The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

(Let me tell you a joke. Some people say that Qin Shihuang’s physical fitness is not good.

……

I don't know what to say either.

Anyway, I think it's quite ridiculous.

Warring States Period and Seven Kingdoms Period. They all pursue the six arts of a gentleman.

Basically every emperor also exercised regularly before becoming emperor.

Even though the first half of the Emperor's life was full of ups and downs and he had little time to train himself, we can see how strong the Emperor's body was from his daily life.

Not to mention anything else, the memorials that the First Emperor reviewed every day amounted to about 120 kilograms a day now.

According to some records, the First Emperor reviewed more than 600 kilograms of memorials in one day.

What concept? I believe anyone who has ever done a clerical job knows how tiring it is to just sit there and review things.

Secondly, according to the record books, the First Emperor began pursuing immortality at the age of 21 at the earliest.

At this time, it has not reached the level of obsession. Later, it becomes completely obsessed.

Then he started pursuing immortality at the age of 21, and the First Emperor lived for 49 years.

Let's do the math, starting from the year when the First Emperor began to send people to search for the fairy island and ask for the elixir of immortality.

Starting around the age of 41, I started taking those so-called elixirs from the past. Eat until 49.

I have been taking it for eight years, but what were the elixirs made of in the past? Cinnabar, mercury and other highly poisonous substances.

Cinnabar is okay, a smaller portion is fine, but what is mercury? Everyone should be familiar with it.

He died of illness after eating these things for eight years.

If according to some theories, he started eating it earlier, that is, in his 20s or 30s, then the First Emperor would have been eating it for at least more than ten years.

This is called poor physical fitness.

I reviewed more than 100 kilograms of memorials every day and insisted on taking elixirs made from cinnabar and mercury for such a long time.

In the end, he died of illness.

If you say that the First Emperor is not in good physical condition, then what are people now, trash? Pure waste?

People have been eating that mercury and cinnabar for so long. If it were a modern person, I would probably die in just one bite.

It was also due to the poor health of the First Emperor.

You have to have Brother Zheng look down at you with his height of 1m9, and then take out his 1m6 sword, which is about the same height as Cao Cao, and split you in half with one sword, then you are considered to have good physical fitness, right?

I really don’t understand how some people think that the First Emperor is trash.

Prime Minister Zhuge is trash in their mouths.

In these thousands of years of cultural history, those who are praised by even the most deviant people are all rubbish in their mouths. So who are these people, rubbish among rubbish?

Really, we question the benevolence and righteousness of Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty, question the loyalty and bravery of Guan Yu, question Dian Wei's achievements, question Zhuge Liang's ability, question Li Bai's talent, question the talents and strategies of the First Emperor, and question the numerous military exploits of the martyrs.

In their eyes, perhaps the most powerful thing in the world is the keyboard in their hands. )

"Here we are, here we are. There are still some empty rooms for us to stay in."

Jiang Shi took Nasida to his orphanage.

It is late at night now, the children and teachers have gone to bed, and the caregivers have returned to their homes or to the staff dormitories to rest.

Only the security booth at the entrance to the orphanage still had its lights on.

A group of elderly retired adventurers were chatting and bragging inside.

"Huh? Is that Lord Xuanming Knight?"

An old adventurer happened to see the ginger corpse standing at the door.

Just because it was getting late and Jiang Shi was dressed in black, he couldn't be sure.

"That height and body shape are indeed those of the Xuanming Knight. He is the only one who is so tall."

Several other old adventurers lay down by the window and took a look, confirming that it was Jiang Corpse.

The immediate boss of his boss and one of the leading knights of the Knights of the West Wind came, and the group of old adventurers hurriedly wanted to greet him.

But their actions have long been under Jiang Shi's attention.

After giving them a "leave me alone" gesture, Jiang Shi took Nasida and the others directly into the orphanage.

It's late at night and we should let those adventurers have a good rest. They are old and have suffered so many injuries when they were young.

Recruiting them to work as security guards at the entrance of the welfare home is just to give them a job that can barely support their families.

Moreover, his orphanage also needs people to guard it.

Don't let some people with evil intentions sneak into the orphanage.

Although the people who use Xuanming's motherland are better, Jiang Shi is still a little worried about those crazy people.

After all, those guys didn't have a sense of proportion in their actions, and if they couldn't hold back their loneliness and released their true bodies and were seen by children, wouldn't it cause a shadow in people's childhood?

So I decided to recruit from Mondstadt, and a group of old adventurers happened to come over to give it a try.

Originally, they themselves didn't expect to be selected, they just wanted to give it a try. Later, Jiang Shi saw a few of them and stayed.

The reason is that although these old adventurers have injuries, some are disabled, and are addicted to alcohol, they are all pure in heart and they still retain their kindness.

Perhaps their mutilated bodies would make them unable to cope with some dangers.

But their kind and enthusiastic hearts allow them to protect children better than those with stronger strength.

And speaking of this group of old adventurers, they are also related to Bennett.

The adventurer father who brought Bennett back as a baby from the secret realm was a friend of these old adventurers.

Later, the adventurer father died because he was too injured in the secret realm. After his death, Bennett was raised by this group of old adventurers.

When these old adventurers came to apply for the vacant security position in the orphanage, they also wanted to collect money to buy milk for Bennett when he was still a baby.

These old adventurers have no one to rely on, except for the group of brothers around them who have been young and old. There are no family members or descendants.

It was rare for an adventurer to adopt a child and come back, only to find that his old friend died not long after.

In order to take care of the adopted son of their old friend, other adventurers also took Bennett as their own child, so they have been trying their best to get daily necessities for Bennett.

From milk, baby products, etc. needed when you are a baby to clothes and weapons for training when you grow up.

As well as various adventure tools, these veteran adventurers have pieced together them bit by bit.

Because they have no family or offspring, they don't have to save money. They basically use the funds they have to buy wine.

This makes their daily lives very difficult. In addition, most of them are injured or disabled, and few people are willing to hire them.

All he can do every day is do odd jobs or go outside to hunt some prey such as rabbits and deer.

If you are lucky, if you can set a trap and catch a wild boar, you can basically buy a few days of living expenses.

Although they are physically disabled and old, the adventurer soul in their hearts will always burn.

Especially after adopting Bennett, these old adventurers were even more excited.

It’s just that no matter how passionate they are, they can’t resist their aging bodies. After a few years of regaining their vitality, their old injuries have recurred and can no longer support their actions.

If Jiang Shi hadn't given them a job as a security guard in an orphanage with a shift system so that they could rest.

I'm afraid I'll be exhausted already.

Since having Bennett, the old adventurers who have gradually felt a sense of family affection are also very kind to the children in the orphanage.

I would chat with them and have fun every day no matter what happened. Both the elderly and children are accompanied in this welfare home, which is a win-win situation.

This group of old adventurers also likes it here.

Maybe this is the family affection between humans, especially after reaching a certain age.

Arriving deep into the orphanage, there are still some empty rooms.

The orphanage has not adopted any new children recently, so these rooms are also vacant and can be used by Nasida to stay overnight.

"We're here, let's stay here for the next few days."

Jiang Xi tidied the room briefly. Although no one touched it, the housekeeper still came to clean it every day, so it was not considered dirty.

The room is also relatively large, more than 100 square meters, with only four beds in it.

Although it is a welfare home, it looks better than the employee dormitories of many companies.

Nacida also tried the bed and it was very soft.

Much better than the cold ground in Jingshan Palace.

"Is this what a human bed feels like?"

Nacida sat on the bed, looking at the soft mattress, sinking in and bouncing back.

Somewhat delighted.

"Humph, it's just a ball of cotton, isn't it?"

Lei Ding Guobeng has a bad mouth every day, so what's the point of being happy about a weak mattress?

"How about I replace it with a special custom-made hard bed board for you?"

Jiang Shi raised his eyebrows.

"What do you want to do?"

Thunder and Lightning Guobeng was wary, always feeling like something was not going to happen.

"No, don't you think the cotton mattress is too soft and nothing special? I'll give you something special.

A special mattress made of iron nails, wooden thorns and gravel, with high-voltage current stimulation, can also simulate ejection and take-off. "

A small model appeared in Jiang Zhi's hand, a seemingly ordinary bed, but after the internal structure was exposed, it made people shudder.

The mattress was filled with iron thorns and gravel, and the bed was covered with high-voltage wires.

More importantly, this bed can actually eject the person sleeping on it to an altitude of at least 1000m.

At the same time, no landing protection equipment is provided for the other party.

Let the opponent experience free fall from an altitude of 1000m.

"It can be called a must-have item for home travel and murder and arson."

Jiang Shi shook his head, very proud.

"...This is basically a torture tool used for interrogation."

Lei Dian Guobeng looked at the bed that would make him worse than death if he lay down on it, and it would fall to the ground and turn into crumbs.

How mentally twisted does this person have to be to think of making such a bed?

"Who said that, this is obviously a bed that is necessary for home travel, okay?"

Jiang Shi watched the Thunder and Lightning Kingdom collapse. This was the bed he thoughtfully prepared for his eldest nephew.