The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

But whether it’s left hand or right hand, or whatever you say, there is no problem whether Liyue Port makes money.

It belongs to my family anyway, and the richer my family is, the better, right?

Under Jiang Shi's suggestion, King Daci Shu and Naxida also agreed.

Hire Hutao to deal with Azar's corpse and the corpses of monsters outside.

It doesn’t matter who handles it anyway. It's better to let the people over at Jiang Corpse make some money. After all, Jiang Corpse helped them a lot, even though it was a lot of trouble for them.

The scars on King Daci Shu's body have not yet recovered.

"This time, Xumi and his team have come to an end. It can be said that everyone is happy with the ending. A world in which no one is injured has been achieved."

A few days later, the idle ginger corpse returned to its human appearance, sitting on the street chatting with Sora and Paimon.

There are Morax and the others with him.

Basically, all the gods who came to Sumeru this time except Oser, Bashi, Marcusius and Heulia have not left.

Thunder God Baal, Thunder God Baalzebul, Thunder God General and Yao Shenzi took the skirmishers to go shopping.

The good name is to make up for the lost childhood of stragglers.

In fact, Jiang Zhi only heard the howling of the scattered soldiers like pigs being killed.

It can be heard that the motherly love set Jiang Shi gave to the God of Thunder, Balzebul, is still very useful.

Although it may not be very friendly to the buttocks of skirmishers, it is at least very useful against the thunder god Baalzebul.

Then Jiang Xi saw a certain straggler comrade whose buttocks were swollen at least three times.

And that was already a month later.

A month later, the buttocks would still swell more than three times, so one can imagine how cruel the thunder god Balzebul was.

As expected of a biological mother, she is indeed very capable.

But the skirmisher's butt shouldn't be much better now, after all, the beatings have already begun.

And judging from the sounds he heard, the skirmishers were probably spanked not only on their butts, but also in other places.

However, this still failed to deter our rebellious straggler classmate, who still bravely wanted to go against his own mother.

"Baalzebul! I have become a god!

We are equal! "

The skirmishers' voices were full of resentment.

Everyone said that after becoming a god, you can start living your life as you please, but no one told him that there was still a gap in combat power between gods.

The skirmisher felt that he was either being beaten or on the way to being beaten since he became a god, and the targets of his beatings were still rotating.

Among them were the two people he hated the most, a ginger corpse and the thunder god Baalzebul.

A person who was shameless and mean every day thought of ways to torture him.

One is his biological mother who abandoned him and then gave him a severe beating during this meeting.

That's it. The skirmisher suddenly felt that the world was indeed boring and he should just die.

He should have died in the big pit of the Evil Eye Factory in the first place, and he should not have come out from there and run to Xumi.

No, to be more precise, he should have died in the Borrowing Room in the first place.

What are you doing here when you have nothing to do? There are all kinds of sufferings in life out there.

The skirmishers were full of resentment towards the world at this moment.

Seeing him like this, the God of Thunder, Baalzebul, couldn't help but soften his heart, and temporarily slowed down his waving of the filial stick and maternal duster.

Filial Son Stick, total length 1m2.

The diameter can be adjusted according to the size of a person's hand, just at the diameter that is most comfortable for a person to hold.

Made by Mother Earth, one of the gods of life in the universe.

The effect is useless, except that when spanking your own child, it can double the pain the child feels.

And the child will never be hurt in any way, and the pain will not be numbed by the nerves. perfectly worked.

Motherly dust.

It looks like a feather duster commonly used by humans.

There are no special effects in this regard.

It can double the user's energy and never feel tired before the education is completed.

The two complement each other and are one of the most proud motherly love sets created by Mother Earth God.

And the combination of these two pieces has a special effect, which is to let the child feel your full love from the heart.

However, this effect seems to be of no use to rebellious straggler classmates.

Because even though he was howling and screaming after being beaten, he still refused to succumb to the stick of the thunder god Baalzebul.

This may also be related to the relationship or identity between the two?

Skirmishers are puppets after all. They are created again. Although they are related to mother and child, they are not real creatures.

The blood relationship cannot be traced back, so this special effect may be greatly reduced.

After all, the general relationship between mother and child is either biological or adopted.

He is more or less a connection between living things, but Skirmisher is a puppet after all. Although he is no different from a human being, he cannot be regarded as a living being in essence.

The thunder god Baalzebul is also the body of a demon god. Although his appearance looks similar to that of a human being, his body is full of elemental power.

The connection between the two goes even further.

This can be regarded as one of the few shortcomings of this maternal love set. After all, Mother Earth God did not expect that someone's mother-child relationship could be so strange.

The Thunder God Balzebul's education to the skirmishers continued, but the skirmishers refused to yield and asked why the Thunder God Balzebul abandoned him in the first place.

Thundergod Balzebul was also filled with guilt about this, and then she explained the reason in a low voice, and said that she already knew her mistake, and would definitely treat the soldiers well in the future, and then continued to give the soldiers a meal with the maternal love suit. Hammered.

This made the skirmisher confused. He told him to treat him well and make up for him, but then gave him a hammer with his backhand.

This is called making amends, this is called domestic violence!

The skirmishers were so angry that they called the God of Thunder Baalzeb a mad woman.

I don’t know how to take care of children at all, I don’t know how to cook, and I don’t know how to do housework.

He only knows how to wield knives and guns. He is violent, too violent.

The Thunder God Balzebul also admitted this one by one, and said that there was once a great dark demon Darknath who said such a sentence.

People are good at and not good at knowledge, and the same is true for gods, so you don't have to force things that you are not good at, you just need to do the best at what you are good at.

And the thunder god Balzebul happened to be proficient in martial arts, so she decided to hone her martial arts to the extreme, and then make up for the lost childhood of the stragglers, which was being beaten.

After all, the God of Thunder, Balzebul, had also seriously thought about it. If he had not gone astray, abandoned his stragglers and pursued the road of eternity, what would the lives of their mother and son have been like?

After much thought, Thundergod Barzebul decided that he would definitely use the skirmisher as a training partner, and strive to train him into a warrior who can stand alone as soon as possible.

It's a pity that I went astray at that time and took the wrong path. I owed Shanbing more than 500 years of childhood, so I have to make up for it now.