Rebirth 70 I love teasing rough men. One child and three treasures

In less than ten minutes, the entire Zheng family knew that Chu Wuxian was hiding in the room and eating shit. Everyone looked sad and stared at his big eyes.

Father Zheng frowned: "What's going on? Is your brother-in-law really hiding in the room and eating shit?"

He couldn't imagine his baby bump eating shit. His handsome face was eating shit. His eyes widened in horror and he stared at the third child, asking him to explain clearly.

"Dad, I just went to my sister's room. I smelled a sour smell before I even got close. It was so stinky that I didn't even dare to get close, let alone call me brother-in-law. It really stinks."

After saying this, Zheng Jiating couldn't help it anymore and ran to the trash can at the door and started retching.

When Father Zheng saw the look on his third son's face, he was so frightened that he almost lost his breath: "Xiaobao, you can't go outside and say it. Do you know that you have to keep this matter a secret?"

Just with this little guy's little speaker, maybe in less than a few minutes, everyone in the entire compound would know about the scandal of his precious son-in-law hiding in his room and eating shit.

Zheng Jiahao walked in with a newspaper and saw that his family members all looked melancholy. Everyone was sighing. No one went to help move, so they all gathered together.

"Dad, what's wrong?"

Father Zheng sighed: "Go and see Xianxian first and then ask me."

How could an old man say this? It was too hot for him to say.

Jin Xiaobao said with a sweet voice: "Cousin, my uncle is hiding in the room eating stinky food. It's very stinky, stinky than little Paula's stinky food."

Hearing this, Zheng Jiahao looked at Jin Xiaobao in disbelief: "What?"

Jin Xiaobao looked serious and said softly: "Really, cousin, if you don't believe it, just go to my aunt's room and have a look. I guess my uncle has finished eating by this time."

"I do not believe."

Zheng Jiahao rushed to his sister's wing as fast as he could. How could his Wang family cub eat that kind of food? It was not like there was no food at home. The closer he got, the more sour the smell wafted from his sister's wing. Brother-in-law, you must not eat the smelly food.

No, he had to go in and stop his brother-in-law from doing this. Before he could say anything, grandma's voice sounded from his sister's room.

"Xianxian, what kind of food is that? Why does it taste so strong?"

She really wanted to say that it couldn't be noodles made from feces. Seeing the child sweating profusely after eating, with a satisfied look on his face, she really couldn't say it.

"Grandma, this is snail noodles. Sorry, I have finished eating it. Next time I will ask Yunyun to get you a bucket and pour boiling water in to soak it. The snail noodles I ate are very good to soak." Chu Wuxian smiled.

He regretted not leaving a bucket of snail noodles for grandma to eat. Maybe grandma also liked to eat it. His eyes fell on a large bowl of ginger shredded chicken porridge on the table. He could still eat it.

Zheng Jiahao walked in holding his nose, glanced at the two empty buckets of snail noodles on the table, and asked confusedly: "Xianxian, what are you eating?"

Don’t say it’s shit, don’t say it’s shit! ! ! !

Zheng Yunyun was carrying a basket of wild strawberries, which was for her husband. She walked in with small steps and sniffed. Who had secretly eaten her snail noodles? She happened to hear her second brother's question. If so, can her man eat it?

Chu Wuxian was a little embarrassed, his ears were slightly red. This was his wife's snail noodles, and now he had eaten them all. He, a grown man, suddenly became greedy, and he felt incredible.

"This is snail noodles, one of the delicacies in Guangxi. It doesn't smell bad and tastes delicious."

Zheng Jiahao was stunned and said: "Smelly food still tastes good? Does it look like stinky tofu?"

Chu WuXian smiled and said, “Yes, second brother, you are worthy of being the leader of the government.”

Now that he had eaten and drank enough, he just wanted to lie in bed and sleep. He vomited all night last night and secretly ran to the bathroom outside to vomit. He didn't sleep well all night. He felt really weak.

"Xianxian, do you still have snail noodles? Let me try to see if it's like stinky tofu." Zheng Jiahao said.

Chu Wuxian blinked and moved his eyes to his wife. It's great that you are back. He will go into the space later and eat as much as he can!

He doesn't know why now, he really wants to eat snacks, all kinds of snacks, how can he become so greedy, eat it so hard, don't spit it out.

Zheng Yunyun said with a smile: "I went into the room and brought out a few buckets for you."

Chu Wuxian: "Honey, thank you for moving with your mother. I will go over to help you this afternoon."

Zheng Yunyun put the wild strawberries on the table and indicated that he could have some: "With the help of Li Laizi and Shen Xiaofeng, the house was settled in the morning. Second brother, please wait here for a while. I will go into the room and get it for you." Snail noodles, each person has a bucket to taste. If you all like the taste, I will send two boxes of snail noodles back."

Zheng Jiahao: "Go and get it quickly!"

Zheng Yunyun: "Okay, I'll be out soon."

Chu Wuxian held a strawberry in one hand and stuffed it into his mouth. It was sour and sweet and delicious: "Grandma, second brother, do you want to eat the strawberry?"

Zheng Jiahao took two steps forward and sat on the chair. These strawberries were hard to come by. Tomorrow he would go to the black market to see if there were any other fruits. He would bring some back to his brother-in-law to eat. See, the Wang family cubs were starving and thin. , when I saw the snack garbage in the trash can, my heart tightened and I was really hungry.

"You eat, I don't."

Chu Wuxian pinched a strawberry and stuffed it directly into Zheng Jiahao's mouth, and smiled: "Is it sweet?"

Zheng Jiahao was stunned and his face was slightly red. This was the first time someone fed him something. The sweet and sour taste in his mouth made him like it even as a grown man. No wonder little girls and children like it so much. .

"Sour and sweet."

Zheng Yunyun entered the room and recited silently, a box of snail noodles, and soon moved out with a box of snail noodles.

"Grandma, second brother, this is snail rice noodle. This snail rice noodle doesn't need to be cooked. Just tear open the package, pour water in and soak it for about ten minutes and then you can eat it."

Chu Wuxian stood up and helped open the carton. These snail noodles basically had a sour and spicy taste. I wonder if grandma can eat spicy food.

Asked: "Grandma, do you eat hot and sour food?"

Grandma Zheng looked forward to it, but it looked delicious: "Eat, grandma hasn't eaten snail noodles yet, I want to try it."

Zheng Jiahao has already poured in the boiling water and will wait for a while.

There was a group of people standing at the door, all of them poking their heads and ears up to listen to the conversation inside. Isn’t it shit? Misunderstood?

Chu Wuxian had long seen a group of people standing at the door. The sour smell of his snail noodles must have attracted everyone here. He couldn't help but laugh and cry. His mother-in-law's family is really fun, and their future life will be colorful and colorful. .

Ten minutes later.

Zheng Jiahao and Grandma Zheng looked at each other, holding back the stinky smell, closing their eyes, and looking like I was trying my best.

Zheng Jiahao took the first bite. Spicy and sour were intertwined, and his eyes lit up immediately. Then he took another bite, and he couldn't stop eating it.

Grandma Zheng squinted her eyes slightly and took the first bite. Suddenly, the taste buds on the tip of her tongue were excited. Her eyes were staring at the box of snail noodles, and she took one bite after another.

This scene made Zheng Jiating, Jin Xiaobao, Father Zheng, Mother Zheng, Mrs. Lan, Mr. Lan, Grandpa Zheng and the triplets standing at the door dumbfounded. They all pinched their noses. Is this really so delicious?

The triplets covered their little noses and looked into the room with question marks on their faces.

A group of people: "???"

Endless aftertaste and addictive taste Anyone who has tasted snail noodles knows that its deliciousness is unforgettable.

Once the mellow aroma and unique taste enter the heart and spleen, it will make people intoxicated.

After just one sip, you feel like you are immersed in a sea of ​​delicious food and can't stop.

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