Explosive! Xuanmen boss is rectifying the entertainment industry
Chapter 328 I won’t kill you
outside the office.
The fellow Taoists pricked up their ears and listened.
"I can't hear this! I should have left a megaphone inside."
"You said that Fellow Daoist Shi came here specifically to see us, didn't he?"
"You have to ask Zuo Yun and Daoli. Didn't they go to see Daoist Fellow Shi last time?"
"Zuo Yun? Reason?!"
When everyone turned around, they found that Zuo Yun and Daoli were chatting with a child and two adults in the rest area.
They were just focused on looking at Shi Yi, and only now they realized that this child and the two adults... didn't seem to be human.
The fellow Taoists swallowed their saliva and whispered, "Zuo Yun! Come here..."
Zuo Yun squinted at them and said, "If you have anything to say, just talk it out. Why are you sneaking around like that?"
Fellow Taoists: “…”
It’s great to be capable!
Yes, it's amazing.
They just went over there in fear.
In fact, these fellow Taoists were basically the ones Chief Yang met at the Conference of All Evils, so they naturally knew about the existence of the little zombies.
But before, the little zombie was wearing official uniform and hat, but now he was dressed like an ordinary child, wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap. Thanks to the cultivation of the lakeside villa, the corpse aura on his body did not overflow.
They didn't realize for a moment that it was a zombie, but they felt it was not a human.
The fellow Taoists passed by with big grins on their faces.
"Hehe... I haven't introduced them yet. These three are..."
They paused, and looked at the hanged ghost and the water ghost with gradually increasing shock.
Ghost...ghost servant!
The hanged man and the water ghost nodded politely to them.
The fellow Taoists nodded quickly in return, just like a cat nodding emoticon.
"Alright, alright, stop embarrassing yourself."
Zuo Yun waved his hand and asked, "Why don't you go to eat? Don't you have to change shifts tonight?"
The fellow Taoists snorted secretly.
Look, the master is here, let's take over?
The fellow Taoists ignored him and looked at the little Fugui who was lowering his head. One of the fellow Taoists casually took a cheering duck doll from his workstation and handed it to him: "Little baby, this is for you!"
No matter whether they are humans or ghosts, as long as they are children, they all like dolls!
The little zombie raised his head and said with bared teeth: "Thank you!"
"It's you!"
The Taoist friend who gave the doll was so scared that he threw the cheering duck away and took several steps back.
The fellow Taoists also cried out "Scary!" and hid far away!
Daoli asked in surprise, "Do you know Xiao Fugui?"
"Not only do we know him, we've also met his father and mother, they're so cruel!"
at this time.
After Shi Yi and Section Chief Yang finished their conversation, they came out of the office one after another.
"my mother!"
The little zombie hugged the doll and jumped over happily.
The hanged ghost and the water ghost also hurried over.
Shi Yi rubbed the little zombie's head and looked at Zuo Yun and the others: "Chief Yang and I have something to do, can you take them out to play?"
Zuo Yun said quickly: "No problem!"
The fellow Taoists widened their eyes.
Holy shit? Shi Yi raised this little zombie as his son?!
Shi Yi lowered his head and gave the little zombie a few words of advice, asking him to listen to Zuo Yun and the others.
The little zombie was a little shy and held the water ghost's hand: "I want Ah Shui to accompany me."
Shi Yi glanced at the hanged ghost and nodded, "That's fine."
The hanged man held his head high and felt proud of being Shi Yi's right-hand man.
Only Section Chief Yang looked at him with sympathy. If Ah Shui had gone with him, it wouldn't necessarily be the case that one of them would be the miserable one, but if he went alone, then he would be the only one to suffer!
Section Chief Yang took Shi Yi to the cell where the criminals involved in the evildoing cases were held.
There are both good and bad prisoners, and there are two types of cells.
People were locked up in separate cells, which was nothing special. Ghosts were locked up in a talisman formation, suspended in the air, in a space as wide as a person, which saved a lot of space, but was a form of torture for the ghosts.
The two types of cells face each other. The ghosts are tortured and have hideous faces, which often scare the people opposite them into insanity and make them unable to die even if they want to.
The hanged ghost pressed against Shi Yi's arm and said weakly, "Master, what are we doing here?"
Section Chief Yang paused and stopped outside a cell: "We're here."
Shi Yi gave him a talisman on the way and asked him to stick it on the north side of the room when he arrived.
So after Chief Yang finished speaking, he opened the cell, went in, pasted the talisman to the north, and waved to the door.
A weak curse came from the cell: "You bastards... do you know who I am? My senior brother and master will not let you go if they find out..."
Shi Yi stepped in, chuckled and asked, "Oh? I'm a little curious about how your master and senior brother will not let me go."
Upon hearing this voice, Bai Tong's pupils shrank sharply and he said in panic, "...Ah...Ah...Don't come over here...Help..."
He lay on the bed, shaking all over, so frightened that he wet his lower body.
It can be seen how much psychological trauma Shi Yi brought to him!
Shi Yi walked to the bed and sighed softly: "You made it dirty."
"I was wrong, I was wrong... Wuuuu, don't kill me..." Bai Tong turned his head, but his body could not move, and tears and snot flowed down.
Shi Yi smiled and said, "I won't kill you, don't worry."
The next second, she drew a talisman in the air, and a golden talisman stood on Bai Tong's body. She quickly made hand gestures with both hands and shouted in a low voice: "Emperor's decree, the gates of heaven and earth open, the living soul enters the talisman, the dead soul enters the body, and the soul is collected and possessed!"
As her words fell to the ground.
Two white rays of light suddenly appeared.
A white light burst out from Bai Tong's body.
His body suddenly felt lighter, and his soul was forcibly pulled out.
Another white light burst out from the hanged man. He felt his body twisted into an S-shaped light, and then he felt a sense of squeezing and suffocation.
Two white lights intertwined, one in and one out.
Bai Tong was floating in the air and saw with his own eyes that "himself" suddenly opened his eyes and sat up.
"You... you..."
Bai Tong stared at Shi Yi in shock: "What on earth do you want to do?"
Shi Yi was too lazy to pay attention to him and said to the hanged ghost on the bed: "Come down and walk a few steps. See if you are used to it."
The hanged man stared at his hands and feet in amazement: "Master?"
Shi Yi drew a talisman to hide the scars on Bai Tong's body, and said calmly: "You can use his body temporarily."
The hanged ghost said "Oh" and got up from the bed with a frown. He was a ghost and it was not that he was really alive by borrowing a body. Instead, he was walking with his disabled body.
But after he got off the bed, he looked at his half-wet pants with an aggrieved look on his face: "Master..."
Wuuuu, if he had known earlier he would have gone to take care of Xiao Fugui!
Shi Yi: "It's hot... I'll cover myself up and dry it out soon."
Hanged Ghost: "..."
Section Chief Yang: "..."
Being ignored, Bai Tong's eyes were red with anger: "What on earth are you trying to do, you vicious woman?"
"What?"
Shi Yi raised his eyelids and asked with a half-smile: "I am a Taoist without moral integrity, and I am using the Taoist method to wantonly play with the lives of ordinary people. What do you think I want to do?"
Bai Tong felt a chill penetrating into his soul and said in a trembling voice: "You let your ghost use my body to resurrect. Do you think you are a good person? Stop accusing me in a condescending manner!"
Shi Yi laughed out loud: "Hahaha! If your shabby body didn't still have some value, I would have burned it as firewood long ago."
"Value? ...What value?"
Bai Tong was a little panicked. What value could his body have?
Shi Yi retracted his gaze and looked at Section Chief Yang: "Just now, I saw that the level of your cell was too low. Whether it was the human beings who used evil spirits to harm others or the colleagues who did not care about the lives of ordinary people, the punishment was too light."
She said as she walked out the door.
Bai Tong was like a balloon tied with a rope and was pulled out.
He was shocked and frightened, and curled up into a ball in mid-air.
Section Chief Yang quickly followed and said excitedly: "Whatever suggestions you have, we will fully cooperate!"
Shi Yi uttered two words calmly: "Thunder Prison."
Upon hearing these two words, Section Chief Yang thought it was safe. After all, in the first adventure, she fought against the evil cultivator and ended up locking him in the Thunder Prison!
The hanged man followed behind with his wet pants held up. After taking two steps, he held up his crotch again. The sticky feeling made him jump up from the ground and he raised his hand to slap Bai Tong.
He was originally a ghost, just borrowing Bai Tong's body, so the slap was very strong.
Bai Tong looked at him with an incredulous look: "You...how could you..."
Before he could finish his words, he suddenly felt a suction force.
The golden rune was waving at him, and he was locked up in the rune prison opposite without any resistance.
Shi Yi did not talk nonsense, but put it into practice. He raised his hand and added a layer of thunder on his talisman prison.
Crackling, there was a burst of lightning.
"Ahhh-"
Bai Tong's soul was struck by thunder and screamed in agony, so sharp that it was almost piercing.
Shi Yi drew another meditation talisman along the entire corridor to ensure that people coming in would not be affected.
The hanged ghost waited until all this was done, and then asked hurriedly, "Master, can we go out and change clothes?"
Section Chief Yang gave him a sympathetic look and said, "I'm afraid we'll have to wait a while."
"Ah? Is there anything else?"
The hanged ghost looked at Shi Yi aggrievedly.
Shi Yi coughed lightly: "How about you go out and change first?"
"okay!"
The hanged man turned around and took two steps, then suddenly turned his head and said, "No, if I go out like this, they will think I escaped from prison and will chop me to pieces with all their might!"
"..."
Shi Yi secretly gave Section Chief Yang a look.
The two turned and left.
The hanged man followed behind, cursing.
Fortunately, I didn't walk far. At the end of the cell was a morgue with a corpse refrigerator.
There are some abnormal bodies frozen in the morgue that were caused by evildoings, and some of the cases are still under investigation.
This time, Section Chief Yang went in and pasted a talisman on the north as usual, then walked to the compartment with the name "Zheng Huairen" and pulled the body out.
His limbs were twisted, veins were bulging on his forehead, and he seemed to have died in pain.
Section Chief Yang said: "The body was transported here in this condition. We were worried about destroying the evidence, so we didn't deal with it."
Shi Yi looked at Zheng Huairen and was slightly surprised: "The witchcraft curse can take someone's life from a distance with just his birth date."
"This is too arrogant. What do they regard human life as?" Section Chief Yang looked extremely unhappy.
Shi Yi crossed his arms and sighed softly.
It's because the Xuanmen in this world is too backward. There is not even an orthodox department to catch evil practitioners, so others dare to reach out to the country.
Those who fall behind will be beaten, but those who are beaten are usually ordinary people.
Shi Yi drew a talisman and then inserted it into the center of Zheng Huairen's forehead.
Then, he said calmly: "The body can be burned. It's useless."
“…Are you done?”
The hanged ghost asked weakly.
Shi Yi: “Let’s go, let’s go.”
Section Chief Yang: "Wait for me! Don't leave me here alone!"
He quickly pushed the body in, rushed out of the morgue and closed the door.
……
When Shi Yi, Section Chief Yang and the hanged ghost who was temporarily borrowing Bai Tong's body appeared in the office together, everyone was stunned.
"A... a medical miracle?"
"What are you talking about? It's obvious that Shi Yi's Taoism is very powerful!"
"...Isn't it a bit outrageous that it's so powerful?"
No matter how powerful you are, if your limbs are broken, can they be restored?
Zuo Yun scratched his head: "Is this a trick?"
"Get lost! Don't underestimate our Daoist friend Shi. What are these broken bones?"
"Is there any need for any tricks? I just opened my third eye and saw that it's normal!"
"But, that person is like that, why save him?"
Section Chief Yang quickly raised his hand: "Quiet, quiet! I have something to announce to everyone."
Upon hearing this, everyone applauded immediately, still holding their chopsticks in their hands.
Section Chief Yang said: "Everyone knows that Shi Yi is the consultant of our Special Investigation Office. I would like to meet you all today and get to know you."
"welcome!!"
"Woooooo~"
Everyone stood up and applauded excitedly.
The hanged man was so eager to kill someone that he stared at Section Chief Yang. Did he have to show off now?
Shi Yi said awkwardly: "Chief Yang, you should find him some clean clothes to change into first."
"Oh no! I almost forgot about that."
Section Chief Yang raised his hand and said, "That's right. Go get Brother Diao a set of clothes to change into."
Daoli said "Oh", put down his bowl and chopsticks, stood up to get his clothes, and suddenly paused, turned around and asked, "Who are you talking about?"
Some of the fellow Taoists haven't reacted yet.
Shi Yi said calmly, "A Diao, he peed his pants and was too embarrassed to see anyone, so I took his talisman away."
The hanged ghost looked at Shi Yi in shock.
My reputation is gone!
The fellow Taoists looked at the truth.
"Why are you so startled?"
"That's right, you scared me!"
Daoli smiled awkwardly: "Is that so... I just thought... hehe..."
He turned his head, feeling vaguely strange, but didn't think about it any more.
Shi Yi didn't intend to scare the fish when he was fishing, so naturally the fewer people who knew about it, the better.
The water ghost and the little zombie didn't think much about it.
They took the hanged man with clean clothes and left, then went to a nearby public toilet to let the hanged man change his clothes.
Only then did the water ghost notice something was wrong.
The water ghost asked: "Isn't it for Ah Diao to wear?"
"What do you think? Idiot!"
The hanged man gave him a displeased look.
The water ghost glared and complained: "Master! He scolded me!"
Shi Yi's eyes twitched: "Let's find a restaurant to eat and take some photos."
The hanged ghost's eyes lit up: "Can I eat it?"
Shi Yi nodded: "Of course!"
Wouldn't it be fine if you could just eat it and come out before your body decays?
The hanged man had no idea what was about to happen.
By the time he reacted, the hot searches about Shi Yi and a strange man having dinner together were all over the place.
At the same time, the baits that Shi Yi laid one after another finally took effect.
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