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Chapter 273 Black Bear
The fourth brother instructed from the side: "Spread your legs a little and hold on to the branches above! That's right, lift your feet!"
Li Weixi missed a step and fell on his butt.
The fourth child was good at climbing trees, and anxiously pointed at the slightly raised spot on the tree: "I told you to step here, step here! Hold on to this side with your hands!"
Li Weixi rubbed his red palms, and he threw his hands away and shouted to Chu Ling: "You pull the chestnuts, I'll catch them from below."
The fourth brother choked and said earnestly, "Why don't you try again? This... this chestnut squirrel... black bears, yes, black bears like to eat it! It's not safe for you to pick it from below, what if a black bear comes?"
Li Weixi stared at him with dead fish eyes: "How can it be such a coincidence that we can meet a black bear?"
This person is so unlucky that even drinking cold water will get him stuck in his teeth.
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard two sounds: "Ahhh——"
Chu Ling turned around suddenly and saw a black bear standing in the bushes, growling towards him.
Li Weixi looked straight ahead, his body numb. He raised his legs tremblingly, grabbed the tree trunk with both hands, and climbed up the tree again.
Guess what, he actually climbed up this time...
The fourth brother opened his mouth wide, but didn't dare tell them that black bears have the ability to climb trees. He turned around and went to call for help.
Li Weixi didn't know it at the moment. After he climbed up, he laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, I climbed up, I finally climbed up!"
Chu Ling's face turned pale, and he said weakly: "Brother Weixi, this is not the time for us to discuss this, right?"
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. Didn't Brother Ghost just say that it's safe in the tree? At worst, we can pick some chestnuts for him."
Li Weixi's ideas are naive enough, mainly because he has never been beaten.
[Brother, don’t you wonder why your ghost brother ran away? What a swindler! /Covering face]
[Oh my god, these two brothers won’t go offline! I don’t want them to go offline! ]
Chu Ling felt a little relieved by Li Weixi's comfort, and reached out to grab a chestnut: "I still hope it won't come over..."
Bang, bang, bang! The ground shook, and the trees shook as well.
Chu Ling: "..."
Li Weixi: "..."
The two men swallowed and turned around stiffly.
"Ow—"
The black bear had already reached the foot of the tree, staring at them with its head held high.
Chu Ling was crying: "Brother Weixi...what should I do?"
Li Weixi's legs were shaking: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, we are climbing high, at least two or three meters..."
His words suddenly stopped.
Because the black bear slowly stood up and stared at them like a human being.
When it stood up, it was almost two meters tall, and stretched out its front paws toward the tree trunk.
Chu Ling: “!”
Li Weixi: “!”
[Li Weixi, please shut up/cover your face]
[Help! They are scared to death. I am dying of laughter/crying with laughter]
Li Weixi took two deep breaths and said to Chu Ling in a very loyal manner: "Don't worry, brother. If it shakes us down, I'll feed him first and you can run for help, okay?"
Chu Ling tearfully said, "My legs are a little weak. I'm afraid I won't be able to escape, and you'll die in vain. Woo woo woo..."
Li Weixi glared: "! I may not die yet, don't curse me!"
"Ow—"
The black bear slapped the tree trunk frantically, hugged the tree with its front paws, and tried twice.
It exerted force and climbed up.
Li Weixi's pupils trembled: "Oh my god, it can climb trees! It can climb trees!"
Chu Ling: "Yeah! I saw it!"
Li Weixi: "How about we wait for it to climb up, and then we jump down?"
[You are really smart, jump down from three meters! ]
[Black Bear: Look at what you are saying? Can't I jump? ]
Chu Ling hugged the tree trunk and stretched his head to look down: "It felt so low when I was climbing up, why is it so high when I look down?"
Li Weixi leaned over and squeezed him: "Go to the side. Do you think you were injured by the fall or were you killed by the black bear?"
Chu Ling: "...I can't choose? If I go any further, the branch will break!"
These two are still arguing.
The black bear was already halfway up.
[Please, both of you, please pay attention to the business! ]
[Black Bear: Delicious meat, I’m here~]
When Shi Yi and the others rushed over, they had the urge to rush up and kill them.
Because Li Weixi was still squeezing Chu Ling: "Go to the side, if it breaks, it's fine, we can take a ride, we won't die from the fall."
Chu Ling hugged a tree branch and said, "I don't believe it. You just said that the black bear couldn't reach us at two or three meters, but the black bear stood up. Then you said that the black bear would shake us down, but the black bear climbed up... Woohoo, now you say we won't die from the fall, but we will definitely die from the fall... Woohoo..."
[Hahahahaha correct reasoning, I would be scared too/covering my face]
[Otherwise, why do people say that Li Weixi's mouth is scary! ]
[I finally feel safe after seeing Sister Shi/Sprinkle flowers/Sprinkle flowers]
Chu Feifei shouted at them angrily: "Can you please stop embarrassing yourself?"
She ran over in one breath, her lungs almost bursting.
What's the result? These two are making a fool of themselves!
"...Sister? That's my sister's voice!"
Chu Ling lowered her head with tears in her eyes, and ended up shouting, "Sister Shi Yi! Are you here to save me?"
Chu Feifei held a bamboo stick in her hand, pointed at him and said, "Wait until you come down!"
Chu Ling was so scared that he moved closer to Li Weixi: "Brother Weixi...what should I do...my sister will definitely beat me to death..."
Li Weixi said very loyally: "It's okay, I support you!"
The time they spent talking.
Shi Yi had the tiger shout at the black bear twice. With the help of the land god, the black bear came down obediently and stood by, being as well behaved as could be.
Li Weixi and Chu Ling climbed down from the tree one after another.
As soon as Chu Ling came down, Chu Feifei hit him with a bamboo stick: "I'll let you--"
"what--"
Li Weixi screamed like a pig being slaughtered. He was blocked by Chu Ling and grimaced in pain.
A bloody scar appeared on Li Weixi's arm. Chu Ling screamed, "Sister! Look how you beat my brother Weixi. He's a famous male idol! How could you hit him? What if he gets a scar?"
"I...I..."
Chu Feifei was also dumbfounded. She was about to retract her strength before hitting Chu Ling, but she never expected that Li Weixi would block it, and she didn't have time to retract her strength!
Li Weixi leaned on Chu Ling, leaning against him softly: "Wuwuwu... It's okay, it's all my fault... Sister Fei, please don't blame yourself... Ouch... Hiss... Well, it's okay, I'll bear it..."
Chu Feifei looked self-blaming: "There is medicine in the bag, let's go back and apply it first?"
Li Weixi felt aggrieved: "Yeah, okay."
He leaned against Chu Ling and turned his head, then secretly raised his eyebrows at Chu Ling: "As if to say, what do you think? Brother, are you loyal?"
Chu Ling secretly gave him a thumbs up and said, "Brother Weixi, my sister definitely didn't mean it. She never hits me at home!"
Chu Feifei nodded repeatedly behind him: "Yes, yes, yes, I never hit him! Really!"
[The friendship cultivated in the first period is different, there is indeed a tacit understanding! 】
[Sister Fei, you were deceived by them! ]
[Sister Fei: Don’t worry about it, my brother is praising me! /doghead]
Shi Yi leaned against the tree and watched them leave with a smile.
Then she turned around and raised her chin towards the black bear, signaling it to climb up the tree and pick some chestnuts.
The black bear tilted its head and looked at her in shock, as if to say, "Huh??"
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