Explosive! Xuanmen boss is rectifying the entertainment industry

Tianshi Mansion.

The head master, the old Taoist priest, had been rummaging through the library for several days, and the books inside were in a mess.

At this time, he was flipping through a thin book of talisman records, and some parts were even missing.

The more he looked, the more excited he became. He couldn't help but shout, "Found it! I found it! Hahahahaha!"

The headmaster laughed and left the library to find his fellow apprentice Zhang Gen.

Zhang Gen and Xue Rang sat in the yard drinking porridge.

Xue Rang drank porridge while browsing the hot searches for Big Eyes on his phone.

The most adventurous related topics have already dominated the hot searches.

Zhang Gen ate pickles and glanced at him: "You're just eating, and you're still looking at me? Don't you want your eyes anymore?"

Xue Rang turned sideways, slurping his porridge while scrolling the screen of his mobile phone.

Zhang Gen drank a mouthful of porridge and couldn't help but ask, "Any news?"

Xue Rang said without turning his head: "Don't look at it. It's bad for your eyes when you're old. I'm young."

"You damn kid!"

Zhang Gen pointed his chopsticks at him and was about to scold him when he heard the master's voice: "Brother! I found it! I found it!"

Zhang Gen and Xue Rang turned around when they heard the sound.

The head of the sect rushed to the table in a hurry. His hair was disheveled, he had dark circles under his eyes, and he hadn't washed for several days, so his body smelled bad.

Zhang Gen pinched his nose and said, "Brother, did you go to the garbage dump?"

The head of the sect ignored him and held up the talisman record in his hand, saying excitedly: "I have been searching for several days and nights, and finally found this talisman record that I saw when I was a child!"

Zhang Gen: "Ah? Didn't you go into seclusion?"

The headmaster was shocked: "I'm looking for this!"

He carefully placed the record book on the table and flipped through two pages: "Look, isn't this very similar to the talisman that Shi Yi used?"

Zhang Gen and Xue Rang lowered their heads to look. Although the pages were missing and damaged, they could still make out the general pattern of the talisman.

Zhang Gen got up in shock and nearly knocked over his bowl. He held the edge of the bowl, wiped his hands quickly, picked up the record book and said, "Oh my God! Is there really a talisman related to the video? Why did you put such a precious thing on the dining table!"

Xue Rang turned his head to look at him: "Didn't you say before that it was lost for a long time?"

Zhang Gen said calmly, "Yes! Look, isn't it there?"

The head of the sect put his hands on his hips and snorted heavily.

Zhang Gen hurried to coax him: "Hehe... Brother, you've been working hard these past few days. Come on, take a seat!"

He turned around and shouted at Xue Rang: "Why don't you go and get your master a bowl of porridge? You have no tact at all!"

Xue Rang's mouth twitched, and he turned around to get some food, but was stopped by the headmaster. He waved his hand and said, "No more eating! Let's go visit Shi Yi!"

Zhang Gen took a half step back, covered his nose and said, "Are you sure you want to visit Shi Yi like this?"

The head of the sect lowered his head and smelled the smell on his body, then frowned: "I really can't go like this, it's too rude! I'll go back and wash up!"

Before he left, he took the record book from Zhang Gen again and said, "It's safer for me to keep it."

He walked away again, holding the record book.

Zhang Gen pointed at his back and laughed angrily: "Then why is he showing off? He delayed my breakfast!"

He sat down, picked up the bowl, took a mouthful of porridge, and put the bowl back on the table.

"It's like grass growing in my heart, who can eat it?"

A slurping sound came from the side.

Xue Rang picked up the porridge, ate it while pouring it out, and also had some pickles on the side. He finished it in just a few bites.

He wiped his mouth: "I'm done!"

Zhang Gen looked at him with a dark face: "Are you a pig?"

Xue Rang: "..."

No, is there anything wrong with him eating?

Man is iron and rice is steel. If you don’t eat for a meal, you will be very hungry!

and many more……

Xue Rang suddenly raised his eyes and said, "Master has been looking for several days and nights, so he must have neither eaten nor slept, right?"

"You are asking nonsense, aren't you? Put away the dishes and chopsticks quickly. I'm going to your uncle-in-law's place first."

Zhang Gen turned around and walked towards the door.

Haven't even walked out the door yet.

Then I heard the disciples shouting not far away: "Hurry up, someone - the master has fainted -"

Zhang Gen: "..."

Xue Rang: "..."

By the time the master woke up, washed up and went to see Shi Yi, it was already noon.

Shi Yi was not idle this morning.

She originally took out the Qiankun Huihuan Mirror and prepared to go in and take a look.

Finally, someone came to the villa.

The new TV and mobile phone that Liu Li had sent the day before were only delivered to her door today.

The hanged ghost and the water ghost took the initiative to lift the TV, and then brought the installation master into the villa, but they ran into the fallen ghost as soon as they entered the door.

As long as the person who fell to death doesn't cry, there will be nothing unusual about his appearance. The biggest problem is that his feet are not touching the ground, he is floating!

The installation master screamed on the spot, couldn’t catch his breath, and fell down!

Shi Yi just walked down the stairs.

The man who fell to death pulled his ears guiltily and knelt on the ground to admit his mistake.

Shi Yi walked up to the installation master. His face was pale and he was dying. He was so frightened that his soul was running wild.

If she hadn't set up a formation in the lakeside villa, her soul would have probably left her body!

Shi Yi gave the dead ghost a cold look, then drew a soul-soothing talisman and slapped the installation master on the forehead.

The installation master took a deep breath, his face turned red, and he lay on the ground coughing for a long time before he recovered.

Then, he froze, belatedly remembering what he saw before he fell to the ground, and slowly turned his head.

As a result, I saw a beautiful face, smiling and saying: "Master, you just fell asleep while standing."

The devil who fell to death: "..."

Hanged Ghost: "..."

Water Ghost: "..."

The installation master's expression was dull for a moment, then he stared at her face and said through gritted teeth: "Do you think I will believe it? Shi Yi!"

Does she know how popular her face is now?

When he heard that the other party knew him, Shi Yi quickly changed the topic: "I'm sorry, my ghost scared you."

The installation master's eyes twitched fiercely, "Let's install the TV first."

If we continue talking, he won’t have the confidence to install the TV series and leave!

The hanged ghost and the water ghost hurriedly took him to install the TV.

The installer's ankles were trembling, but he still followed and did his work silently.

"my mother!"

The voice of the little zombie suddenly came, and he jumped up and down from the upstairs.

Falling dead ghost: “!!”

Shi Yi was thinking about where to start with the Qiankun Huihuan Mirror, so he became distracted.

The installation master has already told himself to watch less, talk less and do more, but this sound... Shi Yi has a child?

He is curious!

As he turned his head, the child flew into the air, catapulted at an extremely fast speed.

"..."

He leaned over the TV and passed out.

Shi Yi: "..."

The little zombie hugged Shi Yi's thigh, turned his head and asked, "Why doesn't he go to his room to sleep?"

The ghost who fell to death looked at Shi Yi's face and picked up Xiao Fugui away.

Shi Yi took a deep breath, walked to the coffee table, picked up the talisman paper with a cinnabar pen, drew two talismans, and folded one.

Then, she took another talisman and walked to the installation master. She made a gesture with one hand and placed it on his forehead, erasing his memory of seeing the dead ghost and Xiao Fugui.

Then he snapped his fingers.

The installer woke up slowly, pressing his painful forehead: "Hiss...what happened to me?"

Shi Yi said calmly: "You have low blood sugar and fainted!"

The installation master was silent for a moment and stared at Shi Yi.

This look made Shi Yi feel a little guilty.

As a result, the installation master smiled awkwardly at her: "I'm sorry... Actually, my daughter is your fan. She talks about you every day at home. Wait a minute... Can you sign an autograph for me?"

"no problem!"

Shi Yi answered so quickly.

She held the folded talisman in her hand and waited with her hands behind her back until he finished installing the TV.

Then he handed him the talisman and said, "Thank you for your hard work!"

The installation master thought Shi Yi would not sign, and said weakly: "Then the signature..."

“This is a bonus!”

After Shi Yi finished speaking, he went to the coffee table and took out a cinnabar pen. He signed "Shi Yi" on the talisman paper and drew two hearts. He turned around and handed it to the installation master: "Please say hello to my little banknote!"

The installation master took the signed talisman paper with surprise: "Okay, okay, no problem! Um... can you please take a photo with me... I don't mean anything else, I'm just afraid that my daughter will think I'm bragging..."

Shi Yi waved his hand: "No trouble, no trouble at all, why take pictures? Video!"

The installation master was dizzy when he left the villa. He also watched Shi Yi's show, but he didn't watch it as much as his daughter did.

His daughter calls him "Shi Yi" every day, so he complains that what's the point of chasing stars? You can't see or touch them, it's a waste of time, and when you meet them, they don't even know who you are!

He never dreamed that he would meet Shi Yi in person. She gave him an amulet, her autograph, and even recorded a video!

Shi Yi watched him leave and let out a breath.

Then her face darkened and she turned around, folding her arms.

Go set rules for the older and younger kids at home!

So, next to the dead ghost, a little zombie appeared, kneeling on the ground with his ears pulled.

Shi Yi asked coldly: "Do you know what's wrong?"

The dead ghost: "It's all wrong."

Little zombie: "Ah? What's wrong?"

Shi Yi looked at him coldly.

Little zombie: "Baby is wrong."

The devil who fell to death: "..."

Shi Yi's fists were hardened. "Let me ask again, what's wrong?"

The ghost who fell to death said quickly: "My fault is that I didn't make sure if it was a stranger who came to the door before rushing out, and then scared him! I promise that next time I will make sure if it is an acquaintance before going out!"

Shi Yi hummed and glanced at the little zombie.

The little zombie tilted his head and scratched his little fangs with his fingers: "Baby is wrong...I shouldn't have jumped off the building. Is my mom worried about me?"

Shi Yi covered his face.

The ghost who fell to death pulled him and whispered: "Why are you worried? You almost scared me to death when you jumped down. We are not human beings!"

The little zombie said aggrievedly: "Then...the baby is a zombie, and zombies like to jump...Mom, do you dislike me and think I am a burden?"

The dead ghost tilted his head back, as if to say, "You're going to do this, kid?"

But Shi Yi just fell for it!

She picked up Xiao Fugui and pinched his face: "That's not what I meant. The strong may not protect the weak, but at least they shouldn't bully the weak. As a zombie, you have extraordinary abilities, and you shouldn't use your strengths to scare ordinary people. This time it was an accident, but you have to take it as a warning to prevent this from happening again. If mom wasn't here, the man just now would have died. How innocent is he?"

The little zombie nodded, not quite understanding, and hugged Shi Yi's neck, putting his face against hers: "Baby, I know, I won't do this again next time."

Shi Yi sighed: "It's also my fault. I didn't teach you before."

She turned around holding the little zombie and muttered, "I don't know if the coffin I ordered for you was made properly. It's not a good idea for you to sleep in the bathtub every day."

Seeing that she was about to leave, the dead ghost said angrily: "Boss...what about me?"

Shi Yi turned around and looked at him: "What do you mean by 'you'? He doesn't understand and neither do you? Get down on your knees!"

The devil who fell to death: "..."

He said it’s reliable to recognize her as his mother, right?

But she thinks he is too big!

When the ghost who fell to death went upstairs, he rolled on the ground.

The hanged man was too busy fiddling with his new cell phone to have time to coax him.

The water ghost squatted beside him and said like teasing a child: "If you are tired, take a rest and then go away. Don't wrong yourself."

The devil who fell to death: "..."

He hates this world!

"Um? Is there someone... a ghost at home?"

The fourth child lay at the door and looked inside.

That’s right, he was chased here by Grandpa Pei.

The water ghost was surprised and asked, "It's you? Why are you here?"

The dead ghost quickly got up and knelt, hugged his arms and asked: "Who asked you to come to my house?"

Although his tone was unkind, the look in Lao Si's eyes when he looked at him was still more distressed: "Do you think I'm choking? If I am, I won't go over."

The dead ghost looked at him warily: "Why are you so easy to talk to? What evil ideas are you up to? Let me tell you! My boss is super powerful!"

The water ghost tried to smooth things over: "Brother, his family is a big client of the master, let him in first?"

The ghost snorted: "I didn't say not to let him in."

The fourth brother's face relaxed and he floated in, but he didn't dare float directly in front of the dead ghost, for fear that he would react again.

The ghost who fell to death wrinkled his nose, and the sour and uncomfortable feeling was gone. He pouted his lips and didn't deliberately make trouble anymore.

After Lao Si came in, he looked around and tried to find a topic to talk about: "Hiss, the decoration style here... um..."

It’s hard to describe in words and I can’t praise it enough.

The fourth brother held it in for a long time before finally saying, "Magnificent!"

The water ghost raised his chin proudly: "Of course, do you see the gold on it? It's all gold, and those shiny things are called diamonds!"

The fourth brother: “…”Are you crazy?

He floated up with some doubt. What normal person would use gold and diamonds as decorations?

The ghost snorted: "Don't look at it, this is what Xia Chenzhai asked Jiu Ye to design!"

Although he didn't know who Jiu Ye was, Xia Chenzhai sounded very impressive.

The fourth brother looked down at him, his eyes almost popping out of his head in shock: "What the hell is that?"

"Master Jiu!"

The ghost who fell to death thought that he was shocked by Jiu Ye’s fame and raised his head proudly.

The fourth child: "..."

Sometimes I really want to call the police.

The fourth child looked at the decoration again, and gradually went from not understanding to understanding.

For Xiaojiu, who is very thrifty and careful with his budget, this kind of decoration using real money represents his sincerity!

But this is unavoidable...

The fourth brother pointed at the roof and couldn't help asking, "Shi Yi, don't you have anything to say about this?"

The water ghost recalled: "Yes, the boss said it was tacky..."

The fourth brother thought to himself that this is right, which girl would like such tacky things?

"But she loves it!"

After the water ghost finished speaking, he laughed: "Who doesn't like this thing? I like it too!"

The fourth brother’s eyes twitched violently.

It's true that for every master, there is every ghost servant!

After the ghost who fell to death did not react to the fourth brother, he became much more rational and knelt beside him and ignored him.

On the contrary, the fourth one came closer: "Why are you kneeling here?"

The dead ghost picked his fingers and said, "I did something wrong, so of course I should be punished."

"What did you do wrong? Let me help you judge." The fourth brother sat down next to him.

The ghost who fell to death pouted his lips in grievance: "It was me... I didn't mean it... The boss only hugged Xiao Fugui... She punished me to kneel down... Tell me, is she partial?"

The fourth child: "..."

No, he doesn't care how old he is. Shi Yi can't hug him, right? What is he thinking about?