The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

(There was an accident.

I'll check in first and you can watch it tomorrow, or wait until 12:30.

Let me tell you the main reason for this accident.

It was just in the afternoon that I couldn't hold it back. I couldn't resist the temptation of playing cards.

Then I went to play another round of cards with Ying, wanting to see if I could win this one.

Then I was pressed to the ground and rubbed again. The knife struck me, but it didn’t seem to have cracked open the screen of my phone.

What's the key? The most coincidental place is when the shadow element bursts out and Wuxiang's knife strikes.

I don't know what's going on here, maybe there's a little bit of static electricity.

It just made my hands numb, and then the phone fell down.

Coupled with the special effects of the ultimate move that the element of shadow explodes, and the sound of thunder glowing with purple light.

I fucking thought Ying put the dimensional wall on the wall and hacked me apart.

At that moment, I really wondered if the shadow would come out of the screen in the next second.

After all, the timing is really perfect.

Just after playing a round of cards and entering Shadow's turn, she opened an elemental burst, and then my hands went numb.

At that moment I really made up my mind, and I felt like my fantasy had come true. I want to see the old man and the others with my own eyes.

But it turned out that I was overthinking it. It was impossible to travel through the dimensional wall.

At least, so far, Ying and the old man have not been able to get out of the mobile phone screen.

Then, if nothing goes wrong, I was cut into a black and white screen by the shadow.

After that, I reluctantly tried a few more games, but the outcome was the same every time. Anyway, I couldn't beat Ying. In terms of playing cards, I can only say that Ying is the strongest one.

When I was fighting with the old man last night, I was really grateful to the old man for admitting it and letting me go through it again without petrifying me.

Then I didn’t know, I dared to challenge Ying, but Ying didn’t tolerate me at all, he just hit me with a knife. Well, the damage is really nothing to say.

Thinking back to the fact that Ying once practiced kata so hard to win the kata contest, I wonder if Ying also heard that the game Summon of the Seven Saints is very popular.

She decided to train herself to be the strongest before others challenge her, and then surprise everyone.

After all, for Kage, no matter what, she cares about winning or losing.

Whether it's singing skills, martial arts skills, uh, cooking skills may not be considered, but in other areas she still cares about her winning or losing.

As a natural warrior and a general, she is very serious about her persistence in winning and losing.

It was just a little too serious, and there was really no mercy at all, no politeness at all, and the damage caused by the knife was breathtaking.

It's comparable to Master Diluc who did 41 damage when Seven Saints Summons first came out.

After experiencing several failures in succession, I decided to start over again, adjust myself, and then challenge Shadow.

Then I received a video that someone else shared with me.

How can I put it, that video made me unable to refuse.

It's a video about a muscle behemoth, the uncrowned king of traditional bodybuilding.

There is no muscle that anyone can say no to.

Then I was immersed in the video of The Uncrowned King and couldn't extricate myself. As a result, I started posting a little late.

I know you may not quite understand what traditional bodybuilding means.

But for people like me who know something about it, especially those who like the kind of muscular monster.

There is really no way to refuse the video of The Uncrowned King, a man who has a considerable status in traditional bodybuilding.

So to speak, even if I'm dating the person I love or even doing something in bed.

As long as someone shares this video with me, the first thing I will do is watch the video before doing anything else.

Now that the Internet is developed, you may have seen many muscular men or fitness bloggers, but they are all fitness hobbies in the gym.

Fitness and bodybuilding are two different things.

Bodybuilding is divided into classical bodybuilding and traditional bodybuilding.

Classical bodybuilding is the pursuit of muscular beauty.

The most perfect muscles, I believe you have all heard of the sculpture-like muscles of ancient Greece.

Classical bodybuilding is about judging whose muscles are closer to ancient Greek sculptures.

And one of the most famous people is the governor.

Yes, the governor who played the Terminator.

Although there was no distinction between classical bodybuilding and traditional bodybuilding at that time.

But based on current perspectives and evaluations, the governor is a classical bodybuilder.

I'm sure you've all heard more or less about how perfect the governor's muscles are.

Especially the video of the governor's game when he was young, the muscular beauty is really strong.

And the uncrowned king they shared with me is equivalent to the governor in traditional bodybuilding.

You understand this metaphor, right?

No one can deny the governor's youthful muscles.

Likewise, no one can reject the muscular behemoth of the Uncrowned King.

Compared with classical bodybuilding, which pursues muscle beauty, traditional bodybuilding is more inclined to break through the limits of the human body.

Doping is not allowed in both classical and traditional bodybuilding.

On this basis, traditional bodybuilding constantly challenges the limits of human muscle.

It can be said that in a sense, the traditional bodybuilding group represents the peak of human muscle.

It is the maximum extent that human body muscles can grow.

Without taking medicine, you can only rely on protein supplementation and training to continuously grow your muscles.

They are the pinnacle of human body limits.

And the Uncrowned King is the pinnacle of this group of people.

It is the limit of human muscle limits.

Although many people can't accept that kind of muscle, for people like me, that kind of muscle is what I dream of.

Really handsome.

I highly recommend you to check it out, it’s really cool.

It's different from the abs photos, muscular men and the like on the Internet.

That kind of thing can only be said to be something trained to cater to the tastes of the opposite sex.

Traditional bodybuilding and classical bodybuilding are the muscles that real men should like.

Proper fitness attracts the opposite sex, and excessive fitness attracts the same sex. This is the truth.

That kind of muscle really can't be obtained even with hard work, only talent, and only those who truly have this talent and can reach this level of body muscle can get it.

It’s a muscle that ordinary people can only envy and hate! )

Speaking of which, if Jiang Shi's muscles are fully expanded, he would also belong to the ranks of traditional bodybuilding.

It's just that his body proportions are so good that no matter how much his muscles swell, they are still beautiful and look more like those in classical bodybuilding.

It can't be said that there is classical bodybuilding. Jiang Shi's muscles cannot be classified into any group.

Jiang Shi's muscles are normally perfect.

If fully expanded, he would probably become something like a giant.

Putting on clothes, Jiang Shi is a burly and imposing man.

With his clothes off, Jiang Shi's muscles could make everyone who saw his muscles couldn't help but imagine what would happen if they were rubbed by his fist.

That kind of muscle is one that you can tell by looking at it that you and the other person are incompatible with each other.

One punch from Jiang Corpse will send someone else to the bottom.

This is the visual impact of Jiang Shi’s muscles, which are quite powerful.

It's a pity that this grandson doesn't like to show muscles.

Obviously when he first came out, he was a guy who wanted to run naked on the street, but he didn't expect that he later didn't like to show off his muscles.

What a waste of all those good muscles.

By the way, why don't I secretly take some photos when Jiang Xi isn't paying attention?

At that time, you can still use it to fool some young people who are not deeply involved in the matter.

After all, it's too troublesome to deal with old youtiaos, so it's easier to fool young people.

Jiang Shi shouldn't care about this kind of thing, after all, those young people can't catch his eye.

At this time, Jiang Xi still didn’t know that I was really planning to use his body photos to deceive others.

I was wandering around the streets of Liyue Port, but unfortunately I didn't meet any acquaintances.

After all, most of my acquaintances are still lying down.

Even those who are not lying down have gone to do their respective jobs. For example, Ning Guang is currently handling various large and small things in the General Affairs Department.

Liyue Port has been at a standstill for a few days, and the things accumulated are huge.

It can be said that Liyue Qixing is now too busy to find the southeast, northwest and northwest.

They have been transformed into official shapes.

In addition to cleaning the streets, there are also guests who have accumulated in the past who need to be brought in.

But Ruotuo Dragon King is now drunk to death, and the rock dragon lizards will not leave until they receive orders.

So far, people gathered outside Liyue Port have been unable to come in.

But even if they can come in, Liyue Qixing doesn't want them to come in. After all, the streets of Liyue Port are really miserable now.

Let's put it this way, if there wasn't a pile of filth on the ground, it would be no different from being massacred.

They were lying all over the place, and some of them had some postures that they didn’t know how to achieve, which were particularly anti-human.

That kind of posture can usually only be seen in certain areas where the war was particularly intense.

And this kind of posture can usually only be found on the shattered bodies of bombs.

The twist is worse than that of a marijuana flower.

The DNA structure is not as twisty as he is.

After Jiang Shi wandered around Liyue Port for a long time, he finally met his first acquaintance, Kong and Paimon.

These two guys also stayed in the shadow shop last night, but Jiang Xi didn't find them this morning.

I just thought about what mission these two guys might go out to do.

After all, these two guys always get extremely busy during the holidays.

Of course, their wallets will also be richer, and then others will drain them dry.

Moreover, Jiang Xi was not surprised not to see the two of them so early in the morning. Maybe it was another urgent task. After all, the Adventurers Association never let go of every free labor force.

What Jiang Zhi didn't expect was that Sora and Paimon's emergency mission was somewhat strange.

The General Affairs Department and the Adventurers Association were short of people, so they launched a joint mission.

Let people who have nothing to do help them deal with the intoxication and sanitation of Liyue Port.