The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

Jiang Shi finally remembered what he had forgotten.

He first went to Wangshu Inn to find Mandrill not only because he wanted to inform Mandrill about Morax's marriage, but also to ask Mandrill if he had seen which direction Zhongli went.

As a result, Mandrill was not found at Wangshu Inn, so he ran to Jueyunjian and saw so many immortals gathered together, and heard about the embarrassing incident that happened to Kong on the way up the mountain.

So Jiang Shi was so excited that he forgot about looking for Zhongli.

And now he has returned to the Shadow Shop from Jueyunjian. It is unrealistic to go back to Jueyunjian or Wangshu Inn to find Mandrill.

It would be too troublesome to call Mandrill over again for this kind of thing.

But if he didn't find Mandrill, how would he know where Zhongli had gone?

Jiang Xi thought, he really didn't want to use his strength to find someone, it would be too troublesome.

"Uh, ahem, are you still there, that author?"

Jiang Xi asked tentatively.

"Your father is here. If you have anything to say, just tell me."

I'm still working on other things.

"Let me ask, where should Zhongli be now?"

Jiang Xi felt that the easiest way, besides asking Mandrill, was to ask me.

"Where do I know where to go? I don't live on the continent of Teyvat."

I think Jiang Shi is having a whim.

"Hey, aren't you the author? At least you have a God's perspective and official authority. Can't you just think of a position?"

Jiang Xi just wanted to be lazy.

"I'm the author, not your game manager. If you say GM, I'll be GM.

After all, the old man and the others are also living people. How do I know where they have gone?

Can't you just look for it yourself? Anyway, it’s just a thought. If you have time to talk nonsense to me, you’ve already found someone yourself, okay? "

I really don’t want to deal with Jiang Xi.

"That's what I said, but aren't you lazy now? I just want to sleep."

Jiang Shi was lying on the bed, motionless.

"I'm still fucking lazy, brother. I stay up until early morning every day and only sleep for six or seven hours a day. I still want to fucking sleep."

I really want to spit in Jiang Zhi's face.

“Hey, ok, ok, I’ll figure it out myself.

Looking at you, someone who didn't know it would have thought you were going to eat people. "

Jiang Shi curled his lips.

"You bitch, get out of here!

Your prequel data is not even as good as Ling Yi's, you have the nerve to say it. "

I get so fucking angry when I mention this. I don’t know if Jiang Shi showed off too much before, but as a result, he threw himself into the public eye after the prequel came out.

Damn, during the first show, the highest number of people a day was 500, and now it has dropped to dozens of people a day.

Ling Yi's side managed to reach more than 700 people a day, although now it's only more than people a day.

But Ling Yi's book is really better than Jiang Shi's prequel in every aspect.

I really suspect that it was because this guy showed off so hard when his prequel first came out that he was punished by God.

"It has nothing to do with me. You don't write about me training hard every day. You don't write about me fighting monsters every day. You have to write about me being beaten or treated on the road.

Can you blame me? Can't blame me. "

Jiang Shi would never take the blame.

"Your daily training is so easy to write about. This is the end of the world, not a tradition.

Do you want me to write that on your first day you did 200 push-ups, 200 sit-ups, a 10km long run, a 5km sprint, a 3km weight run, 100 100kg bench presses, 100 frog jumps, pull-ups, and punches? , kick two thousand times, and then add ten sets of basic martial arts training?

Life was like this every day after that. It wasn't until you met Liu Yayue that you started to train with others?

If tens of thousands of people read it, I will write like this in every book in the future.

It can not only improve the number of words, but also attract people and make money. That is perfect for me.

Is that possible? is it possible? is it possible? Will anyone watch it? impossible.

How could anyone possibly read hundreds of chapters with exactly the same content?

I can’t even stand it, okay? "

I really admire Jiang Shi. His daily training can be said to be boring and anti-human.

If it weren't for the "darkness", I guess the ginger corpse would have become nutrients in the soil.

"Isn't it bad?

If anyone can do this and complete this cultivation secret book within 12 hours, then he will be invincible, right? "

Jiang Shi is very confident in his cultivation method. He can guarantee that as long as someone can train according to his method for a month, he will definitely become the pinnacle among human beings.

And I can guarantee that if anyone really dares to train according to his training methods.

One day I was exhausted, two days I was disabled, and three days I died.

I still persisted for a month, until about 5-7.

I don't even go through a whole set of training in advance.

Just the following ten sets of basic martial arts training.

Do you know what that martial arts training is?

Fight all the martial arts schools in the world.

This is called basic martial arts training.

If someone could finish this one in one day, they would already be at the level of gods.

Also add the previous pile, and then do this basic martial arts training ten times.

It’s no longer human beings who can do that.

Therefore, it is normal for ginger corpses to be often mistaken for mutants or other creatures by others.

After all, his training methods are anti-human, and so are the wounds on his body.

When someone was treating a wound, they would just use a knife to cut off the necrotic part, then roughly pour disinfectant alcohol on it and wait for it to grow back.

Really, if "Darkness" hadn't kept Jiang Xi in the dark.

He had already died countless times.

"Nonsense, didn't I do this when I was still human?"

Jiang Shi himself is a living example.

He was able to accomplish all the above things during his human period, and he persisted for more than ten years.

"Hehehehe, please ask some non-human creature to give some clues about its various behaviors and body during the human period.

No normal human being can break a reinforced concrete wall with one punch. "

Jiang Shi is really not a human being at all and has no sense of his actions.

I believe that everyone here now has some understanding of Jiang Shi’s life experience.

On the day he turned 18, "Darkness" imitated humans and held a coming-of-age ceremony for Jiang Shi.

And let Jiang Corpse drink a lot of wine to test Jiang Corpse's alcohol capacity.

As a result, Jiang Shi didn't know much about wine at that time, so he drank tons of liquor after catching it, and drank two bottles in a row.

And I believe you all know what the consequences of this kind of behavior will be, and that is directly to the top.

Then Jiang Shi grabbed tons of tons of liquor around him while he was drunk.

It was a pound of wine, and this guy drank six bottles in a row.