The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

Sora and Paimon were still working hard.

Jiang Zhi didn't bother them either. Instead, he released part of his power to detect all situations in Liyue Port.

Fortunately, no one died because they were drunk and fell into the stinking ditch or their own vomit blocked their airways.

On the contrary, some of them walked together, got drunk at the same time, fell asleep hugging each other, and vomited all over the other person's face.

I don’t know how they could endure the smell, but they didn’t even wake up. It was incredible.

Fortunately, there was no swindling or anything like that.

Ah, overall it's quite harmonious. Just send those drunk people on the street home, and then clean up all kinds of vomit, excrement and other things in the streets and alleys.

Liyue Port is once again that prosperous commercial capital.

And Jiang Corpse also walked leisurely through the streets and alleys, humming a ditty.

Morax estimated that he still hadn't gotten up at this time. After all, he had to work hard on the wedding night.

If he had the energy to get up early today, Jiang Shi would have to wonder if Morax worked hard last night.

The next thing Jiang Shi knew was whether Morax had worked hard last night. He saw Zhongli drinking tea at a tea stall on the street.

"?"

Jiang Shi slowly typed a question mark. He got up very early today, and it was only 8 o'clock.

At this time, Morax did not accompany him to his death in the small cave, but came out to drink tea?

These two people didn't just lie in bed and sleep all night last night without doing anything, right?

Jiang Shi walked up behind Zhongli and patted his shoulder.

"You're not at home at this time, why did you come out to drink tea?"

Zhongli looked back with melancholy on his face.

"What's your expression?"

Jiang Shi looked at Zhongli's expression, why did he feel so weird?

Still feeling melancholy after the wedding night? Could it be...

"hiss……"

Jiang Shi took a deep breath and had an unpleasant idea.

"You won't... finish it in three seconds, right?"

Jiang Xi asked cautiously.

There is no other possibility that can make a man look melancholy after the wedding night.

"..."

The melancholy on Zhongli's face turned into speechlessness.

"I just...sigh...that's all. I can handle this matter alone."

Zhongli's reaction made Jiang Shi even more suspicious of the possibility.

"What's that? Zhongli, although this thing is indeed a bit hard to talk about, it's not too rare.

If it doesn't work, I can go to other worlds or use other methods to replenish you. There is no problem in extending this time. "

Jiang Shi patted Zhongli on the shoulder.

As a man, he knew Zhongli's pain. Although he had not tried it, an hour or two should not be a problem.

"...No, Jiang Shi, it's not about that aspect, it's just that I... last night..."

Zhongli slapped Jiang Xi's hand away and decided to speak out to defend his innocence.

He is also a god of martial arts after all, how could he collapse so easily?

"Well, you said I was listening. Don't worry, we all know about private matters and won't tell others."

Jiang Shi also thoughtfully arranged a small barrier to prevent outsiders from hearing the sound.

But it would be better if you could ignore the tape recorder the grandson is holding behind his back.

Zhong Li looked at Jiang Xi's serious face, and finally could only tell everything about last night.

On the one hand, it is to prove his innocence. He is not a god who can finish things in three seconds.

On the other hand, what he did last night was indeed a bit unspeakable.

Jiang Xi also fell into deep thought after hearing this. This matter seemed to be beyond his expectation, but it was also reasonable.

“So…you two were there last night after we went back.

Because I was alone in the same room and felt shy at the same time due to the atmosphere at the time, I finally tried several times but found that I was too embarrassed to face each other.

With their heads covered, the two of them slept in bed all night and did nothing? "

Jiang Zhi paused.

"Then the wedding night for you two has no meaning.

The bridal chamber, the bridal chamber, if you can’t do the bridal chamber, you two are in a shitty bridal chamber. "

Jiang Shi couldn't bear to look at Zhongli.

He was afraid that he would beat this stupid kid to death.

I was really so angry that I had nothing to say.

Although I know that Zhongli and Guizhan are unexpectedly stubborn and naive in some places, but to be able to do this is unprecedented and unprecedented.

Before they got married, they would ask him from time to time when they could get married. On the actual wedding day, the two of them were too shy to face each other, so they kissed hastily.

Then you got your head covered and went to sleep. Your wedding night was really special.

Jiang Zhi wanted to unscrew Zhongli and Gui Zhong's heads to see what was inside, pig brains?

"This matter... must not be told to others."

Zhongli now expected Jiang Xi to keep it a secret, and he was too embarrassed to tell anyone about it.

He also knew that what he did last night was really sorry for the long preparation for marriage, but every time he and Guizhi looked at each other, the two of them were really shy and embarrassed to face each other.

In the end, after many failed attempts, the two could only give each other a good night kiss, and then went to sleep with their heads covered.

“I fucked it.

If the situation is not wrong, I really want to say something, you stand aside and watch what I do, watch it carefully, and learn from it. "

Jiang Zhi covered his face.

He can't just stand by and give guidance on this kind of thing.

"Cough cough..."

Zhongli turned his head. He was also very embarrassed, otherwise he wouldn't have gotten up so early and ran out to drink tea, only to end up falling asleep in the cave.

"Actually, this matter..."

After a while, Zhongli, who felt that something was indeed wrong, turned his head and wanted to share the good method he had just thought of with Jiang Shi.

But as soon as he started talking, he gradually blushed, then his voice became smaller and smaller, and then he felt embarrassed to speak.

"..."

The corners of Jiang Shi's mouth twitched, and the corners of his eyes twitched.

"You are already an old man who is over 6000 years old. Please don't show such an innocent boyish expression, okay?"

Jiang Shi wanted to punch Zhongli.

Why does this expression look so uncomfortable?

"Cough cough!"

Zhongli readjusted and told Jiang Xi the good method he had just thought of.

That is, the two of them will cover each other's eyes tonight and try it. If they can't see, they won't be shy.

"Then I'll give you a simpler and less troublesome method. I'll gouge out your eyeballs right now.

In this way, you two can't see each other at all, so you won't be shy at all. "

Jiang Shi looked calm.