Explosive! Xuanmen boss is rectifying the entertainment industry
Chapter 354 My mom? Am I awesome?
Flanders was shocked: "You were so close, and you didn't see it?"
Riley was even more shocked than he was. The fear on his face lingered for a long time. He even guessed, "The opponent must be taller than me to have kicked me in the chest! I feel like my chest is about to be shattered..."
As he spoke, he tore open his collar, leaving a round dark mark on his chest.
Flanders was so frightened that he couldn't help but feel a little secretly happy: Fortunately, it wasn't him who rushed over, otherwise he would be the one covered in wounds!
He patted Riley on the shoulder and said in a deep voice: "Riley, you are a hero!"
"Oh, Flanders, don't be so hypocritical!"
Riley grabbed his arm, stood up, shook off the rubble on his body, and suddenly said, "That beautiful oriental girl can accept that big, stupid guy who only knows brute force, so she can probably accept a handsome gentleman like me, right?"
Fland looked at him as if he was crazy and warned him: "Don't cause trouble. You can't guess the mysterious power of the East."
Riley followed him for two steps and couldn't help but look back, looking through the human-shaped gap in the direction of the villa with a sense of aggression in his eyes.
There is nothing he cannot get that he wants!
Fland didn't see it, and kept saying, "Besides this residential area, there is also a dangerous place in the wild. If there are more alien species, our living space will become less..."
In the villa opposite the human-shaped gap.
Liu Li pressed her eyes against the window, her eyes almost popping out.
They also stared at the dead man with wide eyes.
The little zombie jumped over and waved his hands: "It's okay, it's okay!"
The dead ghost pointed at the opposite wall and almost bit his tongue: "You call that nothing?!"
The little zombie secretly glared at him, then looked at Liu Li and pouted and shouted, "Auntie, hug me~"
He stretched out his hands and snuggled into her arms.
Liu Li couldn't stand it, so she hugged him in her arms and shook him on her legs: "Xiaobao, are you hungry... No, you can't be hungry..."
The little zombie hugged her neck and said coquettishly, "I want to hear Auntie tell the story of Calabash Brothers saving Grandpa."
Liu Li nodded: "Okay, last time we talked about Wu Wa saving Grandpa..."
As she spoke, she checked the follow-up on her phone.
The devil who fell to death: "..."
Hanged Ghost: "..."
Water Ghost: "..."
Impressed.
After a while, a police car arrived outside.
The human figure passed through the wall. With such a big noise, how could it not attract attention!
This residential area is where wealthy people live, so there are surveillance equipment.
Police officers quickly found out from surveillance footage that someone opened the door and flew out.
Yes, someone opened the door and flew out.
Even in slow motion, Xiao Fugui's existence was not visible!
The two police officers were stunned when they watched the surveillance video.
They even sent people to look for the body behind the villa opposite, but of course they didn't find it!
The body has not been found, so someone has to be responsible for this matter. After all, the villa was penetrated by the "person" who bounced over from the opposite side!
This is obviously looking for someone to take the blame.
Although the fact is that Xiao Fugui did it, the problem is that there is no evidence!
Liu Li vaguely understood what was going on, but of course she couldn't admit it!
They were at home peacefully, and someone opened the door. Even if he was beaten away, it was because he had bad intentions and he deserved it. Why should they be held responsible for all this?
Liu Li communicated with the police in a foreign language: "Anyway, we don't know anything. We are at home. We only heard a bang outside and don't know anything else. This is not a movie. How could someone fly out? Is it possible?"
In the surveillance footage, the door opened and closed, and the "person" flew out.
The police officer asked angrily: "Could it be possible that someone flew away on their own?"
Liu Li pointed to the back and said, "We are the only ones at home at this time. Who could possibly kick such a big person away? Sir, do you really think this is a Hollywood movie?"
The little zombie leaned on the dead ghost's legs, wearing small sunglasses, and pushed up with his fingers.
The ghost who fell to death has thin arms and legs. The ghost who hanged himself and the water ghost are slightly better, but not so good that they can knock others away.
The police officer's heart choked for a moment, and he said stubbornly: "Who knows your mysterious oriental martial arts-"
"Sir, you have to provide evidence when you speak!"
Liu Li's voice became a little louder.
The police officer's face darkened, revealing a fierce expression that showed he was going to enforce the law.
But another police officer stopped him and whispered in his ear that the Chinese living in this area should not be offended easily. If he had any problems, he should go back and talk about it later. It would be best to ask the police chief for permission.
Afterwards, the police officer said a few words in a pretentious manner and drove away.
Liu Li frowned uneasily: "Maybe, we should go live with the program crew."
Xiao Fugui came over and hugged her legs: "Auntie, just wait until my mother comes back."
Shi Yi and the others were indeed on their way back.
In fact, I didn't stay out for long. The environment abroad is really not very good. There are many homeless people on the streets, and there is a smell in the air.
On the way back, Xue Rang kept complaining: "I was really deceived by the Internet. The environment here is not as good as our mountain environment."
Chai Xiong turned around and said, "Isn't there a saying that the moon is rounder abroad? Just listen to it. If you really believe it, you are a fool."
Xue Rang agreed: "Yes!"
Shi Yi supported his chin with his hand and stared out the window.
The car passed by the police car that was investigating just now.
Shi Yi's gaze fell on the driver, his eyes darkened, his Samsara Eye suddenly appeared, and the scene suddenly changed.
The police officer drove the car back to the police station and walked all the way to the sheriff's office. Then he talked about the incident of the human figure in the villa as if he had found a gold mine, wanting to blackmail him.
The sheriff called to check and agreed.
The Chinese are timid and afraid of trouble. They won't give money to ward off disasters.
The police officer happily led a team of people to the villa to find trouble overnight. On the way, a figure fell from the sky and hit the hood of the car.
The car was forced to stop immediately, and a red-eyed vampire smashed the windshield with his fist.
The police officer was so scared that he ran away, but was eventually held down by the vampire and bitten on the neck. The police officer twitched and widened his eyes, and gradually stopped struggling.
The remaining police officers screamed and ran away: "Vampire, it's a vampire, ah ah——"
The vampire jumped up and naturally did not let the rest go, biting them all to death.
He raised his head, blood flowing from the corner of his mouth, full of evil.
Shi Yi blinked lightly, retracted his Samsara Eyes, and stopped paying attention.
These people have formed a habit of blackmail, so it is obvious that this is not the first time they have done it.
Whether they would be bitten to death by vampires was not her concern.
It should be God who saves them, not her as a fairy!
The two cars passed each other.
The police officer had no idea what was waiting for him, and had a beautiful fantasy of dividing the spoils after the mission was accomplished.
After Shi Yi returned to the villa.
Liu Li told her all this and said worriedly, "How about we just report to the program crew directly?"
"It's okay."
Shi Yi waved his hand and touched Xiao Fugui's head.
The little zombie hugged her legs, looked up, and begged for praise: "My mom? Am I awesome?"
Shi Yi bent down and picked him up: "My little Fugui is the best!"
"hey-hey……"
The little zombie shyly rested his face on her shoulder.
Liu Li's focus was still on the police officer. She said, "It's better to be safe than sorry..."
"There is no such thing. You will know tomorrow."
Shi Yi interrupted her and asked, "What do you want to eat? Let Brother Chai make it."
Liu Li: "I'm not picky, anything is fine with me... No, I'm talking about accommodation!"
Shi Yi stuffed Xiao Fugui into her arms: "Just take care of the baby, don't think too much."
"you--"
Liu Li looked at Xiao Fugui, who was picking his fingers innocently, and suddenly choked up and changed the topic: "Look at your mother, don't learn from her."
"Yes! Little Fugui listens to aunt the most."
The little zombie hugged her, rested his face in her arms, and winked at Shi Yi, as if to say, "Leave it to me!"
Shi Yi looked at Liu Li, who was completely coaxed by Xiao Fugui, and walked towards the kitchen while holding back his laughter.
After eating and drinking on the first day, I woke up and slept until noon the next day.
Although the time difference is not completely reversed, it’s still okay.
Liu Li yawned and picked up her phone to see if there was anything going on at the company, only to see that Xu Ru had sent her many messages in a row.
Xu Ru: "Oh my God, what happened to you guys?"
Xu Ru: "Several police officers died. They were all in charge of your residential area!"
Xu Ru: "[Picture] I specifically asked my overseas friends to keep an eye on you guys. Are you guys okay? Don't scare me!"
Xu Ru: "Why don't you reply to the message?"
Liu Li looked at the time the message was sent and saw that it was sent before dawn.
Liu Li: "Why don't you check what time you sent the message? Am I a god? I'm tired after sitting on the plane for so long?"
Xu Ru: "/I'm honest, please let me gojpg"
Xu Ru: "It's mainly because this news is so big. My friend was nearby and was questioned by the police before dawn." /Pouting
Liu Li's mind was a little confused and she hadn't figured things out yet.
She clicked on the picture, then took a breath and exited.
Liu Li: "Are you sick? Sending me such a bloody photo! / flipping the table"
Xu Ru: "...I can't withdraw/I'm in a daze"
Liu Li: "/Da da da, die for mejpg."
Xu Ru: "You are getting more and more fierce/pouting"
Liu Li: "...You almost scared me to death/speechless"
She got up speechlessly and rushed towards Shi Yi's room.
Shi Yi had finished practicing Ba Duan Jin a long time ago, trained for a while, took a shower, and sat there playing with his phone.
She talked to Pei Qingchuan on the phone, making him laugh so hard that his tone became unstable. She took a deep breath and tricked him into taking two selfies.
In the photo, he had just finished a shower, his hair was still dripping, his cheeks were a little red, his thick long eyelashes were slightly drooping, and only his broad shoulders and collarbones were visible below.
Shi Yi placed his index finger on his lips and rubbed them, a smile forming at the corner of his mouth.
"Shi Yi!"
Liu Li's voice suddenly came.
The door was not closed, she rushed to Shi Yi and handed him the phone: "You didn't do this, did you?"
Shi Yi was surprised and asked, "Why do you think so?"
Liu Li breathed a sigh of relief: "I'm glad it wasn't you, but there's no need to cause a death over such a small matter."
Shi Yi nodded in agreement: "Yes, there is no need."
She really felt that it was unnecessary, but who could blame the police officers for encountering vampires on the way to extortion? It was just retribution.
Liu Li fell on the bed, holding her chin with her hand: "I still have to report to the production team. Are you going today?"
"Don't you understand this?"
Shi Yi sat up straight and snapped his fingers: "The big shots always appear last. If you want to show off, you have to do it to the end!"
Liu Li hissed, "Why do your words sound so familiar to me?"
Shi Yi: "Don't worry if it sounds familiar or not, just tell me if it's right or not!"
Liu Li: “…Yes.”
Shi Yi: "That's it, just take a good rest."
Liu Li squinted at her and said, "Oh, are you worried that I'll get tired?"
She asked this, but her eyes said, "Say yes, say yes, I'm waiting to hear it."
Shi Yi played with the full emotional value, walked up to her, and pinched her shoulder: "Sister Li used to take me everywhere and got cold feet, but now you have your own company and are very busy, I'm not afraid that you will be tired."
"Pfft... so smooth-talking."
Liu Li turned over, put her hands on the pillow, and looked at the ceiling.
Shi Yi lay down beside her and squeezed his arm towards her.
Liu Li: "Stop making trouble."
Shi Yi squeezed closer to her with his arm again.
Liu Li clicked her tongue: "I told you to stop making trouble."
Shi Yi silently grabbed the edge of the bed and squeezed closer to her again.
This time, they didn't move because Liu Li also reached out and grabbed the edge of the bed, gritting her teeth and exerting force: "Your Taoism is powerful, and I'm also quite strong!"
As she spoke, she tilted her butt to squeeze Shi Yi.
Shi Yi: “…childish!”
Liu Li: "If you are not childish, don't use too much force!"
That's impossible.
The two of them each grabbed one edge of the bed and squeezed each other.
"My mom, aunt, huh? What are you playing?"
The little zombie ran into the room and looked at them with shining eyes.
He touched the ground with his toes, flew into the air, and shouted excitedly: "Xiao Fugui wants to play too, Xiao Fugui wants to be in the middle!"
After he said that, he turned around, turned his back to the bed, and smashed it down.
Shi Yi kicked Liu Li away and rolled to the side.
Bang!
The bed collapsed and the whole villa shook.
There was a little man stuck in the middle of the bed.
Shi Yi and Liu Li stood up, holding their waists, and walked over to take a look.
"My mom, my mom..."
The little zombie stretched out his arms and legs, stared with innocent eyes, and grasped with his hands: "Auntie...ah...what should I do..."
Shi Yi's face was dark: "With your strength, I'm afraid you want to smash your mother and your aunt to death!"
The little zombie pouted aggrievedly: "Woo woo..."
Liu Li's heart melted: "Xiaobao, come out quickly, come out quickly, are you hurt?"
Shi Yi put his hands on his waist and said, "We are the ones who are in pain."
Liu Li quickly reached out and pulled Xiao Fugui up.
When they pulled him, they found that he was not stuck on the bed, but on the floor because the floor was dry and pierced.
"Look, this hurts so much."
Liu Li hugged him and shook him with a distressed look, then turned her head and said, "Also, you were the one who kicked me to the ground."
Shi Yi: "..."
If I don't kick you, you will be crushed!
The little zombie looked at Shi Yi eagerly, with a pitiful look as if he had done something wrong and dared not speak out.
"The bed and the floor are worthless."
Shi Yi touched his little head and tilted his head to look: "Let me see, is the back of your head smashed? Don't make it look like a dead ghost, it's so ugly."
The little zombie touched his head and said, "No, my head is hard. Even that bad guy Chuang Fei doesn't feel any pain."
The first ghost who came across the floor after hearing the noise said: "..." He turned around, walked across the floor, and went down to be alone.
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