The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

As the Hai Deng Music Festival comes to an end, the wedding between the Hai Deng Festival and the old man has also officially come to an end.

After Jiang Shi and Ruoduo Dragon King had been making trouble with Morax for a while.

He couldn't wait to prepare for the wedding ceremony. Although Jiang Shi was not going to participate in the wedding ceremony, he still had one thing to do.

When a couple gets married, there is another custom called bed pressing. After all, this custom must be completed before the wedding with Morax.

As for the candidate who would press the wedding ceremony, Jiang Xi had actually already chosen him, and that was Du Lin, who had not shown up at the wedding.

And Jiang Youyou, who has been missing for a long time.

The custom of bed pressing is actually an auspicious custom. It mainly involves selecting children from the groom's family or relatives, or friends' children to roll around on the groom's and bride's beds.

The child must be younger than the groom, and must not have been married or had sexual intercourse.

At the same time, one should not be too understanding of the affairs between men and women, and must be very pure and masculine.

The custom of pressing the bed can also be regarded as a way of carrying on the family line in some places.

For example, if you let a pure and masculine boy roll around on the bed, the bride will have a greater chance of giving birth to a son in the coming year.

But this statement is actually unreliable, and most people don’t care at all.

The main meaning of this statement is to combine it with another statement.

That is the bride's bed, which cures all diseases.

This saying comes from the fact that newlyweds will be very happy when they get married, and the bride and groom belong to the dragon and phoenix on the auspicious day of the wedding, and the dragon and phoenix are auspicious.

Therefore, the phoenix bed will also be auspicious.

But women are Yin, and when the Yin energy is combined with the auspicious energy, you don’t know what will happen.

At this time, it is necessary to let the pure young man who is still a virgin, who does not know about sexual intercourse and has never been married, go to bed and roll around.

Let the most yang and strong energy in the body combine with the auspicious energy to stimulate this auspicious energy.

Then it is combined with the Yin Qi of the bride to dispel the disease and disaster in her life.

At the same time, with the help of auspicious energy, this unmarried young man can also receive the blessings of the bride and groom.

From now on, I can find true love and grow up without illness or disaster.

It is a mutually beneficial thing for both the newcomers and this young boy.

And the press has a more transparent custom. It’s called joy upon joy.

What is this requirement? The boy who was pressing the bed accidentally peeed out a pool of child urine while pressing the bed, and wet the sheets.

Although it may not be regarded as bedwetting, at that time, for some elderly people, especially those who knew the rules, it was a blessing upon another.

It's a good thing.

Because the urine of a boy drives away evil spirits and avoids evil, plus the auspiciousness of the union of the bride and groom, the joyful atmosphere and the masculine energy in the young body.

When the four kinds of Qi are combined, the red-clothed ghost will have to get out of the way.

It can be said that it is immune to all evils and all ghosts.

No matter what kind of illness, pain or disaster, this family will be far away from now on.

Of course, this is just a statement, but many old people still believe it.

No reason, just for that good omen.

After all, it doesn’t matter if it’s superstition or something else. Everything is based on the wish to make your children live a better life.

Then no one wants their children to be poor and suffer all their lives, right?

So these customs are actually just to bully your own children.

Normally, the person chosen must be a boy.

One or two young men went up to press the bed, but Jiang Shi also changed directly.

No reason, just to let Morax have both children.

Du Lin and Jiang Youyou both meet the conditions for pressing the bed. When the time comes, let them go up and roll around.

After they finish rolling, if there is someone suitable to continue rolling, if not, they will make a fuss in the bridal chamber and then withdraw immediately.

The rest of the time is for Morax and Endgame.

Most of the mortals were so drunk that they fell unconscious.

The performance of "Rainbow Color Tour" has also ended. People took advantage of the fact that it was still relatively early, around one in the morning. Went to the night market with friends and family.

The remaining immortal yakshas and mortals gathered around Morax and came to the bridal chamber.

Then Jiang Xi called out Du Lin and Jiang Youyou from the crowd.

After letting Morax help him up, Du Lin and Jiang Youyou obediently rolled up and down a few times, and then came down.

Others also want their children to roll up there, just think about it. Let mortals roll onto the god's bed, and I'm afraid they won't be able to bear it. So I'm a little bit hesitant to make this request.

"Come if you want. There is no status difference on the big day. It's better to say that the more festive the better."

Jiang Shi called people over.

Morax didn't mind either, people were nice anyway. Regardless of himself, the more blessings he can receive, the better.

Seeing that the gods didn't care, people immediately picked up all their eligible children and began to press them into bed.

I hope to receive blessings from the gods. And among them there are also some people who have no acde.

"Hey, that 18-year-old kid is going too far. Put it down. He's already an adult."

Jiang Shi stopped the old man who was dragging his 18-year-old child and about to throw him on the bed.

Although the requirement is that the child is not as old as the groom, the premise is that the child is not an adult, and it will be a big deal if he becomes an adult.

It's a pity for the old man who failed to fish in troubled waters, and his 18-year-old child also breathed a sigh of relief. He was rolling around on God's bed in front of so many people. Just thinking about it was shameful!

Soon, all the eligible children were gone. The bed-pressing session was also officially over, and everyone had some fun in the wedding room, such as playing some small games to see how the groom and the bride's tacit understanding was.

Morax needs to tell the general situation and characteristics of an object, and ultimately guess what the object is?

Win two out of three games. In this game, even if newcomers pass the level, they will be punished if they fail.

For example, two people need to face each other and catch the falling paper with their mouths. If they fail to catch it, they can kiss through the red hijab.

Fortunately, the tacit understanding between Morax and Gui Zhong was pretty good, and they won all three games. People felt a little pity because they didn't see the punishment. But the main purpose of having a wedding ceremony has been achieved, and they gradually retreated, leaving time for the new couple.

A real wedding ceremony does not require any big and lively scenes. Just make the new people happy.

Jiang Shi was the last one to walk out of the house. Before closing the door, he raised an eyebrow at Morax and showed a "come on" expression.

It looked like she wanted to see the little emperor born tomorrow.

When the wedding was over, people dispersed. Go and do what you want to do with your family and friends.

The gods' mess also needs to be dealt with.

For example, a certain Barbatos who was so drunk that he had completely slept to death.

Although Barbatos has to be beaten every time he sees him. At that time, he saw the drunk Barbatos lying on the ground and sleeping.

Jiang Shi finally sighed and decided to find a place for him to live.

Except for Barbatos, the situation of the other gods is not much better.

Red King Akhmar and Flower Goddess Nanbei gradually lost themselves in the dance.

The two were in a state of confusion, having sex after drinking, and they both drove each other to sleep.

Now the two guys are sleeping on top of each other on the ground.

Mainly because the dance of Flower Goddess Nabu was so graceful that Red King Akhmar was fascinated by it for a moment.

Then Nabu, the Goddess of Flowers, drank a lot of wine. After the dance, Nabu, the Goddess of Flowers, was a little thirsty again. Upon seeing this, the Red King Akhmar also poured a lot of wine into her.

As a result, the two of them got drunk and drank each other down. A great opportunity was missed.

The God of Thunder Baal and the Great Ci Tree King had a great talk, and then they drank too much on a whim. Now the two men faced each other and fell asleep with their heads lowered.

The God of Thunder, Balzebul, was influenced too much by the Son of God Yae and Hu Zhai Palace.

And Yae Shenzi and Foxai Palace were drunk too much by Miyachiyo who got drunk.

Sasa Yuri and Kujo Sora have been beaten to their knees by Mio Chiyo.

In order to prevent himself from being entangled by Narukami's followers, Orobus drank too much.

But Tevalin and Andrius did not run away after all this time.

Vanessa caught her drinking too much.

And Vanessa got herself drunk very boldly.

Heulia and Bazi drank too much, and Ocell could have been spared, but instead, Marcusius, who was not a good drinker, came out.

So Osel could not escape the end of being drunk.

Ruotuo Dragon King was the luckiest one. He remained awake until the end, until he found the five drunken kings and five great yakshas.

And the ten people on the opposite side also found him awake.

So in Ruotuo Dragon King's frightened shouting: "Don't come over!!!"

The last survivor, King Ruotuo, also joined the ranks of those who died drunk.

The five true kings and five yakshas who had completed their mission goals also smiled at each other, fell to the ground and fell into a deep sleep.

Now the only conscious person on the field is Jiang Zhi.

The three unlucky guys, Sora, Paimon and Bronze Bird, were entangled by the former immortals and yakshas, ​​and then they also got drunk.

Nasida was curious about everything in Liyue Port, so she walked around and then got tired.

In addition, I was a little full from eating and fell asleep.

Judging from the goal of tonight's banquet, at least the entire Liyue Port Immortal Army was annihilated.

And Jiang Zhi had to drag this large group of drunken and unconscious guys.

Find a place where they can stay.

In the end, Jiang Shi also successfully found a place for them to stay. Although the place may be a little crowded, it can still accommodate everyone.

This is due to the fact that Ruoduo Dragon King has returned to his human form.

Tvarin and Andrius were also cast into human form.

Otherwise, we would be too exhausted to squeeze in so many people.

After dealing with everyone, Jiang Shi also went back to his house to sleep, not forgetting to drag Du Lin and Jiang Youyou back to the house.

How could these two naughty kids drink wine as a drink?

Jiang Shi really couldn't understand.