationship with Fellow Daoist Shi?"

Wang Ru glanced at Zuo Yang, raised his eyes to look at the camera, and said: "What he said is known to all the Taoist friends who were at the All Evil Conference. It is not a secret. Don't be surprised."

【!!! We don’t know?】

[Well, no need to be surprised. You Taoists are really good at holding back! / Covering face]

In the minds of netizens, zombies look disgusting.

It's dripping with mucus, its body is standing straight up, and it can only stretch out its hands, jump around, and bite people!

How can there be a zombie that speaks in such a baby voice and leans in someone’s arms and acts coquettishly!

Shi Yi squatted down, pointed at the invisible lens and said, "Do you want to wear it?"

"not bad?"

The little zombie smiled with his red lips, and put his arms around Shi Yi's neck: "Thank you, Mom."

Shi Yi chuckled, took off the invisible lens, and put it on the collar of the little zombie's short-sleeved shirt.

He was wearing a Chinese ink painting style suit today, with a small purse hanging on his waist, which was bulging with something unknown, and his cell phone was hanging around his neck.

The little zombie touched the invisible lens on his collar, and said in a cautious voice, "I will protect you well."

[Okay, okay, you protect us hahahaha]

[It’s so funny, he’s trying to protect the camera with a serious face! ]

At this time, the netizens who were enjoying the gaga music had no idea that the little zombie would take them on such a thrilling journey.

The Global Metaphysics Program Team is not only equipped with invisible cameras, but also provides all guests with headphone translation devices.

After everything was ready, the program director Wilson began the Q process.

Don’t be fooled by the large number of people on site. In fact, there are only more than 20 Taoist friends participating in the competition from all over the world, and some of them are just filling in the numbers.

The main Taoists include fellow Taoists from five countries: China, Xiaoxiba, Xiaobaga, Beautiful Country and Sawadika.

Except for the Chinese, everyone else brought at least three assistants or disciples.

Wilson is a well-known foreign director, somewhat similar to Xu Ru, both of whom are film directors and have never directed anything else.

Although this program focuses on metaphysics, it cannot escape the nature of a variety show.

Since it is a variety show, it must have gimmicks and be controversial, only then can it be popular and make money!

In the first part of the program, Wilson asked the contestants to introduce themselves and disclose their personal accounts.

In fact, it can be seen from here that he is aware of the online turmoil and is using it to increase the popularity.

More than 20 people stood in a row, starting with Sawadee Ka introducing themselves. After more than a dozen people took turns, it was Baipu's turn.

Bai Pu stood in the middle, clearly wearing an oriental Taoist robe and speaking Chinese, but he said that he represented the United States and that his teacher was from Shi En Temple. His account name was Bai Pu.

The Doudou live broadcast room exploded.

[Is this Bai Pu Chinese? ? ? / frown]

[He is a foreign Chinese, right? But the clothes he is wearing are clearly from our Taoist tradition, Shi En Temple... I have never heard of it. ]

[Don’t be surprised, there are bad people in every profession, and the same is true for Taoism. I guarantee he won’t make it in China/smile]

The fellow Taoists were speechless.

The three old Taoist priests in the live broadcast room frowned.

The idea of ​​showing favor makes one feel uncomfortable just by hearing it.

It seems to be above the mortal world, full of condescending charity!

Wilson stood behind the camera and asked, "I heard that you caused some trouble after registering your account in Big Eyes?"

Bai Pu glanced in Shi Yi's direction and snorted, "I heard that there is a genius in metaphysics in China. She is very young but has outstanding Taoism skills. So I paid attention to her. I didn't expect that it caused a lot of unnecessary speculation. I didn't know her before..."

He paused for a moment and said, "It's a pity that the meeting is not as good as the reputation. It's really disappointing!"

Flame-flavored.

Wilson was quite excited when he heard this, and deliberately asked, "Is this metaphysical wizard here?"

After listening to the translation, everyone fell silent and looked at Shi Yi.

Shi Yi's position is after Yin Na, Cui Bingguo, An Pei Chaoyang, and then Bai Pu.

Bai Pu didn't say it directly, but said sarcastically: "We are fellow Taoists, and we are girls, so you should give us some face."

Everyone: "..."

He took a roundabout way in one sentence. No wonder Shi Yi called him Lao Deng. He deserved it!

At this time, Shi Yi folded his arms and poked the little zombie's small pouch hanging at his knees with his toes. He was asking him what was in it, and it seemed that he didn't hear the noise here at all.

[I give in. This old man is so shameless! ]

[Where are the sisters who used to call me short-tongued? Let’s see, this is the real short-tongued/full-faced]

[Fans of a certain person shouldn’t curse too harshly. If Bai Pu is really better than someone, it will be someone who will be embarrassed.]

[Bai in idiot? Pu in Puxin? /Surprised]

[Eh? Did you guys notice that Kagura Minako is missing? /Dazed]

After introducing himself, Ampere Chaoyang moved closer to Bai Pu and was particularly wary of Shi Yi.

Cui Bingguo confidently took over the conversation: "My name is Cui Bingguo, I am 46 years old this year. Our country has a long history of Taoism. The Guanyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea known to the world is from our country--"

"The South China Sea belongs to China. You say that Guanyin Bodhisattva belongs to your country? Why don't you say that the universe belongs to your country?"

Xue Rang interrupted him speechlessly: "It's only been a few decades since the founding of the country, and your face is bigger than a shit pot!"

"puff--"

"Ha ha ha ha"

After hearing the translation, everyone burst into laughter.

Cui Bingguo, who was full of confidence just now, turned red in the face and his lips moved for a long time without uttering a word.

Wilson also had a smile on his face and raised his chin to signal them to continue the introduction.

Yin Na coughed lightly and said, "Hello everyone, I'm Yin Na. My account on Big Eyes was [I can't kill you], but it was hacked and changed to [I want to kill you]. I have helped the police solve cases online and gained a lot of attention from Chinese fans. I hope I won't disappoint you this time."

[You are kind and generous without expecting anything in return, unlike some people who deliberately make things difficult for you even though you helped her by solving the case!]

[That's right! Sister Yinna, do your best, we will always support you~/blow a kiss]

[Use your strength to slap someone in the face and let her know that your sister is your sister! ]

It's obvious from the look of it that Shi Yi is implying that he has no conscience.

The banknotes were angry.

In their opinion, Yin Na’s character was so bad that she didn’t look like the real “Sister Can’t Kill You” at all.

But they had no evidence, so they could only use Shiyi to override those ugly comments.

But they soon stopped being angry.

Shi Yi saw that it was his turn, and said casually: "China Shi Yi, Da Yanzai's personal account is [Sister Can't Kill You]... No, to be precise, that was my previous account name, and then it was stolen for a while. After I got it back, I changed it to [The Strongest Cleaner]. Welcome everyone to follow me~"

After she finished speaking, she raised her chin towards the camera, looking very cool.