The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

"Scatterer, haha... I didn't expect you to have such a warm family atmosphere~"

The young master tried his best to hold back his smile and looked at the stragglers. He suddenly felt that the fact that he was the best toy salesman in the Winter Solstice Kingdom was nothing compared to the stragglers, let alone a big or small matter. It doesn’t even count.

Looking at the miserable appearance of the stragglers, and then thinking about his previous life as the best toy salesman in the Winter Solstice Kingdom, the young master now realized the meaning of the ancient Liyue proverb "laughing at fifty steps and laughing at a hundred steps" and the word "gloating at one's misfortune" .

And most importantly, he understood what Jiang Shi meant when he said that as long as you base your own happiness on the pain of others, your happiness will increase exponentially.

Although I have experienced some scenes of social death and fame in the past, compared to the stragglers, the young master found out that he was a small matter. Hey, look at the stragglers, this is called a social death scene, and what he did was at best It’s a small scene of social death, let’s sprinkle some water~

Looking at the stragglers buried under the pile of clothes, the young master and the other nine executives were trying hard to suppress their laughter. It was very rude to laugh in front of the Queen.

What's more, the skirmisher's mental state was not normal to begin with, and this time he was hit to the point where he lost all his glory. What if they laughed out loud, and hit the skirmisher's mental state again, making him even more twisted.

"Fake, everything is fake. Everything in this world is fake. The collapse of a country, the collapse of a country, are all fake. I am clearly destroying myself in return for the collapse of the country, wuwuwu~"

The skirmisher's heart has collapsed. He just wants to hide in this pile of clothes for hundreds of years. Only this pile of clothes can block his piercing sight and bring him a sense of security in the cold winter country. warmth.

However, when he thought that these clothes were the ones he had been forced to wear for taking pictures, he felt that his heart collapsed even more. He was tired. Let's destroy them all. There is no need for this world to exist anymore...

"It seems that I went too far and destroyed the skirmishers."

Jiang Zhi had already seen through the clothes the soldier who was in the pile of clothes. His eyes had lost their brightness and he was completely indifferent. It could be seen that he already wanted to say goodbye to this world.

"I seem to have warned you not to go too far."

Bing Shen turned to Jiang Zhi and complained.

"Didn't I also say at the time that I would definitely go too far?"

Jiang Shi leaned on the throne indifferently, and slapped the animal head that was about to bite him on the armrest to shut his mouth.

"But you're going too far. The skirmishers look like they've been completely beaten."

The Ice God looked at the motionless stragglers in the pile of clothes, helplessly held his forehead and sighed.

"It's okay. If it's broken, it's broken. Anyway, it can be repaired. After you build the teleportation array for sneaking to Dao Wife and send the lady and the skirmishers to Dao Wife, I will take the skirmishers to meet his mother. Let his mother fix him up."

Jiang Shi said very nonchalantly this time, but if you think about it carefully, he is also Lei Qian's son in a sense.

It didn't seem too good to be broken like this. Then Jiang Shi took action and imposed a protective circle on the mental state of the skirmisher.

"This way there will be no problem, we can let him hold on till his death."

Jiang Shi clapped his hands and gave himself a thumbs up. He felt that he had done a very perfect and beautiful job of using other people's pain to build his own pleasure.

"You are quite a bad guy."

The Ice God was no longer able to complain.

"Thank you for the compliment."

Jiang Shi still admitted shamelessly.

"How did Morax and Barbatos put up with you."

Bing Shen felt that his head was hurting.

"Okay, don't discuss these unnecessary things. Now that the meeting is over, you executives can take the first step.

Also, if anyone knows where the straggler lives, remember to take the straggler and his clothes away together. Bing Shen and I still have some things that need to be discussed alone. "

Jiang Shi no longer wanted to discuss the matter of stragglers. If it was broken, it was broken. The worst thing he could do was find Lei Film to fix it after Dao Wife arrived.

"You go first, madam, remember to make good rice wife plans in Mondstadt."

The Ice God asked the executives of the Fools to disperse, and then specifically told the lady to make a plan for her actions during her stay in Mondstadt.

"Yes, Your Lady Queen."

The lady left, and the young master packed up the soldiers and clothes and took them away alone.

Although I don’t know what the young master’s psychology is, but maybe it’s the psychology of being a fallen man from the end of the world, and he feels pity for Shan Bing, a guy who shares the same problem with him.

The young master tried his best to show gentleness, but it might not be convenient for one person to carry so many things, so the skirmisher knocked his head on the ground a few times.

"Okay, it's just us now, what do you want to say."

The Ice God is getting ready for dinner.

"Let's discuss this matter about the fact that you let the Fools carry out the Liyue Port invasion plan this time in Liyue Port, causing my dear clerk, Ningguang's Qunyu Pavilion to disappear."

Jiang Shi put away his throne, then sat on a more normal chair, ready to start condensing light for his dear shop assistant to recover compensation for a group of jade pavilions.

"Isn't this matter led by Morax? I just made a deal with him. You should go to Morax for matters regarding the Jade Pavilion. Why are you looking for me?"

Bing Shen felt deeply speechless, knowing that all the losses caused by Liyue Port were caused by Morax's self-directed and self-acted retirement drama.

Why would this guy Darknas travel thousands of miles to Solstice Country to find her and demand compensation? A drama about the social death of two foolish executives was also staged.

"Huh? No! Do you think I haven't looked for Morax? Wrong! I have already looked for him, and I also made him promise that I would compensate Ningguang with something that is no less valuable than Ningguang's Qunyu Pavilion. Light.

Then it suddenly occurred to me that although it was a retirement drama directed and acted by Morax, and the jade pavilion that condensed the light was gone, it also included the transaction between you and him.

Moreover, the damage caused by the Fools in Liyue Port was not much smaller than that of Auxerre, so I decided to come to the Winter Kingdom again to help Ningguang get compensation from the Fools.

By the way, in addition to this compensation, you also need to compensate for the losses caused by the Fools in Liyue Port, as well as compensation for the diplomatic invasion.

But don't think that if you only compensate Ningguang's Qunyu Pavilion, you don't need to compensate for other things. "

Jiang Shi has now officially entered the role of a diplomatic bully. He has decided that just like he went to Mondstadt to make a fortune thousands of years ago, this time he will also make a fortune in the Winter Country.

"Is there something wrong with your logic?"

Bing Shen looked at Jiang Zhi and his mouth twitched. She always felt that there was something wrong with Jiang Zhi's logic, but she didn't know where the problem was.

But although she didn't know what went wrong, she definitely couldn't let Jiang Xi be so presumptuous now, and she definitely had to bargain.