Explosive! Xuanmen boss is rectifying the entertainment industry

Wei Linlin burst out laughing, and slapped the tip of her nose with her hand in a serious manner: "I don't know who fart, this fart is loud and smelly!"

He Tianqing's face instantly turned livid, and he suppressed his anger and asked, "Junior sister Wei, what do you mean by this? Are you deliberately ruining my reputation outside?"

He thought that he and Shi Yi didn't know each other at all. Her dislike of him when they first met must be because Wei Linlin said bad things about him behind his back!

He Tianqing directly broke through the defense, pointed at Shi Yi and scolded: "Which sect are you a disciple of? If you have the ability to challenge me, what does it mean to accuse Sang and Huai?"

Wei Linlin was almost laughing to death from the two of them. She responded to He Tianqing's words in a verbal quarrel with the crowd: "How big are you? Are you mentioning you in front of the master when I go out? Don't be too proud of yourself!"

Then, she laughed at He Tianqing again: "Are you? Are you worthy of a duel with our Master Shi? Hahahaha... You can beat me in a duel first and then we'll talk!"

Unabashed ridicule from beginning to end!

There were a lot of melon-eating people around, looking sideways and approaching.

The brother and sister He Tianqing looked embarrassed, and He Tianqing said angrily: "Wei Linlin, we are brothers and sisters from the same sect, do you have to make a joke in front of outsiders?"

Wei Linlin, a black man with a question mark face: "Didn't you two make the joke first?"

He Tianqing made a fool of himself.

He Tianqing burst into tears with grievance: "Is it wrong that we just want to meet friends who know you? If you don't want to introduce us, just don't introduce us. Your friend scolds us, and you still help her? Senior Sister Wei, why are you like this?"

Shi Yi, who was watching the show, jumped to the side in great reaction, and then made an exaggerated gesture: "Wait a minute! I have an allergy to green tea tears. When I see green tea crying, I feel itchy and want to punch someone. For safety's sake For the sake of safety, let’s keep a safe distance!”

Wei Linlin burst out laughing: "Hahaha, I guess you got this disease because of the riskiest thing, right?"

Shi Yi waved his hands, with a weathered expression on his face like "I dare not mention the past again."

Wei Linlin smiled and bent down.

He Tianqing's sobs were stuck in his throat, but he shed more tears than before. He was so angry!

He Tianqing felt depressed, pointed at them and shouted: "Don't go too far!"

People who eat melon don’t quite understand what they eat.

"What does green tea mean? Do you want to drink it?"

"It seems like you're scolding those who take advantage of their appearance to pretend to be pitiful and get benefits, right?"

"No, I'm more curious. What did this beautiful woman in motorcycle clothes scold a disciple of the Shangqing Sect just now? Look at how wronged she is."

The owner of the grilled squid turned to the melon-eaters nearby and said, "I'm not scolding you. I'm listening. These two people came here with bad intentions. My guest asked me who farted in a civilized manner, and then she started crying."

People who eat melon: "..."

I was speechless, I thought I was scolding something!

The grilled squid boss then said to Shi Yi in front of the stall: "Fellow Taoist, your four portions of grilled squid are ready!"

Shi Yi scanned the QR code to pay, took the grilled squid, and handed over a folded amulet with a smile: "To thank you for your outspokenness, I give you an amulet. I wish you a prosperous business in the future!"

"Oops! Thank you, Master! Are you so embarrassed? Just wait a minute!" The grilled squid boss took the amulet in surprise and joy, turned around and went to the next stall, took two bottles of ice cola and a few ice creams and put them into a small bag. , walked out of the stall and handed it to Shi Yi, bending down respectfully: "I don't have anything valuable in this stall... Master, don't dislike it!"

How many business people don’t believe in metaphysics? What's more, most of them come here to set up stalls with good intentions and hope that the business will go smoothly and prosperously in the next five years!

Shi Yi took the bag with a smile and left with Wei Linlin.

He Tianqing and He Tianqing were completely ignored by them. Their faces turned blue and white, and they left in disgrace. They could be regarded as hating Wei Linlin and Shi Yi.

The grilled squid boss put away the precious amulet with a smile on his face.

This caused the Taoist friend eating melons on the side to complain: "Boss, you are exaggerating. There are many Taoist cultivators in this evil assembly, but Taoism and Taoism are directly separated by several mountains. The motorcycle just now The beauty in the service is just here to have fun. How can she look like she has any knowledge of Taoism? What can her talisman do?"

The grilled squid boss smiled and said: "Buddhism talks about fate, so I just told the truth for the guests. The amulet was given to me by someone kindly. Whether it is useful or not, it is all out of good intentions, so I naturally have to keep it well!"

At this moment, the fellow Taoist who had just come over to listen suddenly asked: "Wait a minute, what are you talking about about the beauty talisman in motorcycle clothes? It can't be the motorcycle beauty wearing a peaked cap and big sunglasses covering half of her face, right? ?”

The fellow Taoist who was complaining about the boss turned around and said, "Yeah, what's wrong? Do you know him?"

"Hey! You've finally asked the right person!" Taoist friend rolled up his sleeves and couldn't hold back the excitement in his eyes: "That beautiful lady didn't know where she came from. She pinched a talisman and flicked it. I didn't even hear her. Recite the mantra, guess what?"

Everyone asked curiously: "What's going on?"

Fellow Taoist raised his hand: "Bang! It exploded! Fatty Yao was blown up into an African. What's the weirdest thing? Haha, I laughed to death. Fatty Yao asked Grandpa Ghost... It seemed like he was overturned by the bomb. Now, kneel down and roll on the ground begging for mercy!"

Everyone looked at each other.

"real or fake?"

"You are exaggerating!"

The grilled squid owner’s heart was beating wildly: “So, motorcycle beauty master, the talisman is very powerful?”

Fellow Taoist said angrily: "What do you think? I've never seen a talisman that explodes with just a flick without reciting the incantation! It's so easy. Can her talisman be any different?"

"..."

There was dead silence for a second.

Soon the melon-eating crowd gathered in front of the grilled squid boss: "Boss, do you want to sell this talisman? I'll pay you 20,000!"

"Thirty thousand!"

"One hundred thousand!"

"Two hundred thousand!"

Grilled Squid Boss: "Go, go, I won't sell you even one million!"

The melon-eaters were swatted away, and they couldn't help but ask the owner of the nearby beverage shop: "What is this grilled squid boss trying to do? If he doesn't sell it for one million, he doesn't think this talisman is worth more than one million, right?" "

The owner of the beverage stall was chewing melon seeds and glanced at them: "Old Yutou, he has more than a dozen squid chain stores. One million is just a ball."

"what???"

"Then why is he setting up a stall here?"

The beverage stall owner spat out the melon seed shells and said, "It's just a hobby."

The melon-eating crowd was speechless for a moment.

Someone looked at the beverage stall owner and said, "Then you...you probably opened more than a dozen of them, right?"

"No." The beverage boss sighed: "When I was young, I opened two beverage factories. They didn't produce new products. Are they here to promote them?"

Everyone took a look at the new product in his hand, and it turned out to be the best-selling beverage brand in the country: "..." They really made themselves laugh!