The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact
Chapter 98: The memorable "Morax had a meal for nothing." It's such a nice leisure da
More than half a month has passed since Jiang Shi, Mandrill, Bronze Bird, Kong, and Paimeng taught a lesson to the Lord Zhuoxingchen who pretended to be an immortal.
During this period, Sora and Paimon also went to Wangshu Inn and retrieved the Tao Xing Chen Tianjun's all-forbidden treasure. They also obtained the letter left for them by Phil Godet, the owner of Wangshu Inn. .
The general content of the letter is as follows: Thanks to all the immortals for their teachings, I have come to my senses and decided to travel around the world to find immortals, learn the Dharma from the beginning, and no longer deceive and deceive. When will I completely change my ways and return to Liyue? I hope Let's get together in the future or something like that.
By the way, Kong and Paimon also knew the real name of Lord Zhuoxingchen, Wang Ping'an.
However, these things can only be regarded as episodes in the leisurely life of more than half a month.
What is really important is the day that is about to arrive, which is called: "Morax gets a meal for free!"
Since Liyue Port was built and Ruoduo Dragon King was sealed, Jiang Shi, Gui Zhong, and Heulia were lucky enough to have a meal at Morax's treat.
Whenever they have free time every year, they will get together, chat with each other, and reminisce about the past.
Of course, all expenses on this day must be paid by Morax with the Mora he earned, and no one else is allowed to pay or reimburse.
To show his dissatisfaction with Morax asking others to pay all day long, he came to prostitute for nothing.
Of course, not only the four of them will get together on this day, they will also bring the other five true kings, or the five great yakshas, depending on the situation.
We also brought Wendy, who came to Liyue for a visit, and several other Seven Gods.
In this party, any of the things discussed may cause huge changes if known to the outside world. Here, they are just topics for daily chat.
Countless ancient mysteries were spit out in this free prostitution "Morax's Meal Day" and served as jokes during meals and tea.
During this period, Jiang Shi complained countless times about the artificially retarded woman on Sky Island. He had never seen such a rigid god.
No matter how outrageous the world that I have been to before, the gods in it will not keep running like an artificial retard.
But this time, the participants were very lively at "Morax's Meal for Free".
Morax is in for a treat.
The lady of Morax who entertained the guests has died.
The ginger corpse being treated.
Heulia was treated to a treat.
Wendy came to Liyue to eat and drink.
Sora, the honorary knight of Mondstadt and the honored guest of Liyue, and his little friend Paimon
Paying the bills to Morax resulted in millions of extra dollars spent on Yingda, Minu, Fenan, and Fushe.
Mandrill has been fighting monsters for thousands of years.
The True Lord Yixiao Dao, the True Lord Cutting the Moon and Building the Yang, and the True Lord Liming the Water and Laying the Mountains all came out for a walk when they had nothing to do.
The old house girl Liuyun Jiefengzhenjun was finally dragged out of the cave.
Grandma Ping was pulled in by a passing ginger corpse.
Gan Yu was dragged by Jiang Xi to relax because he had been entangled in the identity of immortal and human.
By the way, Jiang Xi has handed over Gan Yu's work to the servants of Qunyu Pavilion. As for asking for leave, Jiang Xi has forgotten...
The giants of Liyue Port gathered in Liuliting. Don't ask why it was Liulicing, because Xinyuexuan mainly sells aquatic products, including seafood.
Therefore, Morax never went to Xin Yuexuan to eat. After all, if he wanted to eat moon vegetables, he could just die with Jiang Xi. The seafood feast was cheap, affordable, and large in quantity, so don't worry.
It is true that Morax has had enough.
(By the way, the next few True Lords turned into human forms, which the author speculated based on the plot and the words of True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng. In order to prevent backstabbing, the characters will not be described.)
"I didn't expect that the emperor would also invite people to dinner."
Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun, who has been an old housewife for thousands of years and has turned into a human form, looked at the large table of dishes in front of her and felt incredible. Nowadays, Morax is famous for not bringing money with him when he goes out and relies on others for expenses.
It's incredible that he would spend money to treat guests to dinner.
"Indeed, I was shocked when I first knew that the emperor would treat guests."
Ying Da agreed with Liu Yun Jiefeng Zhenjun. Who knows how surprised she and Fanan were when they first knew that the emperor would treat guests. They thought they were not awake.
After all, as the only store among them that almost closed down after opening, Yingda and Vanan have a deep understanding of Morax's ability to spend money without money.
"I also know how to bring money, but I forget it occasionally."
Morax drank tea and said calmly.
"Indeed, you spend 364 of the 365 days in a year on the road occasionally forgetting to bring money, and the rest of the day, you have to remind me.
By the way, if you catch up with the three hundred and sixty-sixth day of the year, then you will be on the road occasionally forgetting to bring money for the three hundred and sixty-five days of the year. "
Jiang Shi drank wine and complained to Morax expressionlessly.
"Ahem, based on common sense, no one would check their body parts before going out to see if there are any left at home."
Morax tried to explain why he didn't take Mora with him in terms of body parts. After all, Mora was just a part of his body to him. Who would check if their hands or legs were left at home when they went out?
No!
"you sure?"
Jiang Shi showed a malicious smile.
"Except you!"
When Morax saw Jiang Zhi's smile, he knew something was up, and decided to interrupt Jiang Zhi's forward swing.
"Hey, I actually learned how to answer quickly."
Jiang Zhi shook his head with regret, feeling regretful that he had not tricked Morax.
"Speaking of which, why does the emperor want to retire?"
At every gathering, Gan Yu, who was always taciturn, suddenly asked Morax why he was retiring so suddenly.
"Because he wanted to retire, so he retired."
Ginger Corpse learned my nonsense literature.
"Don't worry about Darkness. The reason why I stepped down from the position of Rock God is because my duty has been completed. I have guided the development of Liyue Port for more than 3,700 years.
In these more than three thousand and seven hundred years, not only the immortals and yakshas have been my commanders, but even the mortals have only listened to my oracles.
During the annual invitation ceremony, the oracle I sent down is the creed that the people of Liyue Seven Stars and Liyue Port live by. But whether they are true or not, Liyue can only maintain and develop by relying on my oracle. What about Hong Kong?
Liyue is a "country that walks with the gods", but in times of peace, the power of immortals and yakshas can no longer help the development of Liyue Port.
Liyue Port is evolving into a "people-led country", but they have only taken the first step, and the subsequent steps are still trapped by the "Rock King Emperor".
Both you and Liyue Port trust me to the extent that as long as I am here, Liyue Port will be there.
However, if one day I am no longer here, what will happen to Liyue Port and you?
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