Explosive! Xuanmen boss is rectifying the entertainment industry
Chapter 322 What’s wrong with this old man?
Everyone present caught a glimpse of the Shangqing Sect leader's unconcealed smug look on his face and understood instantly.
It turns out that Old Deng used Shi Yi to give the sect's most difficult elder a beating!
He really has it!
The Great Elder slapped himself in the mouth until it was bleeding, but he still had to be grateful to Shi Yi. There was nothing he could do about it, since it was his own fault for asking him to go over and look for the fan!
The head of the Shangqing sect quickly asked several disciples behind him to help the great elder out of the villa.
The head of Guanshan Sect looked at the disciples he brought with him and finally spoke: "Master Shi, I see that you are so cold and indifferent. Why don't I leave these disciples to you?"
Upon hearing the voice, the disciples quickly approached, clasped their fists and nodded, and shouted in unison: "Disciples greet the master!"
The head of the Shenxiao sect turned his head and covered his mouth, shouting, "How shameless!"
The head of the Shangqing Sect said: "Can you stop embarrassing yourself? Everyone knows it was you who said that."
The head of the Shenxiao Sect: "Ahem..."
Shi Yi looked at the row of disciples with a puzzled look.
If the head of Guanshan Sect had any dignity, he would not have brought his disciples with him. He smiled and said, "My disciples are strong and obedient, and their bodies are absolutely clean. You——"
The more Shi Yi listened, the more something seemed wrong: "Wait, what do you mean?"
The leader of Guanshan Sect gave his disciples a look.
The disciples immediately untied their robes, grabbed the corners of their robes, put their hands behind their backs, and revealed their excellent abdominal muscles.
"Hey hey hey! What are you doing!?"
The fourth brother became anxious, and pulled the dead ghost to float in front of them to defend the love of his little nine who had no idea about it.
Wei Linlin swallowed her saliva and said, "This... can I watch this for free?"
Wang Heng touched his belly, and since he couldn't beat her, he cursed, "You are really shameless!"
The head of Tianshi Mansion, the second elder and Zhang Gen glanced at Shi Yi secretly, but they were not sure what she liked and did not dare to say anything.
Shi Yi's gaze fell on the faces of a row of disciples. Actually, they were not bad looking, but she always felt that something was missing.
But this figure...
Although I am a little moved, but she is moral!
I don’t know if my abdominal muscles… can be used as a washboard?
Shi Yi thought so in his heart and shouted: "How dare you! Get out of my room... Ahem, get out of my room! Right now!"
She would regret it any later.
The leader of the Guanshan sect was startled and quickly winked at his disciples, who gathered their clothes and ran out in panic.
Shi Yi stared at their backs with deep eyes, feeling secretly sorry.
Actually, she could have stayed to see if they could be used as washboards before sending them away?
Damn it, why didn’t I think of that just now!
Next time I give it to you as a gift, I will definitely try it to see if it produces foam when rubbed.
She definitely didn't want to touch it, she was just curious.
Little did she know that her current look frightened the leader of Guanshan Sect so much that he completely erased the idea from his mind, for he was afraid that her flattery would offend Shi Yi and bring down their sect.
The head of the Shenxiao Sect took the lead in applauding: "Master Shi is a role model for our generation! We should learn from you and be determined not to be tempted by beauty!"
There was thunderous applause in the living room.
Shi Yi: “…” He wasn’t that determined.
Wei Linlin and Wang Heng, who were closest to Shi Yi: "..."
They were sure that what Shi Yi wanted to say just now was "Go to my room". He even made a slight sound of "间" (room) and then made a sharp turn!
But it’s understandable. Who wouldn’t be confused?
Wei Linlin covered her mouth and laughed secretly, her cheeks flushed: "Hehehe..."
Wang Heng's eyes twitched: "...Can you stop smiling so obscenely? It's not a gift for you!"
Wei Linlin ignored him and took out her phone to ask in the group.
"Who were those disciples just now? Introduce them so we can exchange Taoist methods next time!"
"What disciple?"
"Master Wuwuwu didn't like me/I won't live anymore"
"I'm not ugly, and my figure isn't bad, right?/Crying [Picture]"
Soon, several disciples posted photos of their abdominal muscles in the group.
All the female Taoist friends who were lurking in the group were blown out.
Wei Linlin secretly added friends, laughing as she did so.
Wang Heng, Xue Rang, and Zhou Yang who were in the same group: “…” Why are there no female disciples posting beautiful photos? There is no sense of participation at all!
Everyone stayed here and chatted for a while.
Until the little zombie grabbed an ice cream from the refrigerator in the kitchen and sneaked upstairs.
Shi Yi caught a glimpse of it and said, "Stop!"
The little zombie tilted his head and looked at her: "My mother..."
Shi Yi asked: "What did you take?"
"No no!"
The little zombie shook his head like a rattle and hid the ice cream behind him.
The hanged man rushed over from the kitchen and said, "Master, he stole the ice cream again!"
The little zombie bared its fangs and threatened the hanged ghost: "Hiss——"
Hanged Ghost: "I will say it even if you sneer at me!"
Shi Yi lowered his voice: "Little Fugui."
The little zombie lowered his head instantly: "I was wrong."
Everyone was slightly stunned when they saw this.
"Oh my! Is this the little zombie from the mountain last time?"
"Oh, the master has raised this child so well!"
"Well, kids don't know any better. They just like to eat ice cream."
Shi Yi's face was dark: "He is ignorant and neither are you? How can a zombie like him eat ice cream?"
"..."
Yes!
How do zombies eat ice cream!?
Just as the little zombie was about to raise his hand to show off that he had a good idea, the hanged ghost covered his mouth.
That's not a solution, you deserve a beating!
Shi Yi hissed, remembering that he had been lying listlessly on the sofa before, and pointed at him and said, "You——"
"We don't want to eat anymore! We don't want to eat anymore!"
The hanged ghost was afraid that Shi Yi would beat him, so he picked up the little zombie and rushed back to the kitchen and closed the door.
"..."
The living room was silent and inexplicably awkward.
It's like visiting someone's home and hearing them educate their children.
Everyone looked at the time and wanted to stay for dinner, but Shi Yi never mentioned it.
They looked at each other and stood up awkwardly.
"Sorry for bothering you today!"
"It's getting late, it's time for us to say goodbye!"
Shi Yi glanced at the time: "Yeah, it's time for dinner."
Just when everyone held their breath, thinking that Shi Yi wanted to keep them for dinner.
Shi Yi raised his head: "Then I won't see you off."
Everyone: "..."
Okay, okay, I won’t even give them a meal!
Wei Linlin and Wang Heng waved to Shi Yi.
Shi Yi smiled and waved at them.
Everyone turned around and took two steps, then suddenly turned around and stared at the three old masters and two disciples who were still sitting on the sofa with a calm look on their faces.
The head of the Shangqing Sect took the initiative to say, "If the three old Heavenly Masters don't mind, can our car take you back to the Heavenly Master's Mansion?"
The head of the Shenxiao Sect said, "Is there room? We hired a bus and there are still seats available!"
The leaders of the Guanshan Sect and the Daoyi Sect were both staring at them, and they felt like they would only feel at ease if they went out with them.
The head of the Tianshi Mansion stroked his beard, the corners of his mouth almost flew up to the sky, and said in a boastful tone: "Thank you all for your kindness, but I have to stay and serve our ancestor uncle, it is really... inconvenient for you to go with me!"
"what??"
Everyone looked at him with question marks on their faces.
Grandmaster? What is this old man doing?
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