The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

Hey, I suddenly realized that I had 300 million words. Congratulations, congratulations.

Although my total word count has exceeded 350 million words so far, this book alone has 300 million words.

It would be an understatement to say that it is my proud work.

However, a mere 300 million words is not the main purpose of my celebration this time.

After all, I am the Genshin Impact fan with the most words on the Tomato platform, there is no doubt about this.

What is the main purpose of this celebration? It’s because among the serial rewards, there is a 300 million word piece that can receive a cash reward of 1000 yuan.

You know what I mean, I can get 1000 yuan from the prostitution platform for free. This is the happiest thing for me.

My income this month is 1000 yuan more, although the 1000 more yuan is just over 2000 yuan. But I'm very happy.

After all, it’s a free prostitution platform. Who wouldn’t be happy if they were free prostitutes, right?

So this celebration of 300 million words is mainly because I can get more than 1000 yuan on the prostitution platform for free.

This celebration is much more meaningful than the previous celebrations. The previous celebrations were just word count breakthroughs, proving the ability to write this number of words, but this celebration is a real cash reward.

It would be great if there was a cash reward for every 100 million words.

But thinking about it, I know it’s impossible.

But precisely because of this cash reward mechanism, this celebration is more meaningful.

At the same time, what I will say next will make you happier.

As for what happened? Then I have to mention what happened when I was writing a novel this afternoon.

I was furiously writing the last chapter of my book.

After all, I was very unhappy about the fact that the prequel of Jiang Zhi was killed.

Then when I complained about the prequel of Jiang Corpse, I received a request for help from a friend. That friend was a girl and was rather thin-skinned.

I like to play some music and stuff, and I prefer to post videos and selfies on social platforms.

Then I didn’t know what to think. She especially likes to make friends and has a lot of friends. Basically, anyone who sends her a request will add them.

She looks pretty good, not bad anyway. Without makeup, she is much prettier than most women on the Internet.

I can’t figure out why she likes making friends so much, probably just like she can’t figure out why I don’t like making friends.

In short, she added a new friend some time ago, a man.

Then maybe I saw that the selfies and videos she posted were quite cute, so I wanted to get to know her.

Normally just making friends would be fine, right, but some people really don't have the skills to do it.

According to her, the first two days after joining were fine, just normal chatting and greetings.

As time went by, it became more and more uncomfortable, and some of the conversations could be called harassment.

Moreover, that man seemed to like playing a certain music, and used those bad jokes and earthy love words on a certain music to tease her every day.

He kept asking her if she wanted to see some photos of her abs, and even posted a few selfies. She had long hair and looked like some internet guy.

The filter is thick. I can use this sentence to evaluate it. If the color is more important, it will be a posthumous photo.

It can no longer be fake.

Then she was a little reluctant to talk to the man after being harassed. As a result, the man harassed her again today.

He even said shamelessly, "Baby, what are you doing?"

The tone was so friendly that I didn't know she was the one I thought she was dating.

Originally, my friend couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to scold him back, but he was too embarrassed and finally blamed me.

I gave her an opinion.

He replied: "I'm doing it."

The truth is similar to what I thought. After replying this sentence, the other party was very confused.

In order to facilitate real-time guidance, I made a video call with her. She happened to have a mobile phone. One was used to make videos to show me the chat interface, and the other was used to communicate with the other party.

She has a thin face, can't say any bad words, and doesn't know how to drive.

So those who add her treat her as the little girl next door, the silly girl type.

Then the other party may feel that she is easy to cheat and deceive, so they keep harassing her, and then bragging and so on.

From time to time, the words are a little extreme.

Then this time I sent her a message about what baby I am doing, and I asked her to reply directly saying I am doing it.

He immediately stunned the other party.

It took me a long time to send this sentence, what do you mean?

I asked her to reply, literally.

Then the other party suddenly collapsed and began to be incompetent and furious.

I don’t know if he was planning to cause trouble, but he was very irritable.

After getting angry, he started to carefully ask if he was lying to him?

I asked my friend to turn on the voice chat and put the phone she was using to communicate with me next to her. Then I pretended that she was talking to her partner and said, "Brother, I didn't want to talk to you before because I thought you were naive. Now I don't want to talk to you. That's it." Let you recognize the reality and don’t think that pretty girls are easy to deceive.

With your three-legged cat's prowess at seducing girls, others have already captured her, so stop pretending to be some internet idol. "

Then he didn't know which nerve was stimulated, and he became irritable on the spot.

Scolding my friend for being indiscreet or something.

Then I asked my friend to reply: "I can't help it, it's very fun when I'm working.

Moreover, I don’t pick and choose, I can do it with whomever I want.

But I just don’t like you, and I just don’t want to fuck you.

I'm just chatting with you to kill time and see what other childish things you can say. Now that I'm tired of it, I don't need you anymore.

Never seen again, little internet bastard. "

After replying, immediately block it and delete the one-stop service.

The main thing is that if I win a scolding, I will turn off the mic, making the opponent incompetent and furious.

And the fact is pretty good. My friend did vent her anger, but she was a little worried that the other party would expose the matter and make people who didn't know her think she was a disorderly person.

I advised her to rest assured, after all, it is better to strike first.

I asked her to release all the chat records between this person and her first.

Then I shot a short video to let everyone avoid this lightning thing.

See what he is.

In the end, I sacrificed my chat history with her to prove that this was a show.

Originally I didn't plan to show my face, but in order to prove that my friend was indeed a clean and honest person, she had to put me on the stage.

Then there was one more good guy card among my dozens.

This time it’s a friendship limited edition. Alas, it’s grandma’s. You can’t just give it to a good person. You can just send me some red envelopes and treat me as a treat.

However, I hope this matter can be a warning to everyone, especially women.

If you encounter harassment, don't coddle him. If you don't want to scold him, just block him or delete the one-stop service. Don't get entangled with him.

If the entanglement lasts for a long time and you can't get rid of it, please refer to the above operation.