The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

(There is a saying that says blessings never come in pairs, misfortunes never come alone.)

I have not only mentioned this sentence many times before, but it has also come true many times.

That is really the wisdom of our ancestors!

Didn't I just have a dream? I dreamed that I finally got the money when I was playing Xi'er.

Just when I was about to get excited, a phone call woke me up.

Then I had almost forgotten about this incident in the afternoon, but something happened to me again that made my blood pressure soar.

Isn’t it quite popular that Star Dome Railway has been launched recently? And it’s the same as Beng 3. The characters in Star Dome Railway will call you to chat, or ask you if you have downloaded the game.

Then, then the problem lies with this phone call.

In order to receive this call, I turned off all blocking and blocking on my mobile phone, just because I was afraid that he would block my call and prevent me from receiving calls from official Star Railway characters.

Then until around 18:07 this evening, a notification popped up on my phone.

The call you are about to answer next, Dan Heng, a member of the Star Dome Railway train crew, has been marked as a harassing call by many people and was successfully intercepted.

When I saw that information, my mind slowed down for two seconds.

Then suddenly I reacted, oh fuck.

The official phone number I tried so hard to listen to was blocked for me.

Damn it, I turned off all blocking on my phone in order to receive the official call.

As a result, some beast marked their phone as a harassing call, causing the phone to trigger automatic interception.

No, I can’t figure out which of these people are mentally ill? Shouldn't you be happy when someone's official character calls you?

What kind of dog brain and pig brain are mixed together to make shit, and the brain comes out to mark people's harassing phone calls, and there is some kind of promotion on it.

Then the phone ended it automatically. I watched the call come, and then my cell phone prompt popped up, and then the call disappeared. I called back and was hung up directly.

Did I knock it in?

Really, I have never been so speechless in my life.

I finally received a call from an official character, but the phone hung up on me because a bunch of idiots marked him as a harassing caller.

If you don't want to pick up, you can hang up. Why are you marking people? I'm really convinced.

It's the Chinese New Year, isn't there a New Year Valkyrie to express condolences to Beng San during the Spring Festival? Also on the phone.

Then the Spring Festival activities passed, and I suddenly remembered this matter. Then open my interception record and take a look.

A call from Mihuyou's headquarters was displayed inside and was successfully intercepted.

Damn it, I was really convinced, Valkyrie stopped me on the phone, although I didn’t know which Valkyrie it was.

But that doesn't stop me from wanting to kill my damn interception settings.

And now I have a call interception for the character of Star Dome Railway, again after I turned off all interception settings.

I was really convinced. The person calling this time was Dan Heng. Although I didn’t know him very well, he was official at least.

Just let me hear the sound.

Perhaps the only thing I'm thankful for is that the person who called me wasn't Walter, the boss. If I hung up on Walter, I would really want to curse.

Walter, the boss of Star Dome Railway, is a being who combines Bengsan Walter and Genshin Impact into one being, who can reap double the happiness.

If the interception information that pops up today shows that the phone belongs to the boss Walter, then I can probably dismantle this broken phone.

Alas, looking back, it seems that I have never caught up with all the official activities.

Let’s take a few recent events as an example.

In addition to the above-mentioned interception of Bengsan Valkyrie's phone calls and the interception of Star Railway Danheng's phone calls.

The lucky draw for Tianyi’s 10th anniversary figure, which I like, didn’t catch up either.

Tianyi’s 10th anniversary figure comes with a soft vinyl record that can be combined with the figure.

But I thought it was just a figure when I bought it, so I didn’t care.

Later I found out that you had to buy the figure and participate in the special lottery, and you could only get it if you won.

Then that feature draws. After I purchased the figure, it popped up because of the network card, so I clicked hard and dropped it.

Just exiting that interface directly, which means I can't use that feature.

An account only has one chance. Even if I buy another figure, I can’t draw it again.

And I was too lazy to create a new account, so I finally went to Xianyu to see if it was available.

It turns out that either the price of a soft vinyl record is almost as high as that of a figure, or I am also collecting records.

Then I gave up on that idea, and not long after that I saw that the official manufacturer had posted an event.

It shows which soft vinyl records are still available and can be given to the audience who are destined to choose.

Damn it, when that event came out, it can be said that it shocked all the fans including me.

There were a total of 3000 soft vinyl records. Everyone rushed to buy them, but most people didn't get them.

Everyone thought it was gone, but it turned out that it showed that the manufacturer still had nearly 1000 copies in stock.

Subsequently, I directly chose the forwarder to give away the gift, but in the end there was no trace of it. Later, people who purchased the figures occasionally drew a few and there was no news.

3000 copies. Hundreds of thousands of fans are trying to grab it, and there are still hundreds of copies left. What kind of bullshit lottery mechanism is this?

And if it can be combined with the 10th anniversary figure into one whole thing, he will dismantle it and sell it.

I don’t know how stupid this operation is.

But that doesn’t change the fact that I’m missing out on official stuff again.

I missed the call from Beng San’s official Valkyrie, and I missed the call from Star Railway official Dan Heng.

I missed Tianyi’s official special album.

In addition, there are some official activities in the past. I could miss them all, but I missed them all. I was forced to miss the ones I couldn't miss.

What should you highlight? Highlight an official insulation.

I have nothing to do with anything related to official matters.

Even if I have made enough preparations in advance, even if I haven’t even burned incense and prayed to Buddha, they will still tell me mercilessly when I should miss it.

Sorry you missed it.

Damn it, if I attend official events again, I will be a fucking dog.

So are the creator incentive programs on Douyin and Xiaopo.

His mother has never won a single lottery, either thank you for your patronage or thank you for your patronage.

Any official activities have nothing to do with me, really.

I'm convinced, and I won't expect any official activities in the future.

Unless I am the official, in which case I will directly declare myself as the winner.

Otherwise, I’d be too exhausted to get even a tiny bit of official stuff. )

"Good guy, how did the author achieve this luck?"

Jiang Shi touched his chin. Although his luck couldn't be said to be good, it wasn't bad either.

At least you can win a prize or something every time you do something.

It doesn’t mean that like me, I can miss everything I do.

Alas, I am filled with sad tears when I mention it.

Jiang Shi had a good weekend and left afterwards. After all, no one can predict luck. Instead of worrying about my luck, he might as well go to the Mikawa Flower Festival.

This year's Sanchuan flower season is particularly lively, not only the big monsters from the past are coming. There are also gods who have never been seen before.

Inazuma, Raiden Makoto, Raiden Movie, Raiden General, and Orobus who was invited.

Liyue, Morax, Guiwen, Ruoduo Dragon King, Maxius, Heulia.

Mond, Barbatos, Vanessa.

Xumi, the Great Merciful Tree King, Nasida, the Red King Akhmar, and the Flower Goddess Nabu.

And a gangster Jiang Zhi who has nothing to do all day long, just wandering on Teyvat Road or going to Bomb Sky Island.

In addition, many other monsters also came to participate, including the familiar Arataki Ito.

Foxsai Palace, Goyo Chiyo, Sasa Yuri, Kujo Sora, Yurakusai, Yae Shenzi, Hana Sanli, and even Yuigami Harunosuke who traveled across the ocean are back.

And Hibiki Asara, Konbumaru, Ako Hyundai and Kizaemon from Kiyora Island also came with Neko.

Because Fuzi has lived for hundreds of years and can speak human words, she is technically a demon, so she can also participate in the Mikawa Flower Festival.

Fuzi didn't want to be separated from Qian Laixiang and the others, so he brought Qian Laixiang and the others to participate.

However, Qian Laixiang is also the apprentice of Fox Zhai Palace after all, so he has a legitimate reputation, so no monsters dare to have any objections when he comes to participate.

Arataki Yidou also brought the ghost mother-in-law.

Although Granny Ghost is a human being, she is the one who adopted her after all. And he has taken good care of Arataki Yidou for so many years.

Now he comes to participate in a lively celebration like the Mikawa Flower Festival. How could we not bring the ghost mother-in-law with us?

But his younger brothers couldn't help it. Although the monsters allowed him to bring the ghost mother-in-law over, they refused to let him go.

Even if Arataki Yito reveals the true form of the Ghost King, the rules are the rules, and the Ghost King cannot break the rules.

The reason why Arataki Yito is allowed to bring the ghost granny with him is because the ghost granny is a relative of Arataki Yito and can be regarded as the mother of the ghost king.

The status can be said to be passable, but those guys who have no connection and are just thugs should be forgotten.

Although... Granny Ghost was able to come in only after Ichito Arataki revealed the true form of the Ghost King...

Zhuo Ye and the Qinggui clan also came.

Their lives are getting better and better now. They not only have jobs, food and drink, but also shelter.

Some ghosts even found partners.

Kujo Sora was also pulled over by Sasa Yuri.

The reason is that as a descendant of the Tengu clan, I have to participate in the celebrations of youkai.

Most of the Tengu clan are arrogant, but there are also many Tengu who are close to others.

Sasa Yuri didn't want Kujo Sanra to become a tengu separated from the world.

On the other hand, Miyachiyo took Ito Arataki and Granny Granny to visit the celebration. After all, they were new here.

Fox Sai Palace and Yae Shenzi went to tease their two masters.

But compared to Raiden Zhen, these two are really too young and can only tease Raiden in the movie.